My girlfriend is Ying Li Li

“All men are born free, all men are created equal.”

“Freedom and equality always feel so far away.”

"..."

Xiao Mi shook her head vigorously to drive away the bad images in her mind, her pretty face already as red as the lava in the crater.

"A-just kidding!"

"We are all in the living room, and you are actually doing that kind of thing in the bedroom!"

"Still, am I misunderstanding? Kasumigaoka-senpai is not doing that kind of thing?"

Xiaomi was still a little sleepy at first, but now she couldn't sleep at all. She pricked up her ears and listened, and there seemed to be a strange sound coming from the bedroom.

"Audio hallucinations, all auditory hallucinations!"

Xiao Mian could no longer tell whether it was an auditory hallucination caused by nervousness or whether he really heard a strange sound. Only the quiet night suddenly became like a year.

"Forget it, go calm down..."

Xiao Mi walked into the bathroom, washed her hands, took out her cell phone and prepared to leave later. However, not long after, she suddenly heard a soft door opening in the living room.

"Eh?"

Xiao Mian was startled and quietly looked out through the crack in the door. The light was dim and he couldn't see who was coming out. "Is this voice... Senior Kasumigaoka coming out?"

"Senior is so fast?"

"No, maybe it's a life discussion."

Xiao Mian was still puzzled when he suddenly found a shadow man walking over in the dark, and his heart suddenly lifted.

"Oops, oops, it will definitely be embarrassing if you find yourself still awake, right?"

In a panic, the hamster subconsciously hid in a corner, silently praying that the other party would just go to the kitchen to drink water. Unfortunately, he was afraid that something might happen, so the other party quickly walked to the bathroom door, and then pushed the door open and entered.

"Coming in!"

Xiao Mi held his breath and used the faint light to confirm who the visitor was.

"He's actually a pervert senior."

Although he couldn't see his face clearly, Kasumigaoka-senpai had long hair that reached his waist. The short-haired boy without a shirt in front of him was undoubtedly Hajima Seisuke.

(Would you like to take a bite?)

Xiao Mi was still hesitating. The next second, a dim light suddenly lit up in the bathroom.

It was the faint light emitted by the mobile phone screen. Although it was dim, it was enough for lighting.

"..."

Xiaomi silently raised her hands to cover her cheeks.

If I could have my life over again, no matter what the third-year seniors and pervert seniors were doing, I would have slept well, so I wouldn't have encountered this kind of thing, right?

Staying up late is really dangerous, so be sure to go to bed early at night!

Xiaomi couldn't help but think of the night when he was first infected by Ebina's bad luck. At that time, he was staying in Ebina's apartment. After taking a bath, a very disgusting big moth flew in. In the process of chasing the moth, He accidentally pulled off Hajima Kiyosuke's shorts.

(Are all boys such terrible creatures?)

(I really want to die, I really want to die, I really want to die, I really want to die, I really want to die...)

(You obviously didn’t come into contact with Ebina today, so why did you encounter such bad luck? Is Ebina so powerful that his bad luck infected others from a distance?)

"who?"

At the same time, Hajima Seisuke finally noticed the girl hiding in the corner, and his hands shook in fright, and the phone almost fell into the toilet.

Golden shawl hair, familiar pajamas... Yinglili, no, it's Xiaomi?

What a cheat! You're not letting anyone sleep anymore! The senior sister’s night attack was just that. She hid in the bathroom in the middle of the night without saying a word, and even covered her face with her hands to pretend to be a ghost. She thought she had accidentally entered a hidden supernatural world. If she did it again, she would really have a heart attack. !

"Is it...Xiao Mi?"

"Pervert senior!"

A voice of embarrassment and anger flowed out from between the fingers, and it was undoubtedly the hamster's fault.

"What are you doing hiding here?"

Hajima Kiyosuke frowned and said, "I was almost scared to death by you."

"Obviously I was scared to death by the pervert senior, okay?"

Xiaomi covered her face with her hands, and thought of the terrifying and ferocious python she just saw in her mind. It was indeed the perverted senior, the male protagonist of the book who was born for sex!

"You...put on your pants first."

Xiao Mi tried hard to keep his voice calm. He must not show any timidity at this time. Once he feels guilty and scared, the pervert senior will feel that he is easy to bully. He might block himself in the bathroom and let him use his hands or even other places. What a disgusting thing to do!

Scenes like the bathroom appear often in books!

"Already dressed."

A rustling sound sounded. Hashima Kiyosuke quickly put on his shorts, his eyes twitching slightly: "Why are you hiding here?"

The phone screen turned off and the bathroom fell into darkness again.

Xiaomi moved his hands away from his face and glanced at Hajima Kiyosuke quietly. After discovering that Hajima Kiyosuke had indeed put on his shorts, he couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief, and then replied guiltily: "I can't sleep, I'm going to the bathroom."

Don't turn on the light when you go to the bathroom?

Don't say anything when you know someone is coming?

This kind of excuse can only fool Ebina!

Hajima Kiyosuke was silent for a moment and said quietly: "...did you see it?"

"Eh?"

Xiaomi's heartbeat skipped a beat, then accelerated sharply.

