My golden finger is delicious
Chapter 84 Disguise (1/2)
84
The three of them had just entered the house.
Bang.
The loud sound of the door closing, the two sisters turned their heads in unison.
This aura, even without wearing a police uniform, created the effect of "leniency for confession, severity for resistance".
"Tell me, what's going on."
Wu Ding simply and straightforwardly announced the answer: this master is a liar.
"Do you need to tell me that?" The two Chinese aunts rolled their eyes in unison, they had already seen something wrong.
"So, I did a simple little test."
After hearing this, the aunt said that she had learned something new. Can this face be faked?
"Yes, for example, aunt, you can now inject hyaluronic acid, pull your skin, fill your nose, open your eyes..."
"I understand, then..."
Then the wooden sign is also fake.
"Do you think the pattern is beautiful, natural, and without any traces of carving?"
"Yes."
"In fact, there are no traces of carving. The scales on it were stepped on by a huge amphibian."
The two ladies imagined the Komodo dragon at the same time.
Although the dragon belongs to reptiles... that's about it.
"It's rare, but it's not valuable."
The half-truthful explanation was completed.
In the version Wu Ding said, all the unscientific details were removed.
It was the fake face-judgment master who used the fake wooden sign to disguise as a valuable wooden sign to deceive people.
At this point, Wu Ding proudly showed the transfer record.
Three followed by six zeros.
The time was two hours ago.
"Hahahahaha." The aunt laughed wildly at the first time. Since her daughter was sick, she really hasn't laughed like this for a long time.
The laughter directly attracted Ji Xiaoya.
The mother and daughter shared this story that deserves to be made public.
"People who cheat others will always be cheated." Wu Ding said modestly, basic operation, don't be 6.
"No, that, but..." Wu's mother felt relieved and stuck at the same time. After thinking for a long time, she finally remembered. "Isn't this illegal?!"
Does the law say that cheating liars is not considered fraud?
It seems not.
Son, don't step on the thunder just to vent your anger.
"If it is a transaction between art collections, it is priceless." This priceless does not mean priceless treasures, but it means that it cannot be estimated.
Ji Xiaoya spoke to comfort her aunt.
It's like you go to buy an antique, whether it is a bargain or paying tuition, it can't be considered "fraud".
"Mom, even if you are worried that I can't control myself, don't you think about the three million I need now? Don't worry, I will take care of it. The money will be returned to other victims later."
Originally, it was planned to "give" it to this master.
"Killing" three million is also a temporary plan, who made him talk nonsense.
"Xiao Ding, you found evidence!"
Or the aunt grasped the key point.
Since the money is to be returned to other victims, the legal route must be taken.
How do we know who else was victimized if we don’t file a case?
“No evidence was found, but the matter was over very quickly.” Staring at the old oil stick to find evidence? That’s too time-consuming and laborious.
With this person’s level, the victim might still be grateful to him if he finds him. Think we slandered the monk.
“Let’s treat Yaya first.”
Aunt: ? ? ?
Yaya: ? ? ?
“Mom, didn’t you say that?”
“You didn’t tell me either.”
Wu Ding recalled the whole process from beginning to end.
He bought a bag for his sister, and he took his aunt to “decline” the master’s “kindness”. He didn’t seem to have mentioned that he could treat the disease himself.
“Xiao Ding, we still have to believe in doctors. Doctors in large hospitals are still reliable. Your aunt is retired at home, and I can accompany Yaya to walk around and see more.”
“…………”Aunt, you didn’t say that when you insisted on asking the master to see the doctor before.
"Brother Ding, I'm not very interested in wild honey from deep mountains, Dendrobium off cliffs, native golden thread lotus, etc."
Ji Xiaoya also browses the Moments.
Compared to the health-preserving craze of her elders, it is obvious that as a post-00s, she is not yet superstitious about this.
"Now my work and rest schedule is very healthy. I also insist on exercising."
Wu Ding: It's good that you two keep such vigilance.
Wu's mother knows that her son is "cultivating immortals", but she didn't know that he had a way to treat this before.
Because Wu Ding's martial arts value is too good, their concept of Wu Ding's "cultivation of immortals" has always been inclined to martial arts... Zhang Sanfeng's kind.
Now that they know, then the honey that his son took out must not be ordinary wild mountain honey.
It must be something in the legend, anyway, it's a good thing.
But how to start, it's also difficult.
Even if there was no old liar, she couldn't start to talk about her son who went out to learn martial arts for five years and now has a side job of treating people.
Wu Ding gave the anxious Wu's mother a comforting look.
He wasn't so reckless as to come here without even preparing the script.
"Of course I'll go see a real doctor! I've contacted an old Chinese doctor, he's a big doctor, he treats leaders, if he wasn't related to my master, he wouldn't be able to get me."
Three people: I don't know what it means!
