My girlfriend is Ying Li Li

"Do you still want to bully me on the street?"

"you guessed right."

Kasumigaoka Shiyu: "..."

The two walked into the Xiaomeilang Clinic in front and took a look at the environment. Although the facilities were a bit old, they were quite clean and tidy. The area of ​​such clinics is usually small, and many of them are for families. They treat patients on the first floor and treat patients on the second floor. Residents are an existence created by Japan's special medical system, and there are many of them in Tokyo.

"Good morning." A clear and pleasant voice sounded, "Do you two need anything?"

Hajima Kiyosuke followed the sound and saw a girl sitting up behind the counter...no, standing up, but she was very short, with a petite and slender body. She stood at about the same height as others sitting.

"Excuse me, let's come over and buy an oral ulcer patch." Hashima Kiyoshi replied politely.

"Is the oral ulcer serious?" The petite girl raised her hand to cover her mouth, yawned, and then said, "If it's serious, use the yellow oral ulcer patch, which can relieve pain quickly, but it's two hundred yen more expensive. If it's not serious, use the white one. Oral ulcer patch, the effect is slower, but equally effective.”

The senior looked at Hashima Seisuke, leaned close to Hashima Seisuke's ear, and whispered: "Can this elementary school student believe it?"

Although it is just a mouth ulcer patch and not an important medicine, it is still a little uneasy to let primary school students take medicine.

"You shouldn't judge a person by his appearance." Hashima Kiyosuke whispered, "...Maybe he is a junior high school student."

Take Kirie for example, although she is only 1.41 meters tall and is not even allowed to ride on the roller coaster when she goes to the amusement park because she is too small, she is a serious high school student.

The senior sister pondered: "The eyes really don't look like those of a primary school student."

"boom."

A muffled sound attracted the attention of Hashima Kiyosuke and his seniors.

The two of them looked up and discovered that there was a thick exercise book on the counter. It was actually an exercise book for the senior high school exam preparation. The name "Little Meirang Aicheng" was written next to it.

"..."

Hajima Seisuke was immediately speechless.

Sure enough, people can’t be judged by their appearance. If they hadn’t taken out the exercise book, who would have believed that the little one in front of them was a senior in the third grade of high school! He's not as tall as Ginko, and he looks very young, so he looks like he's a junior high school student!

"Can I get the medicine now?"

A stiff smile appeared on the girl's face.

If Hashima Seisuke and his senior were not guests, they probably wouldn’t even smile at this moment.

"Sorry." Hashima Seisuke coughed lightly, "Please help us get the medicine."

After buying a box of white oral ulcer patches and paying the bill, Hajima Seisuke and his senior said goodbye quickly.

"Really, that boy looks quite smart, but in the end he still judges people by their appearance and makes people angry all morning. If it doesn't work, I'll take it out on my junior brother..."

{PS: Suddenly I remembered the famous scene in Teacher Eromanga where Veil Mist and the Black Cat group met in the shopping mall... I am also someone who can write linkages! )

Chapter 633: Dip the pig cage!

"Junior, help me get my school bag."

Walking to a remote alley, Kasumigaoka Shiu handed over her schoolbag, calling Hashima Seisuke without any psychological burden.

"Um."

Hashima Seisuke took the schoolbag and looked at the oral ulcer patch. He had never seen this thing before.

The senior sister tore open the outer package. Inside were ten small plasters, arranged the same as ordinary cold medicines. They looked only about the size of buttons, and then... they turned out to be really plasters.

In Japan, because most of the plasters are Category II drugs and do not require prescriptions or medicine books, the phenomenon of "anything can be plastered" has emerged. One plaster for colds and fevers, one for bruises, and one for irregular menstruation. With one patch, it seems that no matter what the disease is, you can find the corresponding plaster.

"Junior, have you never used it before?"

Kasumigaoka Shiyu picked up a piece of plaster with her fingertips. It looked as thin as a piece of paper, completely different from the thick plaster in her impression.

"No."

Hajima Seisuke shook his head. He had used watermelon frost, but unfortunately, there was no such thing in Japan. "I don't want to use it either."

