My girlfriend is Ying Li Li

"Click."

The bathroom door was suddenly opened.

A girl with short silver hair wiped with a white towel walked out directly.

He probably didn't expect that Hashima Seisuke had come back, with nothing else on him except the towel to wipe his hair.

"……silver?"

Hajima Kiyosuke stared at him in stunned silence. His pink skin was white and rosy, as if he could squeeze water out of it with just a pinch. His conscience showed sharp corners just like the lotus on his chest, and...

Hajima Kiyosuke's eyes moved downward involuntarily.

A towel suddenly covered the girl's inviolable body.

Yinzi was stunned for two seconds and finally reacted. He quickly covered his body with a towel. His fair and jade-like face turned red instantly.

"Fat Orange has been in estrus in the past few days. I took him to the pet hospital for some examinations." Hashima Kiyoshi turned his head and looked away, "Why didn't you tell me when you came here?"

Yinzi didn't answer this dry question. He bit his lower lip tightly, feeling ashamed and annoyed: "Did you see it?"

"No."

Hajima Seisuke refused to admit it. To admit it at this time was obviously to seek death.

Yinzi's little face turned frosty and he said:

"I just bought durians. Go and move them here, and I'll give you a durian amnesia spell."

Hajima Kiyosuke was curious and asked:

"What is the durian amnesia method?"

"The apple fell on Newton's head, creating universal gravity." Yinzi half-squinted his eyes, and there was frost condensing around his body. "If I hit you on the head with a durian, I should be able to get rid of all the memories just now. Bar?"

your sister! It turns out that this is the so-called durian amnesia method. Once the durian is eaten, not only will the memory be erased, but the person will also become mentally retarded!

"If you had informed me in advance, the accident just now would not have happened." Hajima Seisuke sighed. The disaster was approaching, but he calmed down. "If you have anything to say, we can talk about it later. Anyway, put on your clothes first."

"snort."

Ginzi snorted softly. Although he wanted to use a folding fan and durian to make Hajima Seisuke lose his memory on the spot, it was really too shameful to wear only a towel, and he would be gone if he wasn't careful.

After hesitating for a moment, Ginzi walked backwards towards the bathroom, refusing to turn around and expose his back to Hashima Seisuke.

Then……

"Plop."

Chapter 865: Don’t mess around with empty money

"Plop."

Ginzi, who backed into the bathroom, quickly learned what "slip carefully" meant.

Hajima Kiyosuke looked subconsciously, and a touch of snow-white pink came into view.

so white.

As white as snow.

No wonder you must hold a parasol when going out. If you stay out in the sun for a long time, it will soon melt like a snowman!

"Are you still watching?"

Ginzi bit his lower lip and glared in embarrassment. If looks could kill, Hashima Kiyosuke would be dripping with blood right now.

"The floor is slippery just after taking a shower, so be careful."

Hajima Seisuke silently withdrew his gaze, turned around and poured himself a cup of barley tea. When he came back, he saw that Ginko was still sitting on the ground.

"Why don't you get up?"

Hajima Kiyosuke was startled and quickly realized, "Is your foot sprained?"

Yinzi turned his head: "No."

I'd rather get up without you! Sitting on the ground in such an embarrassing posture, there is no other possibility except not being able to get up!

"Come here." Yinzi ordered through gritted teeth.

Hajima Seisuke nodded slightly, put down the teacup, and walked to Ginzi.

"Close your eyes." Ginzi ordered again.

Hajima Kiyosuke was helpless: "It's no longer needed, right?"

"Um?"

Yin Zi narrowed his eyes and stared over with murderous intent.

"Okay, I'll close it."

Hajima Seisuke sighed and closed his eyes.

Yinzi hummed: "Stretch out your hand."

Hajima Seisuke stretched out his right hand, and soon felt a cold little hand put into his palm. He held it gently, and then pulled Ginzi up with a slight exertion.

"Get dressed first, come out and I'll give you a massage."

After Hajima Seisuke finished speaking, he was about to take back his right hand, but unfortunately he couldn't pull it out after twitching it.

"...the ground is not clean."

Ginko held one of Hajima Seisuke's index fingers and whispered.

Hajima Kiyosuke quickly said: "Rinse your body again."

"I can't move my body."

"..."

Hashima Kiyosuke was silent for two seconds, then quickly opened his eyes: "Leave it to me."

"snort."

Ginzi snorted softly and did not let Hajima Seisuke close his eyes again: "If you dare to look around, you will be dead."

"Yes, yes." Hajima Seisuke took the small plastic stool and asked Ginzi to sit down, "Don't move, I will help you flush."

After adjusting the water temperature of the water heater, Hashima Seisuke took off the shower head and helped Ginzi take a bath again.

Looking at Ginko's snow-white back, which was as smooth as jade, Hashima Kiyosuke realized that he had inadvertently achieved another back-wiping achievement.

