My Superhero Can’t Be This Jerk

Water International Corporation Building, 99th floor, conference room.

As an international company spanning pharmaceuticals, security, scientific research, and food, Water Corporation is one of the most powerful companies in the United States.

With tens of billions of assets, Water Company is best known as the largest superhero operation company in the United States.

It has more than 200 superheroes with strong strength.

The most popular and most powerful is the Super Seven.

The captain of the Super Seven, the Homelander, a remake of Superman.

The locomotive, a black man with abilities like The Flash. The speed is fast, agile as the wind, and of course the physical strength is also one of the best, otherwise it cannot withstand the physical damage caused by high-speed movement.

Maeve, a replica of Wonder Woman. But there is no magic woman's mantra lasso, Vulcan sword and other equipment.

Black, a guy wrapped in a black battle suit, good at weapons and fighting, with amazing strength and speed.

In the deep sea, it can communicate with fish, a copy of Neptune.

Transparent people can be invisible.

Lamplighter, a remake of Martian Manhunter, is good at arson and has retired.

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The transparent man was holding a pen and banging on the table vigorously.

Since he is invisible at this time, he can only see a set of writhing clothes scribbling around with a pen, which is very funny.

Let's get back to the point. This is a serious crime. These bastards dared to touch my movie. It was pirated three weeks before it was released.

Transparent Man's film Transparent Man 2: The Power of Invisibility is about to be released, and he is very angry that the source of the film has been leaked.

Seeing that other people were indifferent, the transparent person increased the volume, As soon as you walk on Fifth Avenue, you can see a bunch of unlicensed motherland T-shirts, and Walter spends 1.2 billion US dollars on copyright infringement every year. The money was deducted from our pockets, and each of us has to share four or five billion, right?

The locomotive looked shocked, What the fuck? So you have 400 million yuan?

hey-hey!

The captain, the Homelander, knocked on the table, Oh my god, we are the Big Seven, how does it look like to act like a giant, arguing over some small money? Well, now I want to hear, you all saved this week. How many people have been killed. Xuan Se, let's start with you.

At this time, a group of visitors came to the first floor of the Water Building.

As the external window of Water Company, Water Building will open specific floors for tourists to visit on Saturdays.

The tour guide group that is visiting at this time is a small team from Los Angeles. The black female staff with thin waist, narrow shoulders and huge buttocks are talking about the development history of Water Company to tourists.

Sorry, I don't understand something.

A man with extraordinary temperament and wearing black clothes with white spots stood up.

Although I was a little annoyed that someone interrupted me, but seeing that the other party was quite handsome, the black woman forgave him.

Please say.

A superhero, or the definition of a person with superpowers, isn't someone who upholds justice, stands up when in danger, has a sense of responsibility, and doesn't ask for anything in return? In my opinion, this group of superheroes in Water Company are more Like a superstar. Forgive me for being blunt, because your superheroes don't look like the type who don't want anything in return.

The black female staff smiled awkwardly. She is a staff member of the Propaganda Department of Water Company, and she only occasionally explains to tourists part-time.

It's like this. Our superheroes don't ask for anything in return. They often help citizens across the United States and fight crime. They never ask for anything in return.

The young man showed doubts, But, you packaged your superheroes to be the same as those stars who sing, dance and act in movies. Package their appearance, arrange their variety shows and talk shows, and set up their persona. Their portrait rights Arranged on various commodity packaging...

The young man took out a pack of potato chips with a locomotive printed on it,

Look, Speed ​​Potato Chips, the same speeding experience as a locomotive! To be honest, the potato chips in my house are almost surrounded by your superheroes.

Pointing to the various movie posters hanging on the wall of Walter's company, Your superheroes appear in various movies, including all kinds of bad movies. How much box office have we contributed to you?

The black woman was speechless, not knowing how to answer.

The young man changed his serious face, and suddenly smiled brightly, Haha, I was just joking. Actually, I like your superheroes very much, especially the people from the motherland. Can you get me an autograph?

The black woman breathed a sigh of relief as if she had received an amnesty, Yes, sir.

This young man in a black windbreaker with white dots is Wei Chen who returned from the death flight.

He walked to a portrait, looked at the motherland with a bright face of sunshine, and fell into deep thought.

In Wei Chen's eyes, these superheroes are indeed no different from celebrities.

They are not as upright and orderly as they appear on the surface. Their ugly human nature is wrapped in their bright and beautiful coats, and when they are uncovered, they are all rotten that cannot bear to be seen.

The company sets up a character design for superheroes and guides people who eat melons to chase stars crazily. Commercial capital manipulates the public and public opinion, promotes the personalities and characteristics of so-called superheroes, conceals various hidden rules and activities in the dark, and the people are all buried in ignorance and ignorance.

In Wei Chen's eyes, they are not superheroes, but just pawns controlled by a group of capital. The flag has a few layers of halo, but it is still someone else's tool.

If Wei Chen goes to war against the people of the motherland, then his opponent is not only the people of the motherland and the Super Seven, but also the capital power of the world standing behind them.

There is a long way to go.

However, Wei Chen has plenty of time and energy, so he just plays with them.

I met a professional gambler who couldn't sleep because he was too tired...

Wei Chen's cell phone rang, and the song was The Gambler by Kenny Rogers, which Harper had set for him.

Harper has been dating Wei Chen since returning to New York.

Although there is no confirmed relationship at present, Harper seems to be dealing with Wei Chen's girlfriend.

The cell phone ringtone should also be set to the same as Harper's.

To be honest, he wasn't disgusted.

He was an orphan in his previous life, but this time he physically traveled to this world, he has always been alone.

It is also good to have a caring girlfriend.

Harper has good looks and a good figure. She is the kind of caring little woman, and she is also a talented woman. Wei Chen couldn't be more satisfied.

To some extent, this flight 305 was a blessing in disguise!

I'm Zells.

Erik, if you don't come back, I'm going to take a piss on your Sex and the City DVD. I've been so busy building the company, I've never seen you, Leslie. Leslie, that overnight change The big Leslie has been quarreling and refusing to do the examination, so come to the company quickly.

2D, the male Grayson yelled into the phone.