My quadratic is absolutely abnormal

Two Hundred: Illiterate

night!

Back home, Kirino was also very happy to see Michiru Hido. The two seemed to have endless things to say, chatting non-stop.

It was Su Jie who made the takeaway phone call himself. Neither of these two people is willing to cook, and their cooking skills, Michiru Hido can still make some barely edible food, Tong Nai can’t at all, unless he wants to eat in the dark cooking.

“Tong Nai, the takeaway is here, go out and get it.” Su Jie looked at the TV and yelled at Tong Nai who was still chatting with Michiru Bingtang.

“Understood.” Tong Nai ran over bouncingly, came back with takeaways, and opened them one by one on the table.

“It’s not as delicious as Ajie’s.” Bingtang Michiliu took a bite and came to such a conclusion.

“Finally, I told the truth.” Su Jie chuckled, no one was unwilling to listen to good words.

Speaking of which, Su Jie also started to eat. It was inconvenient to hurt his arm, and he felt a little pain when he was moving, but it was not a serious problem.

After eating, he watched TV again. At ten o’clock, after taking a shower, Su Jie went back to his bedroom and climbed onto the bed to play with his mobile phone.

Ten days of vacation is enough for Su Jie, and he doesn’t need to go to bed so early.

Fortunately, the draft of Su Jie’s “One Punch Man” has been completed, otherwise, in the case of an arm injury, high-intensity painting would be uncomfortable enough.

“Brother, come to my room to play games.” A few minutes after Su Jie returned to the room, Tong Nao opened the door and walked in, and Ra Su Jie went to play games.

As for what game to play, of course it is Kirino’s favorite game such as sister control.

From the beginning of Su Jie’s time travel, Tong Nai’s hobby has not changed. Su Jie was also dragged into the pirate ship by him, and was called to play sister-control games together from time to time, whether he wanted it or not.

“I don’t have any energy, and my hand is still injured.” Su Jie raised one of his arms, but he didn’t want to go into battle with the injury, and it was still a game of the Sister Control series.

“Didn’t it be okay to eat just now?” Tong Nai ran into the room with his mouth pouted, hugged Su Jie’s arm, and said, “Today I went to buy the latest “Sister Juice 8″ series after school. You played the previous game last time. Isn’t it pretty good? Let’s go, let’s go and play.”

“Is there a hidden plot?” Su Jie’s eyes lit up. The previous work of this game was well-made. Su Jie accidentally entered the hidden plot at that time. After an accident, the male protagonist became a vampire. In order to resist the urge to suck blood, And found his sister, sucked another liquid from her sister, thus maintaining her humanity.

Tong Nai’s face was burning hot, and he stretched out his hand to pinch Su Jie’s thigh, and said charmingly: “What are you thinking, I know you are playing this kind of dirty thing, it was an accident that you triggered the hidden plot last time, it’s all because of those production staff, they still don’t know what to do. put something so… so nasty in there.”

“Dirty, then do you still play?” Su Jie was interested in this kind of hidden plot, and simply admiring the picture, he immediately laughed when he heard what Tong Nai said.

It’s not that Su Jie wants to play it himself. In terms of liking for this kind of girl-controlled games, Tong Nai is the real obsession. Su Jie is just forced to participate.

“That… that’s two different things, I… I don’t want to play the hidden plot of H, brother pervert.” Tong Nai didn’t want to admit Su Jie’s statement, thinking that although he played girl control games, he and Su Jie But different.

Of course, no one knows whether she will play H’s game plot or not.

“You asked me to play the game, why did I become a pervert.” Su Jie was speechless.

“Hmph, satyr~ satyr~ satyr.”

“…”

In the end, Su Jie was called to her boudoir by Tong Nao, and the two played the newly released “Sister Juice 8” game together.

In Tong Nai’s room, Su Jie and Tong Nai were sitting on the bed with a laptop in front of them.

As the game starts and runs, the overloaded game screen appears. First, there are a few cute lolitas, all of whom are around the age of junior high school students. They are super kawaii, and the protagonist is also a fresh meat.

This game is from a first-person perspective, and the image of the protagonist is not important. As a sister control game, the real focus is on the younger sister.

With the experience of the previous work, Su Jie and Tong Nai got started very quickly, especially Tong Nao, who is an experienced guy who has played a lot of girl control games., The dark cabinet in the bedroom can hardly hold the game discs I bought.

“This short-haired Miyamoto Xiaohui is not bad. She is the youngest of the three younger sisters. She should be the best strategy, so let’s choose her to start the game.” Su Jie said, choosing the target to attack first.

