My quadratic is absolutely abnormal

: Hiratsuka Shizuka’s Home Visit

“To be honest, Black Cat and Su Jun are the best cooks here, especially Su Jun. This is the first time I’ve seen a boy of the same age cook as well.”

Saori Makishima interjected, gave the correct answer, looked at Su Jie and Heimao and said with a smile: “I heard that husband and wife restaurants are very popular now. With the cooking skills of Heimao and Su Jun, it is absolutely possible to open a small restaurant.” It’s booming, and there’s an endless stream of customers.”

A wave of enthusiasm surged into the brain of the black cat, and a small face was blushing, reminiscent of the most alluring red apple, and wanted to take a bite.

Saying Makishima Saori’s words, the black cat is already too shy, and there is definitely ambiguity about the husband and wife restaurant, but… But why is there no resistance in the mind, but a little secretly happy?

“Then I can go to restaurants for free every day.” Bingtang Michiliu leaned on Su Jie’s shoulder and said with a smile, “Hey, Ajie, you still have no shortage of tasters. I’ll be the first to sign up.”

“I want it, I want it too.”

“I want to eat ice cream, egg tarts, cakes, a lot of delicious things…”

Hearing about food, even Wugeng Hinata and Wugeng Zhuxi, who were still playing games, yelled.

“With you guys here, the small restaurant I opened will close in less than a month. Someone will do the business of beheading, and no one will do the business of losing money. I am not stupid, and I will take advantage of you for nothing. asshole.”

Su Jie rolled his eyes. He didn’t expect that there was a big foodie in the company, and there were also a lot of snack foodies at home. This is a posture of going bankrupt!

Fortunately, so far, Su Jie has worked hard in this world to build a considerable business, otherwise he really couldn’t afford it.

“I think it’s good.” The black cat said weakly, but unfortunately, the voice was too low, surrounded by other people’s voices and the laughter of children playing games, so that no one else heard it except herself, and couldn’t help being annoyed. He puffed up his face and blamed himself for being shy.

Only the black cat’s friend, Saori Makishima looked at the black cat, saw the black cat’s shy look with a little anticipation for little happiness, she couldn’t help squinting her eyes, pushed the glasses she was wearing, and looked shrewd and intelligent.

As the leader of the otaku trio, Saori Makishima not only cares about the otaku culture of the members, but also other aspects of lifeNote, and this aspect of life also includes feelings

Just when a few people were chatting happily!

Boom boom!

The room door rang in vain, and just as Su Jie was about to get up, Bingtang Michiliu jumped up first and shouted, “It’s my brother.”

Speaking of wearing slippers, she stomped to open the door.

The person who came was indeed Bingtang Shanghui, Bingtang Michiliu’s older brother and Su Jie’s cousin.

But to Su Jie’s surprise, there were two other women who came beside Bingtang Shanghui.

Su Jie fixed his eyes, and immediately widened his eyes, because one of the temperamental sisters is Mr. Shizuka Hiratsuka, and the other is also a teacher. Tsuda Ayaka, who teaches history in the first year of high school, was the object of the blind date with Naoki Hido at the blind date meeting .

Cough cough!

Just as he finished eating the cookies and drank some water to moisten his throat, Su Jie almost spit out a sip of water when he saw Hiratsuka Jing appearing.

“Fuck, Mr. Hiratsuka Shizuka, why are you here?” Su Jie never expected that Hiratsuka Shizuka would come to his home, so Su Jie was caught off guard and looked confused: “Mr. Hiratsuka Shizuka, why are you free today?” Come here, my temple here can’t bear the big Buddha!”

“Accompanying friends to visit home is one of the teacher’s jobs.” Shizuka Hiratsuka gave an explanation with a faint smile.

“I was shopping with Xiao Jing in the street. I heard that Shang Hui is coming to your house, so I decided to come and have a look.” It was Tsuda Caixiang who told Su Jie the truth. It turned out that it was largely an accident. Su Jie knew about it when they were on a blind date. Shizuka Hiratsuka has a good relationship with Ayaka Tsuda. Combining the relationship between Naoki Hido and Ayaka Tsuda, it is not surprising that Shizuka Hiratsuka came to visit suddenly.

“Xiaojie, congratulations on the success of the premiere of Huamonugatari. I was busy acting as a voice actor for an animation, so I came a bit late.” Bingtang Shanghui was wearing a casual shirt and jeans, and a well-dressed red pleated skirt Tsuda Ayaka is very close to each other, and Tsuda Ayaka is still holding his arm. One is tall and the other is Xiaojiabiyu, standing together like a match made in heaven.

