My girlfriend is Ying Li Li

"Eh eh eh?"

"Ju, it's actually..."

"It's the last real-person kissing show I watched."

Hajima Kiyosuke looked at the TV and quickly recognized the variety show on the TV. Kato Megumi had come to stay overnight the night he met the underwear thief. This was the show the three of them watched that night.

The content of the program is very simple. In each episode, several pairs of strange men and women will be randomly matched for a test. The content of the test is "whether men and women can fall in love just by kissing."

The test is divided into five rounds. In each round, you have one minute to kiss each other. It is just a touch of lips with lips, or a sticky kiss where saliva is exchanged. It all depends on the choice of the person involved.

Hajima Seisuke originally thought that this show, which was obviously on the sidelines, had gone cold. But now it seems that instead of going cold, it is becoming more popular.

"Hey, Ebina has seen this show?" Xiaomi asked curiously, "I rarely watch TV at home, so I haven't watched it yet."

Ebina hesitated and said, "Look, I've seen it."

"What are these people testing for?"

"Test, test..."

Steam was rising from Ebina's head, and the word 'kiss' came to his lips but he couldn't say it. To Ebina, kiss and H were words of the same magnitude.

No need for Ebina to explain, the program quickly got to the point.

Xiao Mi opened his eyes wide and looked at the strange man and woman hugging each other and starting to kiss each other on the TV, with a slight blush on his face.

"What, why is there such a program!"

"Kiss a stranger you don't know, and test whether love can arise through just kissing..."

"Emotions are cultivated slowly. Love at first sight is just lust. What is cultivated in this way is not love, but lust, right?"

"..."

The living room quickly became quiet, and the expressions of several girls were different.

Ebina's eyes were wandering and his face was red. He glanced at the TV and looked away in panic.

Kirie's body was tense. The little high school student seemed to be incapable of emotion. In fact, she was a girl who was quite shy and shy. Now she was watching others kissing on TV. Her pink fists were tightly clenched, and there was a hint of trace in her eyes. The panic flashed.

The saint classmate sitting upright in the frosty sky was the most calm and calm, watching the TV with calm eyes, without any reactions such as shyness or blushing.

The last one is Zhaili.

No matter how shy Ebina and the others are, they don't feel as strongly as Eiri - the few schoolmates have no experience and rely on visual imagination, but Eiri is different. It can be said that they are 'experienced people' who have had real experiences. Now I see When someone else kisses, a tingling, tingling feeling like an electric shock arises in the lips again.

Hajima Seisuke turned to look at Eiri, his moist lips like pink cherry blossoms made people want to move forward and take a small bite. The softness, delicateness and sweetness of that day will never be forgotten.

"Perverted sister control!"

Eirili folded her hands on her chest and watched the TV nonchalantly, but a blush could not stop rising quietly on her cheeks. She turned around and glared at Hajima Kiyosuke while others were not paying attention. The small tiger teeth at the corner of her mouth shone with cold light: "What are you looking at? I I haven’t called the police yet!”

Hashima Seisuke's eyes indicated: "It takes five times for others to test whether kissing will produce feelings, so..."

"There is no such reason!" Yinglili showed a fierce expression, "I will beat you to death next time!"

I'm sorry, but with your weak physical strength, even if you stand still and let you beat me with Whirlwind, you won't lose any blood.

After the first round of kissing, the host conducted an interview and then started the second round.

This time, even Xiao Mi couldn't hold it in any longer. Just now it was just a simple touch between lips, but in the second round, he actually stuck out his tongue.

"Ha, haha..." The hamster's face turned crimson and he decisively picked up the remote control. "If none of you want to watch it, can I change the channel?"

"..."

Except for Kato Yun Danfengqing, a group of melon-eating girls all shook their heads. This wet kissing method was really terrible.

Xiaomi quickly changed the channel, finally allowing Ebina to cool down, but the awkward atmosphere in the air could not dissipate for a while.

time flies.

"Buzz buzz."

The phone vibrated suddenly.

"It's my mobile phone..." Xiao Mi took out his mobile phone, looked down, his eyes lit up and said, "My brother sent me a message saying that he is back."

