My girlfriend is Ying Li Li

"But I feel like you two are not close at all." Sylfen pointed at a passing couple, "They seem to be dating. You two are a little weird."

"Because, because the identity cannot be exposed." Xiao Mian said guiltily, "That's why I have to keep a distance for others to see."

"I don't believe it." Sylphen held her waist with one hand, raised her chin, and said, "What you say is unfounded. You two can prove it to me."

A bad premonition came into his heart, and Xiao Mi said speechlessly: "How do you want to prove it?"

"Hmm..." Hilfen tilted her head and thought for a moment, then pointed to the wall-mounted TV in the dining room, "Just like that."

Hajima Seisuke turned around and looked at it, and was speechless. A milk commercial was playing on the TV. A girl was standing on tiptoes and kissing the boy's cheek.

If I hadn't known about Sylfen's naturally stupid character, I would have thought that she was a scheming woman like her senior sister. She had discovered Xiaomi's true identity and was secretly enjoying herself at the moment.

"K-kiss me?" Xiao Mi opened her eyes wide and her pretty face turned red quickly, "How could you possibly do that kind of thing!"

I'm just pretending to be a couple with my senior. If the fake act comes true, I'll be at a huge disadvantage, okay?

Sylfen was puzzled: "Is it normal for couples to kiss?"

"..."

Xiao Mi was speechless.

If they were really a couple, there would be no problem. They could kiss, hug, and lift each other up, but if they weren't, they wouldn't give away their first experience like this!

"Not anyway."

Xiao Mi gritted her silver teeth and made up her mind that she would not kiss her even if her identity was revealed.

At the critical moment, Hajima Seisuke suddenly said: "I have a cold."

"Eh?"

The two girls looked at him in surprise.

"So we can't kiss." Hashima Seisuke said calmly, "You will transmit the cold to UMR."

"..."

Xiaomi looked at Hajima Kiyosuke, and after blinking, a blush suddenly appeared on his cheeks, quickly spreading to his entire face.

(The pervert senior has no conscience!)

(To use this kind of rhetoric to deceive Sylphen... is extremely excessive, isn't it?)

(The teacher in the biology class once said that if you want to spread cold germs, you can’t kiss like a dragonfly. It must be a very erotic kiss, right?)

(To think such obscene things in my heart, I am indeed a pervert senior.)

"So that's it." Sylfen obviously didn't know that only wet kisses can transmit colds, and she was a little disappointed, "Let's talk about it next time."

(There won’t be a next time. Encountering such a dangerous situation once is enough!)

"Silfen, hurry up and leave." Xiaomi breathed a sigh of relief and pulled Hilfen, "It's very uncomfortable to catch a cold, so walk quickly."

"..."

After solving the Shura field and the crisis of identity exposure, Hajima Kiyosuke turned and walked towards the booth.

"stare--"

Three underage legal lolita looked at Hashima Seisuke one after another.

With a calm expression on his face, Hashima Kiyosuke walked to the empty seat next to Ginzi and sat down.

"Onii-chan is so greedy." Momoko Kawasaki puffed up her cheeks, "It's not enough to have Sena and me, she actually wants to take advantage of other girls."

Nonsense, attacking an underage sister is simply not something a human can do!

"Who were those two people just now?"

Ginzi crossed his arms, the seafood rice bowl in front of him not moving at all.

"He is a junior in the first grade of the school." Hajima Seisuke picked up the chopsticks and handed them to Ginzi without any panic. "Girls wearing masks don't want to reveal their true identities in front of Sylphen... hurry up and eat."

"I'm just telling you, how come you have such a strange name." Momoko Kawasaki said with a sigh of relief, "Onii-chan is obviously a super girly girl, so she won't be interested in girls who are not younger sisters."

Yinzi raised his eyebrows and asked, "How do you know?"

"Of course it's Qian..." Kawasaki Momoko hurriedly raised her hand to cover her mouth, and then burst into tears, "Oh, it hurts so much, I bit my tongue."

"Onii-chan, hurry up and touch my head."

Hajima Kiyosuke said speechlessly: "What are you doing by touching your head?"

"Of course it's for pain relief."

"Ignore her." Ginzi took the chopsticks and tapped Hashima Seisuke, "Eat."

"Rite-chested sailor suit, you've gone too far!"

Chapter 490 Leg bang again (second update)

Had lunch.

Regardless of the coquettishness and cuteness of the junior high school girl, Hajima Seisuke said goodbye to Chihiro and returned home with Ginko.

"I'm back."

Ginzi put on his slippers and immediately looked around the room. It looked... like a cat patrolling its territory.

"What are you looking for?"

Hajima Seisuke put down the shopping bag, stretched out his hand to scratch the fat orange rubbing on his leg, and asked curiously.

"Looking for criminal evidence." Yinzi pinched her waist with one hand and said, "The girl's wrinkled underwear, torn stockings, tissue stained with suspicious liquid..."

Hey, it’s just underwear and stockings, what is the suspicious liquid? I’ve never done anything like that!

Yinzi searched twice in the room, but naturally couldn't find it.

Zakuri and the others are not careless idiots who would not leave behind things like underwear. Besides, Hajima Seisuke had already cleaned the whole house before going out in the morning. If he didn't clean it, he would be like caring about whether the door was open or not. Like a lock, I always keep it in my heart.

"What's this?"

Ginzi walked out of the bedroom with a sullen face and raised his right hand in front of Hajima Seisuke.

"Is this... hair?"

Hajima Seisuke looked carefully and saw clearly that Ginzi was holding a golden hair. Judging from the length, it was definitely hair, but he didn't know whether it was Xiaomi's or Takumi's hair.

