My Second Dimension Can’t Be So Salty

"Smelly Bai, what's going on with Shiyu of Xiazhiqiu?" The Yamada Fairy's cheeks bulged slightly, and she could see that she was a little jealous, but she didn't blame Dongfang Bai, and she knew that he might not be able to marry only one.

But as expected, he would still be jealous. As his girlfriend who confirmed his relationship, he would definitely be jealous.

"Well, I ran into her while eating barbecue, and then she lost her key, so I thought I had a lot of empty rooms and planned to let her stay." Dongfang Bai folded his hands apologetically, now the goblin is his girlfriend, Just take some comfort. . . .

Even if the other party agrees to open the harem, she can't be left out in the cold.

"Well, I also guessed this kind of thing, but~ you mustn't mess around with you, you... you have to be with me first..." The Yamada Fairy said that her face was flushed from the back, and Dongfang Bai naturally did too. know what she means.

Damn, the goblin is too cute and subtle, why can't she be a few years older, otherwise he would have already started.

Dongfang Bai felt extremely uncomfortable for a while, the goblin who was not too old had already accepted him at any time, and he was afraid that the other party would not be able to bear it and remained motionless. In fact, he was also quite uncomfortable.

"Cough cough, those two will probably have to quarrel for a while, Xiaobu is upstairs with Sagiri, let's make dinner first." The Yamada Fairy, who forcibly suppressed her shyness, said softly to Dongfang Bai.

"Okay." Dongfang Bai didn't hesitate, carrying the materials for dinner and followed the goblin to the kitchen, while a certain poisonous tongue Hei Changzhi and Aojiao double ponytail were still arguing at the gate.

Once they quarreled, they would definitely not end the quarrel for a while.

bang bang...

The Yamada Fairy and Dongfang Bai, who were cooperating in making dinner in the kitchen, had a meal at the same time. The sound of footsteps came from the roof. Dongfang 4.8 Bai listened quietly, thinking about the meaning of it.

"Sagiri said why is it so noisy down there, what happened?"

"No, I've always been curious before, how on earth did you understand it, is this the Morse code?!" The Yamada Fairy looked at Dongfang Bai with a shocked expression, and the meaningless bang just now How did he hear it.

No matter how the goblin's head turned, he couldn't understand the meaning, but Dongfang Bai could understand it instantly after just listening to it once.

bang bang.

Then there was a scene that made the goblin even more confused. The kitchen knife in Dongfang Bai's hand tapped on the cutting board several times, making a muffled sound, and then the floor above made a sound of stepping.

Holy crap, these two actually communicated.

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Chapter 100 My brother brought the woman home 【For automatic subscription】

"No, I've always been curious before, how on earth did you understand it, is this the Morse code?!" The Yamada Fairy looked at Dongfang Bai with a shocked expression, and the meaningless bang just now How did he hear it.

No matter how the goblin's head turned, he couldn't understand the meaning, but Dongfang Bai could understand it instantly after just listening to it once.

bang bang.

Then there was a scene that made the goblin even more confused. The kitchen knife in Dongfang Bai's hand tapped on the cutting board several times, making a muffled sound, and then the floor above made a sound of stepping.

Damn, the two actually communicated.

At this moment, an angry blond with double ponytails came over from the corridor and sat on the sofa all of a sudden.

"Damn, since that's the case, I'm going to live here today!" Yingli's face was flushed with anger. She had to give up after arguing with Xiazhiqiu Shiyu to no avail. After all, she couldn't quarrel with each other.

"Ah, if that's the case, I'll just live here, but 04 is living next door, too." When the Yamada Fairy heard that Ying Riri also wanted to live here, her slender ears moved slightly, and she smiled at him. Dongfang Bai said.

"Huh? Although there is a room available, do you all want to live here?" Dongfang Bai frowned in confusion, holding the bright kitchen knife in his hand. Does that mean that five girls must live in his house today?

