My girlfriend is Ying Li Li

"It says that if you win the challenge, not only will the ramen be free, but you will also get a bonus of 50,000 yen."

Don't be kidding! This kind of Big Eater Challenge is a stage for people with extraordinary talents. The possibility of ordinary people succeeding in the challenge is very low. You may be overstuffed, but the store will never suffer!

"It's okay to eat ramen. The Big Eater Challenge is still exempted." Hajima Seisuke said quickly.

Hyōdo Michiru pinched her waist with her right hand, her expression suddenly turned serious: "Has Hashima ever participated in a similar Big Eater competition before?"

"No."

"Then you should participate in the competition." Michiru said seriously, "If you lose the courage to challenge the unknown, life will be so boring."

"What you said makes sense." Hashima Kiyosuke nodded slightly, "But I don't listen."

Hyodo Michiru: "..."

"Let's go." Hajima Seisuke turned to look at Zari, "Let's go eat ramen."

Ying Lili folded her hands on her chest, turned her head and hummed, still angry: "I didn't say I was going to eat ramen... I went home."

"Sorry, it's not up to you."

"ha?"

Hajima Seisuke held up Takumi's backpack, "The keys, wallet and mobile phone are all in it. My legs will break if I walk home."

Yinglili: "..."

The three of them crossed the road and walked into the ramen restaurant opposite. The content of the Big Eater Challenge is very simple. The challenger only needs to finish a bowl of super ramen within the specified time to win. There is no need to compete with others for speed. Michiru Hyido I was full of confidence at first, but when I saw the real thing with my own eyes, I was shocked.

"Well, a lot!"

The huge bowl of ramen, with all kinds of barbecued pork, eggs, and toppings, looks very tempting. The problem is that the bowl is too big. It weighs at least three or four kilograms per bowl.

Hyōdou Michiru felt a little guilty, turned to look at Takuri, and said: "Eiriri, let's try a challenge?"

"No need to discuss." The corners of Zhaili's eyes twitched slightly, and she stepped back decisively, "100% rejection, no negotiation."

Is that a bowl of ramen?

It's obviously just a bowl of ramen. It's no problem at all to use such a big bowl to wash your face and feet. The only result of signing up for the competition is to be strangled to death!

"Hey, isn't that girl just challenging the big eater?" Michiru Hyōdou suddenly lit up and pointed at a girl in the corner, "And the bowl of noodles is almost finished. The other girls can finish it. Surely we can do that too, right?”

"No." Zhaili waved her hands decisively, "I can't."

Hajima Seisuke looked into the corner, and a girl with burgundy hair came into view. The girl had a dull hair on her head, a star hair ornament on her temples, and the same sky-blue eyes as Takumi. The expression of happiness overflowing on his face is enough to make you feel appetizing, but he looks unexpectedly familiar, as if he has seen it somewhere before.

Hajima Seisuke recalled carefully for a moment, and then quickly remembered that when he went to the zoo with his senior sister some time ago, he met five quintuplets with the same height and appearance except for different hairstyles. The silly girl in front of him was clearly the same. one of them.

Chapter 827 My girlfriend has small breasts

"The most important thing in life is courage."

"Hesitation will only make people stop moving forward."

“The more timid you are, the more you will lose.”

Hyodo Michiru did not hesitate for too long, clenched her pink fist and said: "It's decided, I want to challenge the Big Eater King Ramen!"

Yinglili: "Come on."

Hashima Seisuke: "As long as you are happy."

"I've said so, you two really don't want to challenge me together?" Hyōdo Michiru turned her eyes and looked expectantly.

Nonsense, a bowl of ramen the size of a washbasin, not to mention Takumi, even Hajima Seisuke didn't think he could finish it... It might be possible to starve for two days, but it's definitely not possible now.

If you still challenge even though you know you won't be able to finish the meal, that's not courage, but stupidity!

While he was talking, a guest got up and left, leaving the seat vacant.

Hajima Seisuke and the others walked over and sat down, right next to the silly girl who challenged the ramen eater as a female streamer.

"Well?"

The dull-haired girl looked up, blinked, and had a surprised expression on her face. She probably still had some impressions of Hajima Kiyosuke.

However, when she turned her eyes and saw Zakuri and Michiru sitting next to Hajima Seisuke, the dull girl frowned lightly, with a sympathetic look of disgust on her face, and quickly withdrew her gaze and continued to challenge the big eater.