Ginzi raised his right foot, and his slender calf wrapped in black stockings stepped on Hajima Seisuke: "Didn't you say that you slept in the living room last night?"

"It's in the living room." Hajima Seisuke said speechlessly, "It should be the little hair that was buried. She read a book in the bedroom when she was cooking yesterday evening."

"She was reading in the bedroom, why did her hair fall on your bed?"

"Maybe you sat on the bed for a while?"

It would be better not to talk about the hamster rolling around on the bed.

"snort."

Yinzi snorted softly, and said with frost on his face: "Accept the punishment."

"Wait a minute." Hashima Seisuke stretched out his right hand in front of Ginzi, "Give me your hair."

"Huh?" Ginzi was startled for a moment, and a cold air quickly spread from his body. He raised his foot and stepped on Hajima Kiyosuke's knee, "You actually want to keep this hair?"

Who would collect a piece of hair? Could it be used for paternity testing in the future? Even for identification, what is needed is the man’s hair, not the woman’s hair!

"I mean don't throw your hair around." Hajima Kiyosuke said speechlessly, "It will be troublesome if you can't find it. Throw it in the trash can."

"Hmph." Ginzi hummed and stretched out his hand in front of Hashima Kiyosuke, "Here you go."

Hajima Seisuke said: "Where is the hair?"

"..."

Yinzi looked down at his empty right hand and fell into silence.

Hajima Kiyosuke raised his hand to look at Ginko's sailor uniform. Although the era of sailor uniforms as school uniforms has passed and today's school uniforms have become more colorful, classics never go out of style.

The color combination of the red bow tie, blue sailor suit, and black stockings is simple and bright, especially the small area of ​​absolute space between the skirt and stockings, which is particularly pleasing to the eye.

"Um?!"

Ginzi thought that Hajima Seisuke was going to lift her skirt, and her eyebrows suddenly raised.

"Don't move," Hajima Seisuke said, "your hair fell on your skirt."

Yinzi stopped moving and pressed his right hand on his lower abdomen: "Idiot."

Hajima Seisuke carefully picked up the fallen blond hair, looked down, and saw a wrinkle on Ginko's stockings. He subconsciously hooked the edge of the stockings and straightened the wrinkles.

"W-What did you do?!"

The intimate contact between his fingers and the skin of his thigh made Ginzi tremble. He hurriedly covered his skirt and looked at Hajima Seisuke in embarrassment.

(Just pick up hair, why do you want to pull my stockings?)

(Is it true that like light novels, all boys are stockings addicts and fantasize about doing obscene things to stockings?)

(If you ask me, it’s not like you can’t consider it...)

"The stockings are wrinkled." Hajima Seisuke put his hair away, "My hands are itchy and I can't help it."

"That's it?" Yinzi gritted his teeth and looked at it, the cross muscles on his forehead twitching.

Hajima Kiyosuke was puzzled: "What else do you think?"

"..."

Yin Zi bit his lower lip and knocked directly on the folding fan in his hand.

"Snapped!"

Hajima Kiyosuke used his bare hands to fight with bare hands, and his current success rate is 100%.

"Are you still blocking?"

"My hands moved subconsciously."

"Give me the stamp on your back," Yinzi said, clasping his waist with one hand, "If you step on it, your hands won't move, right?"

"Keep the back-stepping coupon for collection." Hajima Seisuke was unmoved and said, "I will use the massage coupon today."

"Back stepping is also a kind of formal massage." Ginzi held his hands on his chest and pushed his legs against Hajima Seisuke in a condescending position. "Lie down and I'll do it myself."

"..."

After talking for a while, Seisuke Hashima took out the shogi, and the two of them started playing shogi. If you want to become a professional shogi player, daily practice games are essential. But you can't be lazy about this, because you will get better after just one day's practice. The next day, he became increasingly lazy and became a salty fish.

"Bah bang bang."

The sound of the chess pieces falling on the chessboard is very clear, which makes people feel peaceful in this sunny and quiet afternoon.

"We will go to Kamakura for the competition soon." Ginzi pursed her pink lips and said in a cold voice, "Remember to ask for leave in advance."

Hashima Kiyosuke nodded and said: "Understood."

The National Amateur Competition held in Kamakura is not big or small in scale. It is incomparable with competitions such as Dragon King Battle and Celebrity Battle. However, there are also many participants. Playing shogi is a mental activity and cannot be completed in one day. , the competition time + round trip time is expected to take about three days, and Hajima Seisuke must ask for leave from the teacher.

Fortunately, his grades have improved rapidly now and he has become an 'top student'. He enjoys certain privileges from the teacher. There should be no problem in asking for leave for legitimate reasons.

It was three o'clock in the afternoon.

Yinzi raised his hand to cover his mouth and yawned. He obviously got up too early in the morning and was sleepy now.

"Let's take a nap." Hashima Seisuke cleared the chessboard and said.

"Um."

Yin Zi hesitated and agreed.

She didn't know how long she had slept, but Yinzi vaguely heard the sound of a cat meowing in her ears. She opened her eyes dimly and saw Fat Orange wandering in front of her, looking a little disappointed.

Hajima Seisuke was reading and studying. When he heard the noise, he turned to look at Ginzi and smiled: "Are you awake?"

"Well." Yinzi rubbed his eyes, "What time is it?"

"It's half past four." Hashima Seisuke said, "I slept for more than an hour."

Yinzi sat up. Because he had just woken up, his hair was a little messy, and there was a light red mark on his cheeks. Compared with usual, he looked a little bit cute: "What happened to Fat Orange just now?"