My girlfriend is Ying Li Li

Chapter 428 Senior sister exploded

"Let's take a look at NICONICO's online live broadcast first..."

The senior clicked on the video link on the search page, and a series of cat-related videos came into view.

"Provide massage services online, work hard to make money, buy dried fish..." The senior sister looked at the title, because the cover showed an orange cat, and she was a little curious, "Let's take a look at the content."

Hajima Seisuke picked up Fat Orange and placed him between him and his senior sister. The two of them looked at the computer.

The scene changes.

The first thing that catches the eye is a large barrage, which is one of the biggest features of NICO. Of course, most video websites nowadays have barrage functions. In addition to sharing and watching movies, social functions are equally important.

"Front row, front row."

"Still working overtime, I really want to have a Migu to massage me when I get home."

"I want a fox fairy girl who knows how to make fried tofu, I want a knee pillow, and I want a hug."

"Wash and sleep upstairs. Inari God-sama would not respond to such a rude request."

"Real-time data: Migu has stepped on a total of 361 times since the broadcast, which is five times less than yesterday. In a negative state, she should give half a small fish more to improve her mood."

"..."

Because it is a popular live broadcast room, the number and density of barrages are very high. Fortunately, it does not affect the viewing of the live broadcast. Hajima Seisuke only took one look and figured out what the so-called 'working for a living and earning small fish' is. mean.

The orange cat in the live broadcast is providing massage services to the cat slave.

The massage tools are two front paws.

The massage object...is the fat polymer on the cat slave's chest.

Yes, it is commonly known as 'stepping on milk'. This behavior is an instinct of kittens to increase maternal secretion during their childhood. For cats, it is a kind of entertainment and enjoyment, and for cat slaves... it is supreme. kind treatment.

In the live broadcast, the girl with the cat stepping on her breasts is wearing a big mask, only revealing a pair of eyes and a smooth and fair forehead. She seems to be young, but the European style does not match her body shape - think about it, if she is a sure-dealer and has extremely poor breasts. With such poor breasts, even if the cat owner is in a good mood and is willing to provide massage services, there is absolutely nothing he can do.

In addition to wearing a mask, the girl is also wearing a black and white maid uniform. The neckline on the chest is slightly low, revealing a small sliver of snow-white and delicate ravine that makes people unable to take their eyes away, coupled with a pair of breasts that are carefully stepped on. Kitty, no wonder the heat is high.

“Tsk, it’s really ‘work hard and support your family’.”

The senior sister held her hands in front of her chest and complained without changing her expression.

The reaction of blushing and shyness is naturally impossible. After all, Lao Siji can drive the car to "dirty". The live broadcast content is not even considered marginal. Only the girl takes off her clothes to make the senior sister blush.

"Junior, you can't take your eyes away from it. You must like it very much, right?" The senior sister turned around and asked, "Would you like to watch it for a while?"

That's enough for you. You've obviously been watching it for less than ten seconds, so why can't you take your eyes off it?

This girl seems to have a big heart, but she is actually not as big as you. In front of Ebina, she is more like a younger sister. If you want to get a better movie-watching experience, just let Fat Orange provide breast stepping services for the weak girl!

Hajima Kiyosuke looked at his senior and countered with disgust: "I think we should test it."

"Test what?"

The senior raised her hand to cover her chest, her burgundy eyes half-squinted.

Hajima Seisuke said calmly: "Test Fat Orange's learning ability. It's also an orange cat. There's no reason why others can do it but Fat Orange can't."

"Meow?"

Fat Orange looked up, looking particularly dumbfounded.

"..."

The senior sister looked at the little orange cat next to her and lay down on the sofa to verify whether Fat Orange had learned the skill of stepping on breasts?

"Keep watching."

Kasumigaoka Shiyu picked up the mouse and silently changed to a live broadcast room.

It's okay to try things like stepping on breasts alone, but you can't do it in front of Hajima Seisuke!

The senior sister casually clicked on another live video. The content of this live broadcast was family life. A young man in a suit seemed to have just returned home from get off work. A shorthair cat in the house came up and sniffed the man's feet. He sniffed it, then opened his mouth, showing an expression that was almost vomiting. The friends on the barrage instantly became enthusiastic, and a series of "evil spirits retreat" barrage was sent out.

