My Skills Are Not Serious

When Chen Fang said "I hate it, close your eyes" and the black-robed man really closed his eyes, Chen Fang was actually panicked. He was afraid that the black-robed man in front of him would regain his control. Immediately launched an attack, he was really unable to resist in his current state.

　　 But the strange thing is that the black-robed man didn't open his eyes right away, but was strangely expecting something.

　　 Chen Fang was flustered and didn't pay attention. He was praying in his heart that Yiyi could hurry up, otherwise he would die miserably.

　　 Fortunately, after three seconds, Chen Fang felt a peculiar power, which led him to disappear in place, and then appeared in a place he did not expect.

　　 At an altitude of several hundred meters, it is hard to imagine that a ruin could be so high.

　　 "Wait, let me go, does that skill really have to be smashed from the sky?"

　　 "Ah~~Ah!"

　　 Without waiting for Chen Fang to be mentally prepared, he began to fall quickly.

　　 one minute ago

　　 Wenren drove the three jumpers and led three people out of the street. After the powerful three jumpers were screwed to the end, they flew at the same speed and rushed out of Turtledove Town within a short while.

　　 "Yiyiyaya, don't you worry about Chen Fang?" Wenren asked the two people who were sitting around her, clapping their hands and shouting to hurry up.

　　 "Don't worry, uncle has a way. I will start calling him after a minute." Yiyi didn't worry at all.

　　 "Summon?" Wenren was very puzzled. Summon? Just kidding, never heard of it.

　　 One minute is not long, and it runs about four or five miles at the speed of three jumpers after being modified by the system.

　　 Yiyi stopped Wenren, and then in the curious eyes of her and Jimo, he took out a gold coin and held it in his hand, yelling "You wait, I'm a person, dad!"

　　 "Dad???"

　　 Jimo and Wenren are a bit confused, what is Yiyi doing? So you can summon Chen Fang? And what the **** is Dad.

　　The gold coin in Yiyi's hand turned into stardust and disappeared, and then a golden contract appeared in front of her, and it started to burn from the bottom and finally disappeared.

and then? People? Is it over?

　　 Jimo and Wenren looked left and right, but they didn't see where Chen Fangren was.

　　 When they just wanted to ask Yiyi Yaya, they suddenly felt a sense of oppression on their heads.

　　 When they raised their heads, they saw a flaming meteor, slamming towards them, and they were shocked to pick up the two little guys and prepare to drive away.

　　 "No, we are safe to stand here, you see."

　　 Yiyi avoided Jimo's hand and pointed to the protective cover that enveloped the four people without knowing when.

　　 "Is that your uncle?"

　　 Jimo temporarily relieved his heart and asked the meteor, who was about to hit the ground not far away.

　　 "Hmm." Yiyi nodded.

　　 boom

　　 The meteor fell to the ground, and the impact produced a lot of smoke and dust, and radiated a multicolored light, spreading out a ring of more than ten meters, the ground within this range, the flowers and trees, instantly turned into coke.

　　 "锵锵，锵"

　　 I don’t know where the music sounded.

　　 The smoke and dust gradually dissipated, and a naked body appeared as a figure resembling a meditator. The bald head that could still reflect light in the twilight indicated his identity. This was Chen Fang who had been called.

　　 "锵锵，锵"

　　The music continues.

　　 "……"

　　 Yiyi held her forehead, and Yaya looked at her curiously.

　　 "Sister, I found him so serious." Wen Ren said quietly in Jimo's ear.

　　 "Hmm." Jimo turned his head a little red.

　　 What I am not serious is that my skills are not serious.

　　 Chen Fang was also very helpless. He fell from a height of several hundred meters and was very panicked. It hurts to rub against the air, and his pants were all burned.

　　 "You still can't come, waiting for someone to chase you? And put on your clothes quickly and shamelessly." Wenren snorted.

　　 "Wait a minute, your feet are numb, and if you have any clothes, give me a set." Chen Fang looked bitter.

　　 "No, I'll stop by myself." Wen Renbai gave Chen Fang a glance. Even if he has clothes, he still owns women's clothes, so how could I wear them for you.

　　 "Hee hee." Yiyi smiled, covering his mouth.

　　 Jimo is the same, covering his mouth and smiling, charmingly graceful.

　　 Yaya ran over and stopped in front of Chen Fang, looking at Chen Fang who was still squatting curiously with his eyes wide open.

　　 "Go, go to your sister, my uncle is not dressed, children don't look at it."

　　 Chen Fang looked embarrassed and waved for the curious Yaya to leave.

"Oh."

　　 Yaya bit her finger back to bring Yiyi's side, and then Tong Yan said nonchalantly: "Why is my uncle different from us? He has a mushroom on his body, so ugly and so ugly."

　　"?"

　　 I'm not sure about it.

　　 "Bah." Wenren took another sip.

　　 Jimo continued to blush.

　　 "Hurry up, why are you staying there?" Wenren shouted.

　　What are you doing? Don't you know why I am? I can stand up, I, the grass around here has long been burned out, should I use soil...pile, and a water barrier pyramid?

　　 Chen Fang didn't dare to stand, because this station leaked light.

　　光, there is it.

　　 Chen Fang turned his back to several people, waved his hand below him, and then a light band appeared to cover his hips and buttocks.

