My players are so fierce
Chapter 1509 1506 Look! Mr. Murphy is on TV!
Chapter 1509 1506. Look! Lord Murphy is on TV!
【bite! Dear players, please note that due to the world event ‘Evolution Wrong Path’ has been successfully completed, the closed beta phase is about to end. In order to prepare for the public beta, Alpha decided to upgrade the existing server array.
You cannot log into the game during the upgrade period. Please arrange your offline location properly.
This maintenance shutdown will begin in three days and is expected to be completed in five days.
The public beta phase officially begins when the server is launched, and new world events will be triggered at that time. In order to compensate players for their losses due to downtime and maintenance, all players will receive 3 ‘Destiny Crystals’ after they go online, which can be used to light up their destiny talents.
In addition, in order to celebrate the successful conclusion of the closed beta and the start of the public beta of "Real World", during the downtime and maintenance period, our company will release 10,000 gaming helmets, which can be obtained through lottery on the game forum and Transia Bistro APP. 】
As soon as Niu Niu opened his eyes in the morning, he saw the prompt on the game interface. After reading that it would be shut down for maintenance in three days, he immediately turned over and jumped out of bed.
This movement alarmed Amber, who was still sleeping soundly. The witch hunter commander muttered a few words and then turned over and continued to sleep.
She was very tired last night.
After all, even a well-trained elite witch hunter would be a little overwhelmed when dealing with a young man in his twenties who is full of energy and practices martial arts all year round.
Niu Niu shrugged, found his scattered clothes by the bed and put them on. Before going out, he held An Bo's face and chewed it like dog food, and then took the key and went out.
He and Amber did not return to Scarlet Castle. After all, the defense work in the Gray Desert has not been completed. They are now on the surface of Sin Castle, in a restored dwarf neighborhood. There are not many players here, and they are crusading. After marrying their father, most of the players went to Sui Cinema to have fun, and some of them went back to Transia to find their sweethearts.
However, Niu Niu and his family were all resting in the Castle of Sin, so when he went out in the morning, he saw his old man waving his flying light war spear in an open space not far away to practice the Liuhe big spear. The war spear was thrown out like a tiger. Feng, Niu Niu couldn't help but shrink his neck when he saw it.
Since my old man entered the game, his martial arts skills have really become more and more sophisticated.
Either way, someone who has practiced martial arts all his life is much better than the young man Ye Luzi.
Grandpa Niu has created a series of glorious achievements among players. He is the fastest player to break through black iron and the fastest player to break through silver. Now there is a high probability that he will also become the fastest player to break through gold.
Someone who did something good even gave Mr. Niu a nickname, "Gun Fist".
However, in this world, there are only wrong names and not wrong nicknames. Although Niu Daxia has not been in Transia for a long time, he has indeed left his own chivalrous legends in various places. The heroes of the blockade gathered together all day long to strengthen their strength and perform chivalrous acts.
These guys have almost become the folk incarnation of the two professions of tribune and constable in Transia. They have even been awarded by the Consul Miriam for solving several murder cases.
In short, in today's Transia, Mr. Niu is also a big and small figure.
However, when he saw his grandson sneaking closer, Mr. Niu, who was still in a good mood, immediately put away his gun and snorted coldly. He picked up the purple clay pot with tea on the table next to him, glanced at Niu Niu, and said coldly:
"How can a martial arts practitioner be so immersed in pleasure? Hanging out with An Bo all day long, I don't think you want any of your energy anymore!"
"Didn't we all agree? You don't care about the matter between me and Anbo. I will practice martial arts at our house and inherit the family business. Anyway, now I have a physical body here and I can have children here."
Newton retorted:
"What? Why is the child An Bo will give birth to in the future not your grandson? If you do this again, don't blame me for rebelling against Tiangang!"
"Hey, the little calf has got a bad temper, come on, come on! Give me a try! See if I don't break your legs!"
