My Second Dimension Can’t Be So Salty

"Where's the lesson I taught you before? Isn't this something you can do with your hands?"

Listen, is this what people say? .

Chapter 22 Gu Qiaowen is a fat man! 【Seeking automatic subscription】

The successive crit speeches made everyone in Class A in the second year look worse and worse. This mock test paper made many students in the class mourned that the teacher was too difficult to solve the problem. As a result, Dongfang Bai directly said, "You can do it if you have a hand." .

This guy must have done it on purpose! unacceptable!

"Okay, I'll teach you one more time." Dongfang Bai sighed helplessly, picked up the pencil and started explaining to Fumino Furuhashi, and did not let Megumi Kato be idle behind, and gave her all the training.

"Mmmmmmmmm!! Bai is such a good person!!" After opening her mouth and replying several times, Guqiao Fumi was just waiting for Dongfang Bai to say these words, she immediately sat up straight and looked like a good primary school student listening to the teacher's lecture. .

"Don't call me a nice guy!"

The corner of Dongfang Bai's mouth twitched. He didn't even have time to react, and he was stuffed with a good person card. There was nothing more uncomfortable than this, but he was also a little helpless when he saw Fumifu Guqiao's puzzled expression.

Well, after all, people don't know the meaning of the good person card.

"Really..." Dongfang Bai sighed helplessly, he suddenly caught sight of Kato Megumi behind him, and looked at him with a gentle smile, his eyes were like waves in water, and the curvature of the corner of his mouth was warm like a ray of light.

But when he took another look, he found that the other party had changed back to that expressionless appearance.

It should be... not wrong, right?

Although Dongfang Bai was a little strange, he didn't pay much attention to it. He coughed and started to give Furuhashi Funno a crammed plan in these dozens of minutes.

The abbreviation is "Funno Furuhashi in 30 minutes to pass the mid-term exam"!

Although it is not good to force some knowledge into the brain in just a few dozen minutes in an emergency like the exam is about to take place, but effective review is better than Fumino Furuhashi's completely random reading.

...

After dozens of minutes of review, the midterm exam finally began. Both Fumino Furuhashi and Megumi Kato were taught by themselves some key points of knowledge about the topics that he thought to be tested. If you keep in mind, there should be no problem with this exam.

The invigilator is Tongsu Mayu, her eyes are even more exaggerated than the camera, and she can see any small movements clearly.

Only this guy, Dongfang Bai, dared to look at Tongsu Madong like a scumbag.

stare……

Tongsu Madong has been staring in his direction, and he felt goosebumps all over his body. Why did Mr. Tongsu keep staring at him, did he do something to make her angry?

Feeling that something was wrong, Dongfang Bai raised his head and looked at her. The two actually looked at each other for ten seconds. In this short ten seconds, their minds began to change wildly.

"..." Tongsu Zhendong kept staring at Dongfang Bai, she was worried that there would be something wrong with the other party's body, and she might faint during the exam, but he seemed to be really fine.

But why do you keep staring at yourself, is there something on your face? Or do you have something to tell yourself?

The two of them had the same idea, they both thought that the other was staring at them.

Dongfang Bai held a pen in his hand, and he finally gave up looking at Tongsu Mayu. The other party's eyes were a bit terrifying. After looking at it for a long time, he felt like he would have nightmares at night. He could only pick up the pen and start writing the test paper.

At this moment, a white and clean test paper was suddenly filled in with scribbled but somewhat unrestrained words. A math test paper didn't need to write much, so Dongfang Bai spent at most twenty minutes to complete it all.

Fumino Furuhashi next door was full of cold sweat, staring at the test paper seriously. There were a lot of formulas written on the scratch paper next to her, at least several times the number of words (aeei) on her test paper.

Is she really okay?

The corner of Dongfang Bai's mouth twitched, and then he turned his eyes out of the window. There was no one in the direction of the playground. At this moment, he suddenly thought of an important thing.

Only their exams don't matter! ?

But thinking of this, he quickly relaxed. He only had Akiyama Mio to help with the review. There should be no problems in this exam, but he really didn't talk to anyone other than the goblin and Xiaobu and the others these days. Human contact.

He hadn't been to the Qingyin Department for several days, and he still missed Tsumugi's tea a little.

An exam ended very quickly. After the exam, Fumano Furuhashi was pale and bloodless, leaning on his chair with an expression of 'I have ascended to the sky'.

"How was your exam?"

"Well, thanks to Bai Jun, there should be no problem." Kato Megumi replied with a smile on his face, Dongfang Bai saw her smile and remembered dancing with her under the moonlight on the last night of the school trip. ...

"What's wrong?"

