My Pokemon Aren’t Quite Right

"Sister, I also want to buy a carp king!" Lu Cheng said with a grin.

Senior Sister also smiled and said, "Do you want to see it at home? I think it's pretty good!"

Old Liang was stunned.

30,000 yuan just to support one month?

Is this the world of the rich?

Lu Cheng came to the aquarium and said with a smile, "Boss, how do you sell this carp king?"

A Biao was counting the harvest this morning. When he saw Lu Cheng, his eyes lit up and said:

"Little brother, 30,000 pieces!"

"The golden carp king, can give birth to a little golden carp king, and then give birth, and the children and grandchildren will be endless!"

"30,000 yuan a piece is really too cheap for you!"

Lu Cheng suddenly whispered mysteriously: "I wanted to mention you, you are too arrogant!"

A Biao was stunned for a moment, then said with a mocking smile:

"Little brother, don't make trouble if you don't buy it!"

Lu Cheng looked around for a while, then came to the corner and waved at A Biao.

A Biao gritted his teeth and followed.

"To be honest with you, your stall has already been watched!" Lu Cheng said with a serious face.

"Don't be joking, I have been doing this for so long, if something really happens, can I not get some wind?" A Biao said with a look of contempt:

"Little brother, since you are young, you haven't been in the business for a long time, haven't you?"

Lu Cheng sighed, took out a document and shook it in front of A Biao.

A Biao's eyes suddenly widened, and a look of horror appeared on his face.

The black gilding pattern and a Pokeball in the center are the symbol of the Pokemon Association!

Is this kid a member of the public family?

"This time, the people from the Industry and Commerce Bureau have been staring at it for a long time. I didn't expect you to be so arrogant!" Lu Cheng hated that iron could not become steel.

"Aren't you giving people an opportunity to increase their performance?"

"Why did you survive before? It's because people don't like you, this little shrimp!"

"Now that the above has spoken, even a fake and inferior one can't be spared! Didn't you hit the muzzle of a gun?"

A Biao was already trembling all over, he cupped his hands and said, "Ask little brother, who are you?"

Lu Cheng showed a ferocious expression: "From the Drug Inspection Bureau!"

"The performance this time is very important to us, but I don't have any major problems with the merchants."

"If the industry and commerce's performance is further increased, how can I continue to mess around!"

A Biao's eyes lit up, and he said in a low voice, "What do you mean?"

"Quickly remove your stall, don't let anyone see it!"

"I don't want people's performance to overwhelm us!"

A Biao nodded gratefully and was about to leave when Lu Cheng suddenly grabbed him and said:

"Wait!"

"Do you have anything else to do?" A Biao respectfully asked.

"My girlfriend is very interested in your ornamental fish, and I don't want too much." Lu Cheng grinned, showing his snow-white teeth,

"Just give me one!"

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"You really bought it!" Senior Sister looked at the Poké Ball in Lu Cheng's hand with surprise.

A blue-white diving ball that seems to have water patterns flowing when it rotates.

Lu Cheng smiled and said, "It's alright, they gave me a diving ball."

The flashing carp king is now lying quietly in the diving ball.

In order to thank Lu Cheng, A Biao not only gave Lu Cheng the golden carp king, but also specially gave him a diving ball.

Not only did he not spend money, but he also earned a diving ball worth 3W.

He even picked up a King Glitter Carp for nothing.

Lu Cheng couldn't help covering his mouth and laughed secretly.

At this time, A Biao pushed the aquarium and passed in front of Lu Cheng, waving his hand and saying sincerely:

"thank you!"

"Ding - congratulations to the host, the skill of 'Fucking' has been upgraded!"

Fudge LV2: Cheeky and superb acting, no one can see through your words unless you have been immersed in this trick for many years!

Skill description: What kind of bicycle do you want? What a bike!

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After getting the golden carp king, Lu Cheng and his senior sister spent another half an hour strolling around the hall.

There was no other place to go. After the two waved goodbye, Lu Cheng returned home.

It stands to reason that all elves held by trainers need to be registered.

But the carp king can be used as an ornamental elves, and the procedures for elves for this purpose are often relatively simple.

At the beginning, Lu Cheng had been doing the registration certificates of Liuwei and Mushougong for a long time.

And Carp King doesn't even need to register in person, just fill in the fields online.

On the way back, he bought a fish tank, and Lu Cheng was able to move it with both hands.

It took a lot of effort to move it upstairs and put the fish tank on the table.

After releasing the King Carp, a golden light suddenly blinded Lu Cheng's eyes.

I saw the carp king floating leisurely in the fish tank, the golden scales opened and closed, and the sunlight fell on it from the window, making it sparkling.

"Really, it's pretty." Lu Cheng rubbed his chin and muttered.

It's just that those protruding dead fish eyes are a bit unpleasant.

The carp king is an omnivorous elf. It is reasonable to say that ordinary aquatic plants and fish can be eaten, and even mud can support it.

It has extremely high fecundity, tenacious vitality, and can survive in the most filthy waters.

Therefore, such spirits can be seen in waters all over the world,

As expected of the most tenacious spirit!

However, it is somewhat difficult to evolve into a Tyrannosaurus.

After all, before the evolution of the carp king, apart from splashing, all he could learn was hitting.

The carp king's strength is very weak, and an ordinary adult man can withstand its impact.

Wanting to let it gain experience through combat is undoubtedly as difficult as reaching the sky!

take it easy!

Lu Cheng sighed, rubbed his chin and thought to himself, anyway, there is a system, and it will eventually evolve that day!

At that time, the red carp dragon, how mighty it is!

After imagining the scene of standing on the tyrannical carp dragon wandering around the world, Lu Cheng's mouth couldn't help but get a little wet.

"Fuck!"

At this moment, the splash from the carp king's tail suddenly pulled Lu Cheng back.

"Roar!"

The golden carp king screamed, suddenly jumped high, and jumped out of the fish tank.

Water splash!

Its jump height was more than one meter high, and it fell directly from the fish tank to the floor.

"Roar?" The carp king was stunned.

After being stunned for a while, the carp king jumped up again,

"Clap clap clap-"

Jumping on the floor for about five seconds, the golden carp king's eyes bulged, and his mouth kept spitting out white foam.

No, I'm dying!

What the **** is this!

Lu Cheng covered his forehead and wanted to throw the salted fish back into the fish tank.

It turned out that the carp king's body was slippery and difficult to catch.

The Salted Fish King, who was on the verge of death, suddenly burst out with a great desire to survive when Lu Cheng wanted to catch it.

"Crack, crack" jumped wildly, splashing water on Lu Cheng's face.

"You give me enough time, hello!"

In a fit of anger, Lu Cheng grabbed the two tentacles of the carp king and threw it back into the fish tank.

"Roar!"

The carp king splashed a lot of water, and after a while, it seemed that he realized that he had returned to the water.

The carp king, who was stunned for a while, resumed his leisurely swimming.

"It seems that it needs to be replaced with a larger aquarium."

Lu Cheng wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "This thing is too floppy!"

As soon as the voice fell, the white light of the move lit up again.

The carp king lay down on the floor again with a bewildered face,

"Roar?"

I just jumped, why did I land on the floor again?

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