"Okay." Hashima Seisuke quickly gathered his thoughts, "Would you like me to wipe it for you?"

Yinzi's face turned slightly red, and he narrowed his eyes and looked: "What do you think?"

"Then I wiped it?"

"get out!"

"..."

Hashima Seisuke walked out of the bathroom and continued to drink the unfinished barley tea. After waiting for a long time, the bathroom door was finally opened. Ginko limped out with his right hand on the wall.

"Don't move."

Hajima Seisuke stepped forward, stretched out his arms and hugged Ginzi. He felt that the weight was very light, but the smell of shampoo and shower gel on his body was particularly good.

"..."

Ginzi moved her pink lips but said nothing. She silently grabbed Hajima Seisuke's collar and turned away with a blushing face.

Hajima Seisuke walked back to the sofa with Ginzi in his arms and put down the light and weightless girl.

"Right foot?"

Hajima Seisuke held Ginko's ankle, which was so slender and delicate that he could easily hold it with one hand.

Yinzi frowned slightly, "It hurts."

"Bear it."

"Can't help it."

"Then watch TV."

"Snapped."

Yinzi picked up the folding fan and knocked it over, "I'll just give you a good beating."

Hajima Kiyosuke: "..."

After the massage, Ginzi was asked to sit on the sofa and rest. Hajima Seisuke took a change of clothes and went to the bathroom to take a shower. In summer, he had to take at least two or three showers a day, otherwise he would feel uncomfortable all over.

After coming out of the shower, Hashima Seisuke thought that Ginko had already laid out the chess pieces and was waiting for him to play chess. When he looked up, he found that Ginko was sitting on the sofa without moving. He just had a manga in his hand and was blushing. read comics.

"Oops. Oops."

A drop of cold sweat instantly fell from Hajima Kiyosuke's head.

I put the books and light novels I bought on the sofa and forgot to put them away!

"Snapped!"

Hearing the footsteps of Hajima Seisuke, Ginzi suddenly woke up. He closed the book in his hand suddenly, his face flushed, and he looked at the bottom carbon-based creature with disgust.

"You actually bought such a disgusting thing?"

It's just an ordinary fanfic, and there are no heavy-handed plots, so how disgusting is it! If you really felt sick, you should have closed the book long ago!

Hajima Kiyosuke coughed lightly and said, "Actually, it's for learning."

There is no way, we can't confess Zakuli, and the identity of Teacher Kashiwagi Eri must be kept strictly confidential.

"Sophistication." Yin Ziliu's eyebrows raised, his eyes clearly showing more disgust, "Learning how to use the identity of a moron to invade girls, and take photos and threaten them?"

So when it comes to taking a cold shower, how much content have you watched?

Yinzi pointed to the corner with his folding fan, his face frosty, and ordered: "Bring the chessboard over."

"yes."

Hajima Seisuke walked over and brought over the chessboard he usually used to play chess.

"Turn over to the back."

Hashima Seisuke nodded slightly and turned the chessboard over. You can see the four fixed legs and the strange groove in the middle.

"Do you know what the concave groove in the middle is for?"

Yinzi clasped his hands on his chest and looked at the criminal with the eyes of a judge.

Hashima Kiyosuke shook his head: "I don't know."

This was the first time he turned the chessboard over. He really didn't know that there were strange grooves under the chessboard, let alone what the grooves were for.

Yinzi said expressionlessly: "This is called a blood tank."

A wave of evil thoughts came over me, and I knew from the name that it was not a good thing.

"In the past, there were chess players who did all kinds of evil and committed malicious fouls with obscene means. The referee would chop off the offender's head and put it on the back of the chessboard to show his respect." Yinzi waved the folding fan in his hand and said words that made people feel chilled. , "The blood flows into the blood tank so it doesn't stain the floor."

your sister! You've cut off people's heads, why do you care if it stains the floor? Is playing shogi so dangerous?

Ginzi clasped his hands on his chest and looked sternly, as if he were a policewoman warning the suspect: "If you attack an innocent girl on the train like a cartoon idiot, I will chop off your head and put it on a tray for public display."

You're wrong, you are not a policewoman who upholds justice at all, you are just a dark queen who abuses lynching!

"It's really just a moment of curiosity." Hajima Seisuke raised his hands to show his innocence, "I will throw away the notebook later."

"Can I throw away the notebook, but can I throw away the things carved in my head?"

The folding fan in Yinzi's hand made a crackling sound, and he suddenly bit his lower lip and whispered: "Are you really interested?"

Hajima Kiyosuke was startled and failed to react immediately: "What?"

"I heard other girls at school talking about how high school boys' heads are filled with obscene things."

In a sense, this sentence is not wrong. The self-control of male high school students is really worrying.

Yinzi turned to look at the blue sky outside the window, a blush crept up on his face, and his voice suddenly weakened: "Idiot behavior is absolutely not allowed. If you really can't help it..."