My Master Disconnected Yet Again

Panda Novel

Though many of the students were truly here to learn, but more were there to check out the situation, including some who wanted to rescue the 12 leaders. Of course, majority was there to watch the fun.

Lonemoon did not care so much, since they were here, then don’t dream of leaving.

Lonemoon got Hong Meng to expand the field by another 10 times, then set up multiple array formations outside it, trapping all the people of the divine races who came inside. Giving it the fine-sounding name of confined-style education.

They had the students and the venue, the next thing was to officially begin teaching. Lonemoon then thought of a major problem, these people… have no foundation. Not that they had no foundation in cultivation, but not even having the foundation of a basic language. And due to the influence of the aura of Chaos, even their ability to comprehend might prove problematic.

For this matter, the few of them had an education committee meeting.

These people very obviously had to be taught from the basics of learning to read, but the key was, who would teach them?

“I feel that the level and method of teaching in our previous world is still more superb.” Lonemoon glanced at Shen Ying and said, “Shen Ying, I’ve forgotten most of the stuff after having learned it a few hundred years back, why don’t you teach it?”

“Huh?” Shen Ying who was suddenly called out was taken aback. “We did not learn the same system, you sure you want me to teach?”

“…”

F*ck! He’d almost forgotten that she’d merely stayed for a short while on Earth and had even retained a year in primary school.

“Then what do we do? Chef, you do it?”

“I don’t remember much about the things of initiation either.” Chef shook his head.

Lonemoon could only look towards Hong Meng.

“It’s been an even longer time for me.” He hurriedly waved his hand.

While Fatty raised his hand weakly at a side. “Master…”

“Why, you want to teach?”

“No no no.” Fatty shook his head and said, “I just wanted to say, what about… Brother Rabbit?”

Lonemoon: “…”

Yi Qing: “…”

Shen Ying: “…”

Lonemoon stood up and dropped a pat onto Fatty’s shoulder, saying, “Fatty, after so long, you’ve finally said something that sounds humane!”

“…” Was Master praising him, or scolding him?

Lonemoon did not delay things and went directly to the other plane, entered the little world that they were in previously and went to the Southern Land, appearing before the Rabbit who was happily chewing on a carrot in the Demon Monarch Palace.

Rabbit’s paw trembled as it almost fell off the throne. “G… Gre… Great Great Great Immortal, why are you…”

Before it could finish, Lonemoon took a grab of its ears at the top of its head and said in all seriousness, “Rabbit, I’m now giving you a chance to ascend to immortality… oh no, a chance to become a God, do you want it?”

“Huh… Huh!”

Thud! This time, Rabbit really fell.

Was he hearing things just now?

(゚Д゚≡゚Д゚)

It was dazed for a long time before nodding stiffly. “Yes… I do, but…” It was only a rabbit, immortal ascension was already an extravagant wish, not to mention becoming a god.

“As long as you want it, let’s go!” Lonemoon did not waste anymore time speaking to it and left after picking up Rabbit.

Rabbit was wholly confused, by the time it came back to his senses, he was already thrown before a bunch of unfamiliar animals, there were so many of them that Rabbit couldn’t see the end of them. They were even radiating divine suppression that made it tremble with fear. Rabbit’s legs turned to jelly, if it wasn’t for Lonemoon’s hold on it, he would have become a puddle on the ground.

All of them were of di… divine… divine race! Has it arrived in the Divine World?

(⊙_⊙)

Rabbit wanted to pass out for a moment.

But obviously Lonemoon did not give it the chance to, as he shoved a book into its hands. “Here, this is your teaching material. For now, you just need to teach them to read.”

“Huh?” Rabbit was still dumbfounded. Read? The divine race? Him? “Great… Great Immortal, no no, Great God! I’m merely a rabbit?”

“Why? You can’t read?”

“I can!” But this isn’t just the problem of being able to read or not? Besides, why can’t the divine race read?

“That works then, I’ll leave them to you, Rabbit.” Lonemoon patted his shoulder and directly flew with Rabbit up to a teaching podium high in the air. He even set up a few layers of array formations for it, Rabbit felt the divine suppression weighing heavily on it disappear at once.

When he came back to his senses, Lonemoon was already gone, leaving it, a little Rabbit, high up on the podium, with a sea of black beneath, an endless army of the divine race.

Rabbit’s legs began to tremble again, was this some final test that Great Immortal had set for it? But since it was already here, it could only grit its teeth and do it. Flipping open that book with his trembling hands for a look, sure enough, it was a book on enlightenment, simple to understand and even came with illustrations.

He wiped the sweat on his forehead and with a grit of his teeth, turned and sat onto the futon. Almost instantly, an array formation beneath its feet was activated. A faint shadow of it appeared in the sky immediately, that shadow was very wide and almost covered the entire field, appearing clearly before the students of the various races.

The various races who had never seen such modern technology were taken aback and quietened down at once as they looked up at the shadow in the sky, astonishment shown all over their faces.

At the same time, Rabbit’s voice also clearly sounded by their ears.

Rabbit flipped open the book in its hand, instantly, the contents of the book also appeared in the sky, like a PPT ¹ .

“Cough! Now, let us begin the lesson.” Rabbit officially started his career in enlightenment teaching.

Hence, since then, Purple Night Palace would often hear ‘Goose, goose, goose, Neck bent, it sings towards the sky’… ‘Lush grass on the plain’ and similar sounds occasionally.

Rabbit was slightly afraid at first, after all, it was a crowd of divine race before him, while he was merely an ordinary Rabbit that just rose to the twelfth level and got in by the back door. It was natural to be afraid under the suppression of the various races. But slowly… he got used to it.

╮(╯▽╰)╭

And it not only teaching, sometimes it would even motivate everyone to read along.

The divine races beneath, with curiosity and interest in this novelty, paid attention and learned from Rabbit for a few days. But after some time and realizing that it was just dull lessons of learning to read everyday, they became slightly annoyed and impatient, even tempted to rush out of the array formation. They were originally used to being wild and had never been subjected to restraints. Add that to their tough nature, naturally their tempers wouldn’t be too good. Otherwise they wouldn’t be fighting at the drop of every hat and causing chaos in the world.

After failing to rush out of the array formation, these divine races began to direct their anger at Rabbit on the podium. They wanted to capture him as a hostage, but were sadly injured by the array formations at the top.

Since Lonemoon could put Rabbit here with no worries, he’d naturally thought of methods to cope. Seeing the field in chaos after a mere few days, Lonemoon released the Discipline Master – Chef. With regards to this bunch of thorny students, there was only one effective method -give them a good beating up.

Hence, after everyone was beaten up once, the entire educating field resumed its order.

Chef would also patrol the field with a sword at odd timings daily, if he found anyone misbehaving, he’d strike directly with his sword. Anyway the divine race had rough skin and flesh, even if it was Chef that struck and injured them, they would recover after a few… years.