My right eye is a god-level computer

The news that Misha, an agricultural genius, has been appointed as the ‘wisdom saint’ of the Indian religion swept the entire African country in an instant.

Even Misha's father, who stayed in his hometown village, saw the news on TV.

At this time, this small village had a completely new look. Famine no longer existed. It even had water and electricity, and many villagers had TVs installed in their homes.

Someone immediately knocked on the wooden door of Misha's house, "Old Muda, since your daughter Misha helped everyone through science, your temperament has changed drastically, and you have begun to hate all theology. You even burned the gods at home. Now you How do you explain that your daughter suddenly became a saint?"

But I saw this old man looking at the picture of his daughter on TV, puffing up his chest and saying, "What the hell do you know? My daughter is doing everything right!"

"And I, Dam, have decided to worship a new god from today on!"

As he spoke, he took out a red cloth bag from the cabinet. After opening the layers, a wooden statue was revealed. The figure was a young man, wearing modern clothes, and the upper garment seemed to be a white shirt.

There are actually three Chinese characters engraved under the statue - Mr. Liu.

That's right, it's Mr. Liu.

Because Misha's father not only didn't know Chinese characters, he didn't even know the characters for Yinfeiguo. He had traveled a long way before and finally asked someone to ask for these three characters.

Whether the order is reversed or not, he, an old farmer, may never know in his lifetime.

He placed the sculpture on the table and respectfully lit three sticks of incense.

"Misha called me and told me that becoming a saint is all your arrangement."

"Misha's success today, my old Dam's success today, and the village's success today all depend on you. Whatever you say is right, I pray for you!"

Northern Bay Area of ​​Europe.

Brother Liu stood at the entrance of a small alley, unable to take his eyes away from the girl beside him.

Gu Fan finally changed out of his religious dress.

Instead, he put on a pair of light blue tight jeans, a snow-white slim half-sleeved shirt, his hair tied into a ponytail, canvas shoes on his feet, and a small black school bag on his back.

Gu Fan's height is 170cm, which is the standard height of a beautiful woman. Her beautiful legs are long and straight, her hips are just right, her waist is slender, her upper body is even more delicate, her shoulders are straight, and the skin on her arms and neck is delicate and white.

At this time, she turned her head and looked into the distance, while Brother Liu admired her profile.

Mo Tong: "This young lady's figure perfectly matches the golden ratio. If you want to do a live broadcast, you don't need to lengthen your legs. If all users are like her, the number of servers will be halved!"

A gust of breeze blew, and Liu Di smelled the alluring scent of a young girl in the air.

But he saw Gu Fan stretching his hands to the sky, "Phew, you are free!"

She immediately turned around and tilted her head at Brother Liu with a smile.

Someone's heart melts away.

Demon Boy: "There is no need for beauty, throw away the server!"

"Brother Liu, your heartbeat is arrhythmic and your blood pressure is elevated. If the waiter is here, we will prepare a double bed room for you again!"

"Demon boy, what do you want from me? I'm a human being. Am I like you who only care about the number of servers?"

"Lululu, are you ashamed?"

"Demon boy, what the hell?"

"It's just you human kids making faces, Lululu."

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Brother Liu stepped forward and walked side by side with Gu Fan.

People around him cast surprised and envious glances.

"That man and woman are so beautiful!"

"Their appearance and temperament must be the ceiling of mankind, right?"

"They are all Chinese!"

"I have never been to China. Are all the people there so beautiful?"

"No! I heard that Chinese people are like this. The men are super handsome and the women are super beautiful. In order not to affect the world's aesthetics, the international movie stars they selected are all ugly. People from the island country went to China and committed suicide in shame and anger."

"Really! Then I must visit China in my lifetime!"

Two Indian-African men squatted in the corner, drooling.

But he saw Gu Fan jumping up and down, turning around and waving towards the religious pavilion in the distance.

Misha stood on the high balcony and smiled and waved.

But in the next moment, Misha lowered her head and changed the first item in the target record book, 'Marry Brother Liu', to 'Support Brother Liu'.

Liu Di, who was walking on the street, was completely unaware of everything.

He smiled and said: "At this moment, Miss Gu Fan's mood should be described in a poem - the sea is wide enough for fish to leap, the sky is high enough for birds to fly, and where to go, brother Liu needs to be chased."

Gu Fan laughed loudly, "What a bad poem."

Devil Boy: "Lululu"

moment.

Gu Fan sighed slightly and said, "But to say that the sky is high and birds can fly, I have to go see someone who has broken my heart first!"

"That must be Mr. Gu Xiao."

Liu Di smiled playfully, "I have also learned about his recent status. From now on, I will take care of this kid, but if I want to save him, I need to contact someone first."

Gu Fan looked confused, "Who should I contact?"

Liu Di smiled mysteriously, "The contact has been completed."

Gu Fan's eyes lit up, "I think I know!"

Gu Xiao once told Brother Liu that he was actually studying for a PhD in psychology from Penny University in Europe.

And after he woke up, he returned to his school as soon as possible.

Gu Fan put up the awning in his hands and looked into the distance, "Benny University is not far from us, but I am a 'running saint' now, so I don't have a car. Brother Liu, you don't have a car either, right?"

Brother Liu looked at the sky subconsciously.

There were so many people here, it was inconvenient for Yin Shuo to appear, so he nodded and said, "Yes, I don't have a car."

Gu Fan instantly became serious, "Then I can only see if I can stop a car with my beauty."

And Liu Di's mind instantly appeared a scene from a European movie, a short-skirted beauty standing on the side of the road with her long legs stretched out, and the wretched driver immediately braked.

"Wait!"

Liu Di immediately stepped forward, "Although I don't have a car in Europe, I have friends!"

I immediately dialed Qingchang Pu's phone number.

Of course, hacking into the White Palace camera was also a side job.

I saw Lei Pu sitting behind the desk, no longer looking like he was asking for a beating before, but with a formal face, slowly turning his head and smiling: "My dear friend Liu Di, what can I do for you?"

Liu Di didn't care too much, and said directly: "Lend me a car, thank you."

Lei Pu nodded slowly, "Okay, as you wish, God bless you, and you bless me too."

After cutting off the contact, Liu Di only felt that Lei Pu was a little weird, but then again, when has he ever been normal?