My right eye is a god-level computer

46. A joke from an internet celebrity

"Eh? Brother Liu, this plate of fried rice is different from the previous one!" Yan Kaikai and Yan Xinxin suddenly looked up from the plate with strange expressions.

Yan Qingwen also took a taste at this time.

This fried rice is definitely a masterpiece of cooking, with a mellow and delicious taste! only.

After chewing, there is a slight bitter taste hidden in this rice! "Of course, I changed the seasoning, and the taste will definitely be different!" Liu Di stretched out his palm, and a white fruit the size of a peanut lay in his palm.

"This is called ginkgo, and it's the seed of the ginkgo tree.

"Although it tastes slightly bitter, it has the effect of detoxifying and eliminating fire!" Brother Liu picked up the ginkgo fruit and said with a slight smile: "Those three young ladies are so preoccupied all day long with suspicions and suspicions coming and going. They must be restless and have strong inner fire!" "Remember http:// in one second: "Today, I will fry you this ginkgo rice, which will just go away your anger! Yan Qingwen frowned slowly, "Brother Liu, what do you mean?" Brother Liu smiled, gently opened the ginkgo, and took out a light yellow bud in the middle.

"This inner bud is the most bitter part of the whole ginkgo. It must be removed before use, otherwise it cannot be eaten!" Liu Di curled his lips, "It's like a person. If he is always misunderstood, he will inevitably have a grudge! He was originally eager to help. , but he was humiliated again and again, and he felt bitter in his heart, so he naturally turned around and walked away!" Yan Qingwen finally understood and said angrily: "Brother Liu, you eavesdropped on our conversation!" "I was busy cooking just now.

"I heard it, but I didn't eavesdrop."

"I can only tell you that people are different!" "Brother Liu shrugged.

Yan Qingwen frowned deeper and deeper, "Brother Liu, what on earth are you talking about?" "I said.

"Can you guys stop fucking misunderstanding me?" "Yan Qingwen was stunned and didn't know how to answer, "Brother Liu, you..." "But I have a beginning and an end to my work. When I settle this matter, I won't spare a moment for the Yan family! "Brother Liu said that and left gracefully! Yan Qingwen looked at Brother Liu's back blankly and was speechless! For a moment, he felt that this young man in white was full of arrogance, despising everything and ignoring everything! Not to mention the entire Yan family.

It seems that everything is not in his eyes! Yan Qingwen murmured: "Did I really misunderstand him?" "Of course!" "But don't worry, as a man, you must be broad-minded and big-hearted, unlike women, who only need big breasts! "But I heard Brother Liu's voice coming from afar! Yan Qingwen's expression changed from red to purple! ..."Alas..." Brother Liu, who returned to the room, couldn't help but sigh.

It seems like it’s time to do something of my own! "Demon boy, our plan can begin.

"'Ding... Top marketing thinking is being integrated...' 'Ding... 100,000 business models are being sorted...' In the blink of an eye.

The business plan in Brother Liu's mind becomes clearer and clearer! The step-by-step strategies are closely connected and nothing is missed! Brother Liu smiled slightly.

After picking up his phone and glancing at it, Di Yi's enthusiasm finally subsided.

Some other hot spots gradually appeared in the hot searches.

"it's time.

"Demon boy, post."

""good! "next moment.

The entire Yan Family Manor's Internet suddenly stagnated! An extremely huge flow of information is distributed.

And the source of all this is Brother Liu’s fake eye that shines with purple light! 10 seconds later.

A post titled ‘Guess the quiz and win prizes’ instantly swept the entire internet! This post appeared simultaneously in countless forums, post bars, web pages, and various self-media! ‘Puzzles with prizes’ ‘Riddles: 3 and 4, 5 and 23, Otto Red.

''The first 100 netizens who successfully guess the answer will each receive a bonus of 500,000! ''Signed: Di San.

’ At first, the post went unnoticed.

But as time goes by.

It’s hard for netizens not to notice! This post is constantly being added and all web pages are being refreshed! This content will appear almost everywhere you can see information! One hundred thousand, one million, ten million, one hundred million! In just 10 minutes, this post was overwhelming! Some small forums are almost completely filled with this post, leaving no room for other information! Many Internet companies and network monitoring departments also discovered this content.

All the network technicians were stunned.

"What... what is this? A post?" "What an awesome post!" "Hundreds of millions of posts in 10 minutes?" "Almost all public resources are occupied!" "What does this look like? A team of thousands of people can accomplish this, right? "Do we have such a company in China?" "Absolutely not!" What's the signature, Di San? I've never heard of it!" In unison, all the Internet experts immediately started to trace this post.

The result was a huge disappointment to them! There is nothing illegal about this post! No contagious viruses are exploited either! Moreover, no matter how high-level the network specialist is, the publisher’s IP cannot be found! The origin of Emperor San is a mystery! at the same time.

Netizens also started discussing below the post! "What is this thing? Why is it all over the floor!" "What the hell is this puzzle!" "Are you kidding me? I'll give you 500,000 yuan for guessing this thing? Are you kidding a kid?" "100 people, 500,000 yuan each, a total of 5,000 yuan. Wan, who can give it to me?" "Believe me, this old man is really bad!" "It's probably a prank by some Internet god!"

In an old residential area in Shenyang.

A student girl wearing thick glasses accidentally saw this post while taking a break from doing homework.

"3 and 4, 5 and 23..." "Ottored..." The little girl thought for a while and clapped her hands. "Isn't Ottored the foreign mathematician who invented the multiplication sign?" "Is this the meaning of multiplication?" "3x4, 5x23..." The little girl suppressed her excitement and replied to one of the posts: "Is the answer 12 and 115?" Then, many replies emerged at the first time.

"Little sister, are you too naive?" "Is this thing that simple?" "Besides, even if you get the answer right, do you really expect someone to give you 500,000?" "Don't have expectations! Just treat it as an entertainment post!" The little girl did not reply.

Because she was staring at her mobile phone text message at this time.

'Congratulations, you are the first friend to answer the correct answer! ' 'Your Alipay account has received 500,000 yuan - from your friend Emperor San! 'The little girl rubbed her eyes and confirmed that this was not a dream! She suddenly jumped up from her chair and shouted excitedly to the door: "Mom, I have found a way to pay for my college tuition!"

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