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Chapter 116: Shangshu of the Criminal Department - Handmade Lin Fan! (Second more!) Subscribe please! Please! ）

"Why did you do this?"

Lin Fan looked at the grinning curry paste, pursed the corners of his mouth, forced a smile, and introduced Chen Meijia and Lu Ziqiao to what happened ten minutes ago.

"Curry sauce hugged Teacher Hu and rubbed Teacher Hu with her face, wanting Teacher Hu to infiltrate some knowledge to her, and then ate it and flashed."

Originally, the curry paste was just hugging and rubbing Hu Yifei, and it would not trigger the flashing mechanism.

But who let the curry paste go crazy, seeing Hu Yifei's face, he didn't rub knowledge for a long time, so he wanted to rub other parts.

Then, she was cleaned up!

"Did you rub it?"

"Has it penetrated?"

"I heard that this method requires the size of the face, because the amount of penetration is proportional to the penetration area!"

Looking at Chen Meijia, who didn't care about the curry sauce's injury, and only cared about the curry sauce rubbing no knowledge.

Looking at a serious nonsense Lu Ziqiao.

Lin Fan twitched his cheek speechlessly.

He really almost believed this set of crooked theories of curry paste and Lu Ziqiao!!

"Sister Meijia!"

Lin Fan put his hand on Chen Meijia's shoulder and said seriously:

"What knowledge penetration, Facebook Dafa, pineal gland, advanced perception ability, quantum fluctuation speed reading..."

"All of them are the same as the Qingqing that your idol Xiang Shang met, all of them are liars!"

Yesterday, Chen Meijia also laughed at Xiang Shang being played by a female liar.

As a result, she told Lin Fan today that what kind of idol there is, what kind of fans...

......

"You're back from prenatal refresher school?"

Seeing that the curry paste was almost smeared with medicinal oil, Hu Yifei threw the safflower oil aside, diverting the topic of knowledge infiltration.

Thinking of the curry sauce just now taking advantage of her unpreparedness and rubbing her face against Yue Hun, she couldn't help but want to hit someone!

"Very good!"

"Good!"

"How is it good?"

"This-"

Hu Yifei's question directly made Chen Meijia and Lu Ziqiao shell.

Seeing the two of them, Hu Yifei'e frowned and continued to ask:

"Are you going or not?"

"Go, just during class, I encountered a supernatural event!"

Lu Ziqiao lowered his voice and told the supernatural events he and Chen Meijia encountered when they were in the prenatal review class.

When Hu Yifei heard Lu Ziqiao say that the supernatural event he encountered was actually falling asleep as soon as he started class.

Hu Yifei, who was already made hot by the curry paste, went straight away!

"I see you don't clean up either!"

Hu Yifei hooked Lu Ziqiao's neck with his left hand, and grabbed his ears fiercely with his right hand.

"Do you know that today's lecture is the director of obstetrics from the Maternal and Child Health Care Hospital!"

"Do you know how many people I entrusted to arrange this class for you?"

"You dare not listen to anything!

Looking at the furious Hu Yifei, Lin Fan and the curry sauce silently flashed, freeing up enough room for her to operate.

"Oh, it's not that I didn't listen to anything, I heard the teacher say that class is over..."

It's good that Lu Ziqiao didn't speak, and as soon as the words came out, Hu Yifei became even more angry.

"I'll put water in your brain!"

"Sister Yifei!"

"Dissipate the gas!"

Seeing that the situation was not right, Chen Meijia hurriedly stood up her pregnant belly and blocked between Hu Yifei and Lu Ziqiao.

"You let go of the water in Ziqiao's head, and he has nothing."

"Besides, for us senior scumbags, when the teacher goes to class, he is sleepy and distracted, which is a conditioned reflex!"

Hu Yifei looked down at his pregnant belly, took a deep breath, barely suppressed his anger, and said angrily:

"I'm also a teacher, I talk to you, why don't I see you sleepy?"

"Because you're a friend and come to class with us!"

Chen Meijia gave the answer with a smile.

Hearsay.

Hu Yifei said in disbelief: "Start class now!" "

Poof!

Poof!

Looking at Lu Ziqiao and Chen Meijia who fell on the sofa in response.

Hu Yifei opened her mouth wide, pointed at Meijia and Ziqiao, turned her head, and asked Lin Fan with her eyes if there was something wrong with her eyes.

Lin Fan read what she meant, stepped forward two steps, patted Chen Meijia and Lu Ziqiao's faces, and said:

"Sister Meijia!"

"Old Bu!"

"Wake up!"

"End of class!"

Shout!

Shout!

Looking at Chen Meijia and Lu Ziqiao, who straightened up instantly, Lin Fan looked at Hu Yifei, spread his hands, and said helplessly:

"Diagnosed, school slag cancer late stage!"

Hu Yifei: "!! "

"Whew-"

Hu Yifei blew the bangs in front of his forehead, pointed at Lu Ziqiao and Chen Meijia, and said to Lin Fan:

"Lin Fan, anyway, you have to help with curry sauce tutoring, and you will help Ziqiao and Meijia make up for pregnancy knowledge by the way."

"One sheep is also a catch, two sheep are also a herd, you can work a little more!"

"I..."

"Do you want to say, why can't I work more?"

"It's simple!"

"Two reasons!"

Hu Yifei raised his right index and middle fingers towards Lin Fan:

"First, it's still that sentence, I'm busy with renovation and don't have time."

"Second, I'm afraid I can't control it and beat Lu Ziqiao to death!"

"Why did you kill me?"

Lu Ziqiao shouted in frustration.

There are so many scumbags, why do you catch him a bully?

"It's simple, I don't hit girls!"

Lu Ziqiao: "..."

Finish speaking.

Hu Yifei held the test paper that had not been corrected before and quickly left 3601.

She felt that if she stayed in this place any longer, she would really be driven crazy.

Looking at the three scumbags of curry paste, Lu Ziqiao, and Chen Meijia, who each had unique skills in front of him, Lin Fan was silent for a few seconds and also left 3601.

In order to get these three special scumbags, he needs to prepare some special equipment.

......

Afternoon.

Lin Fan carried a few design drawings and found Xiao Hei.

"Xiao Hei, lend me your studio to use it!"

"What are you going to do?"

A little black wearing glasses, sitting at a desk, constantly tapping on the laptop keyboard, I don't know if it was a few babies, asked.

"I'll get a gadget and treat them to the old cloth!"

"Shhhh

Xiao Hei glanced at the design drawing that Lin Fan put on the table, gasped, and said:

"Why do I think this thing is more like an instrument of torture?"

"Impossible!"

Lin Fan, who was forced by Lu Ziqiao, Chen Meijia, and Curry Sauce to become the Shangshu of the Criminal Department, waved his hand and denied Xiaohei's accusations against him. _

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