My girlfriend is Ying Li Li

Watching the two female teachers walk to their seats and sit down, Hajima Kiyosuke lowered his head and leaned towards Zari, and whispered: "Now there is good news and bad news. Which one do you want to hear first?"

"There is no good news at all, it's all bad news!" Eiri looked up from Hajima Seisuke's arms, probably because of nervousness, her pretty face was flushed, and she asked in a low voice, "Where are the two of them?"

Hashima Seisuke coughed lightly: "This is the bad news I want to tell you."

"..."

Yinglili thought, since it is bad news, that means...

"It's in the row in front of us." Hajima Seisuke said, "at a 45-degree angle to the side."

"Damn it!"

Yinglili wants to hit someone.

This news couldn't be worse. The two teachers were sitting in the front row. They could see themselves when they turned around!

The more I think about it, the angrier I get, the more I think about it when I step back, the more I lose.

If I hadn't hid just now, I might have been able to fool him, but now that I'm sitting up, I can't argue!

It's all this perverted girl's fault. If I didn't catch the doll, I wouldn't have won the movie tickets. If I didn't have the movie tickets, I wouldn't have met the teacher in the cinema!

A row of black lines fell on Hajima Kiyosuke's head: "Don't pinch me."

Yinglili said: "My hands are itchy."

Hajima Seisuke said: "My hands are also itchy."

"You, you dare!"

"Do you think I dare?"

"..."

Eiriri had no choice but to release her hand from Hajima Kiyosuke's waist, "What is the good news you said?"

"Good news..." Hajima Kiyosuke whispered, "The two of them probably didn't discover your true identity."

"Wait a minute." Yinglili wondered, "Why shouldn't it be used?"

"Suzuki-sensei definitely didn't notice you." Hashima Seisuke said, "Ozawa-sensei is not sure, I will probably test you later."

"Hey, how to test it?"

Yinglili was startled, and suddenly felt a vibration.

Taking the phone and looking at the newly received messages, Yinglili immediately understood what the so-called testing meant.

"Hey, what are you doing Eiri-chan?"

The person who sent the message was clearly Ozawa Kiyone from the health room.

Eiri didn't dare to raise her head, so she could only lie on Hajima Kiyosuke's lap and reply: "What else can I do, of course, play games at home."

"Sister Sayuri said you have been drawing a very interesting book recently, can you let me take a look first?"

"No, give up."

"I feel uncomfortable and want to cry." Kiyone Ozawa sent an aggrieved emoticon, "When I was little, Erili was the elder sister and the younger sister followed behind me. Now I don't even call her sister."

"Forget about what happened when you were a kid." Zhai Li couldn't help but complain in a low voice, "Who can draw a gay book for you to see!"

Hajima Seisuke didn't say anything. He looked down at Zari. He couldn't help but reach out and gently smooth the hair. The snow-white and slender back of the neck, as graceful as a swan, can definitely satisfy all the expectations of neck control.

"boom--"

Zhaili showed off her little tiger fangs and was super fierce: "If you dare to touch me again, you will be dead!"

Hajima Kiyosuke said seriously: "Smoothing hair does not mean touching it."

"How dare you say that!"

"..."

Time passed, the lights quickly turned off, and the movie officially started.

Well, not really.

Hashima Seisuke was surprised to see the trailer playing on the big screen, and for a while he had no intention of getting to the point.

"call……"

Eiriri breathed a sigh of relief, sat up from Hashima Seisuke's arms, covered her face with one hand, glanced in the direction of the two teachers, and then whispered: "What should we do now?"

Chapter 293 Lost Popcorn

"What should we do now?"

Eiri leaned close to Hashima Seisuke's ear and asked in a low voice. Although the movie had not officially started yet, the audience in the theater had already quieted down and no one could be heard talking loudly anymore.

Hajima Seisuke pondered and said: "Aren't you afraid of slanting shadows if you are upright?"

"Don't use a questioning tone when you say this!" Yinglili couldn't help but complain, "It's all because of the bad intentions of a little girl like you that you're like this."

Hajima Seisuke said: "Where do I have bad intentions?"

"you……"

Zhai Li puffed up her cheeks and glared fiercely: "How about we sneak away now?"

"Not good." Hajima Seisuke shook his head, "I'm probably doubting you now. I'll definitely notice you as soon as you get up."

Yinglili said: "Walk with your waist bent?"

"With a guilty conscience, I can guess your identity even if I guess."

"Who has a guilty conscience?" Ying Lili showed her little fangs, very fierce.

Hajima Kiyosuke tilted his head and thought for a moment: "Is that just hiding one's ears and stealing the bell?"

"..."

"This won't work, that won't work either." Ying Lili pouted her lips and said like a sharp-mouthed little beast, "What do you think we should do?"

Hajima Kiyosuke smiled and said: "Three methods, which one do you want to listen to first?"

"Tell me one by one."

"Um."

Hashima Kiyosuke leaned close to Eiri's ear and whispered: "The first way is the easiest. After watching the movie later, I ask Suzuki-sensei and Kiyone-san to forget about meeting us by chance."

The warm breath fell on her ears. Ying Lili couldn't help but twist her body. A light blush appeared on her pretty face, and her earlobes turned into a bright pink. She couldn't help but look at her in shame: "Li Li I stay away, don’t get so close!”

"How to make the two of them forget this?" Yinglili complained, "Is it possible to use physical amnesia?"

The physical amnesia method is very practical, but the problem is that I don’t know it! There is a huge difference in difficulty between knocking someone unconscious and knocking someone out of memory!

