My immortal cultivation game has come true

Chapter 306 If I blow myself up again, will you still be able to laugh?

"I've met Taoist Master Taichu!"

"I've met Taoist Master Taichu!"

The smile on Maitreya Buddha's face was a little stiff, and Guanyin beside him looked very embarrassed.

When they showed their bodies just now, they subconsciously used some special effects according to Shimen's appearance. Who knew that Taoist Master Taichu was so disrespectful.

now.

After Qingwan saw Maitreya Buddha and Guanyin, she was extremely surprised. No wonder her master had been looking at the beams just now.

At the same time, she felt even more contempt for Shimen. She had been in the world of cultivation for many years, so she naturally knew the status of Maitreya Buddha and Guanyin in Shimen.

But I didn't expect that these two people would be so shameless. They had informed and begged for mercy before, but now they would do such a despicable thing as hiding on the beams.

"Hahaha, you are laughing so hard, you are laughing so hard. I originally thought that only petty thieves would go to the rafters, but I never thought that the Great Merciful and Compassionate Guanyin Bodhisattva would also go to the beams!"

Sun Wukong held his stomach and rolled on the ground, with a look of ridicule on his face.

Who among the entire Buddhist sect does he hate the most?

Apart from Tathagata who kept him under the Five Fingers Mountain for five hundred years, there was Guanyin who was extremely hypocritical and forced him to wear a golden hoop.

When he thought about how some time ago, he had successfully angered the monk Tang Xuanzang and kicked him out of the disciples, just when he thought he could be at ease from now on.

But he only flew halfway when he was intercepted by the Guanyin. He was beaten and a golden hoop was forcibly placed on his head.

Hear Monkey Sun laughing.

Xuanzang of the Tang Dynasty just realized what he was saying. He knelt on the ground with a bang and shouted loudly: "Disciple Xuanzang, kowtow to Maitreya Buddha and Guanyin Bodhisattva!"

"Hmph~" Sun Wukong glanced at Tang Xuanzang who was kneeling on the ground and snorted disdainfully.

Not to mention the drama between Tang Xuanzang and Maitreya Buddha.

This way.

Facing Tang Xuanzang's salute, Guanyin and Maitreya Buddha just nodded lightly, and then looked at Taoist Master Taichu.

"Taoist Taichu, you also know that the journey to the West is very important. I hope you can release Master Tang Xuanzang and his disciples, let them pass through the Black Wind Kingdom, and continue to go to the West to worship Buddha and seek scriptures!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva said quietly.

As soon as this statement came out.

"hehe!"

Xuan Qing squinted his eyes and looked up and down Guanyin, especially the tattered lotus platform under the opponent and the bamboo basket magic weapon in his hand.

"Guanyin, do you want to taste the fireworks in full bloom again?"

"you"

Guanyin was startled for a moment, then the memory of the last time appeared in his mind, and his body couldn't help but tremble.

aside.

Maitreya Buddha doesn't look very good either.

He came here with Guanyin Bodhisattva on this trip, with the intention of supporting the other party. As a result, Taoist Master Taichu turned out to be so disrespectful.

With this in mind, he was no longer polite. He didn't even address Taoist Master Taichu, but directly called him by his name.

"Taoist Xuanqing, you detained Tang Xuanzang in the Black Wind Kingdom. It will not do any good to the Taoist or Buddhist sects at all. Why do you do such an act that harms others and does not benefit yourself?" Maitreya Buddha said with a stiff smile.

However.

Xuan Qing hasn't spoken yet.

Monkey Sun jumped out again. He looked at Maitreya Buddha's stiff smiling face and mocked him again: "You fat monk, if you can't laugh, don't laugh. It's really ugly like this."

"Pfft~"

As soon as this statement came out.

Xuan Qing couldn't help but laugh out loud, and the look he looked at Sun Houhou became much kinder. For him, anyone who had nothing to do with Shimen was his Xuan's friend.

"You slutty monkey~"

Guanyin glanced at Maitreya Buddha, who had a stiffer face, and immediately explained: "The future Buddha Maitreya is a happy image for all living beings, eliminating suffering for all living beings. No matter what happens, this is the case."

Hear the words.

Maitreya nodded in agreement.

The way he cultivates is the way of joy and smile. No matter how bitter his heart is, his face is always happy and peaceful.

However, Xuan Qing's next words made Guanyin look even more embarrassed, and Maitreya Buddha's smile became stiffer.

"Buddha Maitreya, I didn't know that you were cultivating this joyful and smiling way, after enduring the self-destruction of a poor Taoist."

