My girlfriend is Ying Li Li

"Onii-chan, I'm serious." The little blond girl raised her angelic and cute face and said in a cute and unclear voice, "Ciel wants to be Onii-chan's bride when she grows up..."

A drop of cold sweat fell from Hajima Kiyosuke's head, "Stop now, if you continue talking, someone will die!"

You are obviously just a six-year-old primary school student who has not learned addition and subtraction. When you are a bride, you can’t even count the bride price!

"Ah."

Ying Lili's pretty face condensed and she said expressionlessly: "Surrender yourself."

Chapter 714 Summer War

"I'm going back."

After the situation was clearly explained, Eiri was about to leave, "Yuzuru and the others are still waiting for me."

"We can play together."

Hajima Kiyosuke suggested.

"It's a good idea, but I refuse." Ying Lili took a bite of the ice cream. The sweetness and coldness of the fruit cream made her curl her eyes. "Wouldn't playing together disturb the intimacy time between you and the elementary school students?"

"Then you should be supervising next to me, right?"

"snort."

Ying Lili raised her chin, revealing a slender white neck, "There are so many people in the water park, and there are military police everywhere. If you dare, try it."

"Tha-"

His fingers were suddenly pulled gently.

Hajima Kiyosuke looked down and said warmly: "What's wrong?"

"There are so many people." The blond girl stood on tiptoes and pointed in the direction where the crowd was gathering. "It's so lively. I want to play."

Hajima Kiyosuke raised his eyes and said, "It looks like there should be some event..."

"Let's go." Hajima Seisuke looked at Zari, "Let's go take a look."

"Ha, why should I go with you?"

"stare--"

The little blond girl raised her little face and looked at Zhaili with her blue eyes like the sky and the sea, "Can we go together?"

Yinglili: "..."

Under the aegis of the super cute elementary school students, even Zhaili could only surrender obediently.

"Hey hey hey."

The blond girl stretched out her little hand and looked at Zhaili expectantly.

"Eh?" Yinglili was startled, blinked her eyes, and said softly, "Ciel-chan, do you want the ice cream in my hand?"

"It's not ice cream." Hashima Kiyosuke was speechless, "I want you to reach out."

"You knew it before Ciel-chan said anything." Zhaili's pretty face turned red and she complained, "As expected of the Loli King, she has rich experience."

Hajima Kiyosuke's face was expressionless: "You will make me angry again."

"ha?"

"You will be responsible for the consequences."

"you dare!"

Ying Lili had already guessed what the so-called "results at your own risk" meant. Her teeth were half exposed at the corners of her mouth, and she glared over in embarrassment, "Believe it or not, I called the police."

The little angel Charles held Seisuke Hashima in his left hand and Rizumi Rashi in his right hand, and the three of them walked forward together.

After passing through the crowd, we came to a beach. As expected, there was indeed an event going on.

"Wow, bearded doll." The primary school student opened his eyes wide and looked at a bearded doll among the prizes with sparkling eyes. "It's so cute."

Hajima Kiyosuke and Takumi looked at each other and twitched the corners of their lips.

"The aesthetics of primary school students is really different."

"You're right."

This kind of doll has a big head, a thick neck, and a beard like Natsume Soseki. There is nothing cute about it.

"Ciel-chan wants a doll?" Zhaili squatted down and asked softly.

"I want it." Charles said softly and softly with expectant eyes, "Uncle Bearded, attack, today is another day to safeguard justice -"

"I understand." A drop of cold sweat fell from Yinglili's head, "It should be the nearest anime character."

Eirili stretched out her hand to rub the top of Ciel's head, turned her eyes, and glanced at Hajima Seisuke: "You go and compete."

If you want to give gifts, you should participate in the competition yourself. What a mess it is to instruct others with confidence!

"Even if you say so, I can't participate in the competition alone." Hashima Seisuke said speechlessly, "This is a couple and parent-child event."

"Damn it." Ying Lili looked at the rules of the game carefully and couldn't help but screamed, "You don't consider the needs of singles. Bad review."

Hashima Seisuke said silently: "Because singles will never come to a place like the water park alone."

"Do you want to participate in the competition?" Seisuke Hashima looked at Zari, "Registration will close soon. If you want, sign up now."

Ying Lili opened her mouth, wanting to refuse, but unfortunately she couldn't stop the little girl's expectant gaze, so she could only turn her head and hum softly: "Sign up... It's just a consolation prize anyway, you can get it if you are a little bit lucky."

"Um."

Hajima Seisuke and Eiri walked to the registration office, simply registered their names, and quickly got their number plates.

After a while, a young female host in a swimsuit walked onto the makeshift stage, which quickly aroused cheers.

Fair skin is not worth mentioning. In front of Zhaili, no one can beat her.

The cuteness is only average, not even one-tenth of the little angel Ciel, but this female host has one attribute that far exceeds both Zhali and Ciel.

"Puh yo puh yo."

As the hostess sweated enthusiastically, the joyful beating sound of slime suddenly sounded in everyone's ears. It was like the song of the siren, and even the most heroic sailor's soul would be addicted to it.

"Wow." Charles opened his eyes wide, "Oppai is so big."

Hajima Kiyosuke nodded subconsciously: "It's really big."

"Snapped."

