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"Drink slowly, don't be anxious, you can keep it in your mouth for a while before swallowing."

Hajima Seisuke reached out and patted his senior sister's back, taking good care of her.

at the same time.

on the other end of the phone.

Listening to the voices coming one after another from the mobile phone, the expressions of the senior's parents could not help but change.

"Cough cough cough."

"Slow down, don't choke."

"It's all your fault for tearing the hole so big..."

Hajima Seisuke was in the kitchen with his senior, his cell phone was on the sofa in the living room, and the senior was exhaling and inhaling from time to time. When the conversation fell into the ears of the senior's parents, the conversation had completely changed.

"It's all your fault... for being so big..."

The senior's parents looked at each other with strange expressions.

It's normal to choke when drinking something. The problem is that the reason for choking is 'so big'?

What could be so big that Shiyu would choke?

"What on earth are Shiyu and that boy doing?" Senior sister's mother gritted her teeth gently.

The senior's father whispered: "Don't worry, let's continue listening."

I thought it would be some intimate dialogue, but the content of the dialogue was like a wild horse running wild, getting worse and worse.

"Bang bang bang."

A slightly dull voice came from the mobile phone. Before the senior's parents could tell what the sound was, the senior's voice sounded again.

"call--"

The pleasant sound of relief sounded, and there was also the exhaustion after being satisfied that I didn't want to move my fingers.

"it is finally over."

A male voice sounded: "There is still a little milk left, drink it all."

The senior sister said: "My stomach is already full. Junior, please drink by yourself."

Hajima Seisuke said: "If you don't drink, who will?"

There is still a little bit left, and it can be drank in two mouthfuls, so it would be troublesome to put it in the refrigerator.

"You are the younger generation's milk to begin with. I don't despise you, but you still despise me?"

"Drink it quickly."

After a while.

"I told you I couldn't drink it anymore, but now it's on my clothes, right?" The senior complained, "Hurry up and help me wipe it with a tissue. It's so sticky and uncomfortable."

"Um."

"Junior, please help me wash my clothes later."

"Wash your own clothes."

"It's all your fault that I feel so uncomfortable. Please take responsibility for me."

"..."

That phone call.

The faces of the senior's parents were already dark.

Once a person preconceptionally accepts a certain concept, it is difficult to reverse it.

It was too big, so I choked.

My stomach is full...

When I get it on my clothes, it becomes sticky and uncomfortable...

Take responsibility for me...

In addition, Rika just said that the senior sister has given herself to others... There is no need to doubt anymore, the truth is right in front of you.

The boy named Hajima Seisuke was clearly humping his own daughter on the other end of the phone!

Listen to the conversation or arch in the kitchen!

The so-called milk in the conversation is not a serious thing at all, but some kind of bad liquid that cannot be spoken in front of children!

"Snapped."

The senior’s mother silently hung up the phone.

"Hey, aren't we going to listen?" Rixiang raised her little face and asked curiously.

"You don't have to listen." The senior's mother gently twitched the corner of her mouth, revealing a murderous sneer, "We'll talk about it tomorrow."

Kasumigaoka Shiyu walked out of the living room. There was still a burning sensation on the tip of her tongue, but it was within an acceptable range.

"That bag of snacks..."

Looking at the snacks on the coffee table, the senior sister showed a frightened expression on her face. She originally thought they were ordinary potato chips, but she didn't expect them to be spicy enough to make people question life.

When I took a closer look, I realized that they were Spicy Potato Rings, a snack brand famous for challenging the limits of taste.

"That poor-breasted rotten dog actually likes to eat this kind of thing?"

"You're not a masochist, are you?"

Kasumigaoka Shiyu was about to sit down and rest for a while, when she suddenly caught a glimpse of the mobile phone on the sofa from the corner of her eye, and her expression changed slightly.

"By the way, I was on the phone with Rika just now..."

"Is the cell phone... turned off?"

The senior sister quickly picked up the phone, looked at the closed screen, and breathed out softly.

"Fortunately, the call should have ended."

Kasumigaoka Shiyu unlocked the screen and opened her eyes wide again. The call duration on the caller ID was 5 minutes and 31 seconds.

"I actually forgot to turn off my phone..."

"The phone was just turned off on the other side."

"Since Rika never hung up the phone, why didn't you hear any sound?"

A very bad premonition came to my mind.

"Hold still."

"Don't panic."

Kasumigaoka Shiyu bit her moist lips and secretly sent a message to Rika.

"Rika, where are you?"

Little Loli quickly replied: "I'm having dinner with my uncle and aunt."