Xuan Qing raised his eyebrows, paused for a few seconds, and then said with interest:

"I wonder if you can still laugh?"

As soon as this statement came out.

Maitreya Buddha's mouth twitched slightly, touched his belly, then took a deep breath and said seriously:

"Taoist Xuanqing, I don't know how you can let Tang Xuanzang go to the west to get scriptures?"

After hearing this.

Xuan Qing did not speak, but looked at Maitreya Buddha with a smile, just like the expression on the other person's face.

to be honest.

He had already expected this day after his enemies with Guanyin and Shimen.

original.

Xuan Qing thought that if the other party said something soft, he would not necessarily embarrass the other party since not only the Shi sect, but also the Dao sect and his teacher were involved in the Journey to the West matter.

However, as soon as these two guys came up, they stood on the moral high ground and even used the general trend to suppress him. This made people very uncomfortable. As the saying goes, when asking for help, you must have the attitude of asking for help!

now.

Seeing the appearance of Taoist Xuanqing.

Both Avalokitesvara and Maitreya Buddha know in their hearts that this matter cannot be done with words alone, and some real price must be paid.

With this in mind.

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva said: "Tao Master Taichu, the poor monk did something wrong in what happened before, and the poor monk is willing to make compensation for this matter."

While talking.

She took out several light groups glowing with golden light from the bamboo basket in her hand.

As soon as the light group came out.

In an instant.

A holy thought of sentient beings permeated the entire imperial study. These light groups were actually condensed and condensed from incense, which was similar to the Qi Gathering Bead.

"These incense are ten times as much as the poor monk gave you before. Isn't it enough to represent the poor monk's sincerity?"

Guanyin looked confident and said calmly.

In her opinion, she had faced off against Taoist Xuanqing several times before, and although she had suffered losses in the end every time, she could solve the problem by paying some incense and faith.

This time, the incense he paid as compensation was ten times as much as before. Even if Taoist Xuanqing is a greedy person, he should be satisfied, right?

Unexpectedly, some things often do not go as planned.

"That's it?"

Xuan Qing then chuckled and shook his head.

The incense in the light group, if placed in the past, would indeed be a huge sum for him.

But for him, whose daily income has reached more than 600 million and close to 700 million, it is not worth mentioning. Even if it is thrown on the ground, he is too lazy to pick it up.

Fortunately, Guanyin still looked confident, as if these incense sticks were some kind of treasure.

That's it?

heard this

Guanyin frowned slightly, but she thought that the journey to the west was related to the great prosperity of Buddhism, and she was the person in charge of the entire journey to the west.

So she waved her right hand and took out several light groups again.

"Taoist Xuanqing, this is enough, right?" Guanyin Bodhisattva said in a deep voice.

Hear the words.

Xuanqing was speechless.

Think about it.

He muttered silently in his heart, "Exchange for 100 million incense!"

[Di-1E Yuanbao]

As the amount of Yuanbao decreased, countless gas-gathering beads appeared in his game backpack. Each gas-gathering bead contained rich and pure incense.

Huh~

With a wave of his right hand, Xuan Qing took out the 100 million incense sticks from the game backpack and piled them on the ground.

"Guanyin Bodhisattva, if you are short of incense, I can lend you some."

Suddenly.

Guanyin was stunned.

Maitreya Buddha was also stunned.

They looked at the other person's Qi Gathering Bead in the corner, feeling the rich and pure power of incense inside.

? ? ?

This, this, this?

Guanyin's face turned red with embarrassment, and she felt so embarrassed that she could dig out a Lingxiao Palace with her toes.

The other party casually took out hundreds of millions of incense, but he dug around and found more than 20 million, treating it as a treasure.

Comparing the two, she looked like a clown.

Under such circumstances.

finally.

The smile on Maitreya Buddha's face froze. Although it only changed for a moment, among the people in the Imperial Study Room, except for Tang Xuanzang, a mortal, who was not a person with a high level of cultivation? Everyone has captured this change.

A playful smile appeared on Xuanqing's face.

It seems that there is no need to use self-destruction on this Maitreya Buddha. Just being so humiliated has already made his face change. Tsk tsk

It’s no wonder Guanyin and Maitreya Buddha were so out of character.

To know.

Since the ancient war, the Shimen who established a Buddhist court has become the largest force in the entire three realms besides the heavenly court.

In the entire Three Realms, they are the only ones who bully others, and no one has ever bullied their Shimen.

This sudden role change makes it difficult to adapt to it for a while, which is really reasonable!

"Hoo~"

Guanyin took a deep breath and put all the light balls back into the bamboo basket. She did not continue to talk about the incense compensation, otherwise she would only be humiliating herself.