Old Niutou took a sip of tea, then set up a battle formation and invited his grandson to come and practice his skills. As a result, the two of them had just played a few rounds when they saw Sister Pomegranate strolling over from a short distance with her kitten.
Looking at Brother Cat's yawning look, you can tell that he probably had a bad day last night.
"Why did you get the shot so early in the morning?"
The radiant Sister Pomegranate came over and patted the table and said:
"As soon as the family met, they got into trouble and made jokes to outsiders, saying that our Niu family didn't understand etiquette! Why can't you, the old and the young, learn to speak kindly?
I said, have you seen the information just released?
It's going to be shut down for maintenance soon. There are still three days left. Let's go to the west of Callum. I heard that there is a Zen monastery of the Yunlan monastery there. Teacher Li and Master Yang set off last night. Let's hurry up. Can still catch up. "
"Well, I'm not going. I plan to stay with An Bo. You go ahead."
Niu Niu immediately expressed his withdrawal, but Sister Shiliu glanced at her with disdain and said:
"You start falling in love with your daughter as soon as you have some momentum, it's a useless thing!"
These words made Niu Niu furious.
But considering that he couldn't beat the elder sister, he could only endure it in a cowardly manner, but then he heard Brother Cat say:
"I told Shiliu that the five days of downtime for maintenance cannot be wasted. Why don't the two families find a place to go on vacation together, also get in touch with each other, and invite Teacher Li to join us. Summer vacation is about to begin, and there should be no problems on his side. Not big.”
"OK."
Mr. Niu was very satisfied with his grandson-in-law, so he waved his hand generously and said:
"You guys choose a place. I also want to meet my father-in-law. If you want to go to the ancient country of Callum, you have to cross the gray desert. There are only three days left in the long journey. How about leaving now? I heard that the Yunlan Order The monks each have wonderful magic and magical powers, and I have long wanted to see them."
"Then let's go!"
Sister Pomegranate waved her hand and said:
"Mrs. Shui booked an airship and it will arrive at the Sin Castle in 20 minutes. We will go there together and pick up Teacher Li and Master Yang on the way. They rode over there saying they wanted to experience the desert style. But if you really walk on four legs, you will have years of monkeys and horses.”
The family happily decided on the remaining three days of the journey, which made Niu Niu extremely depressed, feeling as if he had been excluded from the family.
But he was really reluctant to leave Anbo for eight days, especially after eating the delicious forbidden fruit, when the two young men were in a state of inseparable love. Speaking of which, Anbo can basically be regarded as Niu Niu's first love. From this perspective, it is difficult to blame Niu Niu for not living up to expectations.
He sent the family to the airship station, and then watched them board the airship talking and laughing, and followed the Silver Moon Group to play in the West of Calum.
It was a bit lonely at first, but soon Niu Niu became happy. Now no one cares about it, and he can play as he pleases for the remaining three days, and he is now excluded and very lonely. No, he must get the fragrant and soft Ambo Hugpa. Sticking is good!
He walked back toward the room briskly, but when he reached the corner halfway, a stone hit his feet.
Niu Niu turned around in surprise, only to see a guy beyond his imagination leaning against the wall of the burned dwarf ruins not far away, holding a wine bottle in his hand and waving to Niu Niu.
"Why did you come in too?"
Niu Niu looked at the guy in front of him in astonishment, but was glared at and scolded:
"There are no rules! Is this how you talk to your elders?"
"Uh, okay, second uncle."
Niu Niu shouted helplessly, making Niu Haicheng across from him nodded with satisfaction.
This guy wore a black leather armor and an eyepatch to cover his eyes. He made his hair into a bun like that of ancient people, and gave himself the ID name "The Poisonous Hand Evil Lord". This style is really cool. It fits his style of doing things very well.
However, Pomegranate's strength has just surpassed that of Kurogane, which means that this guy shouldn't have been in the game for a long time. He probably only entered in the past few days.
"Second uncle, how did you get the helmet?"
Niu Niu asked curiously, Niu Haicheng shrugged, took a sip of wine and said:
"What's that look in your eyes when I'm ordered to do something? What? I can't serve the country because I have a criminal record? You guys really got carried away with the game, and you really don't care about reality.