(Why does this tone sound like what the villain in a horror movie says after being exposed?)

(Does the senior want to kill someone and silence him?)

(Forcing yourself to take shameful photos and then using them as evidence to threaten people is most likely.)

Just when Xiaomi was panicking and couldn't help but want to call for help, Hajima Kiyosuke's voice sounded again.

"Senior sister has insomnia."

"She couldn't sleep in the living room, so she went into the bedroom to change beds with me."

"So I came out and slept on the couch."

Xiao Mi was stunned, not expecting the truth to be so simple: "...That's it?"

"Otherwise, what do you think senior sister wants to do?"

Chapter 682: Apologize by committing seppuku!

"I didn't think anything of it!"

Xiao Mi immediately denied it and was joking. If he said what he was thinking, he would definitely be regarded as an idiot!

"No, no."

Naturally, Hajima Kiyosuke would not argue with Xiaomi, and whispered: "You go out first, I will go to the bathroom."

"Hmph, pervert senior."

Xiaomi's eyes moved down slightly, and he gave Hajima Kiyosuke a shy and angry look.

But...senpai really didn't do that kind of thing with Kasumigaoka-senpai, right?

I heard that if a boy does something like that, he will enter the 'Sage Time'. If the senior is so scary, it must be gone.

"There is no best." Xiaomi breathed a sigh of relief and subconsciously distanced himself from the relationship. "If Ebina knew that the pervert senior was doing that kind of thing with others in the bedroom across the door, he would definitely be super sad, right?"

In order not to disturb Eiri and Ebina in the living room, the lights were not turned on in the bathroom. Fortunately, after getting used to it, I could barely see.

Because the area is very small, if Xiao Mian wants to leave, he will inevitably have to pass by.

Hashima Seisuke leaned against the wall and made way for Hamster Mi. The moment he passed by Hamster, a hesitant voice suddenly sounded from outside the door: "...Xiao Mi?"

Hamster Mi was startled when he heard the sound. He couldn't help but take a half step back and said quickly: "Ebina?"

"It's really Xiaomi." Ebina outside the door breathed a sigh of relief.

Xiao Mi whispered: "Why did you wake up?"

"I just woke up and realized you weren't around, and then someone seemed to be talking in the bathroom, and there was no light, so, I was a little worried..."

Ebina answered honestly.

Anyone who sees a shadow flickering in the dark bathroom will be afraid. If the 'missing' person is not his best friend Hamster Buri, Ebina might cover his head with a quilt and hide under the quilt to act like an ostrich!

"I'm fine..."

The voice stopped suddenly, as if something terrible had happened.

Hamster opened his eyes wide and panicked.

"We are encountering something now!"

…

"Oops."

Hajima Seisuke leaned back against the wall, holding one hand around Komiya's soft and slender waist, feeling a dull pain in the back of his head.

The hamster took half a step back, and happened to retreat into the arms of Hajima Kiyosuke. He had no choice but to do so. It was not a top-notch mansion. Ordinary apartments were always very small due to their streamlined design.

At this moment, the girl's soft body was half leaning in his arms, and the delicious aroma of shampoo and shower gel lingered gently on the tip of her nose. The flames of depravity that had not been completely extinguished suddenly began to burn again.

"A Spartan never gives up!"

Hajima Kiyosuke, who has been reborn once with lust, is transformed into a Spartan warrior this time and will not be kicked off the cliff again. Unfortunately, the body's instinct is not restricted by reason.

Hashima Kiyosuke suddenly realized one of the true meanings of life.

Human beings are too small, and they are easily tempted by various impulses. They spend a lot of time fighting against themselves every day. If they want to maintain absolute sanity and rationality, they can only give up their human identity.

——I am no longer a human being! JOJO!

"Hundanhundanhundan!"

I have never eaten pork before but I have always seen pigs running away. Xiao Mi was stunned for a few seconds, and soon murderous intent surged up, and he couldn't help but want to run away.

"The pervert senior is so heartless!"

"Ebina is right outside the door. You still think about that kind of thing. Be careful of Ebina turning black. Go to the kitchen and get a knife and rush in now!"

"The more bully someone is, the more dangerous they are when they get angry. Even if Ebina is easy to bully, he might be the final boss!"

"Xiao Mi?" Ebina's worried voice came from outside the door: "Are you okay? Why didn't you speak suddenly?"

"..."

Xiao Mi took a deep breath, and thousands of thoughts swirled in his mind, and finally turned into a smile that was about to cry without tears. He suppressed the grievances overflowing in his heart, and tried his best not to make a strange sound: "I... fine."

no.

Seniors cannot be exposed.

If Ebina found herself hiding in the bathroom with her senior in the middle of the night, there would be no way to explain it, right?

He clearly promised to help Ebina conquer the seniors, but ended up eating secretly in the bathroom. Even Ebina would be very angry, right?

Xiaomi bit her lower lip tightly, trying to distance herself from Hajima Kiyosuke, but desperately found that she couldn't.

The body has no strength.

Seeing it with your eyes and having it in person are two completely different things.

Lu Xun once said: Human beings' joys and sorrows are not the same. I only think they are noisy.