This is another skill that Chen Fang obtained after the sacrifice. A skill that seems useless but can come in handy at certain critical moments. For example, it is a bit difficult to describe that it matches with the righteousness of heaven. Shame.

　　 Vulgarity correction: Anti-three vulgarities, start from me. Effect: Covered, unable to be peeped by any skills, acting for a day, cooling for a natural day; with the following special effects and skills.

　　 Holy Light: A pure light.

　　 Mosaic: A collection of moving color blocks.

　　Modify: Specify a target area to cover.

　　Restrictions: It is invalid for pure people.

　　 (PS: Although you can't see it, you still can't stop your wretched imagination.)

The 　　 skill comes with two special effects: Holy Light and Mosaic. Choose one of the two. There is no doubt that Chen Fang chose Holy Light. At least the Holy Light is brighter, but it is better than the moving mosaic. After all, right?

　　 I took some turf and woven it into a grass skirt, and the empty place finally had something to do with it, that is, the holy light still exists, covering it on the grass skirt, and it is still hot.

A few people didn’t go back on the way they came. Chen Fang rode around on a tripod, and came to the dock where the boat was placed. The wind was blowing and the bottom was cold on the road. Chen Fang was uncomfortable being blown and stabbed by grass stems. , Had it not been for the four women sitting beside and behind him, he would have wanted to let himself go.

The dock at the small dock was destroyed. I think it should be the man in the black robe who did it, but Chen Fang didn’t make it difficult to find a big tree nearby and cut it down. Let Wenren dig it into a canoe. , As long as it is dragged into the river, you can return to the city even if you hold it.

　　 The group of five people did not encounter any trouble on the way back, until Chen Fang left the ruins of the Newborn City Square and was taken away by the guards here on charges of offending morals.

　　 Jijoji

　　 "You are also a resident of the new city. Can you worry about the influence? The recent adventure guild activities and the gathering of non-local people, how decent you are like this, how do people think of our city."

　　 "We are not opposed to any insignificant hobbies, but please limit your behavior in public."

　　 "The City Appearance Regulation clearly stipulates that, except for special occasions, you should not wear less than 35% of the body's clothing when going out."

　　 "Now you are fined a gold coin for obstructing the appearance of the city, obstructing traffic, and obscene, and detained until your family pays the fine and brings clothes."

　　 "Drag it down, drag it face down, and go up more steps."

　　 After the official with a serious face, Chen Fang was dragged by the two guards, leaving three scratches on the ground.

　　 "Recently, the law and order is not easy to manage, and the number of people has become more perverted." said the guard who took Chen Fang's handcuffs to the rope.

　　 "Yes. Yesterday, I caught four people who only wear underwear and are dedicated to show their muscles on the street." Another guard said.

　　 "I was wronged, my clothes were damaged in the battle." Chen Fang burst into tears.

　　 "Go up the stairs." The guard, Charm Hui Chen Fang, reminded him casually.

　　 "Wow."

　　 prison room

　　 "哐锵"

　　 The door opened and the door closed, and a figure was thrown in.

　　 There are already four big men in the room at this time.

　　 "Hey, a fellow man."

　　 "Tsk tsk, there is not much meat all over, like a chicken."

　　 "Ashamed to be with him."

　　 "Top."

　　 Chen Fang looked up, almost digging his eyes.

I saw four sturdy men with exactly the same dark skin in their underpants, each posing in a different bodybuilding posture, standing side by side under the hanging window, and in the light through the window, UUReading www.uukanshu.com Showing developed muscles.

　　 "Boy, what do you think of us, who is the most powerful and beautiful." asked the guy with the pectoralis major sideways.

　　 "Yes, please comment, if it doesn't suit our minds, you will be pinched to death." The guy who stretched his latissimus muscles forward shrugged his chest and said.

　　 "Don't pretend to be unpredictable." The man with the triceps laterally stretched out words that were similar to the old sayings of the flower planters but had different pronunciations.

　　 "Top." The man who was stretching his abdominal muscles and thighs squeezed out a word after half payment.

　　Mom, there are monsters here, I want to return to Earth.

　　 Chen Fang was scared to death by the four devil muscle men with dark skin and bright white teeth.

　　 The two lives together have lived for more than 30 years. I have encountered Doubi in love counseling, and **** have also encountered them when they seek comfort. But what should I do if I haven’t encountered them before asking for comments.

　　 Ask for help online, urgent.

　　 "Guys, brothers, forgive me for not being able to make any comments. I'm just a layman. I can see what power and beauty are there." Chen Fang said cautiously.

　　 "It's not interesting. I thought you were a fellow man when you were dressed, but the light below you is not bad. It can actually block my sight." The man with his pectoralis major muscles bulged his chest muscles and said.

　　Who is in the same way as you, what do you want to see through the holy light?

　　 "It's really good, but the turf is a bit redundant." The guy who stretched his latissimus dorsi muscles seemed to be an eyesore to Chen Fang's grass skirt.

　　 It’s not too much to do with you.

　　 "I want to cover up the viscera." said the big guy with his triceps laterally stretched.

　　 Want to cover up? What do you mean?

　　 "Top." The man who is stretching his abdominal muscles and thighs.

　　 Do you only say such a word?

　　 Yiyi Yaya, come and save uncle, I don’t want to stay here.