My girlfriend is Ying Li Li

"knew."

Hajima Kiyosuke replied with a message, and then took the computer from the coffee table to the table.

After receiving Tonya's message last night, Hajima Seisuke guessed that the 'video party' should be Mrs. Sayuri's method, but... if Zakuli didn't want to, could Sayuri force her head?

Obviously not.

After thinking about this, Hajima Seisuke asked himself carefully before going to bed.

"Do you like Zhaili?"

"like."

"Are you going to give up like this?"

"Of course I won't give up."

After these two questions were answered in the affirmative without hesitation, Hajima Kiyosuke calmed down.

He likes Yinglili and is unwilling to give up. Zhaili's willingness to video chat is undoubtedly a disguised apology. At this time, it is clear what he should do.

if not?

Do we still expect Yinglili to wear a maid uniform and carry a stick, go to the door to plead guilty, apologize sincerely and ask for forgiveness?

With Zhaili’s extremely awkward personality, it would take her a long time to say ‘thank you’, so there is absolutely no way she would go out of her way to apologize!

Besides, Yinglili suddenly became so angry, was she actually jealous, right?

If they were just ordinary friends like she said, for example, the senior sister, if the senior sister came to visit yesterday and saw Ebina in pajamas, she would only despise and complain, but she would never be jealous.

If you listen to his words, you will be responsible for his actions; if you observe his actions, you will seek his merits.

You can’t just look at what others say, but also what they do. Many times, what you do is more important than what you say.

Children are the ones who keep getting into trouble. Of course adults want them all... Bah, of course they look for opportunities to take them home!

But as of now, the pimple is still there and cannot be easily eliminated.

"Yinglili." An Yilun also came over, scratched his head and said, "Your home is not far away, why not come directly?"

Yinglili snorted softly and said: "I told you that I am very busy. It takes two months to write a plan like you."

An Yilun also pushed up the glasses on the bridge of his nose and complained expressionlessly: "I haven't seen you write a word after talking for so long. Why are you so busy!"

"..."

Yinglili was speechless and knocked on the table, "If you have something to say, tell me quickly. After that, I'm going to retreat to draw a notebook!"

"Well, it turns out that cartoonists pay so much attention to their image when they are in seclusion." Shiyu Kasumigaoka gently played with the hair beside her ears and looked over her shoulder, "I thought she would be wearing an old-fashioned green sweatshirt, with her hair down, and Wearing glasses, you are not formal."

"Kasumigaoka Shiu!!"

Yinglili became angry with shame and showed her little fangs, which was very fierce.

She usually looks slovenly at home, but when she got up this morning, she hesitantly tied her ponytails and put on contact lenses. As for the reason...

Hajima Kiyosuke stood behind his senior and couldn't help but smile.

Then Zhaili became even more fierce, and it was quite lively for a while. Only the classmate Shengren was sitting quietly on the sofa playing with his mobile phone, looking calm and otherworldly.

time flies.

"Senior, how is the plan?" An Yilun also sat on the chair, sitting upright, like a student waiting for the teacher's review.

Kasumigaoka Shiyu put the plan book on the coffee table, folded her arms, leaned on the sofa, and said with merciless poison: "You once again wasted ten minutes of my life. When I go back, I have to wash my eyes again. "

"Hey, hey, that's too much!" An Yilun couldn't help shouting, "I obviously think this proposal is very good."

"Everyone feels very good when they look in the mirror in the bathroom." The senior sister closed one eye and gently played with the hair beside her ear with her fingers. "Congratulations on successfully learning the planning format, but the content is nothing new. , zero points.”

"boom."

An Yilun also knelt on his knees, his body shrouded in darkness.

"Take your time, progress is a good thing." Hashima Seisuke comforted him, turned around and walked into the kitchen to prepare ingredients.

"Hashima-kun, let me help." Kato Megumi quietly appeared at the kitchen door.

Hajima Seisuke smiled and said: "Then please leave it to Kato."

