My Master Disconnected Yet Again

Panda Novel

“Mushroom happens to be the first demon to start practicing cultivation, when it reaches the tenth-level, let it leave the mountain to spread the Dao like the other disciples!”

Fatty faltered for a moment, seeming slightly hesitant, but still nodded in the end. “Yes, Master!” His entire being became slightly deflated and listless.

“Mm.” Lonemoon nodded and turned around, intending to return to the divine realm when two despising gaze landed on him together.

“Why are you two looking at me like that?” Lonemoon glared at a certain pair of master and disciple.

The two kept silent for a moment, then turned towards Fatty at the same time, leaving him their back views for him to figure it out himself!

“Fatty, Mushroom has yet to recover from its injury, you should follow along if it’s going down the mountain.”

“Master is right, come back together after you are done spreading the Dao.”

“Yes! I got it.” Fatty’s eyes lit up instantly, his entire body became rounded.

“Why does he have to go with Mushroom?” Lonemoon faltered and questioned instinctively. “It’s not like he’s… umph umph umph!”

Before he could finish, Shen Ying and Yi Qing covered up his mouth. “We’re going, we’re going, bye Fatty!” With that said, they directly dragged a certain person all the way back to the divine realm.

“F*ck! What are you two doing?” Rebelling huh, little rascals!

“Father Niu.” Shen Ying said in a rare, serious manner. “You will be forever alone if you’re like this, do you know that?”

“Scram!” Lonemoon rolled his eyes at him. “Why are you cursing me out of the blue, besides, what has this got to do with Fatty…” He paused midway, seeming as if he’d been enlightened about something as his eyes widened abruptly. “Damn, Fatty and… Mushroom! No way?”

“If not, why would Fatty be so kind and earnest to teach Mushroom about cultivation?” Yi Qing added.

Lonemoon was stunned, then belatedly realized that… seemed to be the case. He then commented with an appalled look, “Mushroom… has such a strong taste?” It actually took a fancy to Fatty!

“…”

Was there something wrong with this logic? Just how much do you despise Fatty?

“Wait!” Lonemoon was shocked. “Then what will happen to Rabbit?”

Yi Qing: “…”

Shen Ying: “…”

Why did they feel like there was the sound of a train going past, those single trip ones.

“Anyway…” Lonemoon had completely no self-awareness that he had shipped two males together and scanned the master and disciple. “How did you two manage to tell?” Forget about Shen Ying, since she often has a screw loose. But Chef, this million-year dense man could actually figure it out too?

Both of them exchanged a look, then replied in unison, “We are experienced!”

Lonemoon: “…”

Go to hell with your romantic show-off!

What’s wrong with being single? Did the single man provoke you, offend you two.

The three of them were chatting when a beep suddenly sounded from Shen Ying’s direction, a red light suddenly lit up on the wristband around her hand. She reached out and drew across, a lighted screen immediately leaped up, with the symbol of an envelope flashing on it.

“What’s this?” asked Lonemoon.

“A friend.” She replied.

Both Lonemoon and Yi Qing were stunned, Shen Ying still has friends whom they did not know?

She tapped on that symbol, it popped and an unfamiliar male voice sounded in the next second.

[Little Ying, regarding the matter that you mentioned, I’ve never heard of it too. I asked a few friends for you, they’re not too sure either. If nothing else works, go to the committee to check their materials, otherwise…] Some traces of a smile could be heard in the voice, [you can only ask your sister, don’t worry, I will intercede on your behalf.]

The voice broke off in the next second, but the familiarity in it was apparent, seems like it was really a friend she hadn’t seen in a long time.

“Master, this is…” Yi Qing could not help but speak up, for some reason, some panic had rose in his heart.

“The person who was speaking is from another plane right?” Lonemoon also questioned, “What did you get him to investigate?”

“Nothing much.” Shen Ying closed the lighted screen and sprawled back in the chair, before answering. “Didn’t that someone… mention some monitor previously? I was curious, so I asked my friend about it.”

The two then recalled Yu Heng from the Big Dao Organization previously had indeed said that Shen Ying was some monitor. They were too occupied with fighting and did not care much about it but now that they thought back, he seemed to be extremely fearful of that then.

Lonemoon suddenly remembered that Shen Ying had mentioned a while back that she felt some changes that even she herself did not know after she woke up from her dormancy. Could it be related to this. His heart sank and he instantly felt a little nervous.

“Pity, no one has heard of it.” Shen Ying felt for and took out a fruit, habitually nibbling on it.

“Are no other ways?” Lonemoon asked, he kept having this feeling that after making clear of this, they would be able to find the reason for the change in Shen Ying’s body. “What about the checking of information that the person mentioned?”

“It’s the materials of the administrative committee!”

“Administrative committee?!” Lonemoon and Yi Qing exchanged a look, this was the second time they were hearing Shen Ying mention this. “Didn’t you say that was some unreliable, unrestricted organization? Why would they still have materials to check?”

“The administrative committee has a materials room.” Shen Ying explained with her head cocked to one side. “It was built when everyone was too bored from idling, a record of any big happenings in the respective planes will be handed to the materials room for a copy to be saved, so as to make it convenient for other managers who encountered the same situation to refer to.”

Summarize their experience, this was a good idea, seems like this administrative committee wasn’t that unreliable.

“Oh yes!” She recalled something and added, “Father Niu, when I hacked your network in the past, it was to upload these documents.”

“…” Son of a b*tch! Shameless wi-fi squatter!

“Then Master, are we setting off to anywhere now?” Yi Qing asked.

“Not now, we’ll see about it later!”

“What are we waiting for?” Lonemoon glanced at her. Shouldn’t such an investigation be done fast, the faster the better?

“Wait for my sister to leave!” Shen Ying said in all seriousness, “I’ve already notified an assistant classmate from my batch and found out where my sister happens to be. After she leaves, they will give me a signal and we’ll go then.”

Lonemoon: “…”

Yi Qing: “…”

Though it was very cowardly, but… why do they oddly want to give her a thumbs-up for her rare act of having forethought? It’s been so many years, this Cheater Ying is finally reliable for once.

Hence, the trio very obediently remained in the divine realm for a good half of the day. Midway through they even had lunch, drank some afternoon tea and had some pastries.

Shen Ying’s wristband beeped again and this time on the lighted screen was lots of exploding fireworks, coupled with music as festive as the new year celebrations.

“Alright the signal is here!” Shen Ying then stood up and drew open a plane gate with an outstretched hand. “Let’s go!’

“…” What’s with this sudden illusion that they were heading to a rendezvous with another underground gang?

Lonemoon and Yi Qing wore looked like they couldn’t express themselves in a few words as they followed Shen Ying through the plane gate.

They felt the scenery in front of them switch and they’d arrived in a pure white space in the next second. Nothing in the surroundings, just a sea of white.