The home that felt a little deserted became lively in an instant...

"Let's not talk about goblins, do your family agree with Ying Lili? This is living in a boy's house." Dongfang Bai felt a little troublesome. If possible, don't have too many people. It feels that things will become more and more strange.

"Well, that's what I said."

Sawamura Yingli nodded slightly, then took out her mobile phone and called her mother, Sawamura Sayuri, but just after the call was connected, the other party asked Dongfang Bai to answer.

"Let me tell you...?" Dongfang Bai was stunned for a moment. He didn't expect that Ying Lili actually handed the phone to him. Judging from her expression, it was estimated that Sawamura Sayuri specially asked her to hand over the phone to Dongfang Bai.

"Hello~? Is it Shiro?" After picking up the phone and putting it in his ear, Dongfang Bai heard a playful female voice on the opposite side. No matter how old you are, Sayuri Sawamura still has the same personality as a girl...

"Ah, hello auntie." Dongfang Bai greeted the other party politely, and the other party chuckled and paused for a while before speaking.

"I heard that Ying Riri is staying at your house today?"

The other party's questioning made Dongfang Bai subconsciously nodded. In this case, Sayuri Sawamura should not be at ease with her daughter living in other boys' homes.

"Yes, that's what Ying Lili said..." Originally, Dongfang Bai thought that the other party would understand after he said this, and then called her back after educating her daughter.

As a result, what he didn't expect was...

"That's great, tell my Ying Lili, I just locked the door, let her live with you tonight, oh, I'm going to be a grandma at this age, so excited~"

Oriental White: ? ? ?

What the hell, Dongfang Bai was stunned in the same place. Before he could tell the other party clearly, Sawamura Sayuri took a step ahead of him and said: "Ah, the phone is out of power, hang up first, Baijun bye~"

Then hang up...

Is your phone battery so useless? Then use Nanfu battery!

"Bai, what did my mother say?" Sawamura Yingri also felt that something was wrong when she saw Dongfang Bai's expression, but she didn't know that she had been sold by her own mother.

"She said that she has locked the door of her house, and you probably can live here tonight." Dongfang Bai smiled helplessly, only to see Ying Lili's eyes widen in disbelief.

What my mother did was too good, she really even locked the door to prevent her from entering.

"Tsk, does this golden retriever have to live here tonight?" Kasumigaoka Shiyu, who was standing on the side, smashed her tongue slightly. Although her voice was very small, she was still heard by Ying Riri, who was on the side. one sound.

"Xiazhiqiu Shiyu what do you mean?! Who is the loser!?"

The two began to quarrel again inexplicably, and the goblin had long been accustomed to it, humming a little tune and cooking without rushing. It seems that the sound of quarrel attracted the attention of the upstairs, wearing a hamster cape. The girl in a state of dry matter came down from the stairs.

"Oh~ni~chan~ Why is it so noisy down there?"

After walking down, Tsushima yawned, still holding the PSP game console in her hand, she immediately saw Ying Riri and Kasugaoka Shiyu who were arguing over there, and Dongfang Bai who was 'persuading'.

"Eh……?"

The air seemed to freeze, and only the Yamada Fairy, who was humming a little song, didn't care about the situation here.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu000000000000000

"Wait for Xiaobu!" Dongfang Bai didn't even have time to catch up, the short-legged Tujianbu quickly ran upstairs, and the figure of 853 Liu Yan'er disappeared in place.

The corners of Dongfang Bai's mouth twitched slightly, and he suddenly felt very tired. Is it a wise choice to bring Shiyu of Kasumigaoka back by himself, and the Yamada Goblin on the side couldn't help but start snickering when he saw him.

Humph, let you take girls home casually.

...

"Wh... what?! My brother brought a strange girl home!? And he wants to live at home tonight?" Heizumi Sagiri's eyes widened with aqua blue eyes, the news was simply terrifying.

