My girlfriend is Ying Li Li

"I'm not kidding." Michiru Hyido put his hands behind his back and stretched, "Rather than accidentally being picked up and taken to a hotel while drunk, it would be better..."

"Since we know that drinking alone is dangerous, the best way is of course not to drink. You are putting the cart before the horse!" Ying Lili couldn't help but complain.

This girl is clearly more troublesome than a dark and sinister girl. Ordinary people can't resist her at all. It should be her character to act haphazardly.

Hyōdo Michiru waved her hand and said, "Don't worry, I'm already over sixteen, so I can get married now."

That's true, but with your out-of-touch personality, the child will starve to death!

"Speaking of which, the legal system is so unreasonable. Even though we are old enough to get married, we are still not allowed to drink." Michiru Hyido complained, "If I have a chance, I want to secretly taste what wine tastes like..."

"Don't say such words in public!" An Yilun also covered his forehead in pain.

"Hahaha, I accidentally said what I was thinking." Michiru Hyido raised her hand and scratched her hair, "But this is something I wrote on my life list. Life is so short, and things in the past cannot be repeated. Wait. When I can legally drink alcohol at the age of twenty, I will no longer be able to experience the feeling of drinking secretly at the age of sixteen, right?"

Yinglili blinked her eyes, already being led astray.

"It seems...it does make some sense?"

Hashima Kiyosuke turned around silently, preparing to slip away.

"Hey, Hajima, where are you going?" Hyōdo Michiru reached out and grabbed him.

Hajima Kiyosuke had a headache and said, "I remembered something else..."

"No, I won't let you leave like this." Michiru Hyido hugged Hajima Seisuke's arm with a serious expression, "That friend of mine also suddenly smiled and said that he had to go home when we were all hanging out. As a result, something happened to me alone at home, and I won’t make the same mistake a second time!”

"Please don't imitate the Saints when speaking." Hajima Kiyosuke complained silently.

"You two..."

Looking at the arms held by Hyōdo Michiru, Eiri's eyebrows jumped slightly, she clenched her pink fists and took a deep breath, "It's almost time to go shopping, right?"

"Ah, yes, let's buy ice cream." Hyōdo Michiru slapped his forehead, pulled Hajima Seisuke to the ice cream shop next to him, gave a thumbs up, and said with a bright smile, "You can choose whatever you want to eat, I'll treat you. .”

Hashima Kiyosuke couldn't refuse, so he had to order a fruit ice cream.

"Hey, it's so ordinary." Hyodo Michiru pointed out, "That cilantro garlic ice cream looks very good, do we want to challenge it?"

Hashima Seisuke looked in surprise and saw coriander garlic ice cream in the new product section.

your sister! Which ice cream manufacturer came up with this dark dish? The name is indeed very attractive, but not many people are brave enough to challenge it!

Japanese people like to innovate in strange ways. Hajima Seisuke glanced over and saw udon ice cream with chopped green onions and soy sauce on the surface, lotus root ice cream, eating ice cream with fried lotus root slices, and fried shrimp ice cream. , and even volcanic ice cream sprinkled with paprika, which can only be described as terrifying.

Seeing Hajima Seisuke firmly shaking his head, Hyodo Michiru was a little disappointed, turned around and asked: "Alan, what kind of ice cream do you want to eat?"

An Yilun also pushed up his glasses: "You just led me to eat crepes, ice cream, red bean daifuku and takoyaki, and now I don't want to eat anything anymore."

"Eiriri, do you want to try a new flavor?" Hyido Michiru asked curiously.

(So ​​we just met for the first time, and we called each other by our first names. You must be so familiar!)

(And which girl would eat garlic and coriander in front of boys?

A usual social smile appeared on Yinglili's face, "I'm sorry, I can't accept it. I'll buy a matcha myself..."

"for you."

Hashima Seisuke reached out and handed over a stick of ice cream.

Yingli looked down and saw exactly the classic matcha mochi flavored ice cream she wanted.

"Already eaten the ice cream." Hajima Seisuke looked at Hyōdo Michiru and politely said goodbye, "Eiriri and I are leaving first?"

"Wait a minute, I still haven't bought a swimsuit."

