My girlfriend is Ying Li Li

"It's so hot..." Kasumigaoka Shiyu was the last one to step out of the tram. She was completely the opposite of the energetic elementary school student. She said weakly, "I'm going to die."

"You are not Yinglili, so your body is not that weak."

"Tsk~" Senior sister tilted her head and looked at him, "So you think that flat-chested twin-tailed guy has a weak body and is strong on the outside but strong on the inside?"

Hey, hey, it’s a fact that your body is very weak. You must have added it yourself to be strong on the outside and strong on the inside!

Although the fact is true, Zhaili, who looks super fierce, is actually super weak.

"What are you doing with your phone?"

"Look at the time."

Hashima Seisuke couldn't help but complain, "Then why did you turn on the recording function?"

"I accidentally clicked the wrong one." The senior replied calmly.

"Come on, let me help you correct your mistakes."

"Hey." Senior sister put away her phone, "I also want to make Ying Lili happy."

Happy or not, it is quite possible to go on a killing spree, and you are the one who bears the brunt of calling her flat-chested!

"Here you go." Hajima Seisuke picked up a white sun hat and placed it on the top of his senior sister's head. This was a hat he bought on the way here after watching a movie. The weather was so hot that he had to wear a hat to protect himself from the sun. "Put on the hat." "

The wind happened to be blowing.

Brings a refreshing and precious coolness.

The senior sister stretched out her hand to hold down the hat. The brim of the hat was very large, revealing only a pointed chin. Her black hair was like a waterfall, swinging gently behind her back. Then her skirt was rolled up by the wind, her slender legs wrapped in black stockings, and The absolute realm of dazzling snow...

"Snapped."

Hajima Seisuke quickly stretched out his hand and pressed down the senior's skirt to prevent the senior from being exposed.

"Junior, please shave your head." Kasumigaoka Shiyu suddenly said.

"What?"

Hajima Kiyosuke was startled.

"Hair will affect heat dissipation." The senior stretched out her hand to press the brim of her hat, and lightly parted her pink lips, "You actually played with a girl's skirt in front of everyone in the hall. If you don't dissipate heat, you will lose your mind and turn into a werewolf."

"The right hand is really going to lose its mind." Hashima Seisuke said with a straight face, "Besides, it will fall on the largest muscle in your body."

"Bah." Senior sister covered her chest, "To actually say such words, Mr. Scumbag has once again set a new limit for human beings."

That's enough for you. The largest muscle in the human body is the gluteus maximus. What are you doing by covering your chest? The ingredient in Oppein is not muscle, but fat!

"Master!" The clear voice of the primary school disciple came over, "Hurry up, hurry up, go see Panda!"

"Hey, junior." Kasumigaoka Shiyu handed over the bag unceremoniously, "Help me carry the bag. This is your responsibility as a brother-in-law."

"..."

The group of people walked to the ticket office. Rixiang and Xiao Ai bought half-price tickets, then took a zoo tour brochure and lined up to enter the zoo.

"Wow, there are so many people."

Xiao Lixiang opened her eyes wide, "Sister lied and said that no one would come to the zoo in this kind of weather."

Even though it was a hot summer day, the zoo was still bustling with people instead of deserted.

"I'm right." Senior Sister held out a finger, "These people are warriors who have surpassed human limits, they are not ordinary people."

"Master, where is Panda?"

Xiao Ai looked up and said expectantly, "I haven't seen Panda yet. Let's go see Panda first."

"There is enough time, don't be anxious." Hajima Seisuke stretched out his right hand and landed on the head of the primary school disciple, gently smoothing the hair. "The panda house is inside the zoo. Let's go through it in order."

The zoo is quite large and is built against a mountain. The animals closest to the entrance are a group of zebras.

"Wow, it's a zebra."

"The teacher said you have to walk on a zebra crossing to go to school."

"You three stand together and I'll take some photos."

Naturally, you have to take photos when you come to the zoo. Seisuke Hashima took out his cell phone and took a few photos. He saw that Panda was the big killer. The two elementary school students were very well-behaved and there was no fighting over them like they did in the morning.

"Master, master, master." Xiao Ai asked curiously, "What color is the zebra?"

Seisuke Hajima said warmly: "Someone once shaved the zebra's hair, and then discovered that the zebra was a black horse with white stripes."

"Would the zebra feel lost if it was shaved off?" Xiao Lixiang asked, "My sister once shaved the dog's hair, and it was lost for a long time."

Children's questions are always full of imagination, and Hashima Seisuke patiently answered: "Because the weather is very hot, it will actually be cooler if you shave your hair."

"I see." Xiao Lixiang nodded seriously, "No wonder my sister just said she wanted to shave Onii-chan's hair. It turned out to be to cool down..."

Hey, hey, stop talking nonsense! Senior sister is talking about hair, not hair on other parts of the body, please make it clear!

While he was talking, two girls happened to be passing by, with expressions of incredible shock on their faces.

He looked at his senior sister with wide eyes, and then at Hajima Seisuke. He didn't know what he thought of, his face quickly turned red, and he turned around and ran away.

Hajima Kiyosuke: "..."

In contrast, the senior sister was much calmer. Instead of blushing, she said slowly: "If you, junior, are feeling hot, I can help you..."

