My quadratic is absolutely abnormal

: The Fast and the Furious

At 11:30 in the evening, the comic selection conference came to its curtain call.

Su Jie’s “One Punch Man” won the third highest praise rate last year. Zhenhui took the stage to replace Su Jie to give a speech. The two works before Su Jie are popular works that have been serialized for more than ten years. Readers The base is far greater than One Punch Man.

This third place finish has already satisfied Su Jie. Even if it can’t compare to the previous two works, but Su Jie’s work is new, it can’t compare to anything.

I believe that after today, the booklet of One Punch Man can be bought better, which will help Su Jie get money to invest in Firefly Animation Studio.

Walking out of the Shanheng Convention and Sports Center, Su Jie stretched his waist, and the Qingyin girls beside him happily discussed where to go to celebrate, and invited Su Jie and Yamanaka Sawako to go together.

“I’m so sleepy, go if you have the energy.” Su Jie yawned. He stayed up late with Qingyin girl for the past few nights. Su Jie didn’t get a good night’s sleep. Now that things are over, he just wants to have a good rest.

“It’s 11:30 and I still want to celebrate. I won’t spare any other time. Go home now.” Sawako Yamanaka broke the sweet dreams of the light-tone girls and didn’t give them a chance.

“Why is this so?” The light-tone girls sighed in unison, and Sawako Yamanaka would not rebel against them when he became strict.

Su Jie bid farewell to Saori Makishima, the black cat, and returned home with Kirino and Michito Hido.

When Su Jie returned home, his head touched the pillow, and he fell into a deep sleep within a few minutes.

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The second day!

Su Jie woke up refreshed, and found that it was already 8:30, and the class time of Toyosaki College was 7:30, so he must be late now.

Looking at Kirino’s room again, there was no one there, but Michiru Bingtang slept more dead than Su Jie.

“Get up, get up, and be careful that Mr. Sawako Yamanaka will kill you.” Su Jie lifted the quilt left by Michiko Hido, and woke up the sleepless cousin.

Sleeping drowsily, Bingtang Michiru rubbed his eyes, saw Su Jie in front of him, and turned over with a mutter: “Five minutes… let me sleep for another five minutes.”

“I’ll finish my breakfast in five minutes. Don’t look for me when you wake up and don’t have anything to eat later!” Su Jie shook his head, answeringIt should be my brother, right?

Michiru Bingtang had no choice but to rub her sleepy eyes, procrastinately getting up and brushing her teeth.

After eating breakfast with Michili Bingtang, Su Jie was already late anyway, so he rode his bicycle to school slowly, thinking whether he should drop by the Internet cafe or skip the morning class.

“You damn girl, why didn’t you wake me up in the morning.” When going up the big slope, Su Jie got off the cart and took out his mobile phone to send a text message to Tong Nai. If Tong Nai asked Su Jie to wake up in the morning, Su Jie would also Don’t worry about it.

Beep!

The phone vibrated, and Tong Nai replied a text message.

“I called you several times, and every time you said to sleep for another five minutes, what can I do (.・ˍ・.)”

“Hey! Is there?” Su Jie rubbed his temples, as if there was such a thing. At that time, he was sleepy, and Tong Nao seemed to have really come to the room.

Ok! It seems that I wrongly blamed Michiko Hido for staying.

“Forget it, go to the Internet cafe.” Seeing that it was already nine o’clock, Su Jie found an excuse for himself, pushed the bicycle up the slope and slipped down, preparing to go to the Internet cafe for review.

The sun is shining in the sky, and the flowers are smiling at me.

The little bird said Zaozao, why are you so happy.

I went to an Internet cafe to study, but the teacher didn’t know.

When I see the teacher, I will run away, and the school and everything will die.

Humming a random tune, Su Jie didn’t press the brake when going downhill, allowing the bicycle to accelerate freely.

The bicycle was going downhill at a fast speed, and the feeling of being fast and fast was very refreshing, which completely confirmed Su Jie’s current mood.

A gorgeous red sports car was parked on the side of the road in front of it, with a somewhat familiar style.

There is also a traffic police motorcycle next to it. It should be that the car violated the regulations. A traffic policeman is issuing a ticket to the owner of the car.

Su Jie sang and flew past the sports car. Originally, this had nothing to do with Su Jie, but Su Jie looked into the car curiously.

Shizuka Hiratsuka!

It was Shizuka Hiratsuka who was sitting in the car. The other person opened the car door and was about to get out, when his eyes crossed with Su Jie’s.

Su Jie finally understood why he felt familiar. This is Shizuka Hiratsuka’s car, an Aston Martin luxury sports car!

He could vaguely hear the traffic policeman saying some illegal warnings, Hiratsuka Jing put his hands on his stomach, and there was no such thing as the usual severe terror towards Su Jie.

Because Su Jie was going downhill very quickly, and was about to leave, Su Jie rubbed his foot on the pedal, let the shoe roll to the ground, and then pressed the brake, relying on his extraordinary skills to stop the bicycle steadily .