Before that, although my elder brother was very "flowery", he didn't take the girl home for the night so blatantly. Could it be...

"Could it be that brother has finally embarked on the road of being a scumbag?!" Hequan Shawu had already imagined Dongfang Bai's current appearance in his mind, while Xiaobu on the side waved his hand in denial.

"Well, it shouldn't be so exaggerated, don't you understand Ernie-chan's character... Even the real girlfriend, the goblin, he didn't do much, so how could it be possible for others~"

Tsushima was still quite rational. She was completely dazed just now, so she was so excited. After carefully stopping and thinking about it, she realized that something was not quite right.

With the character of my brother, how could he really take action?

The messy life of salted fish

Chapter 1 Of course I slept with him [For automatic subscription]

"At the end of the day, why does Sawamura-san have to stay?" Kasumigaoka Shiyu's mouth twitched slightly, she really didn't think that Ying Riri actually stayed cheeky, she thought she wouldn't say it out of face. .

I didn't expect that I actually planned to live directly for one night just like myself.

"Well, the last two sketches of "Passerby Heroine" are all finished. I'm going to catch a wave of sketches here, can't I?" Sawamura Eili gave herself a very legitimate reason, but she understood everything. Knowing the reason is just an excuse.

The draft can be solved at home, but at this time no one has exposed her, including Shiyu of Xiazhiqiu, because if the fish dies and the net breaks, she seems to have to follow the unlucky...

Without the certainty of victory, Shiyu of Kasumigaoka would not open his mouth easily.

"Okay, you two, stop arguing, we're ready to eat." Dongfang Bai walked to the dining table with a dish in one hand, and gently placed the bright and delicious food on the table.

The cuisine of the Celestial Dynasty is quite good, and there are many kinds of dishes. You can change all kinds of dishes every day, and you will not be tired of eating at all. The Yamada Goblin cooks a lot of Western-style and Japanese-style dishes, which are equally exquisite. like a work of art.

"Miyagi, Sagiri, it's time to eat~" The Yamada Fairy, who was also carrying the dishes, also came out of the kitchen and shouted towards the upstairs. After a while, the happy Miyagi took the form of a 'beautiful girl' ran down.

There was also a timid teacher 'Eromanga' next to her, wearing a mask that could cover the upper half of her face, and everyone was shocked when they saw that she was willing to come down.

Even Sagiri was willing to run down to eat together today, but she still had to wear half a mask on her face, otherwise she would be embarrassed to meet people, but this already made Dongfang Bai quite gratified.

From the very beginning, the door was unable to survive, and now he is willing to go out of the door to eat with everyone. The change can be described as earth-shaking. For a time, Dongfang Bai felt a sense of relief watching his daughter grow up.

Typical old father mentality.

"...No matter how many times I eat it, I still feel so unwilling. I'm really unwilling to lose the power of a woman to Shiro..."..." Eri Sawamura looked unwilling, and then took a big mouthful of food with this expression, as if she wanted to Turn unwillingness into appetite.

She is quite slender and not easy to gain weight, so she doesn't care so much about her weight like Furuhashi Fumino. She definitely enjoys delicious food, even Xiaobu on the side.

Every day when she came home, she lay down without exercising, ate snacks, and drank Happy Water from Fat House. She was surprised that her weight didn’t grow even a pound, and Dongfang Bai became more and more suspicious of the structure of this guy’s body. .

"Delicious." Kasumigaoka Shiyu also nodded earnestly, only one sentence of delicious food is enough to describe its value, Yamada Goblin slightly raised her flat chest.

A large table of meals can be finished in an hour. The so-called husband and wife match, work is not tiring, and the time required for two highly skilled cooks to cook together will be greatly reduced.

"Sa, Xixi-kun, let me feed you as a thank you!" Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu leaned against Dongfang Bai with a smile, picked up the food with chopsticks and wanted to put it in his mouth with a smile. Pear stopped.