Lun couldn't help either. The senior sister couldn't touch Yang Chun Shui and could only be responsible for eating. She probably just watched from the sidelines during the home economics class. On the contrary, she was a classmate from Sage who, like Chihiro, was a gentle and virtuous almighty master of housework.

"It's okay."

Hajima Seisuke said: "Wash the green peppers and cut the potatoes into shreds later."

"Okay."

Megumi Kato took out the apron and tied it on herself with ease, and began to wash the green peppers. Her white and slender fingers were quite beautiful.

"My mother liked the green pepper dish Hajima-kun taught me to make last time."

"nice! You love it."

"It's just that the taste is not quite as good as Hajima-kun's."

Hashima Kiyosuke thought for a while and said, "You will do it later, and I will watch from the side."

"Eh...I'll try my best."

I remember that game in my previous life. The illustrator was drawn by Otashi, the program was taught by Kato himself, the script was written by a senior sister, the music was handled by Hyido Michiru's friend, and Tonya... Tonya was responsible for coordinating the overall situation?

I don’t know if that game can be successfully released. This time, Sage didn’t teach himself programming.

Halfway through washing the dishes, a violent cough suddenly came from the living room.

Hashima Kiyosuke didn't take it seriously at first, but the coughing didn't stop. Instead, the panicked voice of a workaholic came out:

"Kyosuke, senior is choking!"

Chapter 271 Video N/TR

"Go out and take a look."

Hajima Seisuke wiped the water on his hands, turned around and walked out of the kitchen.

Choking is a normal thing in life. When people are unlucky, they will choke not only when drinking water, but also on their own saliva!

Hajima Seisuke thought it was nothing serious, but when he saw his senior, he immediately knew that the situation was serious.

Because the senior sister's face was pale and her mouth was open, her face was already exposed! With the character of the senior, it is impossible for her to pull off such a prank!

"What's wrong?" Hajima Kiyosuke asked quickly.

"Senior just ate a chocolate." An Yilun was also standing next to senior, patting her back anxiously, but unfortunately it had little effect, so he hurriedly explained, "Then it became like this! "

Hajima Kiyosuke looked solemn and said, "I think I accidentally choked my trachea."

In the throat, the mouths of the esophagus and trachea are side by side. The epiglottis cartilage can adjust the opening and closing state back and forth between the two. However, it will not respond in time when breathing and speaking, and you may choke.

The senior's current condition is obviously that the chocolate she just ate has choked her trachea, and the situation is quite serious.

"Qingsuke, what should we do now?" An Yilun also asked anxiously, "Should we send our senior sister to the hospital?"

Hashima Seisuke shook his head: "The apartment is ten minutes away from the nearest hospital."

Looking at the senior sister's appearance, it was obvious that she couldn't breathe. She probably wouldn't be able to hold on for five minutes, let alone ten minutes!

"Can artificial respiration work?" An Yilun had also begun to seek medical attention in a hurry.

Of course not! It’s not like the senior sister fell into the water. Artificial respiration is useless. If you are in the army, you can use a tactical dagger to make a small hole in the trachea, and then use an intubation to assist breathing. Similar plots have appeared in many movies. The problem is No one here knows how to use it!

"Use the Heimlich maneuver?" Megumi Kato walked out of the kitchen at some point, the water on his hands not yet dry, "I read in a home first aid manual that there was a foreign object choking the trachea. Using the Heimlich maneuver can save lives.”

"Heimlich..." Hajima Kiyosuke's eyes lit up, "Yes, it can indeed be done."

Before Hajima Kiyosuke traveled through time, he had read articles related to the Heimlich maneuver, but he had never had any practical experience and could not remember it for a while.

"How, how to do it?" An Yilun was also sweating profusely, "I've never heard of it!"

Hajima Seisuke said: "You pick up the senior sister first..."

"Qingsuke, stop talking." An Yilun also interrupted quickly, "It's better you do it. I have no experience at all and don't know what to do."

In fact, Hashima Seisuke also has no experience. This kind of first aid method may not be used by ordinary people in his life. Fortunately, Heimlich is very simple and can be used without experience.