I believe you!

If you're willing to help with that kind of thing, take your head off and play it as a ball right now! Besides being awesome, what else can you do?

After watching the zebras, Hajima Seisuke and others continued to walk forward.

The next animal house is the Asian gray wolf. Because the weather is hot, all the wolves are lying in the shade of the trees, sticking out their tongues and panting to cool down.

"Dog?" Rika tilted her head and asked.

"It's obviously a wolf." Xiao Ai corrected.

“The action of sticking your tongue out is that of a dog.”

Dogs want to dissipate heat in summer, mainly relying on their tongues. The Asian gray wolf lazily lying on the ground and sticking out its tongue looks worse than a husky, which makes it difficult to attract people's interest.

After simply taking a photo, a few people continued walking forward.

In the next garden, there were several creatures with dark brown fur that looked like large rats.

"...groundhog?"

Xiao Ai tilted her head and said.

"It's a wombat." Seisuke Hashima glanced at the introduction board next to him. "It's a unique creature in Australia. It has a pouch like a kangaroo, so it's called a wombat."

"Feels like a rat."

The senior frowned slightly and hid behind Hajima Kiyosuke, turning her head and refusing to look further.

The name is Wombat, but unfortunately it doesn’t look much like a bear, more like a large mouse. For the senior who is very afraid of mice, after one glance, she doesn’t want to look at it a second time.

"Hey, it's chocolate." Rika reached out and grabbed the corner of Hajima Seisuke's clothes, "There is such a big piece of chocolate on the ground."

Hajima Seisuke glanced at it and said speechlessly: "That thing... is not chocolate."

"Master, Master, Master, what is that?" the primary school student asked curiously, "I have never seen it before."

"That's the wombat's daddy, because the shape of the wombat's intestines is square, and the wombat's daddy is also square."

Hajima Kiyosuke silently told the cruel truth.

"..."

"Brother-in-law, let's go."

"Master, let's go quickly. We won't watch anymore."

Next, we saw giraffes, kangaroos, koalas, sloths, lions, etc. We just saw the orangutans and were about to go to the panda park when suddenly there was a panicked shout from behind.

"Oh no!"

"There's an orangutan out!"

"Everyone, hurry up and take shelter!"

The crowd quickly became commotion and began to run in panic. Hajima Kiyosuke reached out to protect the senior and the two elementary school students. He turned around and saw an orangutan appearing in the field of vision.

The senior sister couldn't help but complain, "You can actually let the orangutans escape. Has the prophecy of Rise of the Planet of the Apes come true?"

"Stop complaining and run away." Hashima Seisuke's face was full of black lines, "That orangutan is coming!"

Chapter 728 One Punch Hero

“What should I do if I encounter a wild animal?”

Of course I ran away quickly!

In nature, escape is always a more correct way to survive than fight.

Just like winning a fight against jail time or losing a fight against road rage in the hospital, fighting a wild animal has no benefits whether you win or lose.

So when he saw a wild orangutan charging towards him, Hajima Seisuke picked up an elementary school student in one hand without saying a word, turned around and ran away.

Fortunately, the senior sister is not a zhaili, otherwise she would have to hang another zhaili pendant around her neck.

"Senior, run quickly."

"I know."

Only an idiot would stay put at this time. The senior is not an idiot, so of course she won't stand still.

But before she could run very far, the senior student was touched by another tourist who was panicking. She lost her balance and fell to the ground.

The orangutan who successfully escaped from prison turned his eyes, fell on the senior sister, and ran straight towards the senior sister.

Hey, hey, there are so many people in the zoo, why do they only like the senior sister?

Could it be that the charm of the senior sister has exceeded the limit of species, and not only men and women are killed, but even orangutans are not immune?

Stop joking! Although orangutans are the primates closest to humans, their aesthetics must be different!

"call--"

Hashima Kiyosuke took a deep breath, stopped, and put down the two little lolita in his arms.

"Xiao Ai, take good care of Rika." Hashima Kiyosuke said seriously, "You two go to the front."

"I understand, master."

At the critical moment, Xiao Ai reached out to hold Rika and chose not to cause trouble to Hajima Kiyosuke.

"Brother-in-law, beat it."

Rika clenched her fists and shouted, "Don't let it bully my sister."

Hajima Seisuke took a deep breath, turned around and ran towards his senior sister.

This action was seen by the surrounding tourists and immediately caused a discussion.

"What does that boy want to do?"

"They must be going back to save people. I saw them watching giraffes together before. They must be a couple."

"Ah! I also want a boyfriend who will stand up for me at critical moments!"

"Acting impulsively may result in a double murder. At this time, waiting for the security to come is the most correct choice."

"It's a robot that can make the most correct and rational choice at all times, right?"

"..."

Hajima Seisuke quickly walked to the senior, pulled the senior up, and whispered: "Senior, can you leave?"

Kasumigaoka Shiyu bit her pink lips and said, "I can walk."

"Then go to Rika."

Hajima Kiyosuke looked serious, tensed his body, and looked directly into the orangutan's eyes.

It is a stupid choice to expose your back to wild animals. The correct approach is to look directly into the other person's eyes and continue to create pressure.

"Don't be nervous."