"What to do with dental ulcer?"

"Bear it." Hajima Kiyosuke said silently, "Just bear with the pain and it will be fine."

"Those who want to achieve great things must endure what ordinary people cannot endure." The senior sister clasped her right hand on her chest and complained, "Junior-kun is very good. From now on, I will call you a ninja..."

"you shut up."

Hajima Kiyosuke interrupted with a straight face.

That deliberately suspicious pause was obviously talking about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Even though he is a turtle, he has at least saved the world several times!

The senior sister lightly opened her pink lips and applied a piece of oral ulcer patch to the affected area. It only took about ten seconds, which was quite simple and convenient.

Hajima Seisuke thought the matter was over, but the senior picked up another piece of oral ulcer patch with her fingertips.

"There is one more place..."

Kasumigaoka Shiyu pursed her pink lips, a faint blush suddenly appeared on her pretty face, and ordered: "Turn around."

"Huh?" Hajima Kiyosuke was puzzled, "What are you going to do when you turn around?"

The senior sister looked away and hummed: "You can turn around as you please, a cricket is just a paramecium, there are too many problems."

After being taught so many times by Paramecium, you still don't have a long memory. In fact, like Zhaili, you only have a memory of seven seconds!

Hashima Seisuke roughly guessed what his senior wanted to do and turned around with a straight face.

Suddenly there was a wind blowing, and a gust of cool breeze blew through the alley, sweeping away the heat and bringing refreshing coolness.

"Snapped."

There was a strange sound from behind.

"What?" Hajima Kiyosuke asked casually with his back to his senior sister.

"The plaster was blown away by the wind." Kasumigaoka Shiyu bit her silver teeth, obviously very unhappy.

Hashima Seisuke was speechless: "Just blow it away and take another piece."

The canker patch looks thinner than window paper, so it won't be a surprise if it blows away in the wind.

Kasumigaoka Shiyu took a deep breath: "I can't take it anymore."

Hajima Seisuke thought that the entire box of medicine had been blown away by the wind. When he turned around, he found that the medicine was firmly in the hands of the senior sister, and there was no problem at all: "How did you..."

Kasumigaoka Shiyu stretched out her right hand.

"Young generation, please see for yourself."

Hajima Kiyosuke looked down and was speechless. His senior sister's white and slender fingers were suddenly stained with a light layer of floating dust.

"Caught the wall?"

It's definitely not possible to apply medicine on the street. The two of them were in a very narrow alley, and they would hit the wall accidentally.

"Just now the plaster was blown away by the wind. I reached out to grab it, but I didn't expect to catch the wall..." The senior sister looked very bad. She couldn't catch the plaster and her fingers were dusty. It was a typical example of losing the army after losing the wife.

Hashima Seisuke took out a tissue from his pocket: "Wipe your hands."

"You can't get it clean even after wiping it, right?" The senior sister took out a paper towel and began to wipe her fingers. "Give me another one."

It's enough! Since it says it can’t be wiped clean, don’t use it! It’s so extravagant and wasteful to use a second one after using one!

The senior raised her hand in front of her and looked at it carefully. The dust on her fingers had naturally been wiped off, but she still felt very unclean before washing her hands.

"Go ahead and find a convenience store to wash your hands?" Hajima Kiyosuke suggested.

""If you don't go, it's so troublesome. "Senior sister is irritable.

Hajima Kiyosuke was speechless: "This won't work, and that won't work either. How about I help you put it on?"

"..."

After a few seconds of silence.

Kasumigaoka Shiyu bit her pink lips, raised her hand to hold up the black hair beside her ears, and said in a nonchalant tone: "There is no other way. At this time, I can only use the tool of the younger generation."

"I'm really sorry, tool man." Hajima Kiyosuke said with a straight face, "You are so powerful, you can handle it yourself."

"Snapped."

The pill box was photographed in the hands of Seisuke Hajima.

"The location of the second ulcer..." The senior hesitated for half a second, then said with a slight blush on her pretty face, "It's on the tip of the tongue."

