My little brothers are all big guys

After going home to bandage his wound and change his clothes, Ivan returned to the tavern.

At the door, a team of people were pulling several carts and unloading goods, all of which were food and fine wine.

Ivan walked into the tavern, and the shelves were already full of red wine and various types of white wine.

On the guest seats, there were barbecues, seafood, and fruits.

Shanks was already holding a bottle of wine and drinking. Seeing that Ivan's left hand was wrapped in gauze, he was very surprised: "Why are you still injured? Who can hurt you in the East China Sea?"

Ivan looked at him with contempt. I saved your arm. I really don't know if this guy lost his arm on purpose in the original play.

"I was careless and didn't dodge. I don't want to tell others about it."

Makino was counting the goods with a pen and paper, and said: "Ivan, there are too many bottles of wine. I will pay you after I count them clearly."

Ivan, the rich man, waved his hand generously: "It's nothing, just a small amount of money, just treat it as my deposit."

"How can I be so embarrassed? I still have to pay." Makino said.

Ivan said: "We are all neighbors. When I'm not around, you just take care of Perona and Ace."

Okay, this, after a moment of hesitation, Makino agreed. She knew that Ivan was not short of money, and she didn't have that much cash to pay at the moment.

Shanks burped and said to everyone: "The banquet begins, let's drink."

Then he hugged Ivan's shoulders again: "Where did you buy this wine? It's really good. I heard that you also sent wine to Mihawk, why don't you send me some?"

This is really thick-skinned. Ivan said: "Too much, isn't there enough for you to drink today?"

"Hahaha." Shanks smiled embarrassedly.

"Where is the thing I want?" Ivan asked.

Makino took out a wooden box from the counter: "This is it, the captain asked me to keep it, saying that you want it."

Ivan opened it and took a look. It was indeed the rubber fruit, so he asked Makino to put it back temporarily.

Then he completely let himself go, picked up the bottle and clinked it with Shanks: "Drink, drink, hey, Red Hair Pirates, are there any musicians?"

"Drinking without music, the atmosphere is not right."

Musicians Benck Punch, Mengshida (Monkey), the musicians of the Red Hair Pirates stood up.

Said: "Then I will show my ugliness."

"Okay." Everyone immediately gave him a round of applause.

The music, joyful conversations, and clinking of bottles in the tavern spread far and wide.

At night, most of the Red Hair Group were drunk, and Ivan was also drunk, holding the rubber fruit and wanted to leave.

Looking at the messy tavern, he said to Makino, who was serving throughout the whole process: "These drunks will trouble you. If they get drunk, just beat them up."

Makino didn't know how to respond, and advised: "You also drank a lot of wine, be careful on the way back."

"Don't worry, you can drink a thousand cups without getting drunk."

With a little drifting in his mind, Ivan's body swayed and walked away.

"Don't, don't leave, the party is not over yet."

Shanks, who was lying on the table, suddenly raised his head, stretched out his hand, and shouted to Ivan.

After Ivan left, Beckman, the deputy captain of the Red Hair Group, and Jesus, the sniper, walked out of the tavern to smoke.

Jesus said: "How can the boss have such a good relationship with him? Do you know?"

Beckman shook his head, thought for a moment, and commented: "I feel that they are not like a deal, but more like good friends who have known each other for many years."

Ivan walked home with a step that did not recognize his relatives, staggering all the way, and knocked on the door with his big hand.

It was Sabo who opened the door: "Brother, you are back, how much wine did you drink?"

As soon as Ivan entered the door, the smell of alcohol was everywhere.

There were a lot of snacks on the table, and Perona, Ace, and Luffy were all sitting around the table eating snacks.

Several people fanned the wind in disdain and asked Sabo to open the window. The smell of alcohol seemed to affect their appetite.

Ivan muttered in his heart that the little bastards had grown wings and actually disliked me.

He staggered over, and Sabo quickly supported him.