"stamp--"

Eirili stretched out a green-white jade finger, quietly poked Hajima Kiyosuke's waist twice, exposed half of a small tiger tooth, and whispered: "Do you know that girl?"

"do not know."

Hajima Seisuke shook his head. He had only met him once in the zoo. He was just a passerby who had a slight impression of him. It was really not considered acquaintance.

"Then why is she staring at you?"

He probably thought of himself as a scumbag who always fell in love and gave up. He dated his senior sister at the zoo. Within half a month, he left his senior sister to have dinner with other girls. It was also a threesome. His attributes as a scumbag were unmistakable. !

Although it’s not like I’m wronging myself.

"Ah, ramen is here." Hyōdo Michiru shouted expectantly.

The waiter in work uniform walked over with an extra-large portion of ramen in both hands.

Ramen from Hajima Seisuke and Takuri were also served, but compared to Michiru's extra-large bowl of ramen, it was really insignificant.

"call--"

Hyōdo Michiru clasped his hands together with a serious expression: "I'm starting."

"Chopsticks."

Hajima Seisuke picked up a pair of disposable bamboo chopsticks, broke them open and handed them to Zari, and poured three glasses of ice water over. The ice water was free and unlimited refills were available, but Michiru probably didn't have the appetite for ice water.

Eiri took the chopsticks and looked at Michiru's extra-large bowl of ramen. It was full of various ingredients, making her eyes twitch.

Profiteer.

false promotion.

With such a big bowl of ramen, no one can finish it all. The phrase "the final interpretation right belongs to our store" has no legal effect at all. You can call the Consumer Association to report it!

"...I've finished eating."

A voice full of happiness sounded.

Ying Lili raised her eyes and was stunned. The pink-haired girl sitting not far away who challenged the big eater actually finished a whole bowl of ramen?

Even though so many adults can't finish it, why can a girl eat it so easily?

Looking at the silly girl who took the 20,000 yen bonus from the store manager, then walked away with her hands on her stomach, Eirili couldn't help complaining and said: "Isn't that girl very short of money, using this kind of money?" Way to make money, right?”

Definitely not! The minimum hourly wage for part-time jobs in the Tokyo area is 1,000 yen, and you can earn 50,000 yen in just a few days of work. Only a fool would do this to ruin his body for such a small amount of money!

Hajima Kiyosuke pondered:

"That girl is probably the legendary gifted person."

"Do you have a super edible talent?"

"Being a super eater is a type of talent. Although many of the eating and drinking anchors who live broadcast on the Internet are cheating, there are still a few people who are gifted and can be super eaters."

"You two, stop whispering." Hyōdo Michiru raised her eyes and said, "I'm embarrassed to be the only one eating."

Hashima Seisuke sat up straight: "Okay, let's eat ramen."

This shop has a lot of strange ramen, such as ice cream ramen, marshmallow ramen, milk ramen, etc. hanging on the wall. Hajima Seisuke didn’t want to try it after seeing the name, so he decisively chose the classic tonkotsu ramen. It didn’t matter how good it tasted. The ingredients are quite rich, including shredded fungus, half-boiled eggs, bean sprouts, seaweed, chopped green onion, and a small plate of cucumber.

Hashima Seisuke picked up a piece of cucumber with his chopsticks and found that there was very little water in it. After tasting it, he realized that this thing turned out to be a bran-pickled cucumber.

Bran refers to rice bran. The outer skin of newly harvested rice must be broken off before it can be eaten. As the saying goes, "eat bran and swallow vegetables", bran is rice bran, and vegetables are wild vegetables. Rice bran is generally used to feed pigs nowadays, but in In Japan, it has a wider use, that is, bran pickles, also known as bran miso.

The method is very simple. Add salt water to raw rice bran or fried rice bran and stir evenly to make a basic bran bed. Then put vegetables with more water on top, such as white radish, eggplant, cucumber, etc. After a while, When you take it out and eat it, it’s the so-called bran miso, which is used to pickle things with rice bran. Anyway, Hashima Seisuke only heard about it for the first time after traveling through time.

And this thing is the same as the brine of stinky tofu. It can be passed down from generation to generation. The older it gets, the better the effect will be. It can be regarded as a family heirloom!

Hashima Seisuke took a bite of bran-pickled cucumber. He could only say that the flavor was quite unique, and I couldn't say he liked it, but it wasn't annoying at all. At least it was much better than the first time he ate natto.

Turning around, he saw that Eri seemed to like eating very much. Hajima Seisuke gave the whole plate to Eri and said, "Eat all of them."

