My girlfriend is Ying Li Li

"..."

Eiri was so angry that she turned into a rolling ball beast. She wished she could change her clothes right now, get on her bicycle and fly over, to fight against the devil as a hero.

In a sense, the senior sister is indeed a sinister demon who enjoys playing with people's hearts, but what Zhaili doesn't know is that the demon senior sister has already been pressed on her legs and taught a harsh lesson.

"Shut up! You fat monster who gets carried away! Just wait and see tomorrow!"

"Only the weak threaten others verbally, while the strong prove themselves with actions." The senior clasped her right hand in front of her chest and said casually, "Why don't you come over now?"

Yinglili gritted her teeth and said, "Just go over there!"

"No." Hashima Seisuke was sweating profusely, "That's almost enough. If you have anything else to do, we'll talk about it tomorrow."

"..."

After finally being able to calm down the frantic Takumi, Hajima Seisuke hung up the phone and looked at his senior sister expressionlessly.

The sinister girl raised her hand to cover her mouth and yawned. She picked up her laptop and turned around and ran away: "I'm sleepy, see you later, junior."

"Kasumigaoka-senpai and Eiriri have a very good relationship."

Megumi Kato was sitting in the corner of the sofa, playing with her phone quietly. In Megumi mode, she was ignored by her senior sister, and it was only then that she finally spoke.

Hajima Kiyosuke nodded in agreement. Even though the senior and Takumi bickered when they met, as if they were born with each other, if one of them was in danger, the other would definitely lend a hand to help.

"But... Kasumigaoka-senpai locked the bedroom door and seemed to have forgotten that I was still in the living room."

"Then let's sleep in the living room together."

Chapter 587 Senior Sister’s Limited Service

Sunday.

Friday.

It's seven o'clock in the morning.

Hashima Seisuke had already woken up and was doing his daily exercise in the living room. It was raining heavily outside. Naturally, this kind of weather was not suitable for going out for a run.

"Click."

The bedroom door was opened, and the sleepy senior in her pajamas walked out of the bedroom. When she saw Hajima Seisuke doing push-ups in the living room, she couldn't help but stop and said in a lazy voice:

"Junior, you are working so hard to exercise, do you think, 'As long as I run fast enough, the hatchet can't catch up with me'?"

"Go to the bathroom when you need to. Wash your face and brush your teeth when you need to." Hashima Seisuke continued to do push-ups, not wanting to talk to the shady senior.

You must persevere in exercising, make a plan, and complete the exercise tasks according to the plan. For example, get up every morning and do a hundred push-ups. Strictly require yourself to put an end to fishing for three days and drying the net for two days. After catching a cold and fever that night, I don't want to experience the feeling of weakness and powerlessness again in my life.

Kasumigaoka Shiha walked up to Hashima Seisuke, stretched out her delicate and lovely feet, and gently stepped on Hashima Seisuke's back.

"Senior?" Hashima Kiyosuke stopped and said with a straight face, "Is your butt itchy again?"

"Bah." Kasumigaoka Shiyu's pretty face turned red and she said condescendingly, "Kato is still in the bedroom, aren't you afraid of being heard?"

"Just hear it if you hear it. It's not me who is embarrassed."

The senior sister put a little force on her feet and looked disgusted: "Tsk, I think I know where the younger generation's body is the hardest."

Hajima Kiyosuke: "..."

Let’s talk dirty jokes together. I don’t know what is the toughest part about you, but if you want to say who is the dirtiest, it must be you. Even Zhali is not as dirty as you!

"It seems that the juniors have guessed what I am talking about." The senior sister's voice was pleasant.

"Shut up, Kasumigaoka Zuiyu."

If those who admire you in the school find out that the goddess in your heart is a master of pornographic jokes, their views will definitely be shattered. Maybe they will even hate you out of love and do such and such terrible things to you!

"Junior~" Kasumigaoka Shiyu lowered her voice, her voice full of temptation, "As long as you call 'Master', I will reluctantly help you rub the hardest part with my feet."

Hashima Seisuke was silent for a few seconds: "Did you secretly drink fake wine when you woke up this morning?"

"Who drinks that kind of thing?" The senior sister gritted her teeth.

Hashima Kiyosuke's face was expressionless: "Why are you talking nonsense if you don't drink?"

If human beings can be measured by credibility, Ebina's credibility among the girls around her is definitely the highest. Just like at the end of Obi holding the pillar, in order to reach an agreement, she would rather hold the pillar and drown in the water than move half a step. I always feel that Ebina is the same In this way, if you say you want to wear a maid outfit, you will wear a maid outfit, even if you are so embarrassed that your face will be red, you will never think of cheating. If Ebina said that you want to rub, then there is 99% credibility.

It's a pity that with Ebina's character, he would never say such dirty words.

The second person is Kato. Sage-classmate rarely makes promises to others, but as long as he promises, he will basically complete it.

Yinglili... couldn't be ranked. She regretted it too many times. She promised to wear a nurse uniform after winning the competition, but it has not been fulfilled to this day.

As for senior sister...I believed your evil deeds! As for the guy who has the bug in his head and lost his mind, he will believe you!

"Younger generation, don't you believe it?" the senior sister said.

Hajima Seisuke replied: "I don't believe a word of it."

The senior sister held her hands in front of her chest, and her pearl-like toes gently drew circles on Hajima Kiyosuke's back: "I swear on Rika, I promise not to lie."

"..."

Senior's reputation is worthless at all, but what Rika said... is it true?

Just woke up and your head is not clear?

Did you accidentally fall on your head when you got up in the morning?

"Heh, man."

The corners of Kasumigaoka Shiyu's lips were slightly raised, and her voice was pleasant: "My descendant's nostrils have become enlarged, can't you wait to call me master?"