The senior's heart suddenly sank. Just as she was about to ask some sideways questions about the situation, another message came over.

"Cousin, aunt said that you should go home tomorrow and come back with Onii-chan."

Kasumigaoka Shiyu: "..."

Chapter 441 Zhaili Checking the Post

"Junior, you are in big trouble."

The senior sister’s tone was solemn.

"Go and bring the rice cooker." Hashima Seisuke was unmoved and directed his senior sister to help, "Then wash your hands and eat."

Kasumigaoka Shiyu clasped his hands on his chest: "Young generation, why don't you ask me what's the big deal?"

Hajima Seisuke arranged the bowls and chopsticks in his hands and said calmly: "It's obviously not a big deal if you are still in the mood to scare people."

"..."

The senior sister turned around and walked into the kitchen, took out the rice cooker, and said in a nonchalant tone: "Junior, are you free tomorrow?"

Hashima Kiyosuke thought for two seconds and replied silently: "No time."

I was just cooking in the kitchen, so I definitely didn't cause any trouble, so the person who caused the trouble was obviously my senior sister... It might not be a big deal, but it was definitely troublesome.

Staying out of trouble is the safest option.

The senior sister seemed unaware and served a bowl of rice to Hajima Seisuke, and then said: "Junior-kun, come home with me tomorrow."

"Go home?" Hajima Kiyosuke raised his eyebrows slightly, and a bad premonition came into his heart, "What does it mean if you go home and I follow you?"

"Well, it doesn't matter..." The senior sister stretched out a green-white jade finger and lightly tapped the edge of the table. "It's hard to say my identity now. It depends on whether my parents are satisfied with it."

"Wait a minute." Hashima Seisuke stretched out his right hand and couldn't help but said, "Why are you related to your parents again?"

The senior sister wrote lightly: "Because it was my mother who asked me to take you home."

Hajima Kiyosuke: "..."

what is this?

Meet the parents?

So why do I have to go home with you to meet my parents when I just say that I am just a cook?

"Junior Jun didn't remind me that there was a traitor in the snacks. This is the crime of 'concealing and not retaliating'."

Remind your sister! I didn’t even know there were super spicy snacks in it, so where could I tell you! If you don’t check who is to blame before eating snacks, don’t blame others!

"Also." Kasumigaoka Shiyu extended a second green-white jade finger, "Junior, you were in and out of the living room just now, but you didn't notice that my cell phone was always on call. This is a crime of 'oversight'."

"calling?"

"Senior, were you on the phone just now?"

"No, I probably forgot to hang up the phone... The important thing is, who are you calling?"

Hajima Seisuke twitched the corner of his mouth slightly, not wanting to know who the senior sister was talking to.

"Tsk, have you guessed it, junior?" Kasumigaoka Shiyu raised her hand to support her chin, "It's Rika."

Hashima Seisuke breathed a sigh of relief: "Rika is okay."

The little lolita has the attribute of being a middle-aged girl, and she is very particular about being true to her word.

"Junior-kun is too happy too early." The senior paused and continued, "During the phone call just now, my parents were sitting next to Rika and heard everything."

Hashima Seisuke remained calm and said: "I didn't say anything strange."

My body is upright and I am not afraid of slanted shadows, and my feet are upright and I am not afraid of my shoes being crooked. The only contact I had with my senior was a pat on the back when she was choking, so I didn’t feel guilty at all.

"Didn't you say?"

Kasumigaoka Shiu raised her eyebrows and repeated Hashima Seisuke's words:

"Open your mouth wider so it's less likely to choke."

"Swallow it all, not a drop is left."

"Open your mouth and let me check..."

"Hey, I didn't say that last sentence at all, okay!" Hajima Kiyosuke couldn't help complaining, "Don't talk nonsense!"

No wonder it's such a big deal. The phone didn't hang up when I was drinking milk just now. If you listen to a few words that are easily misunderstood, it will become a phone call pl/ay accidentally, but the person on the other end of the phone is not your boyfriend. , but worse parents!

"This is the situation." Kasumigaoka Shiyu calmed down at this moment, raised her hand to tuck a strand of black hair behind her ear, and said with shifting eyes, "The source of the mistake lies with the younger generation, so... take responsibility. Come on, junior."

When she first received the tip from Rika, Kasumigaoka Shiu was indeed a little panicked. Although she was not a good girl, this was the first time she had teased someone in front of her parents.

crisis.

An unprecedented crisis!

One careless step will change her from a 'proud genius daughter' to a 'dirty perverted daughter'. Even though the senior sister never cares about other people's eyes, she can't ignore her parents, which makes her feel very headache for a while.