“Thank you. I’m very happy that Cousin Shang Hui is here. You are also responsible for the success of Huamonoyu. You are the protagonist of Huamonogatari’s voice.”

Su Jie was in a bad mood, and then Su Jie introduced the black cat Kirino and others to the two parties, so that they could get to know each other briefly. Fortunately, the living room of Su Jie’s house is not small, so it won’t look crowded when there are so many people together.

“Hi teacher, you are welcome to come to our house as a guest. If you want to know anything about my brother, just ask me. I am his parent.” Tong Nai also met Shizuka Hiratsuka, knowing that this is one of the demon kings that Su Jie fears the most, so he couldn’t help but He said happily, but he didn’t know why he was so happy, did he like to see Su Jie unlucky?

“Kids go play games!” Su Jie glared at Tong Nai. This is because he wanted to cooperate with the inside and outside, and turned his elbows outward, right?

“I will.” Shizuka Hiratsuka nodded with a smile, and also recognized Kirino’s identity, with absolutely malicious intentions.

Michiru Hido brought a few stools from the house, Shizuka Hiratsuka and the others sat down, the children’s Gogaku Hyuga and Gogakuju Nozomi had nothing to do with them, they were all focused on the game, and they just stared at the TV , but there is no need for Su Jie to trouble.

As for Black Cat, Saori, and others, as well as guests such as Shizuka Hiratsuka, Naoki Hido, and Saika Tsuda, they needed Su Jie, the host, to greet them, pour tea and chat, and look happy, except for Shizuka Hiratsuka.

Su Jie drank tea and asked Tsuda Caixiang: “Teacher Tsuda Caixiang, you… this is cousin monk Hui… it’s done.”

The situation of Hido Shanghui and Tsuda Ayaka seems to have successfully come together.

“Well! Shang Hui is a very good person. I get along very well with him. We have been dating for several months.” Said Tsuda Caixiang, a gentle woman, still very angry.

There was pride and joy from the heart on Bingtang Shanghui’s face. It could be seen that he really liked Tsuda Caixiang, and he said to Su Jie with emotion: “The two of us have the opportunity to meet, thanks to Xiaojie, the matchmaker.”

Compared with the embarrassment when talking about blind dates, Bingtang Shanghui is more mature and dares to talk about these things in front of Su Jie with a calm demeanor.

Su Jie glanced at Shizuka Hiratsuka, um…with a deadpan face, wondering if he had received a ton of blows in his heart.

“Okay! Cousin Shang Hui, you are really hiding the information.” Su Jie gave Bingtang Shang Hui a thumbs up.

“Brother, why are you hiding it from me? Sister-in-law, do you think so?” Michiko Bingtang said “sister-in-law”, which made Tsuda Caixiang blush slightly, but she did not refute and admit it.

“Before the matter comes to fruition, I dare to tell you that you will tell your parents the next day, and you will not ring me on the phone at home.” Bingtang Shanghui could see her small thoughts at a glance.

“How dare Cousin Shanghui bring Teacher Tsuda Caixiang to meet us now? Have you met the parents?” Su Jie asked.

“Yes, I took Caixiang to meet your uncle and aunt a few days ago, and the family is very satisfied. We are not too young, and we plan to get married in October next year.” Bingtang Shanghui said.

At the beginning, Su Jie joked that he would take Bingtang Shanghui on a blind date, saying that he would bring his wife home this year, but he didn’t expect it to come true.

“It’s really time to get married. Uncles and aunts probably want to have grandchildren a long time ago. If they don’t get married, it will be too late.” Su Jie counted. Everyone is in their thirties, the age to get married.

Thinking of this, Su Jie glanced at Shizuka Hiratsuka…then another…and a few more glances, as if seeing a rare animal.

used to go on a blind date together,As a result, all of her friends were talking about getting married, and Shizuka Hiratsuka was still single, and she had been in various blind date venues so far, so the gap was inevitably too big.

“Look at it again.” Hiratsuka Shizuka’s violent temper was seen by Su Jie’s weird eyes again and again, how could he bear it, his eyebrows raised, and his beautiful eyes stared, as if Su Jie would Looking at her, she looked like she was going to beat Su Jie to death.