I can't tell you more about the specific situation, but I'm just telling you that your second uncle has reformed his evil ways and is here to see you. From now on, we, uncle and nephew, will be able to get to know each other, and we can discuss anything in private.
in addition"
Niu Haicheng looked around and glanced at Niu Niu. The latter immediately approached his second uncle and heard him whisper:
"Don't be playful here, learn something hard, understand? You might need it in the future!"
"ah?"
Niu Niu was really stunned now.
He couldn't understand what the second uncle wanted to express mysteriously, but Niu Haicheng didn't bother to explain to this ignorant young man, so he turned around and left.
But after taking a few steps, he turned back and said rather embarrassedly:
"Um. Do you have any unused weapons or protective gear in your hand? Share some secrets with me. I just came here yesterday and I'm too lazy to do quests and make dungeons. You can spread it out for me and give me some pointers. I’ll show you the way and I’ll protect you when your second uncle becomes awesome.”
"What? I just came here yesterday, and I'm dead today? Damn it! You geniuses really don't leave a way for people to survive!"
Niu Niu took out his old equipment from his pocket and complained:
"With such a quick breakthrough, I guess you may have been looking for monsters all the way to fight them, and you didn't do any guiding tasks at all. Okay! As expected of you, second uncle, a pair of iron fists speaks for itself.
Monks from other sects with your style are not very suitable for you. Why not go to the Songhai Empire to find the Death Calling Sect under the Dead Moon Church? The monks there all follow the path of assassins who can kill with one hit. They are ruthless and have soul-inducing vibrations. A method of instant death warfare.
They're all assassins in the desert running illegal businesses, which feels like a perfect fit for your look. "
"Well, Songhai Empire, right? Okay, I'll give it a try. Thanks, Xiaochuan. Our green mountains will not change, and our green waters will always flow. See you another day!"
Niu Haicheng was not polite. He packed up a lot of protective equipment and weapons that Niu Niu had given him, and took some medicine. He bowed his hands and went to the airship station to prepare for the Songhai Empire.
Niu Niu always felt that what his second uncle said just now had some profound meaning, but he couldn't quite understand it, so he decided to go to Anbo to discuss it. As a result, he rolled into bed without saying a few words when they met, and he didn't go out to eat until the afternoon. Niu Haicheng's instructions were completely forgotten.
However, with Niu Niu's current strength and being among the best among players, it proves that he has indeed been transformed during his journey to another world. To be honest, he doesn't really need to study something that is inconsistent with his style.
Just like that, three days passed by in a flash.
Ten minutes before the server update was about to be stopped, Niu Niu and Anbo were still going to the deserted hills outside the Sin Castle to watch the sunset. Others were also preparing to end their closed beta careers in their own ways.
"I said, where's that stupid giant shark?"
In the Shadow House Tavern in Sui Cinema, the members of the Big Bird Group who had been playing for several days gathered here with haggard faces. Everyone, including Lao Qu, had a look of "drinking and sex harming the body". Dog pose.
Brother Miao Miao was even more unbearable, mumbling and talking, and occasionally stuffing strange potions into his mouth.
This guy has been playing crazy these days.
It is said that he has finished writing the "Elf Chapter" of his masterpiece "Appreciation of Other World Customs". In order to "collect materials from the field", Miao Miao has suffered a lot. If it weren't for the vitality of the Oak Father protecting him, he would have died suddenly due to his madness these past few days.
When Yan Sang heard Yan Sang's question, Lao Qu, who had the keenest sense, curled his lips, pointed to the top of his head, and said:
"Listen carefully and you will know what the giant shark is doing."
"ah?"
Yan Sang blinked. How could a mechanic like him have such strong perception? He could only release a drone and fly to the third floor.
As a result, I took a look through the window and saw that Jusha was playing something "weird" with the proprietress that belonged to the entertainment category of Shadow Elf. Yan Sang was very interested in watching it, but after a few seconds, the drone screen went black.