“That’s her.” Tong Nao clicked OK, the game screen changed, and the two officially started the game.

During the game, Su Jie has been looking for opportunities to trigger hidden plots. This is where Su Jie’s greatest joy in playing this game lies.

But as Kirino said, the game producers of this “Sister Juice 8” series made it extremely difficult to trigger the hidden plot settings. Su Jie played for more than an hour without even a clue. Let’s take a look at the strategy of Miyamoto Xiaohui , has reached over 90% favorability, if you can enter the hidden plot, you can do some H sports, which is good for your physical and mental health.

“Have you discovered anything? It’s too difficult to hide the plot, and there are no clues at all.”

Su Jie sighed. He didn’t hide the plot. What fun is there in playing this game.

Tong Nai glanced at Su Jie contemptuously, and said, “You really have impure motives. I bet you won’t be able to find this hidden plot.”

“Brother Xiao Wang, wait, let me operate it.” Su Jie still didn’t believe that he could find the hidden plot last time, but this time it won’t work.

Su Jie concentrates on manipulating the game character Miyamoto Xiaohui, because Miyamoto Xiaohui has a high degree of favorability and is the female character who is most likely to trigger hidden plots. Of course, Su Jie will not give up what is easy to ask for difficulty.

After working hard for half an hour, Su Jie’s patience disappeared without a trace. He didn’t even find a hair hiding the plot, so he could only put down the laptop in despondency, which made Tong Nao keep laughing.

“Let me just say, you were lucky last time, and you didn’t rely on your strength. You couldn’t find a hidden plot at all.” Like a victorious general, Tong Nai raised his head happily, and even made trouble when Su Jie gave up.

“There is a problem with the setting of this game. The production staff did not understand the essence of this game at all. Only by hiding the plot can it really bring players fun, but the production team actually set the difficulty so high. No wonder the sales are not good.” Su Jie depressed Said, completely lost the desire to find a hidden plot.

“Give it to me.” Tong Nai took the laptop from Su Jie again, but accidentally missed it. The laptop rolled and fell under the bed.

“Why are you so careless? I don’t know if it was broken.” Su Jie quickly picked up the laptop. The distance between the bed and the ground is not high, and the laptop is not broken and is still running normally.

It’s just that when Su Jie put his eyes on the computer screen, his mouth opened wide in an instant, and his face was full of surprise.

It may be that the keyboard was pressed during the fall, and the game screen was flickering. It was dark at first, and then cut into a bedroom. The hero and Miyamoto Xiaohui were doing some H sports warm-up preludes, and there were some training options. And props, Su Jie was dumbfounded, and the hidden plot was triggered like this.

Tong Nao next to him also opened his small cherry mouth slightly, with an unbelievable expression on his face, watching the hidden plot on the laptop, feeling very depressed in his heart.

Just now she satirized Su Jie for not being able to find the hidden plot, and she was slapped in the face by Su Jie in less than a minute. She can only say that Su Jie’s luck is so unnatural that such bizarre things can happen.

“Haha, do you still think I’m bragging now? This is strength. Do you understand…” After Su Jie was surprised, he laughed loudly and cast a provocative look at Tong Nai.

Tong Nai didn’t speak this time, but wanted to snatch Su Jie’s laptop and turn off the hidden plot for Su Jie.

How could Su Jie find the hidden plot so hard that Tong Nao would turn it off and hide while holding the laptop, but Tong Nao was relentlessly chasing after him.

At this moment, it might be because Su Jie and Kirino were arguing too loudly, or it might be because of the sound of the laptop falling to the ground in front, but Michiru Hido’s voice suddenly sounded outside the bedroom.

“What’s ringing, Ajietong, what are you doing?”

Before the voice fell, the bedroom was pushed away, and Michiru Bingdou, who was wearing a white pajamas, walked in.

Su Jie and Tong Nai froze at the same time.

It’s so hard to die, the game screen on the laptop has also entered the main drama, Su Jie has quick eyes and quick hands, and before Miyamoto Xiaohui started to make blushing and panting sounds, he turned off the game screen.

“No, no, we’re messing around.” Seeing that the game was turned off, Kirino was relieved. If Michiyu Hido finds out that he likes to play girl-controlled games, then it would be a big deal.

Bingtang Michiliu looked at the two of them suspiciously, and walked over to look at the laptop screen. The game on it had been turned off by Su Jie, and nothing was found.

“I seemed to hear some strange sounds just now, why did they disappear?” Michiru Bingtang was a little confused.

