My girlfriend is Ying Li Li

Although I never thought about getting married in the future.

In the past few days, every time I think about my stupid choice that day, I can't help but want to go back in time and give myself a good smack on the head. If I hadn't made such a stupid mistake, I wouldn't even be able to smell Coke now.

I had made up my mind that I would never talk to the pervert senior again, but there was nothing I could do about my brother's sudden illness... If my brother could get better, I would forgive half of the pervert senior.

"More than half, I can forgive a quarter at most."

While thinking to himself, Xiao Mi put his underwear and shirt in the basket, unbuttoned his hamster cloak, and then put on his thin pajamas. His dazzling white skin was quickly exposed to the air.

Of course, it is impossible to wear underwear when sleeping at night. As for the brother... the brother who is related by blood cannot be considered a man.

"If you're sweaty, you'd better wipe it off first, otherwise it will be very uncomfortable to get dressed."

Xiao Mi thought for a while, picked up a towel, moistened it, and started wiping his body. Although she was a dry goods girl, she liked eating potato chips and drinking Coke. Her favorite sport during summer vacation was playing games with the air conditioner blowing on, but when it came to personal hygiene, she was not very good at it. Not lazy.

"Buzz buzz."

The sound of unknown insects vibrating their wings flew in through the newly opened ventilated window, and sounded extremely loud in the small bathroom.

"Hey, this voice is..."

Xiao Mi paused, turned his head to look at the source of the sound, and his body suddenly stiffened.

A black and yellow hornet came into view clearly.

"Ahhh! Senior, help me!"

"..."

Outside the bathroom.

Hajima Seisuke looked at Taihei Toma, whose breathing was gradually calming down and his body temperature was gradually dropping, and he quickly felt relieved. The most troublesome thing about having a fever is that it persists. Now that the body temperature can come down, there is basically no problem.

He took out his cell phone and explained the situation to Ginzi. Just as he was thinking about saying goodbye and leaving after Taihei Toma woke up, Xiaomi's panicked voice suddenly came from the bathroom.

"S-Senior, help!"

Hajima Seisuke was startled and turned to look at the bathroom, "A prank?"

"wrong."

"Her brother is still sick now, so Xiaomi definitely has no intention of playing pranks."

Hajima Seisuke put away his cell phone, stood up and walked to the bathroom door, asking in a low voice: "Xiao Mi, what's wrong?"

The door opened quickly, and a hamster with a pretty pale face and tearful eyes appeared.

The skin is better than snow, and the dazzling whiteness makes Hajima Seisuke take a breath.

"If you have anything to say, we'll talk about it later. You put your clothes on first." Hajima Seisuke quickly looked away to prove his innocence.

Xiaomi covered her chest with a towel with one hand, grabbed Hajima Kiyosuke's wrist with the other hand, and breathed quickly: "It's too late."

Hey, hey, what do you mean it's too late?

Don't drag boys into the bathroom before you speak clearly! If your clothes are not neat and tidy, you will be tugged and undressed. If you are not at home, you will wonder if you are dancing on a fairy!

"Senior, look quickly." Xiaomi lowered his voice and said nervously.

"What are you looking at?"

Hashima Kiyosuke was startled, and subconsciously looked at Xiaomi's chest. He couldn't see it clearly because of the towel, but the faint trembling feeling made his heart beat faster.

"Boom."

The toes hurt.

Xiaomi raised his face, raised his foot to step on Hajima Kiyosuke, and shouted angrily: "Pervert-senpai, where are you looking at!"

Hajima Kiyosuke said speechlessly: "Didn't you let me see it?"

Xiao Mian's eyes were filled with embarrassment: "I'm looking at the wasp, I'm not asking you to look at me!"

Looking in the direction of Xiaomi's finger, Hashima Kiyosuke finally saw a black and yellow wasp parked on the wall, and his expression suddenly became serious.

The sting of an ordinary bee only hurts for a while, but the sting of a wasp is not as simple as pain. The sting is serious enough to even require hospitalization. There are too many of these things, and after a beating, the large amount of toxins can even kill people.