Ms. Rose reminds you again that the World Web is not an illegal place.
"Meow meow, let's go wash our feet together after we log off."
Brother Heishi asked with a teasing look on his face. When Brother Mingmiao heard the word "wash feet", he immediately shook his body, waved his hands and shook his head and said:
"No, no, I have to take care of my health these days. I won't go anywhere for these five days. I will just have a good rest at home. You guys, please don't disturb me. Don't mess with my mind."
"Because you are vain!"
Jie Chong revealed the truth mercilessly. He complained:
"The way you play, if you can survive ten years in Transia, you are considered great. Damn it, I'm not telling you. Brother Miao Miao, please restrain yourself. No matter how much vitality Father Oak gives you, I can't withstand you. Such a disaster."
"I think so too, but those elf girls are so awesome."
Brother Miao Miao said with a bitter face:
"I thought I was the sponsor when I stepped on the horse. But I found out last night that the combined wealth of the two rich women could have bought me ten times. As a 'God Killer', I worked hard to get the alien." Realm entity, finally came to Sui Cinema to act as a duck for the rich shadow elves.
I blanch!
I asked them why they were so proactive and so good at playing. I spent my whole life playing sparrows, but in the end I was pecked in the eye by a kite.
Horse riding!
I have been hurt by alcohol and sex and have become haggard. Starting today, I will quit sex! "
"For the sake of your waist, you'd better keep your word."
Sanwudou, who looked the best, snorted, glanced at the countdown to three minutes on the player interface, took the initiative to pick up the wine glass and said to the others:
"Come on, let's have a drink, brothers. See you in five days for the open beta!"
"Okay, okay, have a drink."
The brothers of the Big Bird Group stood up and toasted goodbye. Although everyone is still in Mew Miao's studio in name, they actually have their own careers and lives, and the time they meet offline is also shorter, but after five There is a good chance that we can get together in a few days.
And as time passed by, after everyone found their own rooms and lay down, the offline light covered their eyes. Then they took off their helmets when they woke up from the dream, and moved their bodies back to the real world.
The giant shark is an unlucky guy.
After he woke up, he looked at his holy spear with a speechless expression. There was something wrong with the countdown to the horse riding time, and he couldn't let the boss lady get what he wanted at the last moment, but it didn't matter, as he could continue in five days.
This guy jumped up, wore shorts and came to the living room to make himself health tea. He also hummed a weird Cantonese opera. Then he picked up his beloved bracelet and turned on the TV to kill some time. He planned to go there in the evening. Let's have some delicious soup at my dad's place, and by the way, I'll trick my dad into applying for a helmet. It's better for father and son to go out together and make a living, than for my dad to play mahjong all day long, which costs money and hurts his body.
The most important thing is that what happened to Lao Qin proved something. Although Ju Shark was unreliable, he was still a filial child. After his mother left early, he hoped that his father could accompany him throughout his life. As for Those mistresses that my father kept outside, the giant shark just pretended that it never happened.
Dad has worked hard all his life to save his family fortune. Let him enjoy it when he gets old.
The relationship between father and son is actually very delicate. Although Jusha has moved out and lives by himself, as long as his father dares to cross that line, Jusha's temper will definitely bring chaos to the family.
The giant shark was thinking about things, but as soon as he turned on the TV and watched the news playing on it, he spit out the tea in his mouth.
Watching the news broadcast on TV in front of him in astonishment about the disclosure of the progress of the "Second Life" project and the advertisement of Alpha Company, especially when he saw Mrs. Shani, the publicity ambassador of Alpha Company, in a palace dress, open her hands and say the line "There is no need to say more in the future, technology will speak for itself", the giant shark could not hold back at all.
He picked up his mobile phone with the boss lady's head portrait on it and dialed a number. After Niu Niu answered the call, the crazy guy shouted:
"What the hell, what are you doing? Turn on the TV! Mr. Murphy is on the news."
"What?"
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