“Uncle Traffic Police, what’s wrong with this big sister?” Su Jie disguised himself as a passer-by, stopped to pick up shoes, and asked kindly in a cute tone.

The murderous rage swept across thousands of miles!

Invisible pretense is the deadliest!

On Hiratsuka’s gloomy and gloomy face, the willow brows stood erect, and the black pupils were as cold as a bottomless black hole, exuding a deadly and terrifying aura of death.

“This car is speeding.” Comrade traffic policeman is a mature middle-aged man, wearing a neat traffic police uniform. At this time, he saw that Su Jie was a high school student. Although he knew it was suspected of watching the excitement, he still answered Su Jie’s question.

“Ah! Are female drivers so scary now? Uncle Traffic Police must deal with it severely, let her learn a lesson, return to society as soon as possible and start a new life.”

Su Jie said in a serious manner, he really looks like a super ‘just’ person who can’t tolerate a little bit of sand in his eyes, and has reached a level of hatred for illegal activities.

“This is not a serious accident such as hitting someone to death, and it’s not at the level of the criminal law. The little classmate is extreme.” The traffic police uncle was laughed at by Su Jie, and he thought Su Jie was a bit interesting.

The traffic policeman was able to laugh, but the person involved didn’t mean to smile at all. Not only did he not smile, but his face was as gloomy as a dark cloud cover, as if a thunderstorm would erupt at any moment. He opened and closed his two glamorous red lips, and said:

“When the water is clear, there will be no fish, and if people are observant, there will be no disciples. Do you know the meaning of this sentence, little student, do you need me to teach you popular science in the future?”

The tone of indifference mixed with sullenness, only Su Jie can clearly hear how many tips, warnings, and guns and sticks are contained in it.

As a native of China, Su Jie certainly knows what Hiratsuka Shizuka’s saying means. Don’t be too harsh on accusing people, and don’t look too harshly on issues. Now Hiratsuka Shizuka is using it to fight back against Su Jie, because she clearly knows Su Jie’s identity. , the following “teachings and orders” seems to be for the good of Su Jie, but this is clearly intimidation, okay?

Su Jie managed to catch the opportunity of Shizuka Hiratsuka’s embarrassment. Su Jie, who was “bullyed” by Shizuka Hiratsuka on weekdays, naturally wanted to seize the opportunity to take revenge, even if the consequences were serious, just like what the great man said :

Life is endless, struggle is endless.

Or it can be translated in reverse as:

There is no end to life, and no end to death.

“I’m sorry, I’ve only heard the phrase ‘Don’t be evil because it’s a small thing’, I don’t understand what this big sister said.” Su Jie said with a smile, with a look on his face that you can’t do anything to me appearance.

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“Hehe!” This is the voice of a beautiful woman gnashing her teeth. Her long black hair like a black cloud is moving without wind. In Su Jie’s perception, the surrounding space has darkened inexplicably, and there is a kind of black cloud overwhelming the city. of great terror.

It’s like some animals can sense earthquakes in advance, and battlefield veterans can sense murderous aura in advance. Su Jie has also entered this state now.Perceived the great horror between life and death in advance, and the source of this horror is the mature and beautiful Yujie in front of her.

“Have I entered the fighting section?” Su Jie’s heart tightened suddenly. Speaking of which, in the daily section, Hiratsuka Shizuka’s combat power may also belong to the invincible category, especially in terms of iron fist sanctions against Su Jie.

“Okay, here’s the ticket. Remember to pay within fifteen days.” At this time, the traffic police uncle wrote the ticket, saluted Hiratsuka, and was about to get on the white motorcycle and leave.

“Hey, uncle traffic policeman, where are you going?” Su Jie was in a hurry, this protector can’t leave.

Now Shizuka Hiratsuka is unwilling to reveal the identity of the teacher. After all, everyone wants face. If the traffic police find out that he is a teacher and violate the rules, he will definitely lose his face. So Shizuka Hiratsuka has been restraining herself from just now until now. Su Jie resorted to violence in order to hide his identity as a teacher.

But if the traffic policeman leaves, Su Jie can foresee his end, so he hastily tried to persuade the traffic policeman to stay.

“On duty, what’s wrong with you.”

“I want to follow you.”

“Haha, this won’t work.”

“Why, I’m serious.”

“Because this is my job.”

“And your bicycle can’t keep up with me.”

“You’re still a student. You have to go to school on Monday. It’s already late at this point. Go to school quickly.”

The traffic police uncle said a few words of comfort to Su Jie, and he started the motorcycle and was about to leave.

The opposite corner of Hiratsuka Jing’s mouth curled into a slight arc. In Su Jie’s eyes, Hiratsuka Jing is now like a villain in a horror movie. Looking at the protagonist who has come to a dead end, he shows a ferocious smile that belongs to a devil.

Su Jie’s complexion changed drastically, and then under the stunned eyes of the traffic policeman, before he even had time to put the shoes he picked up back on his feet, he jumped onto the bicycle.

Whoosh!