Aunt: "Well, what are you waiting for, go book a plane ticket quickly, Yaya, go pack your luggage, and tell your dad by the way."
"It's okay, he'll be here tomorrow."
The atmosphere suddenly became a little stagnant.
Something seems wrong...
Wait! Nothing is right!
"How old is the old man?
"Over 80."
"You asked the doctor to come to our house! ! An old man in his 80s came to our house to see us? ! ! "
Looking at her son, Wu Ma suddenly felt her hands itching.
Sure enough, the family rules passed down by our ancestors must not be lost.
Where is the feather duster?
No! Then slippers.
"That's what I originally said, but Professor Shen said he wanted to walk around more. He insisted on coming by himself. Don't worry, the old man is in good health, and I'll drive to pick him up."
He was in awe of the doctor.
Then he looked at Wu Ding with more condemnation.
Wu Ding: …………
"Then go early tomorrow."
"Ah, what does the old man like to eat? I have to prepare it."
"Braised pork, sweet and sour spare ribs, cold rabbit, red oil..."
"I'm not asking what you like to eat. "My mother almost slapped me in the face.
"Three-shredded silver fish soup, baby cabbage in soup, steamed turbot."
Light, easy to digest, and healthy, this is what an old Chinese doctor should love to eat.
The two middle-aged women got the menus they wanted, one went straight to the market, and found a familiar stall to order the freshest and best dishes tomorrow.
The other picked up the mobile phone APP and searched for Hema, Dingdang, etc., to see if there were any rare ingredients that were expensive and easy for the elderly to eat. At least a few more hard dishes would be needed to support the scene.
Wu Ding did not disappoint everyone's eager expectations.
He got up at four in the morning and drove to pick someone up.
Disappeared cleanly and quickly.
Everyone wanted to say a few more words but failed to catch him.
Wu Ding drove directly to the train station.
In the parking lot of the train station, he pretended to park for a long time and then drove back.
In the middle I went to many places, drove and stopped, and finally parked the car in the parking space of the community.
The old man who opened the car door and got out of the driver's seat was a vigorous old man wearing a Tang suit and with silver hair.
The old man looked quite old, but his back was straight, his face was ruddy, and he walked like a tiger and a dragon, which made many passers-by look at him with admiration and envy.
When the old man took the suitcase out of the trunk, a young man came over to help.
Unexpectedly, the old man took the box down with one hand.
He smiled and thanked the young man next to him.
His voice was like a bell, full of energy.
"You are in good health..." The young man couldn't help but reveal an expression that I wish I could be so awesome in my old age.
"Did you go to bed early?" The old man asked a soul-searching question.
"…………"
"Hahahaha. "The old man patted the young man on the shoulder, asked for directions, turned around and walked towards the Ji family.
Yes, you guessed it!
This energetic old man is Wu Ding himself.
One of the biggest gains in the Conan world.
A miraculous disguise!
This disguise mask was made by Kaito Kid himself.
The commemorative significance cannot be compared with "Lanting Xu", but it is second only to the duel video on the top of the Forbidden City.
Under the guidance of the famous teacher, Wu Ding did not forget to deal with his neck and hands.
Wu Ding even carefully did something with his teeth.
Let the teeth have a little more yellowish, add some tea stains, and look less "new".
With a perfect outfit, he looked up at the community surveillance. He obviously did not do anything against the rules.
But his heartbeat began to accelerate uncontrollably.
It was really an indescribable excitement.
The doorbell rang.
"I'm coming! "Auntie opened the door with the warmest smile.
As soon as she saw the old man, she hurriedly led him in.
Then her smile froze.
"Professor Shen... Where is Wu Ding's child?"
This sentence was a bit murderous. Not to the old man, but to Wu Ding.
[You dare to let the old Chinese doctor come alone!!!] A non-existent "bamboo shoot barbecue" was being cooked.
"I asked him to buy something. But it's not easy to buy, so I just asked him to run first to avoid wasting time."
Wu Ding strictly followed the persona of an old man who likes to do everything by himself with a strong body.
He refused to drink tea, refused fruit, and directly asked to see the patient.
"It's this little girl, let me see. She looks good and has good eyes. Good! "
The doctor's words made my cousin's family smile.
This shows that the condition is not serious, and it also means that it is easy to treat.
The first step in Chinese medicine is to feel the pulse.
After feeling the pulse, every few minutes, Wu Ding began to describe the symptoms of my cousin step by step.
For example, the dampness is a bit heavy, the thoughts are too heavy, the headache, the spleen and stomach are a bit weak, there are some gynecological problems, the heart pulse is too weak, the liver qi is stagnant...
Basically, Wu Ding was talking, and the three people in the Ji family were nodding.
At this moment, the doubts about whether Chinese medicine can cure depression immediately disappeared.
Xiao Ding/cousin/Wu Ding is right.
