My Second Dimension Can’t Be So Salty

"Well, although ideally, you can't take this too seriously, but you still have to write well about future plans." Dongfang Bai looked at the opposite Yamanaka Zuo Kazuo, and directly taught Xiaobu a lesson.

"Cough cough, yes yes, what your brother said makes a lot of sense, the future still needs to be well planned, um!" Yamanaka Zuo Kazuko opened his mouth with his hands on his chest, making Dongfang Bai's mouth twitch.

This woman just thought that she was deceived by the cute appearance of Tu Jianbu. If he didn't speak up, maybe she would be so cute.

"Okay."

Tsushima nodded obediently. Although she is really willful, she will still listen carefully to Dongfang Bai's words. At least listen to his words. What if her brother loses herself? !

Thinking of this, Tuma's frightened little face lost its blood and turned ashen, so she had to conscientiously pick up a pen and paper to fill in the life plan again, but she thought about it for a long time, but she still couldn't figure out how to fill it.

Just kidding, at the beginning, she didn't even think about so many things in the future, so she just filled in the sentence "I want to live with my brother", which is indeed her true thoughts about the future.

At this time, she suddenly asked her to write a serious-looking future plan. Even Xiaobu, who was always ranked first in her grade, was a little tangled, because she didn't know how to write it.

"Don't know how to write it? Isn't this just filling in what you want to do after graduation, what job you want to find, and then planning what to do. It should be quite simple." Yamanaka Kazuko looked at the soil strangely. Buried between, this thing should be very easy to write in her eyes.

"Ah, speaking of which, what is your future plan, Bai Jun?"

"Eat, sleep, make money, go on vacation."

Buried in the soil: ? ? ?

Yamanaka Sawako: ? ? ?

The two were stunned at the same time, looking at Dongfang Bai with disbelief. Originally, Xiao Mai thought that his future plan was enough to salt fish, but he didn't expect that his brother seemed to be similar.

As expected of brothers and sisters, although there is no blood relationship, the characteristics of "salted fish" living together for a long time are also very similar.

"No way, you just... just fill in this??" Yamanaka Zuo Kazuko was a little stunned. The most outrageous thing is that such a strange future plan Kirisu Mato was actually passed to him?

No, that is the 'Ice Beauty' Kirisu Mafuyu, who is known to be the most severe in Quan Fengzhizaki. Can such absurd and strange future plans be given?

Dongfang Bai fooled the past with a smile and a haha. Originally, Tongsu Zhendong also planned to mention this planning issue, but as soon as he spoke, Luo Li was inexplicably diverted from the topic.

Aunt Luo Li is simply a master of rhythm, she can actually let the ice beauty follow her rhythm inexplicably, and she didn't even have time to tell her future plans at the end of the interview.  …

"No, Xiao Zhendong thinks this is very reasonable, it shouldn't be..." Yamanaka Zuo Kazuko scratched his scalp a little tangled, and his long brown supple hair danced randomly with her movements.

"That's what I said, but isn't life planning just looking and writing? If Xiao Zuohe asked you to write it yourself, how would you write it?"

At this moment, Kazuko Yamanaka has a feeling that he is the teacher and he is the student. If you think about it carefully, it seems that she does not know how to write the plan for the future of this life.

"...First of all, it should be to find a boyfriend!"

"Well, then what?" Dongfang Bai continued to ask with a smile. The words seemed to have magic power, causing cold sweat to break out on Zuohezi's forehead.

Yes, after finding a boyfriend? !

She doesn't seem to have thought about the rest after this goal, because she hasn't even met the minimum requirement of a boyfriend, and she is still single even though she is almost thirty years old and becomes an older leftover girl.

Looking at this young and already a winner in life, Dongfang Bai, why is there such a big gap between people.

Thinking of this, Kazuo Yamanaka didn't hold back for a while, took off his glasses and wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, thinking carefully about how miserable his life was at 4.8, ran over to become 'wild' for the senior he liked, and then suffered reject.

As a result, the students dug up the previous black history...

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" In the end, Yamanaka Zuokazu couldn't help lying on the table and wept bitterly. Dongfang Bai sighed and walked over to help her pat her back. Although he said comforting words, he actually complained madly in his heart.

Come on someone and marry her.

"Ahaha..." Tsumabu looked at the head teacher who started crying at every turn, and showed a helpless smile. She wrote a bunch of nonsense on her life plan, but it seemed very reasonable. 'Ambition'.

As for the bullshit, Xiaobu is simply the true biography of Dongfang Bai.

Chapter 35 What do you call this a little thing? 【Seeking automatic subscription】

"Eh? Oni-chan, do you want to go to her house with Wen Nai, go to her room, and get her clothes???" Tsushima was walking on the road, looking at Dongfang Bai with a surprised expression, when he heard Dongfang Bai's words She was immediately stunned.

After finishing the interview with Xiaobu's parents, a few people walked out of the school leisurely, and the three of them walked on the road together.

