My girlfriend is Ying Li Li

"Ahem, it's getting late, isn't it?" Eirili wiped the cold sweat from her forehead and looked at Hashima Seisuke, "It's almost Fat Orange's turn, isn't it?"

Hajima Kiyosuke nodded: "We'll be there soon."

Mashiro looked at the ignorant Fat Orange in the cat bag and suddenly asked: "Did you do double training last night?"

"Eh?" Yinglili was stunned, "What is it?"

Mashiro tilted his head, as if he didn't understand what Eiriri was confused about: "It's the kind of thing mom and dad would do."

"Wha, what?" Yinglili's face turned red quickly, and many plots of the novel appeared in her mind involuntarily, and she couldn't help shouting, "How is it possible to do that kind of thing!"

Mashiro's voice was calm: "Sata and I practiced in advance last night."

"ha?!"

Eiri thought about the boy named Kanda Sorata, but she didn't expect that he looked like a scumbag boy with thick eyebrows and big eyes. He turned out to be a scumbag boy who used sweet words to tease girls!

Eiri looked at Hajima Seisuke with a serious expression: "Call the police."

"calm."

Hajima Seisuke shook the little hand of Eri and asked Eri to calm down. Then he looked at Mashiro Shiina and said in a deep voice: "Let me ask, what is the specific content of the couple's exercise you are talking about?"

Faced with Shiina Mashiro, who can seamlessly switch between natural and natural black, don't panic when something happens, ask about the situation clearly before talking.

"Specific content?" Mashiro tilted his head, "Are you talking about the postures for practice?"

Yinglili's eyes widened, her anger was blazing, and she even showed her posture. It must be something obscene!

Wouldn't that guy's conscience hurt if he actually deceived such a simple girl in the name of couple practice?

"Calm down, calm down." Hajima Seisuke hurriedly comforted Zari and continued to ask, "Please explain the posture in detail."

Although he didn't have much contact with her, Hashima Seisuke didn't believe that Mashiro's couples practice would be an indescribable eighteen-forbidden plot.

"What did you say?"

Yinglili looked over with murderous intent.

(You actually ask what posture others use?)

"Don't be impulsive." Hajima Seisuke held Tashiri's little hand tightly, "It may be a misunderstanding. Let's listen to what Mashiro has to say."

Mashiro blinked and said calmly: "Sarta said that when we are separated by the doctor, we must fight hard and show helpless despair. It is best to be able to burst into tears."

"What?" Yinglili was stunned and realized that she might have been thinking too much.

Hajima Kiyosuke had some guesses in his mind and said in deep thought:

"For Xiaoguang?"

Mashiro nodded slightly: "Yes."

"Xiaoguang...is this cat?" Ying Lili pursed her pink lips and couldn't help but said, "What does couples' practice have to do with cats?"

Hajima Seisuke leaned close to Zari's ear and whispered: "Because cats love to hold grudges, when you send it to the operating room, you have to cooperate with the doctor in acting, so that the cat will think of the doctor as a villain. If you send it in happily, I might hate you when I come out."

Ying Lili looked at Fat Orange: "Is there such a thing?"

"It's better to believe that it exists than to believe that it doesn't exist. The IQ of a cat is equivalent to that of a two- or three-year-old child. It already has basic emotions such as likes and dislikes." Hajima Seisuke muttered, "So you can wait a moment You can perform a tearful farewell scene."

Yinglili imagined in her mind that she and the doctor were arguing with each other, and then lost to the bully, and could only say goodbye with tears. She shook her head decisively and said: "If you don't perform well, give up. Of course I leave this kind of thing to you! "

"..."

In a blink of an eye, it was Fat Orange's turn for surgery.

"Mashiro, let's go first." Eiri said goodbye in a low voice.

Mashiro nodded slightly: "Don't forget to practice as a couple."

"I see."

Eiri waved her hand and walked to the operating room with Seisuke Hajima. They were worried about the pros and cons along the way, not knowing how to act later. Only when they arrived did they realize that they had thought too much.