No wonder you ordered to turn around just now, it turns out you were shy! Lao Siji, who has been certified by the Qiu Mingshan Racing Association, is actually shy and blushing. It is a rare sight!

"Why don't you wait until you get to school and do it by yourself?" Hajima Kiyosuke said hesitantly.

"Well, the so-called man dies at the moment of indecision."

The corners of Hashima Kiyosuke's eyes twitched, and he resisted the urge to teach his senior sister a lesson, and ordered: "Open your mouth."

After hesitating for a few seconds, the senior sister lightly opened her pink lips and stuck out the tip of her tongue.

The red lips are pink, the tip of the tongue is delicate, coupled with the rare light blush, and the shy and erratic wine-red eyes, there is something indescribably alluring in it.

Hashima Kiyosuke suddenly remembered a poem written by Cao Zhi in Luo Shen Fu: "Red lips are bright on the outside, white teeth are fresh on the inside. Bright eyes are good at gazing, and dimples assist in inheriting power."

It is obviously the most suitable word to describe the senior sister at this moment.

"faster."

The senior sister's eyes urged her to calm down. She thought that a trivial matter like sticking out her tongue would be nothing. After all, it was an old trick of showing off cute selfies, so she didn't need to worry about it at all. Unfortunately, it was more embarrassing than she imagined.

Hajima Seisuke composed himself, dismissed the distracting thoughts in his mind, tore open the package, and picked out a piece of oral ulcer patch with his fingertips. It was as thin and light as he imagined.

"Saw the wound."

Hajima Seisuke quickly found the wound.

There is an ulcer about the size of a sesame seed on the right side of the tongue, slightly inward. It looks small, but it doesn't hurt at all.

Hashima Seisuke held his breath, concentrated, and pressed the oral ulcer patch on his fingertips. In order to prevent the ulcer patch from falling off, he pressed it twice gently.

"Wow--"

The sound of braking suddenly sounded, followed by an incredibly embarrassed shout: "What are you two doing!!"

The sudden sound startled Hajima Kiyosuke. His index finger suddenly touched a soft patch, and then his finger suddenly hurt.

"Perverted sister control!!"

Looking at the senior who bit Hajima Seisuke's finger, Eiri was so angry that her ponytails almost stood up. She actually did such a thing in front of me. If she didn't get angry, she would become Eiroku!

Hajima Seisuke quickly withdrew his finger, ignoring the pain, and said quickly: "Eiriri, listen to my explanation..."

"No need to explain." Ying Lili showed her fangs, determined to kill, "Let's dip the pig cage together!"

Chapter 634 The hatchet is added to the body

"Pooh--"

The senior sister spat softly and quickly raised her hand to wipe the corners of her lips.

"What, Sawamura-san is trying to catch someone raping?"

Kasumigaoka Shiu clenched her silver teeth and sounded quite unhappy. If the blond loser hadn't suddenly appeared and yelled, he wouldn't have bitten Hajima Kiyosuke's finger.

"I am now a member of the immoral committee." Ying Lili crossed her arms in front of her chest. Of course she would not step on such an obvious trap. She gritted her teeth and said, "Hiding in an alley to do things that tarnish the reputation of the school, of course I will take care of it if I see it! "

While Zakuli was talking, he looked at Hajima Kiyosuke in embarrassment, with a very fierce look in his eyes.

(You actually did something like this with this fat woman with black stockings... I won’t forgive you even if you kneel down on your knees!)

"This is a patch for oral ulcers." Hajima Kiyosuke decisively presented the physical evidence. "My senior had an oral ulcer after eating too many snacks. She just got the patch at a small clinic and came here to apply medicine. My senior and I didn't do anything."

"You're already biting your fingers and you're not doing anything?"

Eiri looked at Hajima Kiyosuke's finger in shame, her anger level not decreasing due to the explanation, "Let's soak it in the pig cage."

"Bite off your finger and then dip it in the pig cage. Isn't the sentence too severe?" Seisuke Hajima couldn't help complaining.

"Hmph, it's obviously too light."

"If you want to soak the pig cage, how should you judge?"