“We were watching an online video just now, maybe you misheard.” Su Jie said seriously.

“That’s right! My brother and I were watching a video about the party, and there were no strange sounds!” Kirino was also serious, looking at Michiru Hido with cute big eyes, his face full of puzzlement.

“That might be my mistake.” Michiru Hido didn’t suspect anything.

Su Jie and Tong Nai looked at each other, feeling a little lucky. Fortunately, they were almost discovered this time.

When Bingtang Michimo stayed here before, if Su Jie and Tong Nao played games, they would take strict protection measures.Getting used to the summer vacation life without Michiru Hido for two months, I have already forgotten these measures, Michiru Hido came back suddenly today, Kirino didn’t even close the door of the bedroom, it was really a mistake.

“Then I’ll go to bed first, and I have to register for school early tomorrow.” Yawning, Michiru Hido walked out of the room and went to sleep.

“It’s all your fault.” As soon as Bingtang Michiliu left, Tong Nai stared at Su Jie fiercely.

“Who didn’t close the door?” Su Jie rolled his eyes.

While speaking, Su Jie opened the game again, but was surprised to find that he was too anxious to save the game just now, the hidden plot had disappeared, and he returned to the previous save screen.

“It’s a scam.” Su Jie’s joy was gone. It was an accident that the hidden plot was triggered just now. Su Jie himself didn’t know how to enter it like this. Now he wants to find the hidden plot. Su Jie himself knows that there is no hope. up.

“Hee hee, you deserve it.” Tong Nai gloated at the side, and she was happy when Su Jie was unlucky.

“Damn game, it’s a waste of my time, stop playing.” Handing the laptop to Kirino, he felt that the game was no longer interesting.

“I still want to say that you have spoiled my pure game.” Seeing Su Jie’s appearance, Tong Nai proudly took back the laptop.

“If this kind of game is pure, even sows will climb trees.” Su Jie pouted.

“That’s why people with filthy thoughts will find anything filthy when they look at it. Brother, you are too filthy. How can you watch it in front of your sister…to see what kind of hidden plot.” Tong Nai showed two cute dimples and laughed. He made a rebuttal, but his face was a little hot.

“You dragged me to play the game. In terms of playing these games, I can’t compare to you, the female dirty teacher among the old drivers.”

“What.” Tong Nai was a little angry, and said bitterly: “You are dirty, I play these games to experience the pure and deep family relationship between brothers and sisters, your thoughts should go to the hospital for treatment, let the doctor prescribe some brain tonic. ”

“A flat-chested person is not qualified to say that.”

“I have already started to develop.”

“I don’t have a magnifying glass at home, so I can’t tell.”

“That’s because you have myopia.”

“My vision in both eyes is 5.3.”

…

The two bickered loudly. This kind of bickering between each other has become the norm for Su Jie and Tong Nai, a frequent occurrence.

“In short, I have many advantages in my body, and I am much better than you, brother.” Tong Nai gasped, his cheeks puffed up cutely, and said unconvinced: “If someone can be a model, but you can’t, it means that my body is much better than yours. .”

Speaking of which, Tong Nai glanced at Su Jie, because he didn’t exercise much, except for the daily cycling, Su Jie’s body was average, although he was not short, but his appearance belonged to the general category, neither handsome nor ugly, with Compared with Kirino who can be a plane model, there is indeed a gap. Thinking about it this way, Kirino’s confidence that was hit has returned.

“Brother, you can’t!”

“Who says I can’t, I have more advantages, but you haven’t discovered it.” A man can’t be told no by a girl, even if the person is his sister.

“Then tell me! I didn’t find anything.” Tong Nai looked at Su Jie. She had read Su Jie all over, and she didn’t find her brother’s physical advantages, unless…

Quickly and covertly glanced at Su Jie’s lower body, Tong Nai’s ears were slightly red, and he spat secretly.

Su Jie didn’t notice Tong Nao’s hidden gaze, and said, “I can’t tell you this, you’re not yet old enough, and you’ll understand when you grow up.”

“Hmph, there’s no advantage in putting on a show.” Tong Nai hated Su Jie for saying her age, which was obviously not much older than her, but Su Jie always liked to talk about it.

“Zhuzi is not enough to seek, it is simply illiterate!” Su Jie said loudly, especially the pronunciation of the last four words was emphasized, and then he turned and left with his head held high, leaving behind Tong Nao who was inexplicable.

“What is illiteracy, Ding… Ding Ding… Ou Jinjin…” Thinking of something, Tong Nai finally realized (dirty) and blushed