Hyōdo Michiru reached out and grabbed Hajima Seisuke: "Originally, I planned to let Allen choose a swimsuit and then wear it for him, but your current condition is very dangerous, so you can choose what swimsuit I wear... na na, Are you excited?"

Hajima Kiyosuke said expressionlessly: "Not at all."

It’s just a cricket swimsuit. I don’t know how many of them I’ve seen in water parks. If you want to excite others, what kind of swimsuit should you wear? Just wear a naked apron!

"Hey, aren't you boys all obsessed with uniforms?" Hyōdo Michiru tilted her head and looked at her.

"Those are three-dimensional boys." An Yilun also pushed up the glasses on the bridge of his nose, "two-dimensional true fans like me and Kiyosuke are not interested in the swimsuits of three-dimensional girls at all."

Yinglili: "..."

One of the purposes of this guy coming to the mall is to buy swimsuits. Damn it if he's not interested!

All the way to the swimsuit store on the third floor of the shopping mall, Michiru Hyido pinched her waist with her right hand and raised her chin: "Whatever swimsuit you want me to wear, just tell me."

It was the first time for Hashima Seisuke to enter a swimsuit store. He was inevitably a little curious, and his eyes quickly fell on a very bad swimsuit.

"Hey, that swimsuit?"

There was a tangled expression on Hyido Michiru's face. He quickly took a deep breath and reached for the swimsuit. Yi Bo Yuntian said: "What I said, no matter how much water was thrown out, I will keep my word. You choose me to wear it as promised." , even if it’s a three-point style, I’ll wear it for you to see.”

That's enough for you. You have the nerve to wear such a shameful swimsuit. If you are too loyal, you become an idiot!

"Don't take it, I'm just curious who designed such a bad swimsuit."

Hajima Seisuke hurriedly held down, if I let you wear such a sexy and shameful swimsuit, it might trigger a bloodshed incident!

"Then which one do you want to see?"

"Just the blue one." Hashima Seisuke said with a headache.

"You have good taste, it happens to be the style I like." Michiru Hyido reached out and took the swimsuit off, read the label, and murmured, "D cup, the size should be suitable... But I'd better try it on first."

Looking at the two people "choosing" swimsuits, Yinglili became more and more angry and wanted to hit them.

What, we agreed to come here to buy gifts, and now we are actually choosing swimsuits with a girl we have only met once. This girl should be dragged out, stripped naked, tied up in the sun, and then whipped with a whip for ten minutes!

Eiri bit her lower lip and stared at Hashima Seisuke's back, waiting for Hashima Seisuke to wake up and repent. The corner of her eye inadvertently glanced at An Yilunya, who suddenly gave a slight shock and fell silent. .

Ming Ming Lun was also nearby, but he almost ignored his presence.

I just saw him staying with Yoshitomo Hyōdo, and I wasn't very angry at all.

So, as expected... I can no longer lie to myself, right?

Chapter 757: The Stealing Cat House Pear

"...Eiri Riri?"

Seeing Takumi biting her lip and looking at something wrong, Hajima Seisuke hurriedly explained in a low voice: "Hyoudou insisted on dragging me over, and we will leave after she finishes buying the swimsuit."

Yinglili snorted, crossed her arms and said, "I know, it has nothing to do with you."

"..."

Hashima Seisuke was immediately shocked.

You suddenly became so considerate, you must have drunk a fake bar!

"Are you suffering from heatstroke?" Hajima Kiyosuke asked in a low voice.

Yinglili shook her head: "I'm fine."

Still saying it's okay?

You're not angry even if you say you have a heat stroke, you're obviously in trouble!

Hajima Seisuke couldn't figure out what Takuri was thinking for a while, so he had to change the subject and said, "Do you want to buy a swimsuit too?"

Ying Lili subconsciously showed her little fangs: "I'll buy you a big-headed ghost!"

When I went out in the morning, I used two ancestral breast pads. As soon as I changed into a swimsuit, my breasts would be exposed immediately, so I would never agree to that kind of thing!

For swimsuits and stuff, just use the ones you bought last year, right?