In the next second, Su Jie passed by the eyes of the traffic policeman. The uncle of the traffic policeman picked up the handheld radar speedometer from the police car. He looked down and his face turned black, because Su Jie was still pedaling hard downhill, and his speed had soared to 30. Five miles, just over the speed limit.

Mo Dan!

Just now I swore that someone else was speeding, but in the blink of an eye I made a more ruthless one, speeding in front of him, a traffic policeman. What is this? This is completely humiliating!

The uncle traffic policeman was extremely angry, and the anger of someone beside him was a hundred times heavier than him. When the traffic policeman was about to catch up, the red Aston Martin luxury sports car also accelerated suddenly. Go straight ahead in the direction.

The speed of the sports car is extremely fast. There is very little traffic in this area, so you can safely drive and accelerate.

The traffic policeman’s face turned green. He twisted the accelerator and put it in gear. The white motorcycle suddenly started, chasing the perpetrator in front of him.

On the highway, a strange pattern of chasing each other with bicycles in front, sports cars in the middle and motorcycles in the back has formed.

“Fuck, so desperate.” Su Jie looked back and found the sports cars and motorcycles chasing behind him, especially the sports cars. Su Jie seemed to see Hiratsuka Shizuka’s stern eyes through the car window.

The speed of the bicycle has dropped sharply as it went downhill. Su Jie knew that the bicycle could not outperform the car, and there was no chance to get rid of the two evil stars behind on the road.

So Su Jie took a detour wisely. After passing the bridge, there is a piece of farmland. Su Jie picked up his bicycle and ran into the muddy path of the farmland on the side of the road. Sports cars can’t get in here.

“I can’t help it now.” After riding a bicycle for a certain distance on the muddy path, Su Jie heaved a sigh of relief. When he turned his head to look at the situation behind, he found that the sports car had stopped by the side of the road. Hiratsuka walked out of the car door and put on sunglasses , with a female cigarette in his mouth, looking at Su Jie.

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Su Jie also stopped, with his hands on his hips, winking and laughing towards Shizuka Hiratsuka.

The traffic police arrived on a motorcycle, but they didn’t target Hiratsuka Jing, because Hiratsuka Jing just happened to be controlling the sports car and hadn’t exceeded the speed limit. The traffic police came after Su Jie.

However, motorcycles can’t enter this farmland path. Seeing that the traffic policeman was about to come down and chase him, Su Jie decided to get on the bicycle and try to escape, which made the traffic policeman helpless.

“Little classmate, come back, I won’t arrest you.” The traffic police uncle yelled at Su Jie, asking Su Jie to go over.

Su Jie is not that stupid. If you don’t arrest me, why did you tell me to go there?

Now that there is a dead end in the past, Su Jie shook his head resolutely, and rode a bicycle to stay away.

“I’m going to grandma’s house. Follow this way. Uncle traffic policeman, go back quickly. Don’t you still have duties on duty?”

Su Jie shouted with both hands in the shape of a trumpet. He did not have any malice towards the traffic policeman Su Jie. The reason why he was speeding just now was entirely due to the existence of a certain level of terror that put too much pressure on Su Jie.

Su Jie talked with the traffic police for a few minutes. In the end, the traffic police had nothing to do with Su Jie. In addition, it was not a serious matter for Su Jie, so they had no choice but to turn around and leave.

Once the traffic police left, there was only one target left for Su Jie, and that was Shizuka Hiratsuka who was still on the side of the road, the big devil in Su Jie’s eyes.

“Mr. Hiratsuka Shizuka, are you still going to school? The sun is very bright today, so be careful to tan your skin.” Su Jie put down the bicycle stand, turned around and sat on the back seat of the bicycle, and dressed himself leisurely. Putting on the lost shoe, he smiled and shouted at Shizuka Hiratsuka.

“Don’t go back to school if you have the ability.” Hiratsuka Shizuka lit a female cigarette and said in a cold voice that exploded.

“AhaHa, it just so happens that the summer vacation is coming up in a few days, so at worst I’ll have to skip classes for a few days. “Su Jie said complacently that people have immediate worries without long-term considerations. Su Jie has long thought of a way out, and he is very proud of it.

Hiratsuka was far away, Su Jie couldn’t see the face of the other party clearly, but it must be interesting to think about it, Su Jie couldn’t help laughing again.

But soon Su Jie’s laughter stopped abruptly, because a girl was passing by the road on a bicycle at this time, and she was wearing a school uniform from Toyosaki Academy.

Su Jie had a bad premonition in his heart. Sure enough, he saw Hiratsuka Jing walking over in the next second. He didn’t know what he said to the girl, and he borrowed a bicycle from the girl.

Damn it!

Damn it!

Damn it!

Su Jie said three words in a row to express his inner panic and uneasiness. He didn’t care about putting on a show, put his shoes on, and hurriedly got on his bicycle and ran.

Because over there, Shizuka Hiratsuka was already riding the bicycle that the female student borrowed from somewhere. She rode into the farmland path without saying a word, and chased after her at super fast speed.

ps: I was wrong, I shouldn’t use water, please lighten the whipping. More compensation will be added tomorrow! ! ! Just don’t ask me to pay, I don’t want Kiki.