Just as he approached the operating room, a nurse came over. After confirming his identity, he took the fat orange from Hajima Seisuke: "You two, please go to the reception desk and wait. After the operation, I will notify you to come and pick up the cat." .”

"Is that enough?" Ying Lili couldn't help but asked, "No need to act in a fight?"

"No need." The nurse smiled, obviously having answered this question many times, and explained in a familiar manner, "As long as you don't send the cat into the operating room by yourself, there will basically be no problem. When you pick her up after the operation, , the cats will regard the two as brave men who came to save them, so please feel free to worry."

"Thanks."

Hashima Seisuke smiled politely.

The nurse's face turned red and she quickly shook her head: "No, you're welcome."

The female cat's sterilization operation took a longer time, about half an hour. Eiri went to the bathroom, while Hashima Seisuke sat in the rest area and played with his mobile phone.

After a while, the crowd suddenly started to commotion.

Hashima Kiyosuke looked curiously, listened for a while, and quickly understood what was going on. It turned out that someone had a pet snake, and he came over today to do a physical examination on the snake, and then... the snake was lost.

The person who kept the snake as a pet was a girl. She was busy socializing and chatting, trying not to fall out of the small group atmosphere. When she reacted, the pet snake had disappeared, and she didn't even know where it was lost.

"Please stay calm and notify us immediately if you find anything."

A hospital security guard quickly stood up: "It's just an ordinary non-venomous pet snake, don't worry."

No matter whether it is poisonous or not, many people will still feel numb when seeing a snake, right?

For a while, many people left with their pets, and the rest area suddenly became quiet.

Hajima Seisuke breathed a sigh of relief, lowered his head and looked under the chair. Naturally, he found nothing. Then he shook his head and sent a message to Zari.

"Hey, a pet snake escaped?"

"What happened just now was not in the bathroom, right?"

"What a coincidence...I'll be out right away."

"Um."

Hajima Seisuke put down his mobile phone and had nothing to do, helping to find the missing pet snake.

"Buzz buzz."

The phone suddenly vibrated.

Hajima Kiyosuke looked at his phone and saw a call from Eiri.

A bad premonition suddenly came to my mind.

After answering the phone, Zhaili's panicked voice suddenly reached his ears: "I, I saw it!"

Chapter 869 The Snake Catcher Says

Hajima Seisuke put away his phone and immediately rushed to the women's restroom.

As soon as he ran to the bathroom door, he saw a pale-faced girl running out in a hurry and bumping into Hajima Kiyosuke's arms.

"Yeah, sorry."

The girl with a ponytail quickly bowed and apologized. It must be said that Japanese people like to be polite. Even if there is a snake chasing behind them, they will instinctively stop and bow to apologize if they bump into someone.

"fine."

Hajima Kiyosuke staggered half a step and was about to enter the bathroom.

“Politeness has its snakes.”

The ponytail girl quickly reminded.

Hashima Kiyosuke waved his hand: "I know."

Striding into the bathroom, Seisuke Hajima thought that Eri would be hiding in the cubicle, but at a glance he saw Eri standing in the corner, with a calm-looking blonde girl wearing a Pikachu shirt next to him.

truth?

You two are really destined to be together! Just now, we were sitting together discussing cats, and then we were blocked in the bathroom again. This is how good sisters are in trouble together!

The two stood together, but compared to Zakuli, who was pale and nervous, Mashiro seemed much calmer.

The pet girl lowered her head quietly and stared at the black snake swimming on the tiles without blinking. She had a subtle illusion that 'under the saint, all living beings are equal'.

"Sister control Kiyosuke!"

Seeing Hajima Seisuke come in, Zakuli's eyes lit up and his heart immediately settled down.

"It's okay, I'm coming."

Hajima Kiyosuke comforted him softly and looked warily at a black snake swimming slowly on the ground.

"It must be the lost pet snake..."

This snake is about one meter long and is completely black with yellow annular stripes on its body. In terms of color alone, it is much scarier than a water snake and makes people very uncomfortable.

Hashima Seisuke can still recognize cats and dogs, but he basically knows nothing about snakes. He can't recognize the snake in front of him at all. After all, snakes are something that makes people fear and dislike them from the bottom of their bones. There may not be one person in a thousand people. Will keep snakes as pets.