“Mr. Hiratsuka Shizuka, please recognize the reality, people! Know how to relax your mind, think more about the fun of being single, think more about the empty house, think more about the loneliness of staying alone in an empty house, and you will find that life is so pain of.”

Su Jie chuckled. It’s a rare opportunity to ridicule this female devil. Su Jie’s insults are not polite.

Click! Click!

Everyone present could hear the crackling of their knuckles! It was as if a pair of iron fists were gearing up.

“Teacher, don’t turn a home visit into a domestic violence, or I will be heartbroken.” Su Jie moved his butt back, and picked up Wu Geng Zhuxi, an ignorant little radish, as his own courage.

“Okay, I believe that Xiaojing will find her own home in the future, and in my opinion, sometimes the best choice doesn’t have to be obtained through blind dates again and again, and sometimes the familiar one is the best.”

It was Tsuda Ayaka who came out to speak for Hiratsuka Jing, secretly glanced at Su Jie, and said thoughtfully.

“Does Teacher Hiratsuka have male friends? I’ve never heard of it.” Su Jie asked doubtfully.

Inadvertently stabbed Hiratsuka Shizuka again, and Hiratsuka Shizuka’s face turned black.

Ayaka Tsuda, who is familiar with Shizuka Hiratsuka’s character, spread her hands, signaling that she did her best.

I saw Hiratsuka quietly drank two sips of tea, did not do anything, but said: “This is your first time visiting your house, can I take a stroll? I want to know about the living environment of the students.”

“Okay, just look at it.” Su Jie didn’t care about this, but when he saw Hiratsuka Shizuka’s eyes staring at him, he suddenly had a bad feeling.

“I can show you around, teacher.” Tong Nao raised his hand enthusiastically.

“It’s more meaningful for students to take the tour with you, right, Su Jie.” Hiratsuka looked at Su Jie with majestic and powerful eyes.

“I refuse, I want to stay here with the guests.” Su Jie teased the tiger just now, how dare Hiratsuka be alone now, isn’t that like a sheep entering the tiger’s mouth!

“Everyone, I want to have a heart-to-heart talk with the students and discuss education issues. Can you allow me to possess Su Jie for a period of time?” But Hiratsuka saw the tricks, and the reasons he found were invincible.

Hei Mao, Saori, Hido Shanghui and others heard that this is the teacher communicating with the students and discussing education. How could they bother them uninterestedly? Even Kirino calmed down obediently and left time for Hiratsuka quiet.

“Let’s go, you have to talk about your grades carefully.” When talking about the word “heart-to-heart”, Hiratsuka Jing deliberately emphasized the tone, who knew what kind of heart she was going to talk about.

Su Jie had a bitter face. Seeing that there was no one supporting him, he had no choice but to bite the bullet and get up and leave the sofa.

Hiratsuka followed Su Jie and followed Su Jie to visit.

Looking at the backs of the two, Bingtang Michiliu whispered, “Is this Ajie’s teacher? Why is she so beautiful? No wonder Ajie always mentions her in front of me.”

God knows what Michiru Bingtang is thinking. Su Jie usually talks about Shizuka Hiratsuka, but that is the image of a world-destructive demon king. It has nothing to do with beauty or anything.

Tong Nai covered her mouth and smiled, and said: “One thing is one thing, you will know about it later, Michiliu cousin, Mr. Hiratsuka Shizuka is a powerful person, so she is the only one who can take care of my brother.”

…

Su Jie’s house is a relatively large apartment in the apartment building. Thanks to the largest inheritance left by his predecessor’s parents, Su Jie and Tong Nai don’t have to worry about living.

As soon as she left the living room and walked through the corridor, Shizuka Hiratsuka stopped, with one hand still grabbing Su Jie’s back collar, grabbing Su Jie who was about to hide in the room and lock the door.

“Didn’t you be able to talk just now? Why are you avoiding me now?” Hiratsuka Jing put her hands on Su Jie’s shoulders, with a bright and stunning face close at hand, she said with a half-smile.

“Teacher.” Su Jie turned his head away from looking at Hiratsuka Jing, and said, “Can we talk about learning, this is the business.”

“Oh!” With a sneer of disdain, Hiratsuka Jing said in a low voice: “I think about studying, Su Jie, when did you become so eager to learn?”

Facing Hiratsuka Shizuka’s aggressiveness, Su Jie gritted his teeth and said honestly: “Then what do you want to talk about, teacher? I just told the truth, teacher, aren’t you single now? This is a reality that must be faced, escape It doesn’t solve the problem.”

