My girlfriend is Ying Li Li

"Come here and get weighed."

"weight?"

The senior sister's eyes flashed: "Not interested."

"Everyone has been tested."

"What does it have to do with me?"

"You must not feel guilty, right?" Ying Lili crossed her arms on her chest. A fat woman with black stockings didn't just say that casually. Cricket Kasumigaoka is not thin at all.

"Only those who don't eat it secretly will feel guilty." The senior sister said slowly, "I don't have such a thing as a guilty conscience."

In any case, the senior sister is not willing to test her weight. It is very simple. Her weight measured at the beginning of the year was 52 kilograms. After more than half a year, she has probably grown a little bit more. So those who call their wives every day should do some physical exercise first. , otherwise even if you really see your senior sister, you will fall down from exhaustion within less than a hundred meters after picking her up!

"Kasumigaoka Shiu!"

Ying Lili clenched her fist, who ate it secretly?

I have never done anything like that!

"Don't make any noise." Hashima Seisuke walked out of the kitchen, holding the freshly chilled and cut watermelon in his hand, "Come here and eat the watermelon."

"stare--"

Yinglili looked angrily.

"Well..." Hashima Kiyosuke was silent for half a second, "You continue after eating."

In addition to being very expensive, the watermelon tasted average. Hashima Seisuke took a bite of the watermelon and quickly made a decision. What kind of watermelon would he eat in the future? He might as well buy two kilograms of pork ribs, which is much more fragrant than watermelon!

"Meow~"

Fat Orange, who was taking a nap on the ground, heard the sound of eating, and walked over with his tail raised.

"I heard that cats' hearing is three times that of humans, and they can hear as long as they eat." Xiao Mi complained, "So those cats that ignore you no matter how much you yell, it's not that they haven't heard, but they are actually too lazy to pay attention to you. .”

Hajima Seisuke nodded: "You can never wake up someone who is pretending to be asleep."

Fat Orange sat on the ground, raised his paws and began to bow. He thought he would forget this skill when he grew up, but instead of forgetting it, he became more proficient in it.

Except for Hajima Kiyosuke who was immune to this move, all the other girls were affected by it. Even the senior sister's eyes flashed slightly. Ebina was more like a devout believer, ready to donate all the watermelons in his hand.

"Senior?"

Ebina looked over expectantly.

"You can feed them a little." Hajima Seisuke nodded lightly, "Some cats really like to eat fruits, such as durian. Just feed them less to avoid diarrhea."

"I understand, senior."

After receiving permission, Ebina carefully removed the seeds from the watermelon and then fed him a small piece of watermelon.

Ying Lili also fed a small piece of watermelon, "It feels a little sweet, isn't it addictive?"

"Won't."

Hajima Seisuke clapped his hands and said: "Cats lack the genome to sense sugar and cannot taste the taste of 'sweet'. On the contrary, some people need to avoid sweets, otherwise they are likely to have oral ulcers and toothaches."

The senior sister's right hand lightly reached to Hashima Kiyosuke's waist, and she said nonchalantly: "Well, what junior-kun said makes sense...but I don't listen."

"..."

After eating the watermelon, the next step is to review your homework and sharpen your skills before the battle. Those who review in the last week before the exam have already proved this law with their bodies.

In the blink of an eye, it was evening. Hashima Seisuke and Ebina cooked dinner together. Xiaomi planned to leave, but Hashima Seisuke stayed behind. It was just an extra pair of bowls and chopsticks. It was nothing. Anyway, Toma Taihei would not be available until after nine o'clock in the evening. There is another reason for going home:

If Xiaomi is there, Eiriri will not expose her true face in order to maintain her own image, which can save a lot of trouble, and Ebina can feel at ease.

Nine o'clock in the evening.

The phone suddenly vibrated, Hajima Seisuke took out the phone, and then looked at Zari.

Eri is reciting history. Japan is obviously a small country, but its history is extremely trivial and complicated, which is a headache. Sensing Hajima Kiyoshi's gaze, Eri raised her eyes and asked, "Why are you looking at me?"

"It's Aunt Sayuri's phone number."

"ha?"

Yingli raised her eyebrows and immediately put down her pencil, "Hurry up and go to the balcony!"

Hajima Seisuke walked to the balcony and answered the phone.

"Aunt Sayuri, good evening."

Hajima Kiyosuke said.

"Call me sister~" Sayuri Sawamura's pleasant voice sounded in the night wind, "I'm obviously seventeen forever, but auntie sounds so scary."

Hajima Kiyosuke lowered his head and looked at Takumi.

"No shouting."

Eiriri's eyes indicated that she did not speak for the time being, preparing to listen to what Hajima Kiyosuke and her mother would usually say.

"I understand." Hashima Kiyosuke nodded, "Sister Sayuri."

"Hundan!"

Eirili couldn't help but put her hand on Hajima Kiyosuke's waist, "You call that Obasan sister, then who am I?"

Is she still your niece?

Hajima Seisuke's expression remained unchanged. The maximum grip strength of the house pear was only ten kilograms, and the pain of pinching it was not worth mentioning.

On the other end of the phone, Sayuri's voice was lazy: "Well, I'm taking a shower..."

"What? Taking a shower?!"

Yinglili opened her eyes wide, and her ponytails almost exploded.

(Hundanmei control! My mother actually called you while taking a shower. The relationship between you two has progressed to this point?!)

A drop of cold sweat fell from Hajima Seisuke's head, and he realized that he had accidentally walked to the edge of the cliff. If he was not careful, he might fall off the cliff and be shattered to pieces.