"Don't think too much." Dongfang Bai rolled his eyes and stretched out his index finger to lightly tap on the forehead of his sister, the salted fish, and Xiao Bu subconsciously stretched out two small hands to hold his head.

"Haha... It's just that Bai Jun helped me with the clothes, um! And my family isn't around, so I'm sure it'll be fine!" Fumano Furuhashi was sweating coldly on her forehead. She now hopes that Megumi Kato and Wugeng will not let this matter happen. Both Liuli knew.

But she didn't know that Kato Megumi and Wugeng Liuli actually knew about it before they came out. Otherwise, according to the past, Wugeng Liuli would definitely choose to go home with Dongfang Bai at this time.

"In that case, Oni-chan, Sister Wen Nai 04, I'll go home first~" Tsushima buried the schoolbag in front of him with both hands, stretched out a hand and beckoned towards the two of them, then quickly walked towards the two of them. Go home.

"There is an event in the game today, and she is in a hurry to go home to participate." Dongfang Bai explained to Guqiao Fumi, and she understood.

"Bai Jun, it's really hard for you to have such two younger sisters." Guqiao Wennai looked at Dongfang Bai with some sympathy, taking care of the two Xianyu younger sisters at the same time, it should be quite troublesome.

"Actually, it's alright. It's almost the same when you're used to it. Besides, there are goblins watching them when I'm not at home, so as not to cause any trouble." Dongfang Bai yawned with his hands on the back of his head.

This salted fish life is really leisurely enough.

"It's almost there, the one in front is it!"

After a journey of more than ten minutes, Dongfang Bai followed Guqiao Wen Nai to a place that he did not know very well. He was less familiar in this direction, but he still had some impressions.

"that?"

Dongfang Bai looked in the direction Guqiao Wen Nai's slender and fair arm pointed to. It was a rather luxurious independent house with a green grassy garden outside and even a small fountain in the center.

This house is a bit luxurious.

Dongfang Bai gave Guqiao Wennai a weird look. Her parents seem to be professors in mathematics, right? This kind of family situation is really good. It seems that Guqiao Wennai, who has always been unremarkable, is actually an eldest lady. ?

"That's it, Bai Jun is here for the first time." Guqiao Wennai sighed as he looked at his home where he hadn't come back for more than ten days, and then skillfully took out the key and unlocked the door.

"Well, it's better to hide the shoes just in case." Dongfang Bai glanced at the shoes that the two of them had replaced. If Guqiao Lingshi came back at this time, even if the two of them were not found, the shoes would still be visible. will be found instantly.

"Well, Bai Jun, you don't have to be so nervous, stinky dad won't come back this afternoon, but if you have to hide it, then hide it in the shoe cabinet." Don't care.

The two put the changed shoes in the shoe cabinet, while Fumi Guhashi hummed a little tune and walked upstairs and ran towards him, Dongfang Bai observed the surroundings while walking.

Good guy, the family conditions are similar to those of Ying Lili, there is even a study room on the second floor and so on...

"Bai Jun, please come in~"

Maybe it was because Fumano Furuhashi was a little more lively than before in her own home. She opened the door of her room and walked in first, followed by Dongfang Bai.

"Oh~"

The classic girl's powder room, and the cute rag dolls placed on the cabinet, this is the real girl's room in his impression.

Dongfang Bai suddenly felt a little melancholy. His two younger sisters, whether it was Xiaobu or Shawu, didn't feel like a girl at all in the room, especially Xiaobu, who was completely a fat man's room.

Sagiri was okay. At first glance, there seemed to be no problem when she entered, and the decoration was quite cute. As a result, there were some strange things hidden in the drawers under the bed in the cupboard, and she had no idea where she bought them from.

"Then hurry up and start tidying up! Good!" Fumio Furuhashi rolled up his sleeves, and looked like he was going to do a lot of work, and began to sweep the closet in his room. The moment he opened the closet, he was stunned.

Clothes, there are so many clothes, unimaginable, such a cabinet that is taller than a person and wider than a table, with so many clothes stuffed in it that the scalp is tingling.

"Are you planning to take all these away...?" Dongfang Bai's voice was a little hoarse. If he took this amount back, let alone Fumano Guqiao, even he might not be able to move it.

"How is it possible, just take a little bit!"

A little bit?

Fumi Guqiao gave Dongfang Bai a confident smile, then picked up a light blue suitcase and started stuffing clothes into it. For a while, the room was like a devil sweeping away, and it was extremely chaotic.

But the good times didn't last long. Although Fumi Guqiao was stuffed very quickly, she immediately discovered that the suitcase didn't seem to be able to hold too many clothes, so she could only passively give up some clothes.

For the phobia of choosing, let alone choosing clothes, it can't be solved in a while. Fumi Nai Furuhashi sat on the ground halfway, looking at the clothes on the left and the small skirt on the right with an uncomfortable expression.

Which one should you choose? !

"…"

Dongfang Bai just sat in her chair and watched her operate, and Guqiao Fumi, who suddenly thought of something, said, "Ah, I almost forgot, I also need to take some underwear..."