"You go out first." Hajima Kiyosuke stared at the wasp and said softly.

It is unrealistic to expect this wasp to fly out through the ventilation window again. It must be killed as soon as possible to ensure safety.

"I got it." Xiao Mi nodded lightly. Naturally, he would not choose to stay and "live and die together" like the heroine of a sad drama. He whispered, "Senior, you must be careful."

"Um."

Hashima Seisuke looked serious. Only fools would be careless at this time. There is no regret in the world. Fortunately, he now has sharp ears and quick hands. It shouldn't be difficult to kill a wasp that doesn't fly very fast.

However, the next second, the crisis suddenly appeared.

As if aware of the approaching danger, the wasp parked on the wall suddenly vibrated its wings uneasily, and the "buzzing" noise sounded in the bathroom again.

"F-fly over."

Before Hamster Mi could escape from the bathroom, he suddenly panicked, his pretty face turned pale, and he hurriedly crouched down with his head in his hands.

The next moment, Xiao Mi felt a sudden coldness in her chest. When she looked down, the towel had disappeared.

Chapter 837 Xiaomian is miserable

"Eh eh eh?"

Looking up at the pink towel in Hajima Kiyosuke's hand, Xiaomi was stunned for two seconds. A little blush surged from her ears and quickly dyed her entire cheek.

"S-Pervert Senior!"

"Shameless and obscene people are not human beings!"

"At this time, you only care about taking advantage. I will never forgive you in the future!"

Hajima Seisuke pulled off the towel on Xiaomi's body and quickly squatted down.

"Wu Gu——"

Turning his eyes, he saw Xiao Mi, who was also holding his head and squatting in defense, with a bulging face and angrily staring at him.

An unknown gravity appeared in the air, causing Hajima Kiyosuke's eyes to slide down fifteen centimeters involuntarily.

so white.

The little rabbit is so white.

I'm wrong, it should be because the peach is so big.

He is obviously just a first-year student, but he still drinks Feizhai Happy Water and eats Feizhai Happy Tablets every day. Why is he in such good shape!

"Senior, perverted senior!" Sensing Hajima Kiyosuke's gaze, Xiaomi quickly covered her chest, her pretty face turned red, "I really called the police!"

Hashima Kiyosuke looked away and said helplessly: "You misunderstood."

Xiaomi was embarrassed and annoyed: "I took away the towel and said it was a misunderstanding. Do you think I'm Ebina and can be deceived?"

"We don't have time to explain now." Hajima Kiyosuke's expression turned serious, "Squat down and don't move."

Xiaomi was about to speak when he suddenly saw Hajima Seisuke wrapping the towel he had just snatched around his right hand, and his eyes widened.

"Hey, is the pervert senior planning to kill wasps with a towel?"

Xiaomi finally understood Hashima Seisuke's plan. It is indeed dangerous to fight a wasp with bare hands. It would be terrible if it gets stung. Moreover, the crazy wasp might even achieve a double kill - if a bee stings a person once, he will die. , the wasp is not that fragile and can kill two people in a row.

(The perverted senior has no conscience.)

(If you want to get a towel, just ask, it’s not like I won’t give it to you...)

Thinking of this, Xiaomi quickly felt guilty. After all, it was the last piece of fabric on her body. Hashima Kiyosuke borrowed it politely, but she really didn't know if she would agree.

Even if you agree, you will definitely hesitate for a long time, right?

(So... there is nothing wrong with being a pervert senior?)

Naturally, Hashima Seisuke didn't know what Xiaomi was thinking. After wrapping his right hand with a towel, he took a deep breath, then tensed his body and stared at the wasps flying in the air.

The flying speed of wasps and bees is about the same, slower than flies, let alone mosquitoes that even the bald devil can't handle. Hajima Seisuke was confident that he could take a photo of it in mid-air. He held his breath and carefully observed the flight of this uninvited guest. trajectory, and then seize the opportunity when the wasp flies in front of you, and take action decisively without hesitation.

