My quadratic is absolutely abnormal

: Tonifying the Kidney

On the high stage, the organizer gave an opening speech, followed by a bouncing song and dance performance, and finally the host came to the stage to explain the rules of the competition.

“First of all, everyone is welcome to come and participate in the Newcomer Comic Contest. Special thanks for the sponsorship of the **** wine industry **** clothing, and…”

Wearing an off-the-shoulder long dress, the beautiful-looking hostess first made some opening remarks, then changed the topic, and pointed to the large multimedia screen that lit up behind her. On it were the rules of the competition, which were very simple and not complicated.

“A total of 250 amateur cartoonists participated in this competition, as well as 30 professional cartoonists specially invited, and 25 cartoon editors as judges. The rules of the first round of competition, 250 contestants, will be divided into groups of ten people. The editors and judges conduct cross-review, and two people from each group will advance to the next round. In the end, fifty people will reach the next round.”

The beautiful host explained the game information. The rules are simple, but they are cruel. The decimal system eliminates 80% of the people in the first round. No wonder Ying Lili said that it is very difficult to win this game.

Su Jie glanced out of the corner of his eyes, and found that Ying Lili, who was sitting on his left, was slightly tense and breathing heavily. His sapphire-like eyes were staring at the hostess, paying attention to everything on the high stage.

“Let’s wait and see what happens.” Su Jie said.

Ying Lili just wanted to speak,Seeing Xiazhiqiu Shiyu also turned his gaze, and immediately swallowed back the words that rushed to his throat, not wanting to let Xiazhiqiu Shiyu know his secret.

“Su Jun, do you have an entry?” Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu pondered the meaning of Su Jie’s words, guessing whether Su Jie had concealed his identity and voted for the entry.

“I’m following “Weekly Shonen Jump.” Su Jie walked around and pointed at the back of Zhenhui sitting in the front row.

On the high platform, 250 contestants were randomly selected by computer, and divided into 25 groups, and each group was cross-checked by three cartoonists.

The groups are done one by one, and then someone will hand over the entries to the comic editor below, and the editor will review and determine the promotion places.

Yinglili was divided into the seventh group. Su Jie saw the words Kashiwagi Yingli on the multimedia screen. This was Yinglili’s pseudonym in the erotic artist world.

After all the groupings were completed, the only sound left on the scene were the comic editors turning pages. Although each editor had to read dozens of new comics of the contestants, the editors were still very fast because they were engaged in this industry and Just read the first chapter, and from the perspective of editors, you can often see the good or bad future of a manga by looking at the opening chapters.

It’s not impossible to check, but considering that three comic editors are cross-reviewing, it is very difficult for three editors to miss at the same time. At the same time, it also prevents black-box operations such as bribery. Editors and contestants are temporarily grouped.

The editors are reviewing the works, and the contestants are waiting for the results, but this can’t be completed in a short while, and we can’t just wait forever. The organizer also prepared a lot of songs and dances and other programs to perform on the high stage to activate the atmosphere.

“I came here just to watch this, Su Jun, you are really interested.” Xiazhiqiu Shiyu propped his chin with one hand a little bored, his beautiful wine red eyes seemed to be filled with sleep, and he had no interest in the performance on stage.

“There is no artistic talent.” Yingli Lixin is not singing and dancing, but hearing Xiazhiqiu Shiyu say so, thinking that Xiazhiqiu Shiyu looked down on this competition, and immediately despised it.

“You should appreciate it with eyes full of emotion. Some of the performances on stage are good and can be used as spiritual food.”

Su Jie chuckled and watched the performance on stage with relish.

“Emotional color…yellow.” Su Jie’s right soft spot was stabbed, and Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu’s eyes turned cold, quite unkind.

At this time, a group of young women are performing belly dance on the stage. All kinds of silver ornaments on their bodies make crisp sounds with the shaking of their belly. Visual impact, the strong and slender waists of these girls are quite attractive to men, and Su Jie is no exception.

“Man, huh!” The weakness on the right side was also a pain. A certain tsundere ponytail looked at Su Jie disdainfully, and used a deliberately elongated tone to describe his views on ‘men’.

“Superficial, you don’t understand what art is at all.” Su Jie’s face was extremely thick, and he said righteously: “I don’t look at girls’ bellies, but at what’s inside. Belly dance is an ancient dance. You can feel the dust of history and experience the unique customs of ancient Egypt, the Middle East and Central Asia. This kind of dance fully shows the feminine beauty of women, and expresses the dancer’s elegance and skill through belly shaking. It is not just a sports dance. , it is the perfect spiritual link between mind and body.”

