My girlfriend is Ying Li Li

For people who sleep until they wake up naturally, the only meaning of listing things like arrangements is to be torn up!

"Ah, that's right." Yingli put down the remote control and sat up straight, "I haven't played "Zero no Miko" since I finished playing it last time. I just finished pushing all the remaining lines today."

One of Yinglili’s summer routines: playing games.

After carrying Fat Orange back to the bedroom on the second floor, Ying Lili skillfully took out the game controller and plugged it in. "It's time to play. I'll push this line."

The sun was shining brightly outside the window, and with Fat Orange and Hashima Seisuke around, Eirili naturally became bolder.

While yelling, she pushed a line. Eiriri handed the handle to Hajima Seisuke and raised her hand to push up the black-framed glasses on the bridge of her nose: "Where's my book?"

"what book?"

"That's the book "Retarded for a Better World."

"I put it away and put it on the bookshelf." Hajima Kiyosuke said.

Ying Lili curled her lips and said, "It's too troublesome to find it. Please help me get it."

So it’s your bookshelf. Don’t throw the books that can be placed on the bookshelf on the floor. The bookshelf that has been gathering dust silently is crying!

Hajima Seisuke sighed, stood up and took the book to Takumi.

"In the blink of an eye, the mentally retarded goddess also came to an end. I'm about to finish reading it..." Ying Lili opened the book and quickly clicked her tongue, "Sure enough, this is the ending again."

Zhaili’s daily routine during summer vacation Part 2: Reading light novels.

"Would you like a snack?"

Yinglili picked up a chocolate ball and handed it over.

"Don't eat."

Day 3 of Zhaili’s summer vacation routine: Eat snacks.

While eating snacks, Eirili took over the manga "The Pillar Destroyer Blade" again. Wuhan passed away. Before he died, he placed his power on the iron-headed baby, and the strongest ghost in the world was about to be born.

Zhaili’s summer vacation routine No. 4: Reading comics.

It’s really a simple, boring and boring daily routine during summer vacation...how strange!

"Where's your notebook?"

Hajima Seisuke held the game controller tightly and couldn't help but said: "I keep saying that I'm too busy and I don't have time. Now I have plenty of time. Hurry up and draw the notebook!"

"I tried, but I can't draw it." Zhaili said plausibly, "I had no inspiration at all during the day."

Hashima Seisuke helplessly complained: "The so-called lack of inspiration is actually an attack of procrastination, right?"

"I'm pursuing quality, not procrastination." Ying Lili snorted dissatisfied.

"Then I suddenly remembered something."

"explain."

"Summer vacation is almost over. Have you finished your summer homework?"

"..."

Yinglili's body stiffened, her eyes were covered by her hanging hair, she silently put down the comic in her hand, and said in a quiet tone: "You know too much."

Chapter 803: The waste pear is not exciting

"It's noon."

Hajima Seisuke looked at the time on his phone, stood up and stretched his muscles: "What do you want to eat for lunch?"

"casual."

Yinglili held a pillow in her arms, reading comics and shaking her twin tails. She didn't pay attention to today's notebook task at all. This is the daily life of a procrastinator.

Things that can be accomplished during the day will be completely unmotivated if they are not postponed until night.

"Go out to eat eel rice?" Hajima Kiyosuke suggested.

"I won't go." Hashima Kiyosuke directly objected, "You actually want to go out on such a hot day. Without the protection of the air conditioner, you will die in less than five minutes."

It's not as exaggerated as you said, otherwise the streets would have been filled with livestock that died of heat stroke!

Hashima Seisuke complained: "You have air conditioning dependence syndrome."

Human beings, once they live in a comfortable environment for a long time, will become a waste house. For example, the house in front of me does not go out once for several days. It cultivates immortality until early morning at night, sleeps until it wakes up naturally in the morning, and leaves the air conditioner. A fish out of water is on the verge of death

No matter how you look at it, it is a useless pear.

"Hey, is it wrong to use air conditioning to extend your life in the summer?" Ying Lili curled her lips and said, "If your life is gone, why do you care about dependence syndrome?"

"It's easy to get sick if the air conditioner is turned on all the time." Hashima Seisuke said.

Ying Lili said loudly: "Anyway, my life is given by the air conditioner. I won't even step out of my house today even if I die."

It's obviously an abandoned house, so don't be so loud!

"I know." Hajima Kiyosuke raised his hand to cover his forehead and sighed, "I'm going down to cook. Anyway, I'll do whatever I have."

"..."

As soon as Hajima Seisuke left, the bedroom suddenly became quiet.

Yinglili, who didn't think anything happened just now, suddenly felt a little deserted. She reluctantly finished reading the comic in her hand, looked at Fat Orange sleeping in the corner, and walked out quietly.

"Why are you down?"

Hajima Seisuke was cooking in the kitchen. He was a little surprised when he saw Eiri coming down alone: ​​"It will take a while to eat. I'll call you when it's ready."

"I just came here to see what you are going to do..." Ying Lili folded her hands on her chest, turned her head and hummed, "Don't put anything I won't eat."

Hashima Kiyosuke was startled, with a smile on his face.

It's not the first time to cook for Zhaili, so he naturally knows what Yinglili's taboos are, and there is no need to run downstairs for this kind of thing.

"What are you laughing laughing?"