If she thought that she and Aunt Sayuri were not clear-cut, Eiri-ri would definitely explode like a balloon dipped in lemon juice! Maybe he can evolve into a Super Saiyan and throw himself from the second floor balcony!

"Yinglili's father won't come back at night, and Yinglili also sent me a message telling me that he won't come back. I'm the only one at home, and it's very boring..."

Hey, hey, shut up! Don't talk about loneliness and boredom in the same tone as a harem, it will make Yinglili commit murder! If you feel bored, just read a book or play galgame. If that doesn't work, open Civilization VI. You can easily stay up all night in the next round!

"death penalty!"

murderous look.

The boundless murderous aura enveloped me, causing the hot summer air on the balcony to suddenly dissipate. Frost began to condense on the surrounding areas. If you answer a wrong question, you will be killed!

"Aunt Sayuri, why are you calling me?" Hajima Kiyosuke held the little hand pinched by Zuli, and took a gentle breath. As Sayuri said "empty and lonely", the pain in his waist suddenly increased. Sure enough, his mother was Zhaili's Nilin, how on earth do those who want to eat the mother/daughter rice bowl avoid being killed!

"Are you taking your final exams?"

Hajima Seisuke nodded: "The exam will be finished tomorrow."

"Eiri has rarely read seriously in the past few days, and has not even drawn in the notebook. Sure enough, it is the final exam again." The sound of water rushing on the phone sounded, probably Sayuri Sawamura was playing with the water with her feet out of boredom, "Since there is an exam tomorrow , you two are not allowed to do H things at night."

your sister! Is that why you called me to say this? The apartment is just that big, and with both senior and Ebina here, there is no chance for you to do anything H!

"Don't worry, Aunt Sayuri." Hajima Kiyosuke couldn't help complaining, "There are others here."

"Well, anyway, you two be safe, I don't want to..." before graduating from high school.

"Obasan!"

Yinglili couldn't bear it anymore, grabbed the phone and shouted: "What on earth are you talking about!"

"Hey, Eiri-chan is actually eavesdropping?"

"Who eavesdropped?" Ying Lili showed her little fangs, "I was obviously listening openly and openly."

Mrs. Sayuri quickly calmed down: "Now that you have discovered it, there is nothing we can do..."

"Eh?"

Yinglili was startled, and her heart suddenly became excited again.

Mom, what does this mean?

Did he accidentally uncover some truth?

Dad is really busy with social activities recently and rarely comes home. Could it be that this girl is taking advantage of mom's loneliness and boredom to secretly attack her?

And he succeeded?

"I didn't. Aunt Sayuri and I are innocent, as can be seen from the sun and the moon!"

Hashima Kiyosuke immediately proved his innocence.

"Huh huh huh..." Sayuri on the other end of the phone hummed a few times, then suddenly let out a joyful laugh like a silver bell, "Eiri, are you scared? Have your mother's acting skills improved?"

Yinglili: "..."

"Who told you not to come back at night? We are bored alone, so we want to have some fun."

Hajima Kiyosuke: "..."

You are not just a fujoshi, you are also a devil! With horns sprouting from the top of her head and a tail growing from the back of her butt, the senior sister will bow her head in front of you and be willing to admit defeat!

"call--"

Ying Lili took a deep breath, her eyes twitched slightly, she gritted her teeth and said, "Go and be alone! At home!"

Eirili immediately hung up the phone and returned the phone to Hajima Seisuke, her face frosty as she said: "Don't call my mother in the future."

"Understood." Hajima Seisuke nodded. It was clear that Sayuri called just now, and he was the victim. "I never took the initiative to call Aunt Sayuri."

I haven't called, but I've sent messages.

"Don't buy milk tea to bribe her either."

"let me consider it."

"Finally..." Yinglili lowered her voice and looked fiercely, "If you dare to have dirty thoughts, don't even think about me talking to you again!"

"..."

Chapter 679 Can’t sleep at night

It's half past ten in the evening.

"It's time to go to bed."

Hajima Seisuke closed his laptop and looked at the girls at Zari, "There are exams tomorrow, so go to bed early."

"I understand, senior."

Ebina nodded obediently. Her sleep schedule was similar to that of Hashima Kiyosuke. She went to bed early and got up early, and never stayed up late. If she wasn't always nervous during exams, she should be able to become a truly obedient top student.

"Hey, half past ten is too early, isn't it?"

Ying Lili complained in her heart. If she were at home, she would still be writing and painting in the notebook at 10:30, but now the environment forces her to draw in the notebook.

"Senior is right." Xiao Mi voted in favor, "I have an exam tomorrow, so I really should rest early."

This hamster did not go upstairs to go home. The reason is very simple.

When she wanted to leave, Ebina had a scared look on her face that said she was about to be made into a human sandwich.

One of the people making the sandwich would definitely not be Seisuke Hashima, so needless to say, it would definitely be the senior and Takumi.

"For Ebina's sake, I must stay."

"There will be an exam tomorrow. If Ebina spends the whole night in fear, tomorrow's exam will definitely affect her performance."

"You'll be depressed all summer, right?"

“The bed is a bit small.”

The senior asked a question, and then said in a casual and lazy tone: "Younger, why don't you change the bed to a bigger one tomorrow, otherwise you won't be able to achieve the achievement of 'sleeping with a big quilt'."

your sister! How big of a bed do you need to be big enough for five people to sleep together? That’s all for two people. If five people sleep together, they’ll get too hot! You have to wait until winter to unlock it. If you sleep with a quilt in the summer to unlock it, you must have a walnut stuck in your head!

"Eh?"

Ebina glanced at Hajima Kiyosuke shyly, then quickly lowered his head to look at his toes, and there was a faint white steam spurting out from above his head.