My girlfriend is Ying Li Li

"Tsk, taking advantage and still being obedient is indeed a bad trait in men."

Stop talking nonsense! Only idiots would take advantage of you in this kind of weather. Do you know how hot you are? Holding you in your arms feels like a stove in the summer. In addition to being hot, you are still hot!

Not to mention that Ebina is right next to you. Although he doesn't dare to speak out to attack you, his aggrieved eyes are even more troublesome.

"stare--"

A gaze fell straight over.

Full of murderous intent.

The cold air that seemed to be blowing from Siberia made Hajima Kiyosuke shiver slightly, and he felt the temperature in the air drop rapidly.

"This look... is not Ebina's."

Hajima Kiyosuke quickly looked around, looking for the source of the murderous aura. He soon saw a petite girl wearing a campus uniform, with twin ponytails, and her brilliant golden color looked like a handicraft in the sun. She was riding a bicycle, squinting her eyes. Looking at himself murderously.

The little tiger teeth slightly exposed at the corner of the mouth shone with a cold light, as if she would turn into a vampire queen at the next moment, bite her in one bite, and let her blood splash five steps away, leaving her dead on the street.

…

"That slutty girl actually kissed me in front of me?!"

Yinglili was very angry.

Very angry.

After working hard at school, I finished the exam and was dragged to the art department for a meeting. It was almost over. I rode my bicycle back under the bright sun, tired, thirsty and naked. My only expectation was to get home as soon as possible and take a shower. Eat an ice cream to your heart's content, and then you end up hugging and laughing with that sinister woman?

What is intolerable is unbearable.

This is still on the street. If you go back to the apartment, will you two still take a shower together?

The green light comes on.

Ying Lili tightened her little face, got on her bicycle and came straight over, her golden twin ponytails fluttering in the wind, her fighting spirit burning behind her, like the Fire Cloud Evil God who had just appeared on the scene, with a fierce momentum.

"Yinglili, listen to my explanation..."

Hajima Kiyosuke was sweating faintly on his forehead. Unexpectedly, as soon as he was hugged by his senior sister, he would meet the most unwanted person, Takumi. Could it be that he was also affected by Ebina?

"What else can you explain?"

Eiri looked at Hashima's arm held by her senior sister, biting her lower lip angrily, "How long do you plan to hold on to this scheming girl!"

I waited for the red light before coming over. There was a full ten seconds in between, but the two of you were still hugging each other and not letting go. It was obviously intentional!

"Sawamura-san, if you are so angry, be careful of heatstroke."

The senior sister said slowly: "Speak slowly if you have anything to say...Junior and I won't listen anyway."

It has to be said that the senior and Zhaili are indeed the same as old enemies. If someone bumps into her, the senior will inevitably blush no matter how calm she is. After meeting Zhaili, not only will she calm down immediately, she will also be in a teasing mood.

"Kasumigaoka Shiu!"

"Senior, don't make trouble."

Seeing that the two of them were at odds with each other and would fight if they disagreed, Hajima Kiyosuke felt an extra headache.

"you……"

Ying Lili bit her pink lips, turned around and wanted to leave.

To actually talk to the sinister Kasumigaoka in this tone would make his lungs explode with anger.

"Ebina, help me carry something." Hashima Kiyosuke said quickly.

"Ah good."

Ebina nodded timidly. Whether it was Eiriri or Kasumigaoka-senpai, they were demon king-level existences, which made Ebina afraid to speak.

"Snapped."

Hajima Seisuke grabbed the handlebars of Tori's bicycle.

"Hands away." Zhaili bit her lower lip, her pretty face frosted.

Only an idiot would take it away at this time! The misunderstanding has not been explained clearly, so I let you go away like this, and you will be angry and say nothing, and then you will catch yourself and your senior sister together every time, and finally feel sad and accept other boys' confessions out of revenge... This is not the case... A bloody Korean drama is staged in reality!

"Ebina won the lottery." Hajima Kiyosuke said solemnly.

"Eh?"

Ying Lili was startled and subconsciously looked at the red-haired weak woman.

One day two months ago, she was taking care of Fat Orange in Seisuke Hashima's apartment. She happened to meet Ebony who won the lottery. She didn't believe in the saying of "bad luck" at all. As a result, she suffered a lot on the way home and was almost killed by a stray dog. Bullying, fortunately Hajima Seisuke arrived in time.

"Yeah, sorry."

Ebina weakly apologized.

"Could it be that……"

Yinglili was not a fool. Except for English, which she really couldn't learn, her scores in other subjects were very good. She turned her eyes to look at her senior sister.

"That's right." Hajima Seisuke sighed, "Senior sister believes in science as much as you do, but she fell into the trap and is now riddled with bad luck."

After knowing that there was a reason, most of the murderous look on Ying Lili's face dissipated, and her eyebrows were still slightly frowning: "Even if it is this... why is she hugging you?"

"Junior, please don't say that."

"Sister control Kiyosuke, tell me quickly."

"What, are you jealous?" Kasumigaoka Shiyu half-squinted his eyes and looked at Zhaili.

"Ha, would I be jealous?" Ying Lili pinched her waist with one hand and pushed the bicycle with the other hand, making people wonder if she would suddenly look up to the sky and laugh three times, "I just don't like you guys."

Ebina was carrying something, timidly listening to the exchange between Zhaili and her senior sister, and a sudden realization came to her heart.

(This should be the Shura field that Xiao Mi mentioned, right?)

(It’s really scary.)

"Shut up, both of you."

Hajima Kiyosuke said with a straight face, successfully attracting the attention of Takumi and his senior.