"Then get out of the way."

The situation was urgent, and Hashima Seisuke had no intention of instructing An Yirunya anymore, and strode to Kasumigaoka Shiu's side.

"Qingsuke, please." An Yilun also quickly stepped aside.

Hajima Seisuke used force to pull Kasumigaoka Shiu up from the sofa, "Senior, don't move around and cooperate with me."

Although the situation was urgent, the senior sister did not lose consciousness, and under the condition of life instinct, her body struggled with considerable force.

"Don't worry, nothing will happen."

Hajima Seisuke put his hands through the senior's armpits and hugged the senior. After noticing that Kasumigaoka Shiu's struggle had weakened, he took a deep breath, decisively separated the senior's legs, and pushed hard...

Put your right leg between the senior's legs!

Kasumigaoka Shiha is tall, only half a head shorter than Hashima Seisuke. At this moment, Hashima Seisuke is hugging him from behind, and his body is sitting on the top of Hashima Seisuke's thighs. His posture looks exactly like some bad anime/episodes. ah!

"Eh?" An Yilun also opened his eyes wide and subconsciously shouted, "Qingsuke, you..."

"Aki-kun, please stay quiet." Megumi Kato handed the phone to the workaholic, "This is the Heimlich maneuver."

An Yilun also looked down at Wikipedia on his phone and couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief: "That's good, I thought..."

What do you think?

Do you think I'm going to do it in front of you while the senior sister is still conscious? Not to mention that I didn’t have the intention to take advantage of it while it was hot, I didn’t even have the slightest idea of ​​taking advantage!

Hajima Kiyosuke's face was solemn. Even though Nephrite Wenxiang was hugging him, and even though his senior sister's butt was upright, round and full of elasticity, he really didn't have any bad thoughts in his heart.

This is different from that day when I hugged Zhuli in front of An Yilunye. Now the senior sister is in danger and her face is full of pain. If she can still have bad thoughts, she is definitely a pervert among perverts!

"Senior, don't move."

Hajima Seisuke used his hands hard to hug Kasumigaoka Shiu tightly to prevent his senior sister from falling. He then made a fist with his left hand, with the center of his fist facing inward, and pressed it between his navel and ribs. His right hand formed a palm and was pressed between the fists. On, the last forceful impact made the senior sister's body tremble, and her hanging black hair couldn't help but tremble.

The principle of the Heimlich maneuver is actually very simple. It is to imagine that the human lungs are like a balloon, and the trachea is the air nozzle of the balloon. If the air nozzle is blocked by foreign matter, you can squeeze the balloon with your hands to allow the air inside to surge up. Thereby breaking through the blocked foreign matter.

This step may not be successful the first time. If it fails, you can try it several times.

For example, Hajima Kiyosuke and his seniors failed and could only continue to press their abdomens for first aid.

…

at the same time.

Ying Lili walked in from outside with a cup of black tea.

"Mom, really, who would ask those two guys to come and play at home..."

Ying Lili walked to the table and was about to sit down and draw a notebook. She glanced at the computer casually and immediately spit out the black tea in her mouth.

"Pfft-cough cough cough!"

Ying Lili raised her hand to cover her mouth and coughed violently, with an expression of disbelief on her face.

"What is that little girl doing?!"

The video chat window has not been closed. At this moment, a real person is acting out a terrible plot!

A girl with long straight black hair was holding onto the sofa with both hands. Her black hair was messy and hanging down. Her face was pale and her eyes were dull. Tears of humiliation and pain were surging in her eyes, as if she was on the verge of destruction.

Behind the girl with long black hair is a perverted girl with an expressionless face who keeps banging her body hard.

Every time Hajima Kiyosuke hits, the senior's black hair will tremble. You can imagine how powerful the hit is.

Ying Lili rubbed her eyes in disbelief and looked at the computer screen again.

That’s right.

Either weird prank videos or live broadcasts.

The flower of the high mountains that countless boys admire is being violated by boys at this moment... If other boys see it, their faith will definitely collapse! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!