Hajima Kiyosuke nodded and said, "Go back and verify Eiri's conjecture."

Previously, Zakuli speculated that the bad luck in immunity might be related to boys, rather than Hajima Kiyoshi, who happened to be a specific person. He happened to use Xiaomi's brother Doma Taihei as the verification object.

"Set the time for half an hour." Hashima Seisuke said, "If you encounter any trouble, just call me."

"Don't worry, senior."

Xiao Mi responded, picked up his schoolbag and walked out, waving his hands and saying, "Everyone is waiting for my news."

"Goodbye, Xiaomi."

As Hamster Mi left, the living room suddenly became quiet. Hajima Seisuke suggested: "Let's not talk about Xiao Mi's situation for now... It's getting late. You should take a shower when you should, and change clothes when you should."

"Senior." Ebina raised his hand and said, "Can Kirie and I go back and wash ourselves?"

You must take a shower. It's already early summer and the weather is getting hotter. If you don't take a shower after playing football, your body will feel really uncomfortable.

"No problem." Hajima Kiyosuke said warmly, "But please pay attention to safety."

"Yeah." Ebina looked at Kato and Takuri and whispered, "...Um, Eiri-senpai, Megumi-senpai, do you want to come together?"

Ying Lili gently tugged at the corner of her mouth and refused decisively: "No, it's too late if we wash together. You two go and wash."

When she was collecting material for "The Warmth of a Sunday" last month, Eiri had already set a warning in her mind that she couldn't take a bath with Ebina, not even in this life.

Taking a shower with this big-breasted school girl who beats me ten times in terms of breast size will definitely cause irreversible mental damage!

Chapter 474: Get out of the way, I’m going to train/teach a girl to control her

As Ebina and Kirie left, the living room suddenly became quiet.

"Which one of you two is going to take a shower first?"

Hajima Kiyosuke asked.

"Um..." Eirili hesitated and looked at Kato Megumi, "Kato, would you like to take a shower first?"

Because of a reason that is well known but cannot be said, and it will make her hair explode if she mentions it, Eri is not willing to take a bath with other people, Ebina cannot do it, and Kato Megumi cannot do it either——

During the trip to the hot springs, she already knew that the seemingly "unremarkable" Sage classmate was actually a girl who "looks thin when dressed, but looks fat when undressed".

Another person who is far superior to him in the equivalent weight class has no desire to compete on the same stage.

In addition, there is another reason that cannot be explained. After taking a bath, the defense is greatly reduced. In order to prevent some crazy girl who suddenly loses his mind and turns into a werewolf, he naturally needs to be more vigilant.

"Eh, no problem."

Megumi Kato never refuses others. Hearing this, he put away his phone, raised his eyes at Hajima Seisuke, and wrote lightly: "I'm going to take a shower first."

Hajima Kiyosuke nodded and said: "Pay attention to safety."

…

Soon only Hajima Seisuke and Eiri were left in the living room.

"So tired, so exhausted."

Zhaili, who had been pretending to be an elegant young lady, finally breathed a sigh of relief and sat back on the sofa regardless of her appearance.

"Would you like me to give you a massage?" Hajima Kiyosuke looked at Takumi.

"It's a massage in name, but in reality it's all about taking advantage of girls through physical contact, right?" Ying Lili complained mercilessly, "Don't even think about getting close to me, you girl-controlling idiot."

"Forget it."

The serious massage that relaxes the muscles and activates blood circulation becomes an advantage in your mouth. Please apologize to those masseurs who have worked hard to learn their skills!

"Sit over here." Yinglili suddenly sat upright and pointed to the sofa in front of her.

Hajima Kiyosuke was puzzled: "What to do?"

"I'll let you sit down."

Ying Lili held her hands in front of her chest, raised her pretty face, revealing a slender white neck, and the corners of her pink lips suddenly raised slightly, revealing half of a small tiger tooth: "Do you know why I came here this time?"

"Take the notebook back?" Hashima Kiyosuke guessed.

"It's not a book!" Ying Lili complained, "Although I haven't read the book yet, I can already guess what's behind it."