"Snapped!"

He slapped it out with a slap. Although his hand was wrapped in a towel and his movements were a little cumbersome, he still successfully shot down the target. The proof was that the terrifying buzzing sound of the vibrating wings disappeared.

"Crack."

A black and yellow wasp fell in front of Xiao Mi, its legs still twitching.

"Senior, the wasp is here."

Xiao Mi was startled and quickly stood up holding her chest.

Hajima Kiyosuke bent down and carefully picked up the wasp to avoid being stung by the stinger on its tail, and then threw it directly out of the window along the ventilation window.

"It's okay." Hashima Kiyosuke said.

"call……"

Xiao Mi breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly crossed the river, demolished the bridge, unloaded the mill and killed the donkey. He stretched out his little hand in shame: "Senior pervert, please return the towel to me quickly."

Taking the towel from Hashima Seisuke, the hamster began to urge people to get out, "Get out, get out quickly."

"Get out now."

Hajima Seisuke agreed, walked to the bathroom door, stretched out his hand to open the door, and prepared to go out. However, the next second, a weak voice suddenly sounded.

"...Xiao Mi?"

Xiaomi and Hajima Kiyosuke froze at the same time when they heard the sound.

Unexpectedly, Taihei Toma would wake up from his slumber at this moment.

It should be a very happy thing for my brother to wake up from his fever, but if he sees his perverted senior and himself without clothes...

Seeing Tsuchima Taihei preparing to stand up, Xiaomi hurriedly shouted:

"Brother, lie down and don't move!"

"Eh?"

"You just had a fever. It was very serious. You need to rest now. Don't take off the ice towel on your forehead."

no.

You can't let your brother see you and your perverted senior.

My brother is still suffering from a fever, but he is naked with his perverted senior. The wasp has just been thrown out again, and he can’t even wash it off after jumping into the Yellow River!

"It turns out I have a fever. No wonder I feel so uncomfortable." Taiping Toma was lying on the tatami and did not get up. He said in a weak tone, "Fortunately, today is a rest day, otherwise it would have been terrible... By the way, who were you with just now? say?"

Hajima Kiyosuke's heart skipped a beat, and he turned to look at Xiaomi, his eyes indicating: "What should I do?"

"Don't make any noise." Xiaomi put a finger to her lips, making a gesture of keeping quiet, then gently pulled Hajima Kiyosuke's right hand, and whispered, "We have to go out, hurry back to the bathroom. Hiding.”

Hajima Kiyosuke hesitated for a few seconds and walked back to the bathroom silently.

"Brother, did you hear it wrong? I was watching a video on my mobile phone just now." Xiao Mi tried his best to reply in a nonchalant tone, "I'm getting ready to change clothes in the bathroom...Brother, don't move around, be careful of the towel on your forehead falling off, I After I’ve changed my clothes, I’ll go out and help you change your towel.”

Tsuchima Taihei agreed: "I understand."

Xiao Mi quietly closed the bathroom door, feeling suddenly at a loss.

"What on earth have you done?"

"To actually choose to deceive my brother for the sake of a pervert senior, no matter how you think about it, it's too much."

"B-but there's nothing I can do about it. It was a death question just now. It's not an ordinary question that you can choose freely."

Xiaomi took a deep breath, raised his eyes to look at Hajima Kiyosuke, and whispered: "Senior Pervert, I will go out to take care of my brother in a moment. You go out quietly and don't be discovered by your brother, otherwise we won't be able to wash ourselves off even if we jump into the Yellow River." .”

Hajima Kiyosuke whispered: "As the saying goes, a person who is upright is not afraid of a slanting shadow..."

Xiao Mi puffed up her cheeks and said, "The pervert senior who snatches a girl's towel has no right to say this!"

"I understand." Hajima Kiyosuke sighed, "I'll just leave later."

It is inevitable that you will be misunderstood if you talk to Taihe Tsuchima, so it is actually not bad to leave quietly.