My magic weapons are all rule-based
Chapter 676: Trial of the Shuan Pill
"Huh~? Really?" Lu Xiangjun's eyebrows tilted, and she became interested.
Xu Shan would definitely not use anything to harm him. As the pill was so big, the effect must be extraordinary.
But this method of use was really a bit difficult.
If no one knew, he would dare to try it a little, but Xu Shan took the initiative to say that he would never dare to think about it.
How could such a private matter be known to others?
But now Xu Shan said he dared to try it...
"Really? I don't believe it."
Xu Shan snorted: "Why don't you believe it? If this thing is successfully verified, the atmosphere in the cultivation world will change! Standing at the forefront of history, don't you feel excited?"
"Excited? I feel disgusting! If he is beaten to death, won't the elixir leak out? It's like shitting sheep dung, and he can't even get a clean body after death..."
"Stop talking nonsense, then are you going to try it?"
"Try! Of course!" Lu Xiangjun raised her voice and looked at Xu Shan furtively, "If you try, I will try it. You try first and then I try, how about it?"
"Okay!" Xu Shan slammed the table, heroically, "I will try it now, and you can try it after I try it. Don't blame me!"
"Whoever blames is a cuckold. You try it, and I will watch you try it now!" Lu Xiangjun smiled evilly.
Tsk tsk tsk tsk, Junior Brother is also a well-known figure. Today, I want to see how he makes a fool of himself.
Just thinking this, Xu Shan took out a pill and walked towards the grove not far away, and before leaving, he did not forget to ask: "Don't peek."
"Hey! If you hide it, who can prove that you used it?" Lu Xiangjun stood up and said vigilantly.
"Such a big one, after I use it, I can feel it out through my belly! You want to see everything, do you have a sense of public morality!"
"That's true..."
Lu Xiangjun sat down angrily, crossed her legs and looked at Xu Shan's back.
She looked calm on the surface, but she couldn't help but feel nervous in her heart.
This guy...isn't he really going to try it? He doesn't seem to have any shame, so it's not surprising that he does such a thing.
If he really stuffed it in, can I still stuff it in with him?
Is it my fault...No, if I really blame my junior brother for forcing me, then what I stuffed in might not be a pill.
Forget it!
If he dares to stuff it in, what can I, as his senior brother, not dare to stuff it in? It's just a pill, and it's not bad in nature.
At worst, we will all be embarrassed together.
Not long after, Xu Shan returned from the grove, his old face flushed.
Lu Xiangjun looked stupid: "No... did you really stuff it in?"
"Touch it yourself! I, Xu Shan, am a man of my word!"
Xu Shan lifted his robe, and Lu Xiangjun blinked and pressed it twice.
There was indeed a hard object in his stomach, and its shape was basically the same as that of the pill.
He took a while to come back to his senses, and murmured: "Fuck... Don't you feel pain? This will burst..."
"I almost passed out, it was really fatal."
Xu Shan put down his robe and rubbed his stomach.
Well... this pill staying in the stomach does not affect the action.
It was a bit uncomfortable at first, and there were other defects if the method of use was improper....
"Hey, hey, hey, stop looking, it's your turn."
"Ah?" Lu Xiangjun looked at Xu Shan with a dull look.
Xu Shan glared and smiled grimly: "What? If you dare to deny it, I will do it myself. What are you afraid of? Only we know about this."
Lu Xiangjun glanced at Xu Shan twice, her expression slightly ferocious.
After hesitating for a moment, she gritted her teeth and picked up the pill and walked towards the house.
Damn it, I'll do it!
"Where are you going?" Xu Shan asked.
"I'll go back to the house and try it. There are people coming and going outside. It's not good to be seen by others."
After hearing this, Xu Shan sat back on the stool and rubbed his neck.
....
The door was pushed open, and Lu Xiangjun walked into the house with a solemn expression.
Jin Yangqiu was still leaning back on the recliner in a trance. When he saw him come back, he asked: "Did your junior brother give you the skills?"
"Ah, I'll go back and study it."
After saying this lightly, Lu Xiangjun turned and walked towards the living room.
Hiss~
Jin Yangqiu sat up straight, stroked his long beard, and was happy.
Unusual, extraordinary!
Xu Shan controlled the beast with one move.
His expression was obviously much more serious, not as frivolous as before.
It might also be because he got the sixth-grade earth-level technique.
That's right... the sixth-grade earth-level technique, how many people in the world have the opportunity to learn such a technique.
I think the technique I practiced was only the Xuan-level technique, and this beast finally knew how to make progress with the treasure in hand.
Jin Yangqiu leaned back in his chair with satisfaction.
But just as he lay down, he sat up again with a thought.
No, I still have to watch him... This beast has been practicing since he was a child, and he has been training with his personal guidance.
Although I am old, I am more than enough to guide him now.
The technique is obscure and difficult to understand, and he may not be able to understand one or two.
While he is still passionate, I have to guide him quickly.
Otherwise, with his temper, he will immediately become lax when he encounters something he doesn't understand.
By then, even if it is the top sixth-grade earth-level technique, he may not be willing to pick it up and practice it again!
After thinking it over again and again, Jin Yangqiu stood up and walked to instruct Lu Xiangjun.
In just a few steps, Jin Yangqiu had already reached the door.
Just as he was about to push the door, he was startled.
Locked?
Strange!
The small doors of each room in this house are locked, but they only serve a decorative purpose.
No one usually uses it, after all, all the people living here are cultivators.
This defense is equivalent to non-existent.
The traitor didn't have the habit of locking the door before, why did he lock it today?
Jin Yangqiu stroked his long beard again and had the answer.
Locking the door shows that he is in seclusion to study!
His eldest disciple has a sense of ritual when it comes to cultivation!
Jin Yangqiu smiled again.
Just a slight movement of his finger, the door lock was opened.
The door slowly opened, and Jin Yangqiu's eyes followed the gap.
A giant peach came into view.
The owner of the peach was trying to plant the peach into the fruit stalk...
In an instant, Jin Yangqiu's eyes were bloodshot.
"Fuck..."
A powerful force that covered the sky and the earth suddenly attacked from behind him!
Jin Yangqiu's eyes went dark and he fell into a deep coma.
Xu Shan was sweating profusely, dragging Jin Yangqiu and throwing him back to the recliner in the living room.
Damn, his spiritual consciousness was not released, but fortunately his body was extremely sensitive and he noticed the situation inside the room from outside.
Otherwise, the old man would have seen what Lu Xiangjun did and would have suffered a cerebral hemorrhage from anger.
Fortunately... Fortunately, I came in time and did not cause a big disaster.
However, Jin Yangqiu seemed to have seen some content, which was not a problem... Just fool around, after all, he is old.
Xu Shan settled Jin Yangqiu, and Lu Xiangjun walked out of the living room with her pants up with a red face.
Seeing Xu Shan cursing: "Why is the door open? Xu Shan, are you peeping at me!"
......
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