“I found that you have a lot of knowledge about this crooked way!” The weakness on the right side increased, and there was blood in the cold eyes. Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu had long been surprised by Su Jie’s various excuses for him. It’s strange, no matter how nice Su Jie’s words are, in her opinion, it’s just desire at work, and no reason can cover up H’s essence.

“Pervert.” Ying Lili blushed a little, seeing the bold dance moves of the performers on stage, she suddenly had the urge to cover Su Jie’s eyes.

“I just watched it with admiring eyes.” Su Jie tried his best to restore his reputation, but in the eyes of Ying Lili and Xiazhiqiu Shiyu, Su Jie had no reputation at all, and any explanation was futile.

“Would you like to see my waist?” Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu burst out again, with an indifferent look on her face, as if she was talking about something very ordinary.

“What.” Su Jie lowered his head slightly, and subconsciously looked at Xiazhiqiu Shiyu’s waist. Xiazhiqiu Shiyu slightly pulled up the hem of his clothes, revealing half of his snow-white waist.

I saw Xiazhiqiu Shiyu’s waist is extremely thin, and her figure suddenly curves and shrinks from the expansion of her upper chest to her waist. Her waist is as slender as a wasp, and her belly button is beautiful and clean. The lower abdomen is not only white and delicate, but also has vitality and elasticity. You can see the seductive and sexy waistcoat line. This is the highest state of a flat abdomen. You can imagine the flexibility and comfort of twisting. This waist is compared with those professional girls on the stage. A girl who exercises her belly looks ten times and a hundred times better.

But in just a second or two, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu put the bottom of the clothes back, covering the water snake’s slender waist full of temptation and magic power. Except for Su Jie, no one else noticed, maybe there was one person.

Before Su Jie regretted it, he felt a sharp pain in the soft flesh of his left waist, which made Su Jie almost scream.

It was Ying Lili who saw this scene in front of her eyes, her face puffed up her cheeks angrily, and her crystal round earlobes became red and hot, not knowing whether she was shy or angry, especially the little canine teeth exposed at the corners of her mouth. proveYing Lili gritted her teeth in embarrassment and anger: “Shameless, you, you…your wife…too shameless.”

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu smiled sweetly, and said freely, “Using Su Jun’s words, I am also cultivating my sentiments. If you don’t agree, come and compare!”

As she spoke, she raised her eyebrows and stared. When those beautiful wine-red eyes met Yinglili’s blue eyes, sparks appeared in the air.

“Come on, I’m afraid you won’t make it.” Before Su Jie could react, Su Jie found that his head had been turned to the left, and Ying Lili’s face was blushing like blood. After hesitating for a few seconds, she finally made up her mind to reach out Lift up the hem of his clothes.

“Wait, what are you two doing? What’s there to compare this kind of thing to?” Su Jie finally came to his senses, grabbed Ying Lili’s wrist that was about to move, with a painful expression on his face.

Obviously there was belly dancing on the stage, but the guys sitting on both sides of him were so restless. Su Jie looked around with a guilty conscience. Fortunately, everyone’s eyes were attracted by the stage, and they didn’t pay attention to Su Jie at all.

“Su Jun, you bastard, you read Xiazhiqiu Shiyu’s but rejected mine, do you look down on me, so I won’t lose to that woman with big breasts and no brains.” However, the tsundere and cute girl Ying Lili has a different personality, The more you reject what she wants to do, the more excited she is.

Little Huya is cute and dangerous, looking at Su Jie with a pair of sea blue watery eyes, there is no tenderness but murderous intent, as if only Su Jie nodded, he would be bitten mercilessly by Little Huya.

Ying Lili’s unyielding and arrogant character makes her not very good at expressing her feelings. This is her weakness, but it is also her cute side.

Seeing this, Su Jie had no choice but to let go.

When Su Jie let go, Ying Lili raised the hem of her clothes slightly with her hands as if in a demonstration. For such a simple movement, she seemed to have exhausted all her strength, her movements were stiff, and her pretty face was on fire.

Su Jie looked down and saw that Ying Lili’s waist was soft and slender. If Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu’s waist was hot and enthusiastic, then Ying Lili was gentle and cute. Su Jie’s first feeling.