Seeing a smile on Hashima Seisuke's face, Hashima Seisuke suddenly became embarrassed, half of his small tiger teeth were exposed at the corners of his mouth, with a cold light shining, "It looks very unpleasant."

Hashima Seisuke stopped his smile and said seriously:

"I plan to make a side of hot and sour potato shreds, but the potatoes haven't been washed yet. Please help Yinglili."

"You need to bother me with such a trivial matter, are you too useless?" Zhaili said with disgust, but walked into the kitchen, turned around and hummed, "For the sake of Fat Orange, I will reluctantly help you today. .”

"So I'm still proud of Fat Orange."

"Humph, that's what it is."

"..."

After quickly washing the potatoes, Eirili raised her eyes and looked at Hajima Seisuke.

"Wash the green peppers too."

Hajima Seisuke understood clearly and assigned another task to Zarashi that had no technical content at all.

"It's so troublesome. You can just wash this kind of thing yourself."

Ying Lili complained as she took the green pepper over and started rinsing it.

After Zaili washed the green peppers and looked up, Hajima Seisuke pondered: "How about washing the ginger again?"

"I feel like you are looking down on me." Ying Lili said expressionlessly.

That’s it for green peppers and potatoes. Things like ginger need to be peeled anyway, so there’s no need to wash them at all!

"I'm not, no." Hashima Kiyosuke decisively denied.

Ying Lili raised her chin: "Let go of that potato and let me do it."

"Huh?" Hajima Kiyosuke was surprised, "You want to cut it?"

"Don't look down on people. When my parents and I visited my grandfather in the UK, we were preparing to have a family dinner."

"There is a difference between cutting potatoes and boiling potatoes." Hajima Kiyosuke subconsciously complained.

British dark cuisine is world-famous. It once shocked the world with a plate looking up at the stars. Potatoes are one of the staple foods in the UK, but they are never cut into shreds. Instead, they are boiled whole with the skin on. The British breakfast is not like that. Fried dumplings, steamed buns, spicy soup, rice rolls, a potato cooked in boiling water, a bowl of oatmeal, and a box of iced milk just taken out of the refrigerator, this is the authentic British breakfast!

"I also cut potatoes in the cooking class, okay?" Ying Lili looked over in embarrassment, "Don't disturb me by talking next to me."

"Pay attention to safety." Hashima Seisuke reminded, "Be careful of cutting your fingers."

"You don't need to tell me."

Ying Lili took a deep breath, held her breath, and started to operate the knife as if facing a formidable enemy.

So stupid.

The body is stiff, the movements are clumsy, and the body is completely uncoordinated. The potato slices cut are uneven in thickness. What will be cut out later may not be shredded potatoes, but may be potato strips.

If it were at New Oriental College, such stupid students would have been expelled long ago!

It took five minutes to chop the last two potatoes, but it doesn’t even take five minutes to fry a plate of hot and sour shredded potatoes!

"Okay, the cutting is done." Ying Lili raised her hand to wipe the sweat from her forehead.

"very nice."

Looking at the potato strips cut by Zhaili, Hashima Kiyoshi told a lie without conscience: "Soak the shredded potatoes in water first."

"What are you doing soaking in water?" Ying Lili asked curiously.

Seisuke Hashima explained: "Freshly cut shredded potatoes contain starch and can easily stick to the pan. Soaking them in water can wash away the excess starch."

"There is still such a saying. Do French fries also need to be soaked?"

"No need." Hajima Seisuke shook his head, "Cut it and fry it in the pan. Take it out and sprinkle it with salt and you can eat it."

Yinglili said speechlessly: "Isn't that too rough?"

Otherwise, what do you think? With so many servings of french fries sold every day, they can circle the earth several times together. How can it be that slow work can produce careful work? If you didn't use a machine to clean potatoes now, you would still have to worry about eating sand!

After the preliminary work preparations were completed, and seeing that Zari had no intention of leaving, Hashima Seisuke naturally would not chase people away. It was always a bit lonely to make lunch alone.

"First fry the tempura."

Hajima Seisuke heated up the oil in the pot and quickly fried the tempura. Then he used chopsticks to pick up a fried shrimp for Takumi: "Taste it."

"You can just taste it yourself, right?"

Yinglili came over in anger, took the plate, opened her mouth and took a careful bite, click, the just right crispy dough made a crisp sound under her teeth, making Zhaili's face blush slightly.

"How does it taste?" Hajima Kiyosuke asked.

Ying Lili turned her head and said: "...just do it reluctantly."

"There are also chicken wings, let's try them again."

"Hey, if you try again, you don't need to have lunch."

"..."

After lunch, Yinglili took some cold medicine. In the afternoon, it was still a simple, boring and boring summer vacation life.

After some hard talking, Ying Lili was able to finish today's notebook in advance during the day, so she no longer needed to stay up late at night to practice immortality.

"The temperature is normal, but there are still a few coughs."

Hajima Seisuke tested Takashi's body temperature and hesitated: "Why don't you go to the beach tomorrow?"

Chapter 804 Michiru’s welfare time

"Are you going to the beach tomorrow?" Hashima Kiyosuke asked.

"Tomorrow..." Yinglili hesitated for a few seconds, "Let's go. It's too much to say that we can't go ahead with something we've made a long time ago."

Hajima Kiyosuke understood clearly.

This pear really still wants to play at the beach, because he is not usually so considerate!

"What's that look in your eyes?"

Yinglili showed half of her small tiger teeth and said angrily, "I won't go."