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The shopping trip finally came to an end.

On the way back, there were still a lot of passengers on the tram, but after moving away from the morning and evening rush hours, there would certainly be no more forced slamming.

After one stop, someone got off the bus next to Seisuke Hashima and Megumi Kato, and even got two seats.

"Let's sit down for a while."

"Um."

Hajima Seisuke said that this was the first time he sat down on a train.

Although there were many passengers, it was quite quiet, and most of the other people's conversations were in whispers. The warm sunlight shone in from the window, making people feel drowsy.

"Hashima-kun, if you're sleepy, you can take a nap." He said softly, as if the gentle breeze outside the window sounded in his ears, "I can call you when you get to the station."

"No need." Hashima Seisuke shook his head, "It's better to wait until we get back and take a nap."

Firstly, I'm not that sleepy, and secondly, sleeping on the tram is uncomfortable.

Classmate Sage didn't try to persuade him anymore, he just moved closer to Hajima Seisuke, then raised his phone to the middle, "Then let's watch Twitter for a while."

Hashima Seisuke smiled: "Thank you Kato."

Sunny and quiet afternoon.

In the gently shaking tram.

Outside the window is a strange scenery going backwards.

In my ears, I heard the voice of classmate Sage, which was calm and calm, like the sound of catkins flying.

My heart calmed down unconsciously.

Kato Megumi would always turn on the silent Megumi mode when a girl appeared, but probably no one knew what Sage-san was doing on his phone. Hashima Kiyosuke observed that he was actually scrolling through Twitter.

Thinking about it, Megumi Kato is not opposed to otaku culture because of his personality, but he can't say he likes it. Of course he can't read novels on his mobile phone, and he has no interest in games either. He mainly uses his mobile phone to browse Twitter and read news.

Hashima Kiyosuke watched it for a while and found that Twitter is similar to China's Weibo. Officials or individuals share interesting stories about their lives. Occasionally, some warnings about earthquakes in certain areas will pop up. Most of the titles are 'I am on the subway. Strange things you encountered in life', 'My child looks so cute when he's angry', 'The touching and cute pets you met in those years', etc.

Hajima Kiyosuke's face was expressionless and his heart showed no fluctuations.

Fortunately, I was not the editor of the shock department before, otherwise I would have been unable to resist changing the title to something completely different!

For example, the content of "The Curious Case of the Subway" is: "In a full subway, a middle-aged uncle suddenly said, 'There are children who want to get off the train, please give way.' After everyone gave way, the middle-aged uncle stepped off the tram. , while saying 'I'm that kid'. ’

If it were an editor from China, he would definitely change the title to "Shocking!" in order to attract people's attention! On a crowded subway, a middle-aged man did something like this in public in order to get off the train!" Ah!

Just when Hajima Seisuke felt a little bored, Sage-san came across a shocking piece of hot news. The picture showed a naked male artist lying on the stage with his butt sticking out. Only the key parts were covered with a thin layer. What a mosaic!

This kind of thing can actually be posted on Twitter?

And it’s still popular?

Did you know that someone has invented mosaic removal technology?

Hashima Kiyosuke took a look at the news content and was immediately speechless. This guy was not an old pervert, but an artist, and he was quite famous.

As we all know, there are many large-scale variety shows in Japan. Before time travel, it would have been absolutely impossible to be broadcast on TV stations. This uncle is one of those large-scale entertainers. He only has one skill, and that is to cover it with only an iron plate. [Beep——], and then flip the plate with extremely fast hand speed. As long as the speed is fast enough, no audience can see the key parts.

No one has ever seen the secret behind plate flipping before, so some people suspect that this artist actually took protective measures. As a result, people can walk by the river without getting their shoes wet. This artist appeared in today's special episode. What a mistake!

If it were any other girl, even if she didn't blush at this moment, she would definitely be shy and quickly scroll through this hot topic. Then Sage-san is not an ordinary girl. Instead of blushing, she calmly scrolled through the following. Commenting, he said in a calm tone: "I watched this uncle's program with my parents when I was in elementary school. I didn't expect that there would be mistakes... um..."

Hajima Seisuke also saw the following comment from a netizen: "I have used a microscope to identify the penis. It is only three centimeters."

"..."

Chapter 163 Walking the Bird Again

The tram arrives.

"Hashima-kun, I'm going back." Classmate Sage raised his right hand and waved it very lightly.

Hashima Kiyosuke nodded: "Be safe and don't use your phone while walking."

"I won't play with my phone while walking..." The girl raised her hand to pull up the hair by her ears, her skirt fluttering gently in the wind, "I will send you a message when I get home."

Megumi Kato turned around and disappeared into the street without noticing. She was worthy of being a sage classmate, ordinary and invisible.

It was only one o'clock in the afternoon when Hashima Seisuke returned to the apartment.

"Take a shower first."

There were so many people in the shopping mall. After shopping for a long time, I was inevitably sweating. For Hajima Seisuke, who has a slight mysophobia, he always felt a little uncomfortable.

"After taking a shower, take a nap, get up at three o'clock, and then continue playing games."

Hashima Kiyosuke made a simple plan and walked into the bathroom.

After a while, a meow sounded outside the door.

Hajima Seisuke ignored him at first. Fat Orange always liked to squat outside the bathroom when he was taking a shower. He didn't know whether he was worried that Hajima Seisuke would fall into the bathtub, or whether he was worried about Hajima Seisuke falling into the bathtub or carrying him on his back to eat small dried fish.

But after a while, the little orange cat’s meowing outside the door suddenly became more urgent, and it also started to scratch the door.

Hashima Seisuke had just finished taking a shower and had no interest in soaking in the bathtub. While wiping his hair, he reached out and pushed the bathroom door open, ready to see why Fat Orange scratched the door. If there was no legitimate reason, the cat must be taught to correct this bad habit.