“It’s as if you’re not single. Do you know what love is?” Hiratsuka gnashed her teeth and turned back.

“Teacher, you are wrong to say that. We men are single dogs, so the teacher who always fails in blind dates, isn’t it a dog to ignore? Tsk tsk, you don’t understand this simple truth, no wonder you don’t understand love. A dog…don’t…pay any attention to it.” Su Jie said confidently, completely fighting for it.

“…” Shizuka Hiratsuka!

Facing this behavior of pouring salt into the wound, Shizuka Hiratsuka chose to speak the truth with her fists!

Instantly!

It’s dark! The sun and the moon are dark! Between fists and shadows, only withered and…fallen figures remained.

It was as if the last warrior upholding justice and truth had fallen before the brutal Demon King.

…….

Afterwards!

With tenacious perseverance and indomitable spirit, Su Jie survived with his battle-tested body. He clutched his stomach and walked dejectedly in front, followed by the smiling and refreshed Hiratsuka Jing.

“This is my bedroom.” Su Jie pushed open the door, leaned against the door frame and looked at Shizuka Hiratsuka, and said, “I said, Mr. Shizuka Hiratsuka, I don’t need you to bother me as a poor student. You should take more care of those top students, you can see that they have a bright future, and besides, there are only me and Tong Nao at home, you can’t talk to my sister when you visit home.”

“Before I came to your home, I have been to many students’ families, and poor students are the key home visit targets. I have been to two-thirds of the poor students’ families, and you are the remaining third. Have the opportunity.”

Shizuka Hiratsuka raised her eyebrows lightly, walked into the room with a pair of long, slender and healthy legs, and said, “Home visits are still very useful in solving the education problems of individual families. Your sister is dependent on you, so can’t I make home visits?” ? There is no such reason, let alone other things, your sister’s grades are ranked in the top ten in the whole year, should you take the initiative to learn, and you still care about my not being able to communicate with your sister, this is a guilty conscience.”

“Co-authoring, I stretched out my head and retracted my head. I couldn’t avoid it!” Su Jie sighed. He was afraid of home visits in his previous life, because Su Jie was also a poor student at that time, and the results of home visits can be imagined.

Even in this world, even if Su Jie is the head of the family, Su Jie still doesn’t like home visits due to his past life experiences, especially when the person he visits is the demon king who is used to reasoning with his fists.

Hiratsuka quietly walked into Su Jie’s room. The layout of the room was relatively simple. There was a bed, a desk, a laptop on the desk, two stools, a wardrobe, and nothing else.

“It’s pretty clean. I’m different from what I thought.” Shizuka Hiratsuka said in surprise when she saw that the room was simple and clean, and all kinds of things were arranged in an orderly manner.

“Of course, I have high self-demand on the quality of life, and I won’t treat myself badly.” Su Jie said, although Su Jie used his lazy words to the limit in other aspects, he has always cleaned up the kennel he lives in. It’s clean, without the sloppy mess of ordinary boys’ rooms.

“You usually draw comics here?” Shizuka saw that there was a thick stack of papers on the desk, or that there were many pencils of various types in bamboo tubes. She walked over and took a closer look, only to find that they were some completed or unfinished ones. The finished manga.

“There is no study or workshop at home, so I can only draw here. Of course, for a genius, being able to draw perfect-quality cartoons in any environment is only a basic requirement for a genius.”

“Keep it well.” Hiratsuka Jing didn’t say anything more. Su Jie’s talent for comics is there, so he is qualified to say such words.

“How can I say that learning can be slowed down?” Su Jie’s face beamed with joy.

“Don’t dream. What I’m talking about is that you haven’t told you to give up studying.” Shizuka Hiratsuka put on a straight face, not giving Su Jie a chance.

Shizuka Hiratsuka seemed very curious. She looked left and right in Su Jie’s room, as if her mother had raided the room. Suddenly, her gaze was fixed again, and she flipped under Su Jie’s pillow, revealing a book of erotic comics. true face.

Su Jie’s face froze. This was taken from Ying Lili, and it was stuffed under the pillow after seeing it last night. Who would have thought it would be found out.

This is incriminating evidence! Su Jie’s heart sank.

But Shizuka Hiratsuka was stunned for a few seconds before she picked up the erotic manga book with five fingers.

The room was silent, and the air stopped flowing.

PS: I’m a bit stuck, this