As a result, after a while, Ying Lili suddenly brought a piece of barbecued pork over.

"Um?"

Hajima Kiyosuke looked at Zakuli in surprise.

Zhai Li snorted softly: "Here you go, don't even think about asking for forgiveness in this way."

"..."

Hajima Seisuke usually eats very quickly. When he finished a bowl of ramen, there was still half of Zari's ramen left. As for Hyōdo Michiru, he was still far away from finishing it.

With nothing to do, Hajima Seisuke took out his mobile phone and casually scrolled through Twitter.

The throne title battle is coming to an end, and celebrities are undoubtedly qualified to challenge. As long as they defeat the current title holder in the final game in two days, they will have five titles and be one step closer to the eternal title.

There are also people who are idle and bored and engage in various confusing behaviors at home during the summer vacation, such as counting how many seeds there are in a strawberry, how many corn kernels there are in a stick of corn, etc.

At this time, a tweet suddenly came into view. Hajima Kiyosuke hesitated for half a second and reached out to click on it.

This is a request for help tweet, the content is very simple: "My girlfriend has small breasts, how should I choose sexy underwear for her?"

Hajima Seisuke looked at the comment area out of curiosity. When he saw the comment with the most likes, he couldn't help but take a breath.

"...You can still play like this?"

Chapter 828 Band-Aid has endless uses

"My girlfriend has small breasts, how should she choose sexy underwear?"

Hajima Kiyosuke slid his finger across the screen and couldn't help but look at the comment area.

The answer with the most likes is a cartoon girl hand-drawn by an unknown person. Other than that, there is no word.

Because there is no need to say more, everything is left unsaid.

The colorful girl in the painting has blond hair and golden eyes. She is petite and looks like a primary school student. She is biting a donut in her mouth and has a tiger tooth half exposed at the corner of her mouth. If you look closely, she is clearly Shinobu Oshino from the "Monogatari Series".

This old vampire woman is sitting on the ground in a duck-sitting position, wearing a pair of red and white cone socks on her legs, with her right hand on the ground to block her vitals. As for her body... she only has two band-aids!

Hashima Seisuke gently twitched the corner of his mouth, and instantly understood the big boss's intention of choosing Shinobu Oshino. As we all know, band-aids can not only be stuck on the chest, but can also be stuck on worse places!

Looking through the comment section, there are many words of praise for the master. Some people even said that the painting style is very good. They look forward to the master publishing a single book. When the time comes, you must buy two copies, one to treasure and one to use...

"You actually want me to post something like this?!"

An incredible voice sounded in Hajima Kiyosuke's ears, and the shame and murderous intent in the voice made the air freeze instantly.

Oops.

Hashima Seisuke's body stiffened, and cold sweat fell on his forehead. He was just browsing the comments, and forgot that Erili was sitting next to him! Be more honest when eating ramen and don’t sneak up and look at other people’s phones!

"I'm not, I didn't." Seisuke Hashima quickly quit Twitter and said in a sincere tone, "I just brushed it casually, you believe me."

"Hahaha." Ying Lili squeezed the bamboo chopsticks in her hand tightly. If her grip wasn't too weak, the bamboo chopsticks in her hand would have been broken with a snap. She looked over with the eyes of the carbon-based creature at the bottom, and the small tiger teeth at the corner of her mouth were killing each other. He has made up his mind, "If you die once, I will believe you."

Hajima Kiyosuke: "..."

"Perverted, obscene, idiot!" Eiri's face turned red, she raised her foot and stepped on Hajima Seisuke's right foot, gritted her teeth and said, "You actually want me to post something like this, it's too cheap for you to die once, go to hell. A hundred times!”

After being caught by Takumi on Twitter, Seisuke Hajima had nothing to say and could only silently endure Takumi's domestic violence behavior.

"Hey, what do you two want to stick on?" Michiru Hyōdou raised his eyes, with soup still stained on the corners of his mouth, "Do you want my help?"

"You heard wrong, nothing happened."

Yinglili managed to keep smiling. She wouldn't know how to put on a band-aid even if she died!

Hajima Seisuke silently endured the domestic violence under Takumi's table. He looked at Michiru and said, "It's none of your business. You can continue eating noodles."

"oh."

After a while, Zakuli finished the rest of the ramen while grumbling, leaving only Hyōdo Michiru to challenge the big eater.

"Eat a lot."

The corners of Yinglili's eyes twitched, and she actually ate half a bowl without knowing it. It was at least as good as two or three bowls for her, right?