"Taoist Master Taichu, this poor monk has made a fool of himself. I don't know what to do, so you are willing to open up the Black Wind Kingdom and let Xuanzang of Tang Dynasty go west to obtain Buddhist scriptures?"

As the old saying goes, those who understand current affairs are heroes, or it can be said that people have to bow their heads under the eaves. Facing Xuanqing today, Guanyin has no choice but to compromise.

now.

Hearing Guanyin's compromising words.

Tang Xuanzang and Sun Wukong were shocked. They did not expect that the aloof Guanyin Bodhisattva would one day compromise.

Especially Tang Xuanzang, in his heart, Guanyin Bodhisattva, who was so kind and compassionate in rescuing people from disasters, could never do anything wrong, let alone compromise with a person.

"It seems that this Taichu Taoist... is a great man." Sun Wukong rolled his eyes and thought secretly in his heart.

After being suppressed for five hundred years, Sun Wukong has restrained his unruliness in his heart. He is no longer the unruly and complacent person he was before, who didn't understand anything and felt that the boss of the sky was superior to his second son, and even equal to the sky.

Today, Sun Wukong still has arrogance in his heart, but this arrogance has settled down a lot, and his whole person has become like a monkey.

now.

Xuan Qing pondered slightly.

Now he really doesn't know what requests he should make.

after all.

In the poor land of Journey to the West, even the top giants in the Buddhist sect, such as the past Buddha Lantern, the modern Buddha Tathagata, and the future Buddha Maitreya, have few magic weapons in their hands.

Don't mention anything else.

Just looking at this Maitreya Buddha, the cassock on his body is ordinary, and the copper coins in his hand and the human race bag around his waist can barely be seen, but they are not at the level of chaos, not even half a step of chaos level.

To put it bluntly, Shimen is too poor.

Xuan Qing thought for a long time and finally thought of something that he could barely appreciate.

"To be honest, there's not much you Shimen can do to Pindao, but what Guanyin did to Pindao before is impossible to expose without reason."

"In this way... Pindao will ask you for a person. If you are willing to hand this person over to Pindao, Pindao will no longer block the westward journey. If you don't give him,"

"Haha~" Xuan Qing sneered and said lightly: "As for the matter of obtaining the scriptures, you Shimen should wait until Jin Chanzi's eleventh life!"

Heard such words.

Guanyin's heart skipped a beat, and she had a vague premonition.

really.

What the other person said next made her feel bad.

"The person I want to beg is the Third Prince of Xihai, Ao Lie!"

Ao Lie?

"impossible!"

Guanyin's face suddenly changed, and she rejected the request without hesitation, "Anything else will do, but Ao Lie is destined to have the leg power during the journey to the west, how can I give it to you?"

For Shimen, if Ao Lie is really given away, the Journey to the West will not be able to continue, because Ao Lie is the person selected by heaven and earth to enter the tribulation, and he is also one of the protagonists in the tribulation.

Therefore, even if you give it to Ao Lie, you can't complete Journey to the West. If you don't give it to Ao Lie, you can wait a little longer, wait for Jin Chanzi's eleventh life, and there will still be a chance.

Under such circumstances, it is naturally clear what choice to make!

but.

Guanyin Bodhisattva quickly realized that since the other party had put forward conditions, it proved that the matter was negotiable.

The reason why I brought up Ao Lie's matter was probably because I wanted to retreat in order to make progress, deliberately making an excessive request, and after being rejected, I made a less excessive request, so that it would be easier to achieve its true goal.

With this in mind.

"Hoo~"

Guanyin suppressed the anger in her heart and said in a faint tone: "Taoist Xuanqing, you are a smart man, tell me your true intentions!"

Don't know why.

Guanyin Bodhisattva, who usually accepts everything calmly no matter what happens, seems to be blinded by something every time he faces Xuan Qing, and is always so irritable.

"Haha~"

Xuan Qing chuckled again, and then said lightly: "Okay, in that case, I won't hide it anymore."

"Ao Lie. Pindao still wants it, but after the journey to the west, even the heavenly merits on his body can be extracted by you, and then given to Pindao."

As soon as this statement came out.

Guanyin still felt a little undecided, so she looked at Maitreya Buddha aside.

After all, according to Shimen's plan, Ao Lie, who has been baptized by the merits of heaven, has extremely good potential, and plans to be named the Eight Heavenly Dragons in the end to guard the gate of Lingshan.

but.

Compared with the previous decision to leave Ao Lie directly, it does not seem so difficult to accept. (End of chapter)

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