Even Kasumigaoka Shiyu couldn't help but move her fingers and complained: "It turns out that cats also have natural enemies, and boys' feet are really scary."

"It has nothing to do with gender." Hashima Seisuke said, "It's mainly about the smell. I don't have athlete's foot."

The senior sister crossed her arms and looked at Hashima Seisuke and said: "You can't prove your words. I can prove it on the spot, and test whether Fat Orange has learned to 'distinguish dangerous smells'."

Hajima Seisuke raised his right foot and handed it to Fat Orange without any worry. Fat Orange often played at his feet and had never had a similar nausea reaction when he opened his mouth.

"whispering sound."

Seeing Fat Orange hugging Hashima Seisuke's feet, the senior sister curled her lips and had to admit that Hashima Seisuke did not have the attributes of a 'stinky man'.

"Okay." Seisuke Hajima stretched out his hand to push Fat Orange away and retracted his right leg, "Keep looking."

Kasumigaoka Shiyu picked up the mouse and suddenly saw Fat Orange turning to look at him, as if he had some unfinished regrets. Then he walked to the senior sister's feet with his tail raised and started to sniff around.

When the senior sister saw this, a soft light flashed in her eyes, and she was about to reach out and touch Fat Orange, when the little orange cat suddenly opened its mouth, its eyes were dull, and then...

"Wow!"

The standard of his movements and the intensity of his reaction were obviously stunned by the senior sister's feet.

Kasumigaoka Shiyu: "..."

A little blush surged from her ears and quickly spread over her pretty face at a speed visible to the naked eye.

The senior sister opened her eyes wide, with a shocked expression of disbelief and shame on her face. Fat Orange actually vomited after smelling her feet?

Vomited by yourself?

"impossible!"

The senior sister gritted her teeth and would never admit that she had athlete's foot.

Hashima Seisuke wisely remained silent.

"Junior, what's that look in your eyes?" The senior sister gritted her silver teeth and looked over with shame and anger.

Hashima Seisuke said speechlessly: "I was obviously looking at the computer, but I wasn't looking at you."

This can set fire to others. Sure enough, every girl has the innate ability to make trouble without reason!

"My feet don't smell weird!"

Hashima Kiyosuke nodded: "Yes."

Having known my senior for so long, Hajima Seisuke has smelled the fragrance of various shampoos, as well as the orchid-musk-like body fragrance, the fragrance of milk, the fragrance of chocolate, etc. There is indeed no such thing as athlete's foot. If it really does exist, It's impossible not to smell it once.

"Then smell it."

Hajima Kiyosuke's face darkened: "I don't smell it."

In order to prove that you don't have a smell that makes cats vomit, you let others smell your feet. Wouldn't it hurt your conscience to do so? Anyway, your body is very flexible, so just smell yourself!

"Younger generation!"

The senior sister turned over and sat astride him, holding Hajima Seisuke's shoulders with both hands. Her black hair fell down, and she said in a condescending and dangerous tone: "Don't even think about resisting me."

Chapter 429 Let’s stay the night, junior.

"Junior, please stop resisting and just obey me."

Kasumigaoka Shiha looked down at Hashima Kiyosuke, her burgundy eyes full of dangerous light.

Hey, are you a dandy who robbed a young girl from a good family? If others follow you, you can have a good time and drink, but if you follow you, you can only smell your feet. I will not do this kind of loss-making business!

"There must be some misunderstanding." Hashima Kiyosuke said speechlessly, "Get off of me first..."

The senior sister's pretty face was frosty, biting her pink lips: "I won't get up."

Fat Orange smelled his own feet and almost vomited them?

In seventeen years of living, I have never encountered such a shameful thing!

Hajima Kiyosuke said with a straight face: "Some things cannot be forced."

The senior sister said: "Isn't the strong melon sweet?"

"That's right."

"It doesn't matter if it's sweet or not, you'll feel comfortable when you twist it off." Kasumigaoka Shiyu's smile gradually became dangerous, "Junior, you sit down and I'll move myself."

Touch your sister! Putting your feet in front of others without their consent is a provocative act. If you push you down in self-defense, you will have no place to cry.