"You two, just stand there and don't move. When I ran over just now, I had already asked someone to notify the security guard and the owner of the snake." Hajima Kiyosuke pressed his hands softly and calmed Takumi with a calm tone, "Don't worry. Well, this kind of pet snake is very aggressive..."

Before he finished speaking, Hajima Seisuke saw the black snake that stuck out its tongue, used to distinguish odor molecules in the air, suddenly moved and swam towards Zarashi and Mashiro silently.

Damn it!

Hajima Seisuke suddenly remembered the scene in Kung Fu in which Master Xing was bitten by a snake. Could it be that he had awakened the attribute of the crow's mouth unintentionally and could do whatever he was afraid of?

"Do not move!"

Hajima Kiyosuke's eyes narrowed, and he stepped forward without hesitation.

Eirili leaned against the wall and understood what Hashima Seisuke wanted to do at a glance. She bit her lip and said, "Be careful."

"Know."

Hajima Kiyosuke nodded seriously, but he was not panicking in his heart.

When he was a child, he caught water snakes in the fields and was bitten by them. Although he didn't have the slightest fondness for this slippery and cold long insect, he didn't have any fear at all, let alone a non-venomous pet snake.

Hashima Seisuke vigilantly held his breath, calculated the snake's movement pattern, and took lightning action to grab the snake's head.

"It's okay, I caught it."

Hajima Kiyosuke quickly relaxed. No matter how powerful the snake was, there was nothing he could do if his head was grabbed. Life and death were basically in his own hands.

"call……"

Yingli pressed her chest with her right hand and breathed a sigh of relief. She looked at the snake's body struggling and twisting in mid-air, with a look of disgust on her face: "Get rid of this snake quickly, it's disgusting."

Just as Hajima Kiyosuke was about to speak, there were sudden rapid footsteps behind him.

A security guard and a girl wearing glasses hurried over.

"Please, please don't hurt it!" Seeing the black snake in Hajima Kiyosuke's hand, the girl wearing glasses hurriedly shouted, "Kikujiro is super docile and won't bite!"

"I'm sorry. I didn't pay attention and let Kikujiro run out just now, which caused trouble for you. I'm extremely sorry!"

The girl gasped and apologized with a ninety-degree bow. The higher the bow, the greater the sincerity. The next step is the ultimate forgiveness move, Doge-za. Doge-za is not shameful. When watching TV, you can often see someone. When there was a problem with the company's products, in order to express its apology to consumers, everyone from the president to the responsible personnel stood down on TV and knelt neatly to apologize to the people.

It's just that Hashima Seisuke didn't like Dogeza's posture. He always felt like he was kowtowing and apologizing. He couldn't do this kind of thing by asking a girl to kowtow and apologize to him. He immediately smiled and said warmly: "Don't blame yourself, every day Everyone has accidents sometimes... Kikujiro, right? How should I return it to you?"

"Thank you, thank you." A flattered expression appeared on the girl's face, she raised her eyes to look at Hajima Seisuke, blushed and quickly looked away, then raised a plastic box with both hands, "Just put Kikujiro in the box. This time I will guard it carefully and I will never lose it again."

"OK."

Hashima Seisuke nodded slightly and put the black snake into a plastic box. Seeing that half of its tail was still exposed, he subconsciously reached out to pick it up, and then...

There was a sharp pain in my wrist.

The crowd watching the show at the bathroom door suddenly burst into exclamations.

"Oops, oops, that boy was bitten by a snake!"

"The blood is pouring out!"

A wife quickly covered her daughter's eyes: "Children, don't look at it."

"..."

Looking at the two bloody holes on Hajima Seisuke's wrist, Eirili held her breath and her face instantly turned pale.

"Hashima was bitten by a snake." Mashiro opened his eyes slightly and suddenly said, "Suck the poison out quickly."

Hey, it’s not like watching a movie. If you are bitten by a poisonous snake, sucking it out is a very stupid thing to do. It will most likely cause secondary infection!