The door opens.

In addition to a little orange cat, other creatures actually appeared.

Not a thief or a sparrow, but a petite girl with ear-length silver hair and wearing a sailor uniform.

Eyes facing each other.

The air was suddenly silent.

"..."

Ginzi opened his eyes wide and looked at Hashima Seisuke, who was all smooth and smooth. A large blush appeared on his cold little face at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Worse!

Things get worse!

A bad premonition surged into his heart, and a drop of cold sweat immediately fell from Hajima Kiyosuke's head.

So why did Yinzi appear in the apartment quietly? It’s okay to come earlier or later, but not at this time! How shameless is it to walk a bird in front of a fourteen-year-old girl?

Without saying a word, Hajima Seisuke immediately used the towel to wipe his hair to cover his vital parts, and prepared to retreat to the bathroom.

"Whoosh!"

Yinzi bit her pink lips, and did not scold the pervert, nor did she raise her hands to cover her face. Instead, she felt cold and threw the folding fan in her hand as a hidden weapon.

Seeing the concealed weapon whizzing towards me, my body's instinctive reaction was to take action before I thought.

Skill activation - "Catch the sword with bare hands!"

"Snapped!"

Hajima Seisuke took a step back, clapped his hands violently, and clamped the folding fan that fell in front of him. Suddenly he felt a chill in his lower body, and the towel he had just wrapped around him slipped silently.

"..."

Seeing the big python swaying due to its retreating movement, Yinzi finally couldn't hold it any longer, turned away with a blushing face, clenched his pink fists, "hentai!!!"

"Wait until I get dressed!"

Hashima Seisuke bent down to pick up the fallen towel, turned around and returned to the bathroom, closing the door with a 'pop', wiping his body while thinking about the cause and effect.

It's not surprising that Ginzi has the key to her own apartment. When she first moved, she was given a spare key, and she had obviously used the key to open the door just now.

I guess I had already called myself when I came here. I just put my phone in the bedroom to charge while I was taking a shower. I set it to vibrate mode on the tram. I haven't turned it back yet. It's normal not to know that there is an incoming call.

The problem is that I'm not at fault, and I'm not sharing a house with others. It's normal for me to leave the bathroom without putting on clothes after taking a shower in my apartment. If you put on clothes when there's still moisture on your body, your clothes will definitely stick to your body. That kind of thing Whoever wears it knows how uncomfortable it feels!

There was no other way, Hajima Seisuke could only push the bathroom door open a gap, and then said to Ginzi: "Go to the bedroom and get that pair of gray boxer briefs."

"..."

Yinzi was in the living room with a tight face. Hearing this sentence, he almost laughed angrily.

It’s okay if you don’t apologize, but you actually asked me to get your boxers?

"Don't take it."

A voice sounded cold and filled with embarrassment.

Hajima Kiyosuke was speechless, "If you don't take it, I will have to go out without any clothes."

One of the signs of adulthood is thick-skinned. In the past, thick-skinned was undoubtedly a derogatory term, but now it has slowly become a neutral term or even a complimentary term. Hajima Seisuke has also seen the thick-skinned school before, which preaches that one should be thick-skinned. Like a city wall, your heart must be as black as coal, so that you can become a "hero".

It’s not possible to have a heart as black as coal, but having a thick skin, Hajima Seisuke said there is no pressure at all.

Of course, just saying that, even if Ginko didn't take the boxers, he could still wrap a towel around his vitals and get out, but...

Yin Zi in the living room had a sullen face, silently turned around and walked towards the bedroom.

After a while, Ginzi came over with a pair of boxer briefs. With a frosty face, he handed the boxer briefs to Hajima Seisuke's hand, then stretched out his hand and said, "Give me back the folding fan."

"Um."

Hajima Seisuke handed over the folding fan.

Yinzi took the folding fan and said, "Stretch out your hand."

"What to do?" Hashima Kiyosuke was surprised.

"Hit the palms of your hands."

"..."

Hey, corporal punishment has long been recognized as the dregs of history and has been swept into the garbage heap. You actually want to learn how to slap someone on the palm?

Hajima Seisuke said: "I have no clothes on."

"Let's talk after we finish."

Hajima Kiyosuke cheekily said: "When my hands are shaking, I might open the door."

"you dare."

Hajima Seisuke didn't speak, and the bathroom door was gently pulled inward.

"..."

Yinzi bit her pink lips, turned around and retreated in defeat.

Why be thick-skinned?

Because in the confrontation between thick-skinned and thin-skinned, it is usually the thin-skinned person who suffers.

Hajima Seisuke put on his boxers, put the towel away, and walked out of the bathroom. At a glance, he saw Ginzi sitting on the sofa with his arms crossed, his face frosty, expressionless.

"I was wrong." Hashima Kiyosuke apologized decisively.

It's obvious that I'm being looked down upon, but I still feel like I've lost money. Why is this happening?

"..."

Yinzi kept a straight face and said nothing.

Hashima Seisuke coughed lightly, "I just came back from outside and was going to take a nap, so I took a bath... Why didn't you send me a message?"

Seeing Hajima Seisuke's body wearing only a pair of underpants, Ginzi blushed slightly for a moment and said expressionlessly: "Go and put on your clothes first."

"good."

Hashima Seisuke entered the bedroom, got dressed, and picked up his cell phone. Sure enough, he saw two missed calls on it.

Walking to the living room with his mobile phone, Hajima Seisuke said helplessly: "The mobile phone is charging in the bedroom. I didn't hear your call... Why didn't you tell me last night?"

Yinzi did not answer, but pointed to the ground gently with the folding fan, raised his chin and said, "Sit down first."

"..."

Chapter 164 Foul Money

"Don't sit down."