"Damn Shiyu Kasumigaoka, what are you doing...!?" Eri Sawamura was dissatisfied with Shiyu Kasumigaoka sitting next to Dongfang Bai, so she chose to sit on his right.

"Ara, I have already been intimately feeding each other with Xixi-kun~ and exchanging body ye, what is this?" At the dinner table, Shiyu Kasumigaoka showed off to Eiri Sawamura, who was on the side. Not to mention that it is really effective on English pears.

Ying Lili's face turned red, but she didn't dare to say what she had done with Dongfangbai Kiss on her school trip. If she did, she always felt that things would become quite exaggerated.

"Exchange...exchange..." Sagiri Izumi, who was sitting on one side with a mask on her face, stopped eating. Even wearing a mask, Dongfang Bai could clearly see the redness of her cheeks.

"Brother actually did such a thing...!?" Xiaobu, who was still eating in Meimei, almost choked, and was frightened enough by Shiyu of Xia Zhiqiu's words.

This statement is too astringent.

"It's just that I used the same pair of chopsticks to pick up the food, don't say it so strange." Dongfang Bai rolled his eyes. After dinner was ready, he sat at the table with five girls for dinner.

"'~Oh, yes, there are two rooms next to the game room, you can stay there for two nights." The Yamada Fairy seemed to have thought of something, and suddenly said to Kasumigaoka Shiyu and Eiri.

"Huh? Where do you sleep, goblin-chan? Do you sleep with me?" Tsushima gave the Yamada goblin a puzzled look. There are five rooms on the second floor, one of which belonged to her and Sagiri, and one that belonged to Sagiri. It's the game room.

And the Yamada Fairy wanted to give the other two rooms to Eri Ri and Kasugaoka Shiyu, so she herself didn't plan to live on the second floor, Tusama thought that the other party was going to sleep with her, but the goblin shook her head. .

The blond girl slowly picked up the coke from the table and took a sip, then said with a plain expression and a natural tone: "Of course I sleep with Shiro."

When they heard this sentence, everyone was stunned, including Dong (Qian Lihao) Fang Bai who was sitting opposite her.

"What?! Absolutely not!!" As expected, the first person who objected was Sawamura Eri, who was blushing. Lonely man and widow were in the same room, and the relationship between the two was so close, what would happen You can think of it with your toes.

"Yes, yes, against!" At this time, even Mui Tsushima raised his hands and cast his precious vote. She had never experienced such a good thing as sleeping with her brother, so she could let the goblin take the lead? Jay!

"I think the goblin is more suitable for living on the second floor. I want to ask Xiujin to write and discuss the script of the game together, so I should share a room with him."

When everyone was opposed to this matter, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu suddenly made such a sentence to add chaos, which completely caused a 'war'.

[PS: Unconsciously 600 chapters, thank you for your support...].

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Chapter 2 Yingli pear caught in petrochemical [For automatic subscription]

"No, I'm a stinky girlfriend no matter what, I... It's natural to sleep together, right?!" When she said this, the pretty face of the Yamada Fairy couldn't help but start to get hot, and she was calm just now. is pretended.

She gets a little shy again when she's actually going to sleep in a room.

"No, my brother will have bad thoughts when sleeping with a girl, but not with my sister." Even Iizumi Sagiri, who hadn't spoken much, suddenly retorted, and what he said was reasonable and reasonable. according to……

"Nonsense, Erromanga-sensei, you are not a real sister, so you can get married, right?!" Sawamura Eri retorted the words of Izumi Sagiri unceremoniously. Sure enough, even the weaker Eri With a single sentence, Sagiri, who was a little self-confident, was able to sink.

"But...you can get married or something..."

Not only did she defeat Sagiri with a single sentence, but it also spread to the side of Tsushima Mai, who saw Tsushima's blushing hands covering her cheeks, completely daring to let Dongfang Bai see his face.