My girlfriend is Ying Li Li

Although I exerted a little force, it wasn't painful enough to cry, right?

Xiao Mi bit her lower lip, and the grievance and shame in her heart almost overflowed: "Senior pervert, please commit seppuku!"

Hashima Kiyosuke said speechlessly: "Isn't it too serious?"

"Sheep punishment!"

Hey hey, this kind of punishment is even more terrifying! Sheep punishment is a punishment invented in the European Middle Ages. Honey is applied to the soles of the criminal's feet, and then a sheep comes to lick it. There is no blood, but in the end it can make the person laugh to death.

"I'm just swatting the mosquitoes for you. I won't be punished to death, right?" Hajima Kiyosuke couldn't help shouting.

"Eh?" Xiao Mi was startled and looked at him in surprise, "Mosquito?"

"Just now you couldn't pull your skirt down, and a mosquito flew around and bit you three times in a row." Hashima Seisuke asked in confusion, "Didn't you tell Kirie that a mosquito bit you? Why are you so surprised?"

Xiao Mi: "..."

I was just fooling Kirie, and I didn't feel any mosquitoes biting me at all.

Hashima Seisuke's tone became subtle: "What kind of blood do you think it is?"

"Senior Pervert, please don't talk to me."

Xiao Mi's pretty face turned red and she turned around to run away.

"Wait a minute." Hajima Kiyosuke shouted.

"what you do?"

Xiao Mi covered his chest with his hands and looked at him warily.

"There is only blood on my hands, but no mosquitoes." Hajima Seisuke wiped his hands clean with a tissue. "The mosquito is probably still on your crotch, and it might stain your skirt. It's better to wipe it clean first."

"Even if you say that, how should we deal with it now..."

Xiao Mi bit her lower lip and said in embarrassment, "Senior pervert, turn around."

So I’ve just finished reading it all, and it doesn’t matter whether I turn around or not, right?

"Yes Yes."

Hajima Seisuke turned around and walked to the window.

"The blood is all on Fat Ci, it's so dirty."

"That's your blood."

"It actually sucked so much of my blood. Why didn't the pervert senior kill the mosquito earlier?"

"I was too weak, I'm extremely sorry."

"..."

After a while.

"Have you wiped it clean?" Hajima Kiyosuke asked.

"No." Xiao Mi said angrily, feeling tired and hot, "It's all because the perverted senior used so much force. It's so troublesome to wipe it off."

Hajima Seisuke wanted to say that he had used very little force, but unfortunately it was completely unreasonable for girls to be angry, and this hamster was no exception.

Hajima Kiyosuke hesitated and said, "How about asking Kirie to help you?"

"How can you ask Kirie for such a busy job!" Xiaomi bit her pink lips, her eyelashes trembling, obviously in a psychological struggle, and finally said, "Senior Pervert, come here..."

Chapter 797 Vacuum under the skirt

"Want me to help?"

Hajima Kiyosuke hesitated.

"ha?"

Xiao Mi Liu raised his eyebrows, what's the matter with your hesitant expression? Why didn't I see you hesitating when I was swatting mosquitoes just now? It's too late to hesitate now. The crime you committed is enough to be sentenced to death!

"Time is running out, Kirie may have already suspected something." Xiaomi whispered, "Senior, don't stick to small details on this kind of thing."

"Okay." Hajima Seisuke stretched out his hand and said, "Give me the paper. You lie down on the bed."

"Heh, man."

Xiaomi folded his hands on his chest and suddenly hummed proudly.

"Is it exposed?"

Hajima Kiyosuke asked in confusion: "Exposed to what?"

"I knew that the perverted senior had no good intentions. How could I ask you to help clean a place like that!" Xiao Mian's pretty face turned red, looking at the bottom of the carbon-based biological chain with contempt, "With just a little test, you will be exposed. His true colors are revealed.”

Hajima Kiyosuke: "..."

"Then what do you think we should do?" Hajima Kiyosuke asked with a straight face.

"Hmph, of course I've thought of a way." Xiao Mian wrinkled her nose and pointed at the bed, "Senior Pervert, come and sit by the bed."

"do what?"

"Don't ask so many questions. Just sit down when I tell you."

Hajima Kiyosuke had no choice but to turn around and sit down by the bed.

Xiaomi turned around and opened the closet, took out a pair of white stockings, and then walked up to Hajima Kiyosuke.

"what you do?"

Hajima Kiyosuke leaned back warily, a bad premonition welling up in his heart.

Xiao Mi said simply: "Of course I'm going to tie the pervert senior's eyes to prevent you from suddenly turning around and peeking."

So this is what you came up with?

Tie your own eyes, then take off the fat and clean it carefully?

It's not a bad idea if you think about it carefully. The problem is, don't take the stockings of primary school students! If you tie a nine-year-old primary school student's stockings to your face, you will lose your qualifications as a human being!

etc.

It seems like you lost your qualifications as a human being last night?

"I promise not to peek." Hajima Kiyosuke raised his hand.

"If you don't believe me, the pervert senior's credibility score in my mind is down to the last point." Xiao Mi shook his head decisively, "I don't believe a word of what you are saying now."

Hashima Seisuke said with a headache: "Then at least change it to another one, don't use Xiao Ai's stockings."

"Huh?" Xiaomi covered the hem of her skirt with disgust in her eyes, "So the pervert senior wants me to take off my stockings and put them on my head?"

your sister! Just now, I was talking about covering my eyes, but in the blink of an eye, I was wearing it on my head! The permeability of stockings is so good that wearing them on the head will not block the view at all. It will only make people become a complete pervert!