So you are obviously doing push-ups with your head down. How did you see your nostrils getting bigger?

"Now it's confirmed, the hardest part of Junior's body..." The senior paused for half a second and wrote lightly, "Is it the beard?"

"It can penetrate such thick skin and thrive. Its hardness is amazing."

"..."

"Snapped."

Hajima Seisuke used his backhand to catch the senior's Yuzu who was unable to retreat.

"Junior, please let go."

The senior sister suddenly panicked.

You were so happy when you were doing something just now, why are you panicking now?

You persevered to the end and were fearless!

Hajima Seisuke paused his unfinished push-ups, held his senior sister's feet and stood up on his knees: "Don't let go."

"What do you want to do?"

"Do what you're thinking about, of course."

Kasumigaoka Shiyu: "..."

"Kato may have woken up." Kasumigaoka Shiyu lowered her voice, "Junior, are you sure you are not afraid of being seen by Kato?"

The premise of being attacked by Kato Hatto is to establish a relationship. Now there is no relationship at all. What are you afraid of?

Hajima Seisuke's face was gloomy: "Are you going to do it yourself or should I do it?"

Kasumigaoka Shiyu bit her pink lips, with a tangled and ashamed expression on her face, slowly leaned down, and then... while Hajima Kiyosuke wasn't paying attention, she quickly slipped away.

Running to the door of the bathroom in a hurry, the senior stopped and turned around to look: "Junior, you missed the opportunity, and the effect is zero."

Nonsense, if I didn't mean to let you run away, just based on your reaction speed, do you think you can really run away?

Don't even think about it.

Kato was still in the bedroom, and he had no idea when he would wake up. What if Kato Megumi opened the door and came out when he was punishing his senior sister... Thinking about it made him break out in a cold sweat.

Hajima Kiyosuke withdrew his gaze and continued to exercise.

Ten minutes later, Kasumigaoka Shiyu walked out of the bathroom: "Junior, what do you want for breakfast?"

“Egg fried rice, grilled saury and miso soup.”

Of course Seisuke Hashima can make omelette rice, but he prefers egg fried rice. For this reason, he specially reserved a portion of rice last night and put it in the refrigerator.

"The dark circles under your eyes seem to have disappeared?"

The senior sister never forgets her venomous words: "Well, although the younger generation has gradually revealed his scumbag nature, the effect of rest has not been compromised at all."

"You go home tonight." Hajima Kiyosuke suddenly said.

"..."

Kasumigaoka Shiu's green-white jade fingers combing her hair lightly paused, pursed her pink lips, and looked at Hashima Seisuke without saying a word.

Leaving after living enough and being driven away by Hajima Seisuke are two completely different things.

"I'm going to Mr. Kiyotaki's shogi training after school in the afternoon, and I'm going to the awards meeting tomorrow. The third-dan qualifications need to be certified, as well as the upcoming competition arrangements, etc. There are many things that need to be dealt with." Hashima Seisuke explained. He said, "I won't be able to come back until Sunday. It's better for you to go home alone."

Kasumigaoka Shiyu exhaled softly, narrowed his eyes, and said with an evil look: "Junior, come here."

"do what?"

"I'll add a bald buff to you."

Chapter 588 Apologize by committing seppuku

It's the weekend again in a blink of an eye.

After the school bell rang, the classroom, which was hot and dull due to the rainy season, suddenly came to life, with laughter and noise.

Hajima Seisuke sat on his seat and packed his schoolbag. After everyone left, he turned to look at Takumi, who was on duty today: "How are your eyes?"

Ying Lili supported her chin with her right hand: "It's so annoying. I ask this question every day. You're not a doctor. You don't know if I tell you, right?"

"If you don't know, you can ask." Hashima Seisuke said, "I added the contact information of the doctor studying in the United States."

"Doctor studying in the United States?" Zhaili was startled.

Hajima Seisuke explained: "It was the female doctor who treated you that night."

"It's been less than a week and you're calling someone else's name?" Ying Lili folded her hands on her chest, narrowed her eyes, and snorted coldly, "You're really awesome."

Hajima Seisuke was very sure that Takuri was saying something sarcastic, because the disgust in Takuri's eyes was clearly overflowing!

"It's just simple interpersonal communication." Hashima Kiyosuke said speechlessly, "Besides, why do you think I added the other party's contact information?"

"Hmph." Ying Lili snorted softly and turned her face away, "Aren't you going to train shogi? Why don't you leave?"

"Don't worry about these few minutes." Hajima Kiyosuke stood up and said, "I'll go over after cleaning up."

"I can just clean it by myself."

Hajima Seisuke picked up the broom: "I'm not at home these two days, so I'll leave Fat Orange to you to take care of me."

"That's long-winded." Ying Lili picked up the blackboard eraser and started to erase the blackboard, "You said it this morning, there's no need to repeat it a second time."

Hajima Kiyosuke shrugged: "Pay attention to the doors and windows. Don't let Fat Orange get lost this time."

"I'm not an idiot. I made the same mistake once, and I will never make it a second time." Eiri gave Hajima Seisuke a rolling look.

Hajima Seisuke said: "What if we do it again?"

"If you do it again I will..."

"Just keep your promise and wear a nurse uniform?"

"Snapped!"

Ying Lili wiped the blackboard in her hand and said angrily: "Hentai Uniform Controller, do you want to die for once?"

The maid outfit last time was just that, and now I want to wear a nurse outfit. As expected, I am not only a girl lover, but also a perverted uniform lover. I have already thought about finding an opportunity to trick myself into trying on all the uniforms, right?

If I were a real nurse, I would use that needle thicker than a green onion to teach you how to be a good person!

"Well……"

A low, depressed groan sounded.