It seemed that he had been staring at Megumi Kato for too long, and the other party asked a little strangely. It was only at this time that he realized that he was always in a daze.

"It's alright, just thinking about something, what about Wen Nai?"

"I feel that this time...it's very dangerous..." Fumano Furuhashi said, took out several chocolate bars from his schoolbag, opened one and stuffed it into his mouth, gnawing on it.

"Bai Jun, Hui Jiang, do you want to eat?"

Furuhashi Funno seemed to take out a lot of snacks from his school bag, most of which were sweets, in order to eliminate this sadness.

"No, you're probably the first person to bring a bag of snacks on exam day."

Dongfang Bai couldn't help but complain, what the **** is going on with this pile of snacks, are these all the 'grain reserves' she once said? Could it be because last time she was hungry for a long lesson.

"Hum~ sweets help to strengthen the brain's thinking!" Fumino Furuhashi said excitedly, and was immediately thrown from heaven into **** by Dongfang Bai's words.

"No, it's glucose that helps improve your memory. Other sweets only add calories to you. Do you want to be fat as a pig?" Dongfang Bai's eyes narrowed into half-moon-shaped dead fish eyes.

Fat...fat as a pig! ?

"People are not fat!?"

There were tears in the corners of Guqiao Wennai's eyes, and he immediately began to retort that the word "fat" was deeply rooted in the essence.

As for the number one word... I know it.

Chapter 23 Who said that the first grade must take notes? 【Seeking automatic subscription】

When it comes to the topic of fat, Fumi Guqiao seems to have been stabbed in the sore spot. She has always felt that she is overweight before, and Dongfang Bai's words have directly stepped on a landmine.

"Well, Wen Nai is really not fat." Dongfang Bai chuckled, Guqiao Wen Nai's figure is still quite slender and slender in his opinion, although he always likes snacks and other delicacies, he may gain a little bit of weight.

But it is absolutely impossible to be very fat.

And this sentence came out of Dongfang Bai's mouth, but it was different from Guqiao Wennai's ears. It seemed that Dongfang Bai was laughing. She was already a little fat. Very dissatisfied.

"I'm not fat! It's just that I eat a little more. If you don't believe me, can Bai Jun touch it?!" Fumio Guqiao pointed to his abdomen, as if he let the other person touch it, this sentence The words are like a fish falling into the sea, and tens of thousands of fish are fried.

shit.

Dongfang Bai secretly said that it was not good. Although the voice was not loud, the other students around him could hear it clearly, especially the sentence "you can touch it" is completely recorded in the DNA of the people around him.

I believe that even if they have amnesia, they will not be able to forget this sentence.

"Princess Furuhashi, she's going up!!" Kashima, the president of Funno Fumino's support club behind, showed an extremely inconceivable expression. She didn't expect that her good-looking idol would actually be on the front.

Dongfang Bai suddenly found that a large group of students behind him were staring in this direction in stunned eyes. He quickly gave Guqiao Wennai a look. The other party was also a smart person, and he immediately understood that something was wrong.

Even Guqiao Wennao, who can even stand side by side with Dongfang Bai, is also very high in emotional intelligence. She immediately noticed Dongfang Bai's subtle movements, and a red glow like sunset light quickly floated on his delicate little face.

"No... No! I just want to prove that I'm not fat!" Fumano Furuhashi shouted at the other students in the class in a panic, as if he wanted to explain, but everyone would smile and click nodded.

What the **** is this "we all know" expression on his face, is it a misunderstanding at all? ?

"Ugh..." Finally realizing that Fumano Furuhashi, who was impossible to recover, was lying on his side with tears in his eyes, why didn't he speak without going through his brain?

"But Fumano doesn't seem to be as nervous as before." Kato Megumi said softly with a smile. These words woke the other party up like a beacon, and Fumino Furuhashi was stunned and suddenly sat up.

"Yeah...I don't seem to be nervous anymore."

She had just been worried that other science exams would fail in a mess, but after such a commotion, she was no longer nervous at all, and she felt relieved for a while.

"Since you're not nervous, let's do your best for the next few exams. Today is a whole day." Dongfang Bai smiled and shook his head. Of course, he also saw that Funnao Guqiao's nervousness had eased, but he didn't. Just name it.

"Okay! I must not fail the next few courses, I don't want to make up the class this winter vacation!" Fumio Guhashi noticed this with an expression full of information.

"Okay, then continue to review the next few subjects." Dongfang Bai said, and took out his notebook. Although he didn't take any notes in class, he could write it out ready-made.

ding dong...

Dongfang Bai suddenly heard the light ring of his mobile phone, which was the notification sound of the message. He took it out and saw that it was actually a message sent to him by Ping Zeyu, with only a photo and a message.