It's hard to be a human being. Sometimes you have to keep a bowl of water flat, otherwise no one will be happy. Sometimes you can't keep a bowl of water flat, and still no one is satisfied.

"If you have anything to say, let's talk about it later."

Facing the unkind looks from his senior sister and Takumi, Hajima Kiyosuke said without changing his expression: "The sun is so bright, isn't it hot for you two?"

"..."

The four of them turned and walked towards the apartment.

The entire journey was silent.

Back to the apartment soon.

"It's so hot." The senior raised her right hand and fanned the wind in front of her face. Her left hand was still covering her chest. The katsuobushi in her hand had already been handed over to Ebina. It could be said that her hands were empty and she was even more relaxed than Zhaili. "Junior-kun, put the Turn on the air conditioner."

"The remote control is on the table. Turn it on yourself." Seisuke Hashima put the ingredients into the kitchen. "Don't make the temperature too low. Be careful of catching a cold when it gets hot and cold."

"knew."

The senior sister picked up a change of clothes and walked to the bathroom: "I'm going to take a shower first. I feel so uncomfortable."

(To be so obedient without even a venomous word, He Lun is completely different in front of him...)

Yinglili looked at her senior's back and couldn't help but show her little fangs.

I even put a change of underwear in the bedroom. How many times have you two lived together behind my back?

"Why is that scheming woman's change of underwear in your bedroom?"

Ebina also looked up, nervously waiting for Hajima Kiyosuke's answer.

"Senior sister is an expert in cultivating immortals. She often stays up late and suffers from insomnia. Sometimes she can't sleep all night." Hashima Seisuke told the truth, "But I can sleep in my bedroom, so I occasionally come over to stay overnight... Her change The underwear is in the travel bag, not in the wardrobe.”

This must be explained clearly.

If two people put their underwear in the same closet, they are living together.

"Is it black tea?"

Yinglili's pretty face is frosted.

"Hey, black tea?" Ebina's eyes were blank.

We were talking about underwear just now, why did it suddenly change to black tea?

"……I've mispoken."

Eiri changed the topic silently. Facing Ebina's pure and flawless eyes, she really couldn't say anything too dirty, "Is it a sleeping pill?"

"I didn't." Hashima Kiyosuke decisively denied.

Zhaili was unmoved and complained: "Before that scheming girl goes to bed, pour the powdered sleeping pill into the water glass and let Kasumigaoka Shiyu drink it. Of course, she can sleep soundly."

"No wonder I feel sore all over when I wake up every morning." Amidst the sound of running water, the lazy voice of the senior sister was heard again, "It turns out it's because of the sleeping pills given by the younger generation."

your sister! It's almost enough for you two. Ebina is still there. Don't pollute Ebina too!

You have to touch your conscience when you speak. If you want to do something obscene, do you still need sleeping pills?

The whips, handcuffs, and collars in the utility room can be used at any time! By then you won’t be sore all over, but you won’t be able to get out of bed!

"S-Senior." Ebina summoned up the courage and whispered, "Don't take sleeping pills often. Mom said it's not good for your health. If you want to sleep, you can listen to piano music for a while. You'll feel sleepy soon."

Yinglili: "..."

So pure.

Ashamed of oneself.

When I was as pure as Ebina, I had to go all the way back to the fifth grade of elementary school, right?

That's right, Teacher Eri Kashiwagi started writing books in elementary school, and started producing and selling books by himself in junior high school. His richness in physiological knowledge far exceeds Ebina's.

"I don't need to listen." Hajima Seisuke shook his head, "Because I fell asleep soon."

I have developed a routine of work and rest. I turn off the lights and go to bed on time at 10:30 every night.

play cell phone?

nonexistent.

It's better to practice shogi in your mind.

"Senior sister is staying overnight tonight."

Hajima Seisuke looked at Zari, "I'm just here to review history and geography tomorrow."

Yinglili wanted to refuse, but when the words came to her lips, she couldn't help but hesitate.

If he leaves, that scheming woman will definitely act unscrupulously and take advantage of her, right?

There is only one Liu Xiahui. It is better to believe in the determination of a boy than to believe that the iron tree will bloom!

Eiri is very sure that Hashima Kiyosuke is not just a Yagoshita Megumi, but a big-tailed pervert, and he is also a uniform and stockings lover. He is far away from the abstinent male protagonists in comics!

If he and the sinister woman were left alone, who knew what would happen.

no.

Can't let it go!

"Meow~"

Fat Orange came over and rubbed against Zhaili's legs. Cats have many scent glands on their heads. When they rub against others, they will leave behind scent. This is the same as dogs marking their territory with urine. Of course, it's cute when a cat rubs against you, but if a dog dares to pee, it will be beaten.

Facing the cub she had raised with one hand, the murderous look on Ying Lili's face immediately dissipated. She reached out and hugged Fat Orange: "It feels a little heavier."

"I remember there was a scale at home."

Hashima Seisuke washed his hands in the kitchen: "Do you want to try weighing Fat Orange?"

Yinglili was a little curious: "Bring the scale over here."

"Wait a moment."

Hajima Seisuke quickly found the scale. This thing was a household electronic scale. He didn’t know what the predecessor bought it for. It had been gathering dust in the corner. Just like most treadmills, buying it means using it.

"No problem." Hajima Seisuke checked the status of the electronic scale, and then said, "Put the fat orange up."

This orange cat is in the bitter summer. It is usually lazy and refuses to move. It is not afraid of running when it is placed on the electronic scale. Instead, it stretches and lies down on its back.