Ivan put the box on the table and said: "Luffy, do you want to eat something delicious?"

Delicious?

"Nissan, I want to eat." Luffy said.

Perona, Ace, and Sabo were also very curious about the box.

Luffy opened the box with anticipation, took out the devil fruit, and muttered: "What kind of fruit is this? I've never seen it before. It seems delicious."

Devil fruit!

What does this thing have to do with being delicious?

Yes!

Perona, Ace, and Sabo understood, but no one said anything, expecting Luffy to show an unpalatable expression.

But Luffy finished it in a few bites, tried to swallow the last bite, thought for a moment, and commented.

"Nisan, the fruit tastes strange, not as good as meat."

Ah, Luffy, it's you after all!

Ivan, Perona, Ace, and Sabo stared at each other, a little disappointed.

Perona exclaimed: "Tell me, what are your abilities."

Luffy's face was full of question marks???

Ivan smiled evilly and pinched Luffy's little face, slowly pulling it hard, and it really pulled out the effect of extending the elasticity of rubber.

"Haha, so interesting." The little devil Perona immediately touched Luffy's face.

She kept pulling his face, and then let go, letting the rubber skin bounce back, and she was simply enjoying it.

"Luffy has become a rubber man."

Ace and Sabo also joined in, constantly pulling Luffy's skin and arms, pulling them long, and then letting them go and bouncing back.

In short, Luffy has become a tool man, a toy man.

He protested loudly: "You, you are so hateful, don't play with my body."

"The protest is invalid." Perona announced directly.

Ivan's head was very dizzy, and he planned to take a shower and go to bed.

Anyway, King Luffy is already in place.

However, if he dares to shout about being a king in the future.

Ivan will let him know how "happy" it is to quit the king addiction, and why the flowers are so red.

After taking a hot bath, Ivan was sober and didn't want to sleep.

Sitting in his room in pajamas, he sighed.

How lonely and lonely a man who stays alone in an empty room is!

With a thought, he came to the table to write a letter. He didn't know if it would be useful, so he wrote it and sent it out first.

Content: Dear Robin, I am Ivan the Ignorant. I miss you very much and look forward to your forgiveness.

I miss your smiles and frowns, the way you concentrate on reading, every minute we spend together, and the adventures we have together.

The dog man is worried about whether you have a good meal every day, whether you have a good sleep, and whether you are in a good mood every day.

... A few hundred words are omitted.

Then, he started writing the second letter.

Content: Dear Hancock baby, Ivan's letter that misses you.

... A few hundred words are omitted.

The two letters, except for the different names of the recipients and the slight difference in the contents, are all the same.

In the past three years, Ivan the Ignorant has been playing both sides between Robin and Hancock, enjoying himself back and forth, thinking that he has hidden well and that he is very smart.

Later, it was exposed. The two women knew each other's existence and what Ivan the dog man had done.

He thought that Robin, who was smart, generous, sensible and steady, would understand him and accept him.

Unexpectedly, Robin told him.

When they first met, she never thought that they would be together because their worlds were too far apart.

After they were together, she thought that it was not surprising that a man like Ivan might have many women.

But as her love deepened, she found that she was selfish and wanted to have an exclusive love.

Those words made the shameless Ivan ashamed and speechless.

As for Hancock, it was simple. She cried and made a fuss, asking him if he could have other women instead of Robin?

Is it okay for her and him to get married and live together for the rest of their lives?

Hancock was also angry because she did not get an accurate answer from Ivan.

For more than half a year, the dog man Ivan had not met the two women and lived a monk's life.

Alas, after writing two letters, Ivan sighed again.

I lamented that I was not destined to be the protagonist. Why did others travel through time, become the protagonist, and have harems?

When facing women, the protagonists all have a halo of lowering intelligence, and the women are all crazy about them. They all love the protagonist to death, and dozens of women can get along well.

Ivan, who couldn't figure it out, stopped thinking about it. After getting drunk, he lay on the bed and fell asleep.