My girlfriend is Ying Li Li

Geese are pigeon killers.

Don't have feelings.

I'll do it as I say, no need to discuss.

"Senior, run!"

An Yilun also shouted, turned around and ran subconsciously. It can't be said to be a coward. When people encounter danger, it is instinctive behavior to stay away from danger.

What is instinctive behavior?

Before my mind could even think about it, my legs had already run out on their own.

At this time, Lun also took the first step, and the senior sister naturally fell behind, so it became a desperate situation for the weak support to deal with the full-level jungler alone.

"..."

Kasumigaoka Shiyu was a little panicked.

Okay, I was panicking.

She is the flower of the high mountain that everyone admires in school, but in the eyes of the goose, she doesn't care about the flower of the high mountain. It is true that she can destroy the flower with a ruthless hand!

Goose is a killer, no emotion.

What I love most is watching the beautiful flowers wither!

My senior sister lived with her grandparents in the countryside when she was a child. She knows that geese are very scary poultry. Even though they only have a flat, blunt mouth without even a single tooth, if they bite into an exposed area, they can turn you blue without bleeding. ah!

The senior sister had been in the car for a long time and had not eaten lunch, so she was inevitably exhausted. In the blink of an eye, she was overtaken by the big white goose.

Just as he was about to be overtaken by Killer Goose and get the first blood, Hajima Seisuke finally arrived, grabbed the senior's arm, took her behind him, and at the same time raised his leg to block Killer Goose's attack.

"Go to the back." Hajima Kiyosuke said solemnly.

The senior sister was in shock and panting slightly. Knowing that this was not the time to 'live and die together', she bit her pink lips and nodded, quickly ran back, turned around and warned: "Be careful."

Hashima Seisuke smiled: "Don't worry about me."

As he spoke, the killer goose flapped its wings and pecked at him again. Hajima Seisuke used his legs to block the attack just now when the incident happened suddenly. Now he raised the backpack in his hand and blocked the attack slowly.

Hashima Seisuke is really not afraid of geese. He raised them at home when he was a child. He knows that this thing looks fierce. In fact, as long as he grabs the goose's neck, he can play with it as he wants. However, this big white goose is obviously raised by someone else, so just drive it away. , but you can't pinch your neck. It's always troublesome to accidentally kill or injure you.

As for how to deal with the angry killer goose...it's actually very simple.

The IQ of geese is really not high, that's why they are called "silly geese". It's like those zombies in Plants vs. Zombies who only know how to call "Noko Noko". They never fight in a roundabout way, and they have no tactics at all. Two of them were a bit troublesome, but one was very easy to deal with. Seisuke Hashima held his backpack and blocked forward, and he blocked perfectly every time. Unfortunately, reality is not a game, otherwise he would have been able to counterattack with shield every time!

"..."

Yinglili and the other girls stopped and were speechless.

How could the person who was said to be responsible for the combat effectiveness of the poultry industry be easily manipulated and applauded?

Hajima Seisuke blocked, then turned around and said, "You guys should go a little further."

The senior sister bit her pink lip and said, "Keep walking."

After confirming that Eiriri and the others were out of the attack range of the killer goose, Hajima Seisuke used a shield to knock the goose back a few steps, then turned around and ran away, roaring towards them from a distance of dozens of meters.

Several girls looked behind Hashima Seisuke with some fear, but the big white goose chased him for two steps with its wings spread out. Because it lowered its head too hard, it quickly lost its target, so it folded its wings and turned around slowly to leave.

"Okay, no problem."

Hajima Seisuke checked his backpack to make sure it was intact, and then said, "Let's go have lunch."

It's just a goose that's blocking the way. It's not difficult at all.

Yinzi pursed his lips and said, "I saw you get pecked by that goose."

Hajima Seisuke smiled and said: "It doesn't matter, I'm wearing pants."

"Junior." The senior took a breath and raised her hand to pull up the messy hair beside her ears, "Thank you very much just now."

"It's just a small thing, it's nothing."

"I don't know what happened to that goose. Suddenly it opened its wings and rushed up. It was so fierce." An Yilun also pushed up his glasses and couldn't help but muttered, "It is said that the combat power of an otaku is only 0.5 goose." "Both two otakus may not be able to beat a goose. It turns out that's really the case. I always feel that your combat effectiveness has become higher, Kiyosuke..."

"..."

Now is not the time to discuss combat effectiveness! Didn’t you see that my senior’s expression has turned from cloudy to gloomy? It’s business to quickly apologize to the senior sister you left behind! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!

…

Had lunch.

Hajima Seisuke led a group of melon-eating girls towards Hinazuru Hot Spring Hotel.

As soon as I arrived nearby, I saw a cute lolita with silly hair on her head looking around. After spotting Hashima Seisuke, she immediately ran over like a swallow in the forest: "Master! (*^▽^*)"

A smile appeared on Hajima Seisuke's face, and he subconsciously stretched out his hand to smooth his hair.

Chu Heai's little face showed the happy expression of the cat after being petted, and the dull hair on the top of her head couldn't help swaying: "Hehe, master, touch it again. (〃'▽'〃)"

This lolita is very interested in shogi, and plays shogi with Hajima Seisuke every night. Because they have video chats every day, they are not unfamiliar, but have become closer to each other.

"stare--"

Yinzi unfolded the folding fan in his hand, squinted his eyes and emitted light of disgust.

Hashima Seisuke coughed lightly and explained: "Ai is actually my sister."

A nine-year-old little loli, if not treated as a sister, what else can she be treated as?

"..."

The air suddenly became quiet.

A series of subtle eyes looked over.

