My Superhero Can’t Be This Jerk

It seems that someone jumped off the building!

The residential building in the lower city where Robert lives has a total of six floors.

Old and full of the breath of the times.

He is not very familiar with the residents of this floor, because he has just moved here not long ago.

But when I saw someone jumping off the building, I was still shocked!

He immediately retracted his head into the room, put on his myopia glasses, and looked outside.

Lying on the ground seems to be a young guy, with his head on the ground, and he has fully blossomed!

Blood gurgled out, and soon formed a large pool of blood.

It reminded him of the headshot feast he had staged when he watched the live broadcast of the hearing in the afternoon.

An uncomfortable feeling surged up his throat, and he couldn't stand it, so he immediately shifted his gaze.

I accidentally turned my gaze to the roof, and found a strange guy standing there.

Wearing a blue and black battle suit, he looks young and tall, with a black eye patch on his eyes, staring at the corpse downstairs.

Robert quickly shrank his head back.

Shet!

That... isn't that Robin?

I used to sit with him in the Batmobile on Governor's Island, and he even talked to me!

Robin, who claims to be Batman's follower, why does he appear here?

Could it be that he pushed the boy downstairs?

Robert was taken aback by his reasoning.

Robin would kill on purpose!

Batman's follower, will push people off the roof?

This is completely unimaginable!

On one side, Robert was thinking about gains and losses, while on the other side, Ye Yi was completely in a frenzy.

He looked at the boy lying in a pool of blood downstairs, cursed Fake secretly, and then swung towards another building with a hooked gun.

He must leave here quickly, many people have seen him.

Even if he didn't push the person down, but he was witnessed by so many people, it's hard to tell.

It was the first time I acted as Robin, and I encountered such unlucky things, my luck was so bad.

 …

From Ye Yi's perspective, the time turned back to an hour ago.

I saw someone wearing a Batman suit, swaying above the sky.

Ye Yi immediately became interested.

He followed the black shadow to a remote street, and the other party quickly disappeared.

Seems to have taken refuge in a bar at the end of the street.

Ye Yi frowned, looking at the pathetic street.

After thinking about it, he took a few steps forward and walked towards the bar.

The Big Red Chicken? What a nonsense name.

Looking at the sign hanging outside the bar, Ye Yi couldn't help complaining.

The signboard depicts a big red rooster holding a wine glass, which looks funny and spooky.

Ye Yi pushed open the door and entered the Big Red Chicken Bar.

The color of the room is dark red, full of ambiguous atmosphere.

There were not many customers in the bar, and people gathered in twos and threes to drink and chat.

Soft songs echoed in the space, some people slowly hummed along, and some people tapped the time in response.

What surprised him was that there were almost no women in the bar.

Seeing Ye Yi come in, someone looked at him.

The guests stared at Ye Yi strangely, especially his buttocks.

He always felt something was wrong!

But I can't tell what's wrong, I just feel a serious sense of disobedience in this bar.

Ye Yi frowned, walked to the counter, and said to the bartender in a red coat and earrings, A glass of tequila with ice, thank you.

The bartender seemed to have seen this kind of superhero wandering around in tights a lot, so he just squinted at Nightwing for a while, then turned around and brought him a glass and poured tequila.

Ye Yi, who is a frequent bar customer, has a lot of experience in bartending, so he asked the bartender for a handful of fine salt and sprinkled it on his mouth.

Then he took out the lighter and lit a fire on the surface of the wine.

The blue flame instantly burned on the surface of the agave.

Ye Yi directly picked up the wine glass and drank it down.

Then he took a sip of the fine salt from the tiger's mouth.

The bartender looked at Ye Yi's chic behavior with an inexplicable look in his eyes.

Dude, did you see someone in a Batman suit just now?

After Ye Yi finished tasting the wine, he asked the bartender casually.

The bartender shrugged, No, I didn't see that. But man, there aren't many people like you who can hang out at night.

What?

Ye Yi didn't quite understand what the bartender was saying.

I mean, now that New York City has a curfew because of headshots during the day, there aren't many superheroes like you running around in tights. Everyone is hiding at home, under the covers, afraid of getting their heads blown Lose.

Ye Yi nodded. There were indeed a lot more policemen outside than usual.

While chatting, a woman in green clothes walked up the stage area.

The woman in a green dance skirt that opened up to her thighs held a microphone, adjusted the speaker equipment, and was about to start singing.

Ye Yi sat in front of the counter, ready to enjoy the resident singing service at the bar.

Hey~!

A rough voice came from the mouth of the woman!

Ye Yi was so shocked that he almost spit out the wine in his mouth!

The big guy who sang is not a woman, but a man!

Wearing a golden wig, the woman with captivating eyebrows and eyes reveals the fact that she is a male as soon as she speaks.

The women's clothing boss sang the song with a strong male voice.

As he sang, all the surrounding guests gathered around and danced to the music.

Some male buddies even hugged and gnawed together.

Even though Ye Yi was dull, he knew that he had entered a gay bar!

Cursing bad luck secretly, Ye Yi put down his wine glass and walked towards the door.

Although there is no discrimination against these people, Ye Yi is a straight man of steel. In such an environment, he feels that staying for a second longer is a torment.

The big man in women's clothing who was singing soon noticed Ye Yi.

In particular, those straight buttocks, which are full of lines, were immediately captured by the women's clothing tycoon.

The big guy in women's clothing stopped singing and turned his gaze to Ye Yi's side.

Wow!

While exclaiming, he approached Ye Yi.

Cack! Crack! Cack!

At the same time, his mouth moved, making strange noises like a frog.

The big man in women's clothing with a deep voice quickly attracted everyone's attention.

The big man in women's clothing walked up to Ye Yi and took a deep breath, What's your name? Xiao Hua in tights?

Ye Yi frowned and shook his head, as if he didn't want to answer him.

Take a step forward and prepare to leave this ghost place.

But the big guy in women's clothing stopped Ye Yi again, glanced at his buttocks, and at the same time, Lanhua finger reached out to his shoulder, and poked him lightly twice.

Looks like a shy kid!

He circled around Ye Yi, raised the microphone to his mouth, and sang: I'm so mad tonight~ croak... croak!

Ye Yi's fists were clenched tightly, and blue veins burst out on his forehead!