Seeing that his senior was in a dangerous state, as if he had transformed from a lazy and napping fairy cat into a fierce cat with explosive hair, Hajima Kiyosuke quickly made a decision.

Trying to appease him probably won't work. For now, the only solution is to fight fire with fire.

"Senior, you have gone too far."

Hajima Kiyosuke stretched out his right hand and grasped the slender waist of his senior sister.

The ribs are the vital part of most vertebrates, that's why the word "weak rib" is used. Regardless of men or women, the waist is a very sensitive part. If the shoulder or arm is suddenly tapped, there will be no overreaction, but if Someone pinched my waist...

"Ugh——!"

He blurted out a panicked whisper with the slightest trembling, which was unexpectedly cute.

"Junior-kun!!"

Kasumigaoka Shiyu's body trembled, and she sat in the arms of Hashima Kiyosuke. The black air flow almost solidified behind her back. The strong man of Douzong was so terrifying.

At this time, a cute lolita sound suddenly sounded in the living room.

"Everyone has misunderstood. Onii-chan's socks actually have no smell. This is a normal reaction of cats..."

Hajima Seisuke and his senior turned their heads together and looked at the live broadcast interface.

In the video, a petite and cute girl wearing a cherry-colored yukata appeared. She looked like she was either a junior high school student or a high school student. She was playing with the cat with a cat stick and explained:

"As we all know, cats socialize mainly by sniffing each other's pheromones. Meowing is mainly used to communicate with humans. Everyone's feet produce a lot of pheromones. We can't smell them, but cats can smell them clearly. .”

"Cats will open their mouths and make a dumbfounded expression, as if they are fainted by the strange smell. In fact, this is to more accurately capture the pheromones in the air, which is called cleft lip sniffing. It does not mean that the smell is unpleasant."

The little girl in the live video was acting cute and talking at the same time, quickly calming down the senior sister.

In nature, all cats rely on pheromones to identify themselves. The most common behavior is to urinate to mark their territory. When a cat comes into contact with strange or strong pheromones in the environment, it will open its mouth and turn up its upper lip for convenience. The odor molecules quickly enter the vomeronasal organ. This is a normal biological reaction and does not cause vomiting due to being smoked.

Some people deliberately hand durian to cats to smell, and then say that the cat vomited due to the smell of durian. In fact, it has nothing to do with vomiting. It is a normal cleft lip sniffing reaction. Some cats even like eating durian very much and smell the smell of durian. will get excited.

"In the future, if you see a cat vomiting, don't doubt yourself." The little girl in the video clasped her hands together, blinked her eyes and said cutely, "The cat is just remembering your taste."

"I see……"

Kasumigaoka Shiyu breathed out and relaxed completely.

Although she didn't want to admit it, the senior sister did have a little doubt about herself just now.

Do your feet really smell weird? Humans can't smell it, but they can smoke it out?

No girl is willing to accept this fact, and the senior sister is no exception.

"Get up quickly."

The sounds of disgust and helplessness rang in my ears.

Kasumigaoka Shiha turned her head, and was shocked to find that she had been sitting in Hashima Seisuke's arms while watching the live broadcast, and her right arm had not yet been wrapped around Hashima Seisuke's neck.

"..."

A little blush quietly spread from her ears, quickly covering her pretty face. The senior stood up silently from Hajima Kiyosuke's arms and said nonchalantly: "Continue studying."

This time, the senior sister resisted the temptation of all kinds of cat movies, found the video category of cats and mice, and clicked on the first video about "falling in love and killing each other". The result was that the content was animated cats and mice.

Hajima Kiyosuke said speechlessly: "Next."

"Um."

Kasumigaoka Shiha bent down and held the mouse, and clicked on the next video. It turned out to be a recipe of Doraemon changing color after being frightened by a mouse.

"Next one."

The senior sister continued to click, and the third video was indeed a real-life cat and mouse, but it was a cat playing a game of whack-a-mole with a cardboard box.

"It's so troublesome." Kasumigaoka Shiyu frowned slightly and leaned back, "Junior, come and find me."

Hajima Kiyosuke looked at his senior and said, "Are you feeling well?"