This disease still needs to be treated, to nourish the body and mind, what better than Chinese medicine.
When it comes to the part about liver qi stagnation, everyone can still understand it.
After that, the words the old man said were... only the words could be understood.
What about the five elements?
It seems that the heavenly stems and earthly branches were mentioned...
Why does it sound like a spell?
My God, Chinese medicine is so difficult.
Are you talking about Yaya's disease?
You ask me? Who should I ask?
The family of three plus Wu Ma all exchanged puzzled looks.
This pulse diagnosis took half an hour.
It is enough to show the old man's seriousness and meticulousness.
The old man also pulled out a few hairs of Ji Xiaoya and pricked his fingertips with a golden needle to draw blood.
He observed carefully, frowned and nodded, leaving everyone with a more unfathomable impression.
He asked to see the patient's case.
"Let's take a look at the diagnosis data of Western medicine, and also look at the medication."
"This is required, this is required, Professor Shen, you are still more careful."
"You also understand Western medicine? It's amazing."
"Hahaha, of course I can understand it. I went to the United States to study. The good things of our ancestors must be inherited, and the good things of others should not be delayed. Learning, anyway, it is not difficult to learn."
The old man flashed the glory of a god of learning who expanded the territory for the destiny of mankind.
No one noticed that when this mysterious old Chinese doctor was looking through the Western medical diagnosis instructions, the blood and hair just disappeared.
A cute medicine beast shaped like a calf ran out from the Shanhai Realm and stood in front of the big guys.
He smelled the hair and blood hard.
Then he carefully observed Ji Xiaoya through the "screen", and after a moment he ran to the herbs that everyone had collected before and had relevant effects in all the records.
He ran out again and collected a lot of other herbs.
All piled up at the gap, and there was a roar to the sky, indicating that the collection was completed.
Lu Duan translated on the side, saying that this was a day's dose.
Perfect!
Wu Ding put down the case, pondered for a long time, and then took out his mobile phone and sent a text message to himself.
"I have already given the prescription to Wu Ding, and asked him to make it and come back directly. This medicine is more effective when made into honey pills. I'm afraid he won't be back until tonight."
"Okay, okay, it doesn't matter."
It doesn't matter if Wu Ding comes back immediately, the old Chinese doctor has to treat him well.
Wu Ding, with the shell of the old Chinese doctor, borrowed the power of the medicine beast under Shennong's seat, and directly diagnosed and prescribed medicine for my aunt, uncle-in-law, and mother.
The three of them are now in their fifties and sixties, and they are in good health, without any major problems.
Just a little high blood pressure and the like.
A prescription for health care and conditioning was prescribed.
At lunch, the old Chinese doctor showed that he had a good appetite and good teeth that were no worse than those of young people.
Braised pork and other things were no problem at all.
With everyone reluctant to part, the old man said goodbye to the Ji family and left in a taxi.
No, not in a casual way.
He left in a hurry.
He rushed to the hotel he had booked.
He removed his makeup, called to explain why he didn't answer the phone just now, and had to start familiarizing himself with the medicinal properties to make medicine for his cousin.
He worked until the evening, looking at the five jade bottles full of water in front of him.
Wu Ding felt unprecedented satisfaction and relief.
According to the judgment of the medicine beast, as long as there is no unexpected stimulation, basically, after taking these five jade bottles of medicine, Yaya's illness will be cured.
In order to prevent recurrence, and to prevent him from returning from the time travel when the illness relapses.
He also summoned a 朏朏 to accompany his cousin.
朏朏, also known as Feifei, is like a small wild cat with a white tail and white mane on it. Raising it can eliminate depression.
Although the bristles on the tail are a bit hard, as long as the little guy controls himself and doesn't get nervous, he can still get by.
Looking at the various brown, black, blue, and white tails of 朏朏.
Wu Ding had to go through a lot of trouble to pick out a pure white one.
Finally, it doesn't look so conspicuous, like an ordinary house cat.
Wu Ding also thought about not taking any medicine, just petting the cat directly.
Unfortunately, according to Bai Ze's appraisal.
朏朏 only has the function of assisting in regulating emotions, and has no therapeutic effect on depression.
My cousin will have to have her own normal life, work and social life in the future, and it is impossible for her to hold a cat anytime and anywhere.
As a precautionary measure, the little guy is a qualified bodyguard and nurse.
"Very good." Wu Ding used the hotel's comb and scissors to tidy up 朏朏's style.
White hair, blue eyes.
The dressed-up 朏朏 is full of fairy spirit, and more like an ordinary beautiful cat.
No one can refuse the coquetry of such a cat master.
"Let's go."
朏朏 jumped into the backpack with great spirit.
She was not a demon with spiritual intelligence like the Weihu before, but her race was smart.
"Let's go to the hospital for an injection first."
朏朏:…………
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