As she said that, she ran over to open another cabinet, but there was something wrong with this cabinet, and she couldn't open it for a long time. Looking closely, there was actually a piece of clothing stuck.

boom!

Vigorously performing miracles, this wave of wardrobes was forcibly opened directly. Not only that, the clothes inside began to flutter in the sky, like a goddess scattered flowers, Dongfang Bai saw a pink and white fat time flying directly to himself.

Oriental White: ? ? ? ?

"Ahhhhh...don't look at it!!"

Fumio Guqiao was extremely embarrassed and indignant, talking softly, and while shouting loudly, he started to make up for his mistakes, but this thing flew too much, even if Dongfang Bai turned his head to the side, he could see...

[ps: speculate on emotional stocks, guess who is next after the black cat? ].

Chapter 36 Your flag is stable [For automatic subscription]

"Woohoo ... people can't marry anymore." Gu Qiaowen was tears in her eyes, her face was ashamed, and Dongfang Bai covered her eyes with her eyes and simply didn't look at the room.

This guy is an idiot, right? He knows that there are fat times in the cabinet, and he pulls it away so hard, of course, it will cause the goddess to loose flowers, and there are so many.

"Oh, anyway, let's get these clothes first." Fumio Guqiao suppressed the anger in his heart and stretched out his hand to put the packed clothes into the suitcase in front of him, but it took a long time to find that he couldn't put them in...

In other words, the trunk is too full to fit in.

"…"

"Bai Jun, don't look at me with that kind of eyes...! It's just that these clothes are hard to give up."

Fumio Guqiao noticed Dongfang Bai's strange gaze and said with a little embarrassment. She didn't expect that this suitcase would be so impatient to fit, so it wouldn't be able to fit after so much.

Dongfang Bai looked at the girl with blue hair and golden eyes in front of him, and forcibly swallowed the words he complained about.

Are you going to move or get married with so many clothes on? ? Not so much.

In order to prevent this psychological rant from accidentally being said, Dongfang Bai chose to cover his mouth with one hand, and just stood by and watched Guqiao Funnai clean up.

…

In the end, Fumano Furuhashi struggled for more than ten minutes, cruelly gave up a lot of 'cute' clothes, chose to put all those clothes back, and walked out of the room with a large suitcase.

"Wow, my clothes..."

"No way, you've already packed so much." Dongfang Bai glanced at Guqiao Funano's suitcase, there must be at least dozens of pieces in it, and I don't know how they were forcibly stuffed.

I'm really worried about Furuhashi Fumano's box, and I don't know if this guy can handle it.

"Eh? These are only one-fifths of this..."..." Fumano Furuhashi frowned and opened his mouth. The moment she blurted out these words, the corners of Dongfang Bai's mouth began to twitch.

These are only one-fifths. How many clothes did you buy, and how many clothes can you wear?

"But it doesn't matter, I'll take it again next time!"

"Are you going to really run away from home..."

In the end, Dongfang Bai couldn't help but complain, she wouldn't plan to live in his house all the time. Although she worked hard to pay rent and tuition fees, wouldn't it be living together? ?

"Well, Baijun Baijun, let's go home quickly, Xiaobu also said that we want to have snacks together."

...wait this is your home, right?

Click.

Suddenly a crisp unlock sounded, Dongfang Bai paused, and subconsciously looked in the direction of the voice, only to see the door opened, and a man with dark circles around his eyes walked in.

At this moment, Guqiao Wennai stood with cold hair all over his body, the smile on his face immediately stiffened, and he immediately pulled Dongfang Bai silently towards the second floor.

"Didn't you say your father won't come back now?" Dongfang Bai whispered softly next to Guqiao Wennai's ear, and a burst of heat made the blue-haired girl's ears red as she explained.

"Wow wow...I don't know at all! Obviously I'm not at home at this time, it seems that now I can only find an opportunity to sneak down..." Guqiao Funno said with a flustered face, he didn't expect Flag to come. It's so fast, I'll go home when I say go home.

"Can't you just go straight down?"

"Of course not, the two of you fought **** for tat in the morning, and now seeing you and I at home, it will definitely be super embarrassing...!" meaning.

"But Dad, he doesn't usually go to the second floor a few times. Except for the laboratory that needs to be used for experiments, he won't go to the second floor at other times..."

"Ah, come up." The corner of Dongfang Bai's mouth twitched, and he was now beginning to wonder if Guqiao Funno's mouth had opened up, and why he could say anything.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh let's hide first, hurry up hurry up!"

Fumio Guqiao pulled Dongfang Bai in a panic and started to hide, but there was nowhere to hide, and he would definitely be found when he went to the room.

"There's a locker...! Hurry in!" Fumano Guqiao began to go to the doctor in a hurry, but now her father is walking upstairs slowly.

"Calm down..." Dongfang Bai glanced at the suitcase in the hand of Fumina Guqiao, and put it in the corner of the second floor, just to form a blind spot that is not easy to be found, and then went into the cabinet with Funai Guqiao.

"'~Why do you want to enter this cabinet, it's too narrow!?"