【White Sauce White Sauce! ! Look, it's a sunfish Tsumugi! ! 】

The photo taken is of a girl with long pale yellow hair, two cute and small eyebrows like pickled radishes, blowing air and puffing out her cheeks, and placing her hands on her head and under her chin, respectively.

It looked very much like a sunfish, but Dongfang Bai laughed directly, and there was a super cute feeling in the funny.

Tsumugi is too cute.

Obviously, she usually looks like a virtuous lady, exuding the temperament of a young lady, but the occasional contrast is both interesting and very cute.

【Super cute】

Dongfang Bai quickly pressed his finger on the phone and sent the message at once. After sending the message, he frowned slightly, did he forget something.

0･･･････････････････････････････

and many more! How can they still have the time to play these tricks, aren't they going to take the next exam soon?

【How is your exam? 】

Dongfang Bai quickly typed a line and sent it to Ping Zeyu, but he didn't get a reply after a while, and he had no choice but to stuff the phone back into his pocket.

Akiyama Mio, Kotobuki Tsumugi and Nakano Azusa did not have any problems in their exams. The problem lies in Tiani Zhonglu and Hirazawa Yu, who has the biggest problem. Who knows if Hirazawa Yui will go wrong in the exam and nothing will happen. remembered.

"I hope everyone is fine." Dongfang Bai folded his hands together, looking like he was praying devoutly. He slowly opened his eyes and saw a shining golden scene.

..........0

"Da Bai, lend me the notebook."

The blond angel girl stood in front of Dongfang Bai with a decadent expression on her face, and stretched out a short little hand towards him. This guy was standing but not taller than Dongfang Bai who was sitting.

After all, the height of 1.4 meters is really indescribable.

"Gabriel sauce? When did you come here?" Fumano Furuhashi, who was on the side, was stunned. She had been working **** the question just now, but she didn't notice Gabriel's approach at all.

"Just now, because I didn't write down the notes for the next exam, I came to Dabai to borrow it." Gabriel's expression, "Although I didn't write down the notes, but I'm very proud", made the corners of the mouth unable to bear. Live a pump.

She is from the next class. Usually, the first thing she thinks of when there is any difficulty is Dongfang Bai or Vinette. Since she is here, it means that Vinette can't help her.

"Sorry, I didn't write it either."

Dongfang Bai waved his hand helplessly, not to mention the notes for the next exam. He didn't take notes on any subject, even the world history of Tongsu Zhendong. It should be said that he never heard of it in class, so he didn't. notes.

"How is that possible!? Aren't you the first of the grade?"

"Who said that the first grade one must take notes..."

Dongfang Bai said that Gabriel was speechless. Indeed, this guy can get a perfect score with his eyes closed, and he needs a hammer to take notes for a long time.

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Chapter 24 Next time, please drink fat house happy water 【For automatic subscription】

"Tsk, then there's no other way." Gabriel fell into a state of distress. She was similar to Dongfang Bai before. She also fished for three days and spent two days in the net, worked five days a week, and asked for two days off for three days. Oriental white is too much.

This also led to the fact that when the mid-term exam came, this guy didn't even learn anything, so he spent the first two days with the 'help' of Vinnett, crazy about the knowledge points of the liver test.

"Your dark circles are a bit exaggerated." Dongfang Bai said in surprise looking at Gabriel's cute little face. bags under the eyes.

How long has it been since you took a break?

"It's okay, it's just two days without sleep, I can't die."

"No, no! "870" is definitely going to happen!" Furuhashi Funno, who was reviewing at the side, couldn't help but complain, she really wanted to open Gabriel's head to see what the structure was inside. To be able to say such a thing in an understatement.

"Wow, since Dabai doesn't have a notebook, there's nothing to do." Gabriel sighed lightly, her two little hands in the pockets of her pink hooded jacket, her face was calm and there was no expression of frustration at all.

"Well, although I don't have any notes, do you want some knowledge points?" Dongfang Bai looked at her with a soft heart after all, and asked slowly.

"Hey~ I knew that Dabai is the most reliable!" Gabriel's flat expression raised a hint of joy, and quickly ran to Dongfang Bai to look at her expectantly. Of course she didn't want to fail the exam if she could.

If you fail the course, you will spend the entire winter vacation in tuition! ! A whole!

For Gabriel, who has always been playing for a living, it might as well kill her, so she had to pass the exam even if she tried her hardest.

"This is a little bit of knowledge I just figured out. You can use it first." Dongfang Bai handed in the formulas and question types he had just written on some mock exam papers he had just written on his desk. Gabriel was given.