Anyway, after entering high school, the size has never changed, and she can save a lot of money on swimsuits every year... The more Ying Lili thought about it, the more she became worried, and the word "super fierce" gradually appeared on her forehead.

"It's much more normal to be fierce." Hajima Kiyosuke breathed a sigh of relief.

"What did you say?"

"The weather is very good today." Hajima Kiyosuke coughed lightly and looked away.

"I've changed it!"

A bright and clean voice sounded. Hyodo Michiru reached out to lift the curtain, stepped out, and said openly, "Hashima, how do you like this swimsuit?"

Hyodo Michiru held her waist with her right hand, not shy or flustered at all. Instead, she looked like a model on the stage, full of confidence.

Hajima Kiyosuke followed the sound, and his eyes involuntarily slid down fifteen centimeters under the influence of gravity.

Sure enough, the amount of breast milk exceeds the average level of female high school students. If you use the calculation unit of home pears, you can probably beat five home pears...

There was a sudden pain in my waist.

Ying Lili used the skill Lobster Claws calmly and said with a smile: "Pervert girl, how long do you want to watch?"

It’s less than five seconds before and after, so it’s not that long at all!

"Well..." Naoki Asakawa raised his eyes and commented, "Very good."

"I think it's good too."

Hyodo Michiru turned to look at the working maniac: "What do you think of Allen?"

"You have already made your choice, you don't need to ask my opinion anymore." An Yilun couldn't help but said.

"Eh?" Hyōdo Michiru blinked and said jokingly, "Is Allen jealous?"

"Once again, I am not interested in girls from the third dimension." An Yilun also pushed up the glasses on the bridge of his nose, as enthusiastic as a missionary, "Contributing your limited life to the second dimension of infinite love is the way to go." This is what we really want to do!"

"..."

What happens next is much simpler.

An Yilun also turned around and left in a hurry after saying goodbye because it was time to work in the restaurant.

Hajima Seisuke once again explained that he did not suffer from depression, but Hyōdo Michiru was doubtful and said, "Isn't it a shame that I showed you the swimsuit?"

Hashima Seisuke was speechless, "Don't you want to wear something when you go to the beach?"

Hyōdo Michiru pinched her waist with her right hand and said, "But if you find out now, it will always feel like a spoiler, and the sense of surprise and anticipation will be gone."

I'm sorry, I never had any surprises or expectations for your swimwear from the beginning!

"Alan went to work, it's so boring to be alone." Michiru Hyido put his hands behind his back and followed Hajima Seisuke with a slight beat, "How about the three of us go to a movie?"

"I haven't had time to watch the newly released Doraemon the Movie yet."

"A certain girl has seen it so many times." Ying Lili said with disdain, "You are already familiar with it, right?"

Hajima Kiyosuke coughed lightly and was about to speak when his phone suddenly vibrated.

"Buzz buzz."

Ying Lili glanced at it and her eyes widened instantly.

"Kasumigaoka Shiu!"

Yes, it was the call from my senior sister.

Seeing that Zaili pricked up her ears and was ready to eavesdrop openly, Hajima Seisuke gently twitched the corner of his mouth and answered the phone.

"Junior, are you free this afternoon?"

Kasumigaoka Shiha's signature lazy and pleasant voice sounded from the other end of the phone.

Hashima Seisuke replied: "You tell me what you want first, and I'll see if I'm free later."

"Tsk, what an irresponsible scumbag to speak." The senior sister's venomous tongue is never absent, "You just asked me for help with your physiological needs last night, and now you don't admit it?"

your sister! Apart from being teased by you last night, when have I ever solved that need?

The pain in her waist suddenly intensified. Ying Lili raised her eyes and gritted her teeth: "You bastard, you actually fooled around with that shady woman last night?"

"I didn't, I'm not, don't talk nonsense!" Hanjima Seisuke said with cold sweat falling on his head, "I didn't go out at all in the apartment last night, Xiao Ai can testify!"

The senior sister's voice sounded faintly: "Tsk, I seem to have heard the voice of a certain sneaky cat."

"Kasumigaoka Shiu!"

Ying Lili stood on tiptoes and couldn't help shouting, "Who do you think is the sneaky cat?"