"Would you like to try my method?"

"Eh?" Xiao Mi was startled, "What can I do?"

Hajima Kiyosuke said expressionlessly: "Tie your hands with stockings, then press them on your legs to help you change clothes."

Xiao Mi opened his eyes wide, and the notebook he had secretly seen in the past two days quickly appeared in his mind.

This is not the pure love book that I saw for the first time, which uses my body to pay the rent, but a super scary book signed by the artist "Eri Kashiwagi".

The girl accidentally discovered the secret hidden by the boy next door, and was locked in the apartment, with her hands handcuffed behind her back, and suffered all kinds of terrible bullying. Thinking about it now, Xiaomi shuddered and her body trembled.

(To be able to do such terrible things to a girl in the comics, that teacher Eri Kashiwagi is also a terrible pervert in reality!)

(There is also a pervert senior who actually collects such things at home. Sure enough, boys are all beasts!)

Xiao Mi quickly shook his head to drive away the horrible images in his mind. He covered his chest with one hand and covered his skirt with the other hand. His pretty face turned red and he said in embarrassment, "Senior Pervert, I'm calling the police!"

After all, family scandals should not be made public. Xiaomi quickly compromised and put the elementary school student's stockings back, then took out a towel and asked Hajima Seisuke to tie it on his face. At first glance, he looked like a super low-end version of a ninja.

"Senior, cover your ears." Xiao Mi ordered.

Hajima Kiyosuke sighed, raised his hands, and covered his ears.

My ears suddenly became clear, and I could vaguely hear some rustling sounds, which felt more like auditory hallucinations.

Hashima Seisuke simulated a chessboard in his mind and played chess with himself in his mind.

But not long after, a faint cat meow suddenly sounded.

The next moment, Hajima Kiyosuke felt a familiar fragrance coming to his nose. He was hit by a heavy weight on his leg and was pushed directly onto his back.

Hajima Kiyosuke instinctively let go of his hands, and the sound that reached his ears suddenly became clear.

The rapid and hot breathing fell on his ears, carrying a sweet aroma of fruit and cream. Needless to say, it was the hamster Burial who had just eaten ice cream.

Because the towel tied around his eyes had not been untied, Hajima Kiyosuke instinctively reached out and grabbed something without knowing it. He only felt a soft and soft object that just filled the entire palm of his hand.

"boom."

My forehead hurt.

It seemed that he was hit by Xiao Mi.

Xiao Mi's breathless and embarrassed voice sounded: "Senior pervert, where are you touching!"

Of course it’s a blind man touching an elephant!

I was sitting quietly by the bed playing shogi, and suddenly I was knocked down on the bed by you. You must be the culprit! It's easy to panic when you can't see. The current situation is like accidentally drowning. Let alone you, even if it is a straw, you will instinctively grab it!

"What the hell are you doing?"

Hajima Seisuke let go of his right hand and asked silently.

Just as Xiao Mi was about to speak, there was a sudden knock on the door.

"Bang bang bang."

Qie Hui's voice sounded outside the door: "Xiao Mi, are you okay?"

"No, it's okay."

Xiao Mi held his breath and quickly replied in a nonchalant tone.

"Why didn't you come out when nothing was wrong?" Kirie was obviously suspicious.

"I was reading a book just now, I'll be out soon!"

While talking, Xiaomi stood up from Hajima Kiyosuke.

Hajima Seisuke sat up. He had just returned from outside and was covered in sweat. Sitting on the edge of the bed was already the limit. He would never lie on the bed without taking a shower.

After getting up, the towel covering his eyes slipped down. After unsealing his hearing, his vision was also unsealed.

A hamster with a pretty face as red as fire, who could feel the scorching heat through the air, stood beside him, covering his skirt tightly with his hands, with a wronged expression on his face that was about to cry.

Seeing Hashima Kiyosuke looking at him, Xiaomi quickly signaled with his eyes: "Senior Pervert, quickly, quickly get my things back!"

Hajima Kiyosuke turned his head and looked in the direction indicated by Xiaomi.

A fully grown orange cat squatted by the window, gently wagging its tail, and biting a piece of familiar cloth from the electric mouse Pikachu.

"It's not Xiaomi's Fatji..." A drop of cold sweat fell from Hajima Kiyosuke's head, and he couldn't help complaining, "What else could it be!"

What a cheat! Who let you wear the super-childish fat version of an electric mouse? Fat Orange saw the mouse, so he awakened his predator instinct! After taking it off for a long time, I finally took it off, but Fat Orange cut off my beard. It was so embarrassing that I should take off my skirt and commit suicide!

"etc."

Hajima Kiyosuke looked at Hamster Buried, his gaze subconsciously moved down a few dozen centimeters, "So, there is nothing under Hamster Buried's skirt?"

Chapter 798 Sayuri’s Birthday

"Pervert senior!"

Sensing Hajima Kiyosuke's gaze looking down, Xiaomi's face blushed even more, and there was vague steam coming out of her head, "What are you looking at!"

Hashima Kiyosuke coughed lightly, quickly looked away, stood up and walked towards the window.

"Meow."

No wonder Fat Orange didn't come out to welcome him when he entered the door. He probably drank too much catnip and fell asleep in a daze in the bedroom. Then he woke up when Xiao Mi was taking off Fatty for the first time and was attacked by an electric mouse. Attracted by Pikachu, he snatched the hamster away in one bite and successfully disarmed the hamster and buried it.