As expected of Lao Siji, you can tell at a glance whether it is a heavy-flavored tauren book or an ordinary love book by just flipping through a few pages of the book. Hamster Burial can only carry your shoes!

Hashima Kiyosuke asked in confusion: "Then what are you going to do?"

"snort!"

Eirili raised her chin, hummed proudly, then raised the phone in front of Hajima Kiyosuke, her voice sweet and sweet: "See for yourself."

"..."

Hashima Kiyosuke looked at the phone and was quickly speechless.

Playing on the phone is a short video collected by Zhaili. The content is that two people are training dogs. One man is squatting on the ground with a short-legged corgi sitting next to him. The other man is holding a bag of snacks in Hashima Island. As Kiyosuke watched, the man squatting next to the corgi suddenly let out a "woof" sound, then shook hands, and finally opened his mouth to eat the snack.

The same operation was repeated several times, and the short-legged corgi next to him quickly learned the skill of "asking for food", suddenly barked, and successfully obtained food.

"Have you finished reading?" Ying Lili put away her phone with a proud and charming smile on her face, "Do you have any thoughts?"

"Not at all." A black line fell on Hajima Kiyosuke's head, "You can play by yourself while I go to the balcony to enjoy the breeze."

"Don't leave."

Ying Lili stood up and said condescendingly, "It's time for Fat Orange to learn survival skills."

"Allow me to refuse."

"Don't even think about it." Ying Lili pinched her waist with one hand and said, "As a master, it is natural for you to teach your pets skills by example, right?"

"You are also the master." Hajima Kiyosuke said with squinting eyes, "Why don't you sit down and I'll feed you?"

"no."

Yinglili refused decisively, jokingly, she bought snacks specially to come here, not just to be teased by you!

"Cats and dogs are different." Seisuke Hashima complained, "The methods used to train dogs may not necessarily be used to train cats."

"How do you know if you haven't tried it?" Yinglili snorted, "I think it's very useful."

"Must do it?"

"Of course, don't try to escape."

Hajima Seisuke looked at Zari and suddenly said: "How about we make a bet?"

"Bet?" Yinglili suddenly became alert, recalling the fear of wearing a maid uniform, "Are you trying to trick me again?"

When taking the train home during the Golden Week, Hajima Seisuke proposed a bet. The bet was based on test scores. Eiri thought she would win, but ended up losing miserably and was forced to wear a maid outfit for the first time in her life.

"It's very simple. You think the cat can be trained successfully, but I don't think so. Just take this as a bet." Hajima Seisuke continued, "Kato can be trained at any time before he takes a bath. If the training is successful, it will be fine." If you win, the person who loses must agree to a condition."

Ying Lili shook her head and said, "I won't bet with you, a big pig's hooves."

Although it sounds fair, Erili knows in her heart that Hajima Kiyosuke will definitely not make a losing bet.

"Then I'll go to the balcony and watch the scenery."

Yinglili: "..."

"Let's bet." Ying Lili hesitated for a moment, but finally agreed. No matter how you look at it, she has a better chance of winning. She might be trying to cheat herself, "First tell me what the bet is?"

Hajima Kiyosuke said seriously: "If I win, can I drink milk tea again?"

"You, you, you..." Yingli's pretty face turned red, and she looked over with shame and anger, showing a fierce expression, "hentai, idiot, paramecium! You really want to die once!"

To others, drinking milk tea is an act of consuming a large amount of sugar and calories in a short period of time, but for Takumi and Hajima Seisuke, drinking milk tea has been given a special meaning.

"Then let's change it." Hajima Seisuke didn't expect Takumi to agree. If he nodded and agreed, he wouldn't be a textbook arrogant person. "Do you still remember the time when we went home for dinner at the beginning of the month?"

Eirili blinked and immediately understood what Hajima Seisuke wanted. She turned around and said, "I don't remember."

"I remember." Hashima Seisuke continued, "It will soon be time to go home for dinner again."

Loli's stepmother asked her to go home once a month. Although it was very troublesome, it was a pity that she could never break her promise.

Yinglili hesitated and whispered: "Can I wear a maid uniform?"