My Superhero Can’t Be This Jerk

the next day.

After a night of fermentation, the incident of Batman vs. the Homelanders finally completely detonated the entire United States.

Newspapers, media, social networks, and all kinds of overwhelming information bombardment, everyone knows the story of the Batman who turned out to defeat the motherland and save the innocent people on the helicopter.

The United States is a country where heroism prevails. They set up heroes and worship heroes, and they are looking for their own beliefs in an era of heroes.

The most fanatical belief - the people of the motherland, was defeated by Batman. As a result, the faith in their hearts was also destroyed.

The process of rebuilding beliefs is to find a new superhero and then send him to the altar.

Batman is the new belief of the people.

If Wei Chen was described as an entertainment star, it would be——he is completely popular!

It is well-known to every family, and has countless admirers.

Whether it's at school or at parties, he's the one people talk about the most.

Even the Batman Club has appeared on the street, people voluntarily form an organization to protect Batman together, and now it has formally absorbed several million members.

There have even been various strange religious groups in his name, bluffing and deceiving, and frantically absorbing believers.

Turn on the TV, no matter what channel it's on, it's reporting on Batman.

People talk about who he is, about his abilities, about his strange and eerily aesthetic uniform.

Fatty Rick, for his cell phone video taken at close range.

Only the little Texas fan who loves Batman because of his shocking remarks.

The two instantly became popular!

The two frequently appeared on TV, and even participated in various interviews and entertainment programs, faintly becoming the most popular entertainment celebrities at the moment.

Redder than some movie stars!

I heard that the two also endorsed advertisements and made a lot of money in a short time.

Drinking water and not forgetting the well digger, Rick and the little fans understand why they are popular, of course they praise Batman everywhere.

But now, Batman is as beautiful as Batman, and the people of the motherland and Walter Company are as miserable as they are.

Wall Street Stock Exchange.

The moment the stock market opened, Walter's stock fell below the issue price and plunged all the way down.

The consequence of the stockholders losing trust in Water Company is to sell their stocks crazily.

The shareholders of Water Company held an emergency meeting overnight.

They naturally understand the adverse effects caused by the continuous decline in stocks and the damage caused to a company with a market value of trillions, so they will eliminate the impact of this incident at all costs.

Major shareholder House clenched his fists and slammed it heavily on the conference table, It's a matter of great importance, no matter what, we can't lose this battle!

On the one hand, he mobilized funds to boost the stock market, and on the other hand, he contacted officials at all levels, congressmen, and members of the Securities and Exchange Commission, and used his strong contacts to conduct black-box operations.

Water company invested tens of billions of funds in a row, and finally stopped the stock price limit.

There is one thing worth noting, when Walter frantically bought stocks in the hands of various retail investors, he encountered resistance.

It seems that a group of unknown forces is secretly acquiring the shares of Water Company.

They bought stocks as soon as retail investors panicked and sold stocks.

It seems to be prepared.

However, Water Company was in a state of desperation, and did not pay more attention to this matter. After all, the share of stocks in the hands of retail investors is far from threatening Walt.

At the same time, Water Company held a press conference. This time, Edgar Stan, the black president and the legendary Uncle Fried Chicken, came out in person.

Everyone, there are more than 200 superheroes in Walt Company, and they are committed to serving the United States and the American people. The people of the motherland are the most responsible and patriotic among these superheroes.

If we criticize some magnified details too much, it will only destroy a person from public opinion.

Mr. Edgar, do you mean that the people of the motherland are not at fault? He used heat vision to destroy the helicopter, but then fled. In the end, the helicopter was rescued by Batman. This is the fact that everyone has seen!

Some reporters raised objections.

Edgar's swarthy face grew darker.

About this matter, I think the people of the motherland can explain it.

Edgar took off his glasses and said to the reporters.

The air was quiet for a second.

Then it was replaced by a bigger din.

Dozens of reporters rushed forward like crazy, pushing and crowding each other, like a flock of chickens crazily vying for food.

Mr. Edgar, have people from the motherland really come to the press conference?

Mr. Edgar, what will you do with the natives?

Is the native of the motherland still the boss of your Super Seven?

 …

In the backstage conference room, people from the motherland are watching TV.

Lifting his head slightly, he stared at the TV with eyes that could kill at any time.

The whole face was tense, but the muscles trembled from time to time.

With the pressing of the remote control in the hand, different channel screens flashed one by one.

Save America? You're dying of laughter, Homelander, bitch! Coward!

The motherlander gritted his teeth and pressed the remote control button.

Trying to save the city? Too bad he can't save himself!

On the verge of eruption, press the remote control again.

Batman - the new favorite superhero with an unprecedented 89% approval rating on social media!

Seeing this, the people of the motherland calmed down instead.

The sage's time after extreme anger is brewing a huge storm.

Press the remote button again.

This time, an emoji was displayed on the TV.

On the street, a handsome white guy was leading his girlfriend by the side of a beautiful blond girl with protruding backs. The handsome white guy turned his head immediately, whistled, and looked like a pig. And the girlfriend next to her had an expression of you scumbag.

The word matching is very interesting. The handsome white man wrote everyone on his head, the beautiful blonde girl wrote Batman, and the unlucky girlfriend had the words Motherlander written on his head.

The teeth are about to be crushed!

The frequency of pressing the remote control was faster, and the button for changing channels was almost crushed by him.

The picture that angered him the most was a photoshopped picture by a netizen.

In the group photo of the Super Seven, the head of the motherlander standing in the middle C position was replaced by Batman.

Crack!

The remote control finally ended the miserable situation of being tortured and died.

Anger filled his chest, and when he was about to erupt, he was reminded by the staff that he was going to attend the press conference.

With a sullen face, the native of the motherland stepped forward and walked towards the front desk.

The moment the people from the motherland came in, the camera in the reporter's hand clicked.

The flash almost turned the slightly dim room into a daytime world.

The reporters rushed over like sharks smelling blood.

Motherland, do you think you need to apologize?

People from the motherland, do you have anything to say about your crazy popularity rating?

The reporters held up their microphones, and all kinds of unfriendly topics came straight to them.

The smirk maintained by the people of the motherland disappeared instantly.

Anger, irritability and jealousy, the threshold of various negative emotions rises to the maximum in an instant.

The eyes began to turn red, and murderous aura burst out from the eyes undisguised!