A pain in my foot.

Hajima Kiyosuke looked down and saw a jade foot stepping on his instep, crushing it gently like a slug.

"Your feet."

"What happened to my foot?"

Ying Lili looked at her with a smile, her squinting smile was particularly dangerous.

As expected, boys are all super superficial Oppa stars. When looking at girls, they only want to watch Oppa stars. Their biggest wish in life is to be suffocated to death in them!

Hajima Kiyosuke sighed: "It's a great honor to be stepped on by you."

"snort."

"Hello everyone, I am Yuki-chan." The female host, who was obviously suspected of selling welfare, made a scissor hand in front of her eyes, "Because there are more people signing up to participate, so in the first round, we will use a fun quiz to compete for the top ten. Group participating families...the competition starts now, please listen to the questions."

Hashima Seisuke cheered up and listened carefully to the questions.

"The first question is, why is it difficult for a car to move forward?"

your sister! This is obviously a brain teaser. The answer does not depend on the accumulation of knowledge at all, but on the imagination and a flash of inspiration!

"What kind of car?" Hajima Kiyosuke looked at Zari.

Ying Lili held her chin with her right hand: "I've seen this brain teaser, and the answer seems to be..."

"It's the windmill that Don Quixote likes to challenge the most!" A man raised his hand to answer.

The female host waved her hand: "Congratulations, the answer is correct."

Next, the female host asked a few more similar questions, but they were all quickly answered, making Ying Lili anxious.

"Please listen to the question, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sun Quan, Zhuge Liang, who is not a figure in the Three Kingdoms era?"

Finally, no one quickly raised their hands to answer this question. The Romance of the Three Kingdoms has the same status in Japan as the Celestial Empire. It is a well-known work, but at first glance, it is clear that there is no answer.

In the silence, Hajima Seisuke raised his right hand: "It's Cao Cao."

"Completely correct."

"Wow, Onii-chan is so awesome." The little angel Ciel hugged Hajima Seisuke's finger, "I don't understand at all, nya."

Yinglili was quite curious: "Why Cao Cao?"

"It was only after Cao Cao's death that Cao Pi dared to usurp the throne and establish the Wei Kingdom." Hashima Kiyoshi crossed his fingers and complained, "When it comes to the Three Kingdoms era, Cao Mengde comes to mind. However, Cao Cao has always lived in the 'Han Dynasty' and is not a figure from the Three Kingdoms era at all. .”

After successfully advancing, Hajima Seisuke and Zarashi will soon face the second competition.

Ice cube challenge.

Chapter 715 Win the game, lose your life

"How stupid."

"It's just stupid."

Yinglili rubbed the ice cubes and couldn't help but said: "Why are there such boring activities!"

Ice cube challenge is a very common type of game in Japanese summer activities. The gameplay is quite simple. Use friction to generate heat to melt the ice cubes. The one who melts the most within the specified time wins.

The problem is that you are not allowed to use tools to rub ice cubes, you can only rub them with your hands.

Yinglili must have never played this kind of summer game before. She was very interested in it at first, but after ten seconds, her whole body felt bad.

Eating popsicles in the summer is very comfortable, but rubbing the ice cubes with both hands is not comfortable at all. In just a short moment, Yinglili felt a tingling sensation in her fingers and almost lost consciousness, so the score dropped sharply, from interesting to Stupid game against humanity.

"Let me do it."

Hajima Seisuke looked at Eiri and said, "Take a rest."

"No." Zhai Li bit her pink lip, frowned, and said with a strong will to endure the pain, "Everyone else is two people, you will definitely lose by yourself, right?"

I'm sorry, in this round of the game, you can only be regarded as a mascot. The rubbing behavior like tickling is better than nothing. One more of you is not more, one less of you is not more!

"That's okay." Hajima Kiyosuke didn't try to persuade him any further. The match only lasted for two or three minutes and would be over soon. "I'll help you warm your hands later."

"No need." Ying Lili rubbed the ice cube awkwardly, her face tense, "Please keep a distance of more than three meters from me to avoid being misunderstood as an accomplice of lolicon."

"It's too late. We are all a family now."

"Bah, who is your family now?"

Yinglili's fangs were half exposed, and she had a fierce expression on her face that said, "I'll bite you if you believe it or not." "Cricket is a girl, so don't push yourself too far."

"competition is over."

As the voice of the super-fit female host rang out, Hajima Seisuke and Takuri quickly stopped their movements.

"call……"

Ying Lili raised her hands in front of her face, opened her mouth and exhaled to warm her hands.

"Stop blowing." Hashima Seisuke stretched out his right hand in front of Eiri, "Hold my arm."

Ying Lili turned her head: "No."

"No, right?" Hajima Kiyosuke raised his eyebrows slightly, "Then I'll keep you warm."

"You, you dare!"

Yinglili looked warily, and began to shiver at the thought of being held by ice-like hands. When she was in elementary school, it snowed heavily one winter, and someone threw a snowball into her neck during a snowball fight. After so many years, I still remember it clearly, and my teeth itch every time I think about it.

Yes, that's how you hold a grudge.

"You asked for this." Eirili stretched out her hands, grabbed Hajima Seisuke's arm, raised her pretty face, and hummed proudly, "Are you satisfied now?"