Just look at Yinglili’s slender waist, small and exquisite belly button, tender skin, dazzling white, tender like water, as if smoother and fairer than milk, three points more delicate than the skin of a newborn baby, her beautiful waist is like a slender Willow, it seems that a slight twist will make people worry about whether it will break.

Before Su Jie had enough eyesight, Yinglili also quickly put away the hem of her clothes. Although her face was red, but with a smug smile, she raised her chin to Xiazhiqiu Shiyu and said, “Su Jun, How about it, I won’t lose to Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu, no, no, I should surpass, don’t you think?”

As Ying Lili said, she looked at Su Jie expectantly. Even Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu looked at her with hope in her eyes. No woman would not care about this, especially when the judge was Su Jie.

“Ahem, your waists are very beautiful, you can’t tell the winner.” Although Su Jie didn’t know why the topic was off to this point, he was used to telling Su Jie how to answer, and it was best to deal with it as an intermediary.

“Bastard, idiot, big idiot, I really have no vision.” Ying Lili poked Su Jie’s chest with her annoyed fingers. It took her a lot of courage to give him benefits, but in exchange for such a flattering answer, this is not a waste of money If you’re refreshed, it’s better not to compete with Xiazhiqiu Shiyu.

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu sighed slightly, turned to smile like a flower and said, “The outcome is actually very obvious. Su Jun likes passionate belly dancing. Ying Lili, do you think your waist meets the requirements?”

“Nothing.” Su Jie has a big head, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu is trying to make trouble!

“Impossible, at worst… At worst, I’ll learn belly dancing.” Yinglili suddenly stood up, and someone turned her head to look and sat down quickly, her face full of innocence and stubbornness.

“Don’t compare. Our friendship is the first and the competition is the second. Besides, you all have different waists and limbs. There are a thousand Hamlets in the eyes of a thousand people. Everyone has different opinions and preferences. There is no point in comparing.”

Su Jie will not favor anyone, this is Su Jie’s truth, both of them stand at the apex of their respective styles, even if they want to find fault with each other, they can’t find any flaws, the only thing that makes Su Jie It’s a pity that it disappeared after only watching for a few seconds.

Sometimes Su Jie also thinks, if the two of them dance belly dance, what kind of scenery will it be? To tease desire to the greatest extent, suitable for Yujie type lovers.

Ying Lili’s waist is slender and soft, giving people a soft and beautiful feeling, and a sense of care that you want to hug in your arms. It is suitable for loli lovers.

Both have their own characteristics in their waists and limbs, making it difficult to choose.

“Wipe your mouth, the saliva is coming out.”

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu reminded to break Su Jie’s yy.

Su Jie instinctively stretched out his hand to wipe his mouth, but stopped halfway through the movement. He was not that unbearable.

While looking at Xiazhiqiu Shiyu, the other party looked at him with a smile in his eyes, which made Su Jie’s face collapse immediately, and he was tricked by this guy again.

Seeing Su Jie’s embarrassing appearance, Ying Lili couldn’t help but sneer. A pair of emerald blue watery eyes were set on the pure and pretty face, bent into a pair of blue crescent moons, which made Su Jie take a few more glances.

“You two are too unkind. Do you know the pain of giving food but not giving it?” Su Jie shook his head, feelingI can’t stand it anymore.

“Do you dare to eat it?” Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu smiled.

“What do you mean?” Ying Lili was a little confused.

“I…” Su Jie looked at Xiazhiqiu Shiyu.

If you eat, will you be poisoned to death? This is a question worth discussing. The opponent’s poisonous tongue is the most poisonous tongue, and Su Jie has not yet practiced to the realm of being invulnerable to all poisons.

This is not the scariest thing, the most afraid of sugar-coated cannonballs, even the sugar-coating is fake, and the only thing they eat is bombs.

Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu’s beautiful eyes floated over, Ying Lili’s face changed, she thought of something, and hurriedly said: “My mother also cooks delicious food, Su Jun can go to my house to eat.”

“Uh, let’s forget it.” Su Jie smiled wryly, quite embarrassed.

“Go to my house to eat. I’ll cook myself, and I’ll give you medicinal wine to satisfy you.” Xiazhiqiu Shiyu just said.

“What medicinal wine?” Su Jie asked strangely.

“It nourishes the kidney.”

Su Jie: “…”

Ying Lili…angry…

PS: I wish everyone a happy Children’s Day, um…it should be right…