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"Kyosuke, are you not injured?"

It was a call from Qinglong Guixiang.

Hajima Seisuke asked curiously: "Why does Sister Guixiang ask that?"

"You must have been injured when you were hunting orangutans at the zoo, right?" Qinglong Guixiang's concerned voice sounded in her ears, "Hurry up and get the rabies vaccine."

This is a chimpanzee kept in a zoo. It is not a stray animal. It is not injured. There is no need for vaccinations at all!

"How does Sister Guixiang know about the zoo?"

“Read the tweets yourself.”

"..."

A very bad premonition came to mind. Hajima Seisuke explained the situation clearly to Sister Guixiang, then opened Twitter and soon saw a trending Twitter post called "Rise of the Planet of the Apes".

"It's actually really popular?"

Hajima Seisuke's face was full of black lines. He clicked on the topic and saw his own photo.

Hey, the angle of this photo is too good! At first glance, it looks like you are having the ultimate showdown with a jailbroken chimpanzee. With a little editing, you can use it to make a movie poster for "Planet of the Apes: The Brave Man"!

As promised in Japan, secret photography with mobile phones is strictly prohibited. Don’t think that taking photos at the zoo doesn’t count as secret photography!

"On the first day of Rise of the Planet of the Apes, I was punched by a human boy and sent back to my hometown - Caesar."

"Humanity today is so terrible."

“Don’t ask me why I came forward, ask is love.”

"..."

At the bottom, there is actually a link to an online news report.

"Why come forward?"

"At that time, my mind went blank, and my body took the first step..."

"What would you choose if you had it to do over again?"

"I will still protect her without hesitation..."

Hajima Kiyosuke glanced at the name of the reporter in the news report, and his face suddenly filled with black lines.

Protect your sister! I never said this during the interview. As a reporter, you should report the facts instead of distorting them!

Hajima Kiyosuke was still reading the comments when his phone vibrated again.

"Xiao Hajima, you are very powerful."

It was actually a call from Mrs. Sayuri.

"Auntie, listen to my explanation..."

"What did Xiao Qingsuke call me?"

Hashima Kiyosuke was silent for half a second: "Sister Sayuri."

"Hey, what are you shouting about, you little girl?"

A drop of cold sweat fell from Hajima Seisuke's head. When he was on the phone, he actually hit Eirili next to him, and even deliberately dug a trap for himself to jump. Aunt Sayuri, doesn't your conscience hurt?

Zhaili's embarrassed voice sounded on the other end of the phone, "Aren't you ashamed to call such a big person sister?"

Mrs. Sayuri's cheerful voice sounded again, "If you don't call me sister, you can call me mother."

"Obasan, please stop it in moderation!"

"..."

Chapter 734 Ebina’s journey home

"How does it feel to beat a gorilla?"

"There's nothing special about it, just like ordinary people." Hashima Kiyosuke answered honestly, "And that's a chimpanzee, not a gorilla."

"They all look the same." Aunt Sayuri's voice is sweet and sweet. She is not only a voice-controlled welfare, but also a real-looking anchor. "I haven't grown a third leg...well, the tail behind my butt can barely be regarded as a third leg." ?”

Hashima Kiyosuke said speechlessly: "Those with tails are monkeys. Gorillas have no tails at all."

"Oh, no one invited Eiri-chan and I to go to the zoo. We don't even know if orangutans have tails." Sayuri's voice was pitiful.

"Aunt Sayuri, are you free tomorrow?" Hajima Kiyosuke said quickly.

"Huh?" Ying Lili's voice was high-pitched and filled with murderous intent. Probably on speakerphone, "How dare you invite my mother to the zoo?"

"Tsk, Ying Lili is jealous."

"Wulu Sai! It's so annoying! So who would be jealous of an Obasan!"

Yinglili's voice was embarrassed.

"Don't be angry." Hajima Seisuke hurriedly explained that the image of having evil intentions towards Sayuri must not be allowed. "I mean, if Aunt Sayuri is free, I can give Aunt Sayuri a documentary about the world of animals and watch it slowly at home. .”

"Well, that's too much."

Sayuri's aggrieved voice sounded on the other end of the phone, "Xiao Qingsuke actually betrayed me for Eiri."

Nonsense, if I tease you in front of Yinglili, I will definitely not be able to see the sun tomorrow!

"Well, Yinglili saw the tweet just now, but she is very worried about you."

"Who is worried about him?" Ying Lili said in an embarrassed voice, "Don't stay in my room if you have nothing to do!"

"Then I go out to fight?"

"You have nothing in common with a boy who is so much younger than me, so hang up the phone!"

"Okay, okay, let's get down to business."

Sayuri's voice was pleasant, "Does Kiyosuke know Eiriri's birthday?"

"Know."

Girls pay more attention to ritual than practicality. Of course, such an important day as a birthday will not be forgotten.