A drop of cold sweat fell from Hashima Seisuke's head, and he suddenly realized that he said something he shouldn't have said.

The senior smiled and said, "Well, it seems that I only write novels about girls."

Ying Lili crossed her arms and said, "Sure enough, every girl control is also a loli control."

Ginzi: "Have a caesarean section to apologize."

Chapter 214 Loli is so awesome (second update)

Loli Ai originally puffed up her cheeks and wanted to reiterate her status as an apprentice. However, after hearing that Hajima Seisuke was a 'hopeless girl control', she immediately hugged Hashima Seisuke's right hand, her big eyes widened. There are two crescent moons.

"As long as the master likes it, I can play the role of the apprentice or the younger sister."

Just act in your true colors. Besides apprentice and sister, what other identity do you want?

"Have you had lunch, master?" Ai-chan asked, raising her little face.

Hajima Seisuke smiled: "I just ate it."

"Then master, let's go to the hot springs first. I'll play shogi with you later."

"good."

"Master, Master, Master." A young and clear voice sounded like a lark, "I heard from Sister Guixiang that you are about to enter Duan?"

Hajima Kiyosuke responded: "I just got the qualification to enter Dan."

You still have to participate in the promotion competition to determine whether you can enter the tier. Before the matter is finalized, never talk big, otherwise you will easily be slapped in the face.

"Come on, master!" Loli's eyes sparkled, "I will go to the scene to cheer for master."

Hashima Kiyosuke was speechless: "No need to go, you study hard and concentrate on class."

"I don't want to." Chu Heai wrinkled Xiao Qiong's nose, "I can understand all the knowledge in the book at a glance."

Hajima Seisuke praised: "Ai-chan is indeed very smart."

"Hehe. (*^▽^*)"

So far, the conversation has been normal.

As a result, something was not normal the next moment!

"Master, Master, Master, hurry up and become a professional chess player. That way I can move out and live with Master!"

"..."

Applying cohabitation to a nine-year-old little loli is terrible no matter how you look at it! You will be invited to the police station for tea! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!

Xiao Ai clasped her fingers and said: "When the time comes, I will wash clothes, cook, and clean for Master..."

I'm sorry, I can do the housework you mentioned by yourself, I don't need your help at all!

"Well, there is also a bed warmer. Didn't Master say that he likes pillows when sleeping?" Xiao Ai's innocence made Hajima Seisuke linger on the edge of social death, "I can use it as a pillow."

"..."

A series of disdainful glances came over, causing a large drop of cold sweat to fall from Hajima Kiyosuke's head.

"Young generation, if you start in three years, the maximum penalty is the death penalty."

"Perverted Lolicon."

"Apologise by caesarean section, hentai."

Hashima Kiyosuke decisively refused: "You can't."

"Hey, why?"

"Because I already have a candidate for the pillow."

"..."

One sentence made the air suddenly quiet.

Zakuli, who was so disgusted just now, quickly averted his eyes, worried that Hajima Seisuke would be impulsive and say something strange.

"Teacher..." Little Loli's voice deepened, her eyes were covered with a layer of darkness, and she said faintly, "Who is the person you are talking about?"

"..."

Hajima Seisuke twitched the corner of his mouth and said decisively: "It's a life-size pillow I bought."

"I'm going to take a bath first and then play chess after the bath."

Hajima Kiyosuke quickly changed the subject, yandere lolita or something, super scary, okay?

Walking into Chuhe Hotel, which is a large ancient-style hotel, I didn't see Xiao Ai's parents. Only one staff member came forward and saluted: "Miss."

Hajima Seisuke showed the hot spring travel voucher, and the staff quickly took the group to the room.

There were six people in the group, and they happened to be in pairs. Hashima Seisuke and Toniya shared a room, the seniors shared a room with Takuri, and finally the inconspicuous Sage classmate and Ginko shared a room.

"Master, please take a bath." Lolita reluctantly poked her little face out from the door, "I'll come and play with you later."

Hajima Kiyosuke nodded: "Go."

As Xiao Ai left, the room finally became quiet.

An Yilun also took a sip of the drink and complained:

"We agreed to make two happy otakus together. When did you become a cashier, Kiyosuke? I also want the cold junior sister and the cute loli apprentice!"

Hajima Kiyosuke's face was expressionless: "If you want to become a cashier, just go and confess to your senior sister."

As long as you confess your love, the chance of success will be over 90%, and you will become the super instant depositor envied by everyone in the whole school!

"Hey, eh, confession? Did you misunderstand something, Kiyosuke?" The workaholic was puzzled, "My senior sister and I are just readers and teachers."

"And I've told you this before, right?"

"I only like beautiful girls in the second dimension, and I'm not interested in girls in the third dimension at all!"

"..."

Everything this workaholic said came from his heart, rather than deliberately escaping. I can only say that his emotional intelligence is really low.

Probably only when he saw his senior sister being held in the arms of another man, he suddenly woke up and realized that he too had possessiveness and jealousy.

No matter what, Hajima Seisuke will never let the girl he likes out silently for the sake of 'brotherly loyalty'. Hajima Seisuke will never do that kind of bullshit.

When I was a kid, I didn’t have any thoughts when I saw Little Li Flying Knife. I just thought he was very handsome. But looking back now, it’s really hard to accept. Li Xunhuan gave up his already engaged childhood sweetheart to someone else for the sake of loyalty. As a wife, she even gave up her family's ancestral home to build a new house. Her magnanimity and magnanimity are beyond the reach of ordinary people.

The two of them chatted and changed their clothes. Apart from not taking too long to soak in the hot spring, there was no requirement for when to soak. After riding in the car for a long time, naturally they couldn't wait to try the feeling of soaking in the hot spring.