"There is no need for physical amnesia." Hashima Kiyosuke said speechlessly.

"Is that the hypnosis and bad potions that are common in the book?"

Hey, is this the brain circuit of a humiliation book artist? Ordinary people would not immediately think of hypnosis! Hypnosis in reality is not that effective. Don’t substitute the plot of this book into reality!

Hajima Seisuke's face darkened slightly: "I don't know how to do hypnosis, and I don't know where to buy potions."

Zhaili complained: "If you knew where it was sold, wouldn't you have already bought it and attacked your junior and junior sisters?"

Hajima Kiyosuke said expressionlessly: "Of course, after buying it, I will have Teacher Eri Kashiwagi check the authenticity as soon as possible."

"Bah." Zhaili raised her chin, "I will prepare a utility knife and formalin and wait for you."

With your weak physical condition, even if you hold a utility knife in your hand, you are not afraid at all!

"Let's get down to business." Hajima Seisuke whispered, "Eaters are short-tongued. Please ask Suzuki-sensei to have something to eat after the movie. By the way, please don't mention the incident in the cinema."

"Have you agreed to forget it?"

"If you don't tell them, if they don't tell them, what's the difference between not telling them and forgetting?"

"..."

Yinglili was speechless, crossed her arms and said, "I didn't want them to know, but even if I didn't tell them, they would still look at people with strange eyes. Isn't it embarrassing?"

Hashima Kiyosuke's voice was low: "Is it embarrassing to watch a movie with me?"

"Dang..." Zhaili opened his mouth, swallowed back the rant, and hummed softly, "What other way?"

"The second way." Hajima Seisuke continued, "Wait until you see the exciting part of the movie and everyone's attention is on the screen, then sneak out quietly."

"You can give this a try..." Ying Lili thought for a while, "Where is the other one?"

"It's very simple." Hajima Seisuke took a popcorn, "After the movie, you continue to hold me and pretend to sleep, and we will leave after the two of them leave."

"No, this is not the way to go." Ying Lili said with disdain, "Who would hug a girl like you again?"

As Yinglili spoke, she secretly looked at the two female teachers in front of her from the corner of her eyes, always being careful not to be discovered.

"Don't be nervous." Hajima Kiyosuke comforted him, "There are many moments in life when you need to make yourself look fat, such as pretending to review when you haven't reviewed. You can't feel guilty at such times."

"As expected of a well-known author who controls girls, he has really rich life experience." Ying Lili complained with her eyes blank, "Isn't it the same mental state to secretly hide your sister's fatness in light novels?"

"..."

Yinglili, you have gone too far! You still have the nerve to complain about the plot of other people's novels, but your insulting plot is even more excessive. The innocent girl turned red and burst into tears after reading it!

…

It was obviously the viewing time on the movie ticket, but the trailer was played for more than ten minutes, leaving Hajima Seisuke a little speechless. Of course, in addition to the movie trailer, there were also some thoughtful reminders from the theater, such as a guy whose head was a big bucket of popcorn. The woman reminds everyone not to forget to eat popcorn.

Finally, there is content about the prohibition of illegal photography that Seisuke Hashima has never seen. If illegal photography is discovered, you will be sentenced to a fixed-term imprisonment of not more than ten years, or a fine of not more than 10 million yen, or even both. That's pretty serious.

After the trailer and all kinds of messy content were played, the movie officially started.

This is a youth movie about life, love and friendship. Whether it can resonate depends on the director's skills and level.

It was very quiet in the cinema.

It was really quiet, not to mention the loud chatting and laughing as if no one was around, or the whispers of mice gnawing at the table, even the sound of eating popcorn was almost inaudible!

Hajima Seisuke recalled a complaint he had seen on Twitter before, saying that in order to avoid disturbing the viewing experience of other viewers, when eating popcorn, put it in your mouth first and soften it with saliva, and then eat it quietly. !

As for the reflection of the mobile phone screen, it is completely invisible.

Hajima Seisuke turned his head to look at Eri, and he could see Eri's cheeks bulging like a little hamster, and could hear the sound of eating popcorn. She looked surprisingly cute.

"What are you looking at?"

Yinglili's eyes turned, her blue eyes shining particularly brightly in the cinema, and she signaled with her eyes, "Go watch your movie."

fine.

At least Zhali will make a tiny crackling sound when he eats popcorn, and won’t hold the popcorn soft in his mouth before swallowing it like he complained on Twitter.

Hajima Kiyosuke felt that everything was too much, and that extreme behavior was really hard to accept.

At this time, Teacher Suzuki in the front row showed signs of turning his head. Eirili quickly lowered her head, and the popcorn in her hand accidentally flew into her collar.

The location seems to be in a strange place.

The lost popcorn stuck in his chest was obviously uncomfortable. Zhaili bit her lower lip in discomfort. After making sure that the teacher in the front row was not looking over, she quickly sat up straight, carefully picked up her clothes and shook them out. After a while, , a piece of popcorn fell out of her clothes and rolled onto Zhaili's skirt.

Hashima Seisuke reached out and caught the lost popcorn.

Here comes the problem.

This popcorn that just went through a big adventure on Zhaili’s chest, should you eat it or not?

Chapter 294 Fingers intertwined

"What do you want to do?"

A soft little hand quietly reached out to Hajima Kiyosuke's waist, Eiri showed her little fangs, and her eyes warned: "Don't want to do weird things!"

It's just a lost popcorn, not stockings or underwear, who would do weird things!

Hajima Seisuke was speechless and returned the popcorn to Zari.

The choice of whether to eat or not is not in his hands, it is in Zhaili's place.