Yinglili's birthday is during the spring break. Could it be that I made a mistake?

"Does Kiyosuke know my birthday?"

Sorry, have no idea at all.

Just paying attention to Yinglili's birthday, if I even keep your birthday in mind, I might be regarded as a pervert with evil intentions!

"In one week, it will be my birthday." Xiao Baili said confidently and without shyness, "Bring me a gift."

"..."

After finally dealing with Sayuri, he received news from Qianxun and Taozi one after another. The Loli stepmother urged him to bring the girl back for dinner.

Hajima Kiyosuke sighed, feeling a dull pain in his head. If he had known he would be so tired, he would be a fool to go to the zoo.

"Master, Master, Master, let me massage you."

The primary school student walked behind Hajima Seisuke, put his two fleshy little hands on his shoulders, and began to beat gently.

"Need not."

Of course, Hashima Seisuke chose to refuse and let the nine-year-old elementary school student massage him. He had not fallen to this level yet.

"Master, thank you for your hard work today. The massage service is what you deserve."

The dull hair on the top of Xiao Ai's head swayed slightly, "Actually, in the morning, I saw Master and other women watching a movie without my knowledge. Ai was very unhappy. I originally planned to interrogate Master in the evening..."

Hajima Kiyosuke twitched the corner of his mouth slightly.

Hello. What method do you want to use to interrogate people? Don’t just watch a few episodes of a TV series and think you are proficient in interrogation techniques!

"For example, after Master falls asleep, he sleeps in Master's arms and then takes two selfies. In this case, Master will definitely admit his mistake, right?"

A drop of cold sweat instantly fell from Hajima Kiyosuke's forehead.

horrible.

Just terrible.

If you really capture Loli sleeping soundly in your arms, you will be dead!

"But when the gorilla came out in the afternoon, Shixiang was the first to pick me up and run away, so I forgive Shixiang."

"..."

Being the first to hug you because you are closest is not a special treatment. You misunderstood!

However, Hajima Seisuke didn't intend to explain. A misunderstanding was best, because he didn't want to wake up with a naked loli in his arms and then be taken away by the police knocking on the door!

"Buzz."

The phone vibrated again.

Hajima Seisuke picked up the phone and it was Kato Megumi's number.

"Hashima-kun?"

"It's me." Hajima Kiyosuke had explained it many times just now, and now he subconsciously said, "I'm not injured, don't worry, the chimpanzee didn't touch me."

"Eh, chimpanzee?"

There was a trace of doubt in Kato Megumi's voice.

"You didn't read Twitter?" Hashima Kiyosuke asked.

"No, I went shopping with my relatives' children today and I just got home."

"..."

Are you shooting yourself in the foot with your feelings?

"A lot happened today..."

Hajima Kiyosuke hesitated for half a second and decided to tell the truth. Don't lie in front of Kato Megumi, because he would be seen through at a glance.

"Well, that's it...Hashima-kun is having a hard time today."

After hearing the cause and effect, Classmate Sage's voice was as calm and indifferent as ever, without any waves at all.

As expected of a saint student sitting high in the frosty sky, he would not make a fuss over the smallest things.

"Going to the zoo with Kasumigaoka-senpai should be the dream of all the boys in the school, right?"

"..."

Just now I said you didn't care, but I didn't expect you would care in the blink of an eye!

"I'm calling to ask about the arrangements for the day after tomorrow. Hajima-san looks very busy, so forget it."

"I'm not busy at all. I'll be there at half past eight the day after tomorrow."

…

After making the call, Hajima Seisuke called Ebina over, and by the way, he buried a hamster that would starve to death if his brother was not at home.

"Senior, did you really beat up a gorilla in the zoo?"

Xiaomi's eyes sparkled and he looked in surprise.

"Yes, I saw it with my own eyes." Xiao Ai clenched her fist, made a fist pumping gesture, and said seriously, "Master and Craftsman are amazing."

"That's a chimpanzee, not a gorilla." Hashima Kiyosuke corrected helplessly.

Chimpanzees look short and ugly, and their strength is not much stronger than humans. When encountering chimpanzees, they can break their wrists. However, when encountering gorillas, ordinary people can only punch one, and then they can only breathe out but not in!

"Senior, are you not injured?" Ebina asked nervously.

"No injuries." Hajima Kiyosuke stretched out his right hand, "Look, there is not a single wound."

Ebina opened his eyes wide, checked it carefully, and then breathed a sigh of relief after confirming that there was no injury.

"Ebina, are you sure you're going home tomorrow?"

"Well, I'll go out at eight o'clock tomorrow morning." The weak red-haired girl nodded, her eyes shining slightly, "Take the Shinkansen back and you'll be home at noon."

I haven't been home for a whole semester. Although I can video chat with my family, there is always a sense of distance. Ebina misses the blue sky and white clouds of her hometown so much now, and the watermelons in the well.