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However, there are indeed idiots. The last time he took the subway, Hajima Seisuke saw many banners and slogans saying, "There are idiots here, please have the courage to shout out." There were even subway cars exclusively for women.

"I'm not, I didn't!" The man held the briefcase in one hand and raised the other hand. His face was pale and he hurriedly defended, "The tram just turned a corner and I accidentally bumped into you."

Hajima Kiyosuke felt that there was a high probability that it was the man in the suit. After all, he was standing right next to Kato. The probability of encountering a crazy person was not high. The chance of two crazy people appearing in a row in a big place was really very small. .

"What do you mean by carelessness?" The woman grabbed the other party's clothes and had a rather aggressive personality. "You think I'm easy to bully because I'm a high school student? This is not over!"

The people in the tram moved aside in a circle with a tacit understanding, and they were all in a state of ignoring the matter. Once it was confirmed that this man was a fool, his tragic end could already be expected.

So when something like this happens, people who haven’t seen it will never interrupt randomly.

"Please give way." There was a shout from the front, and the staff on the tram came over, "Let me pass!"

The crowded crowd silently separated a road for people to pass. The price was that an irresistible force surged on Hajima Seisuke's back again, and he and his classmate Sage were closely attached to each other!

"Well……"

A slightly depressed groan sounded.

"Feel sorry."

Cold sweat broke out on Hashima Seisuke's head. He ignored the soft touch on his chest. He took a deep breath and put his right hand on the wall behind Kato Megumi, barely opening the distance a little.

"It doesn't matter, it is a special situation after all." Classmate Shengren's voice was still calm, "If legally, this is called an 'accident', you are not responsible."

A pleasant aroma poured into the nose, including the aroma of lemon shampoo and a light orchid fragrance. It was obviously the aroma of the saint's classmates.

Although he said 'it doesn't matter' and his tone didn't waver at all, Hajima Seisuke was still keenly aware that there was a touch of pink on the jade-white earlobes of the pseudo-sanmu girl.

Fortunately, this embarrassing situation did not last long.

After a while, the tram arrived at the stop and the woman and the pale man in a suit got off the bus together, accompanied by the tram crew.

Hashima Kiyosuke watched the other party leave with an expressionless expression, and even wanted to go up and make up for it. This man in a suit was most likely the idiot who wanted to bully Kato. It was certain that he was already in huge trouble.

Japanese law applies the principle of presumption of guilt to the determination of idiots. If you cannot prove that you are physically unable to touch the other person, you will lose ten times in a lawsuit.

In this matter, the judge's logic is actually very simple - the little girl has shamelessly called her an idiot, so she must have been touched.

But there is another situation, that is, a woman is trying to blackmail someone. This kind of thing is also very common. Cases of idiots are private prosecution cases and can be resolved privately. This gives the problem to "touching" people. There is no room for it, because once two people go to court, according to statistics, the probability of being found guilty is more than 90%. At that time, the end of the crazy man is usually "fired from the company, divorced from his wife, and his life is completely ruined."

Therefore, in order to protect their lives, many people will compromise and choose to lose money to avoid disaster.

I don’t know what happened to the man in the suit, whether he was directly prosecuted or whether he apologized and paid in private. The only thing that is certain is that the man will probably never dare to stretch his dog’s paw on the tram again.

The old passengers left and new passengers came up. The impact of the idiot incident quickly disappeared.

Hajima Kiyosuke looked away, and then he realized that he was still leaning against the saint classmate, and quickly distanced himself: "I'm sorry."

Ever since he accidentally saw someone analyzing Sage Megumi’s specific attributes as ‘false three things on the surface, a dark belly on the inside, and a yandere at heart’, Hajima Kiyosuke felt that he could bully anyone, but he couldn’t bully Sage’s classmates!

The man in the suit just now might have been punished by heaven because he wanted to extend his claws!

"Well..." Megumi Kato raised her right hand and gently combed the hair beside her ear, "It's not Hajima-kun's fault."

Hey, hey, what I want to hear now is 'it doesn't matter', not who is at fault. If you don't speak up to absolve yourself, you can't feel at ease at all!

Chapter 159 The correct way to avoid getting lost

The tram slowly stopped.

There were a lot of passengers getting off the bus at this stop of the shopping mall. Seeing the crowds pouring out, Hajima Seisuke subconsciously turned his body to protect the saint classmate:

"We'll leave later."

"Okay."

Kato-san put away his cell phone and stood beside Hajima Kiyosuke quietly and calmly.

After waiting for a while, after most of the passengers on the tram had disembarked, Seisuke Hashima and Megumi Kato got off together.

The weather is great.

The bright sunshine fell on my body, making me feel warm and comfortable.

The sky above our heads is blue and clean, but almost no one will look up at the sky stupidly here. The various two-dimensional girls and idol groups dancing on the nearby high-rise buildings are enough to attract people's attention.

"Well, that's where the Liutenma Shopping Center is." Megumi Kato pointed slightly forward.

Hashima Kiyosuke responded: "I saw it, let's go over."

When I walked to a large intersection, I saw that there were so many pedestrians waiting for the traffic lights. In the center of a metropolitan city like Tokyo, the problem of crowding has always been unavoidable.

"There are a lot of people." Hajima Seisuke remembered the last time he bought a hat, and turned to look at Sage-san, "Follow me later, don't get lost."

With Kato's nature as a passerby, once he gets lost, he will probably be like a grain of wheat dropped into a sea of ​​sand. Without mobile phone contact, he will never be found again!

"Ah...I'll try my best." The girl's calm voice sounded.

Hey, hey, I’m not telling you to try your best, but I’m making sure you don’t get lost!

Hajima Seisuke twitched the corner of his mouth slightly, thought for a moment and said, "If you get lost, just use your mobile phone to contact me."

"It's actually not that easy to get lost..."

The corner of his clothes moved and was gently held by someone.

It was as if the sound of catkins flying in March sounded in my ears, and he said calmly: "This way you won't get lost."

Hajima Kiyosuke looked at the bob-haired girl who reached out to hold the corner of his clothes. He always felt that something was wrong. Before he could speak, Kato said: "The light is green, we can go."

The crowds of people on both sides of the road began to surge forward. Hashima Kiyosuke withdrew his gaze: "Let's go."

"Um."

This time, because Kato Megumi was holding Hajima Seisuke by the hem of his clothes, Kato Megumi did not separate from Hashima Seisuke because of the passive talent 'Auto Dodge', and the two of them walked to the opposite side of the road together.

"Thank you, Hashima-kun." Kato Megumi looked calm and calmly took back his right hand. There was no strange expression on his face at all, let alone blushing and shyness, "Shall we go to the shopping mall?"

Hashima Seisuke had a subtle feeling in his heart that he had been clearly arranged. After thinking about it for a while, everything went as it should, and there was nothing out of the ordinary. In the end, he could only nod: "Let's go."

"I came here this time mainly because I wanted to buy two pieces of clothing for the changing seasons." Megumi Kato said the action plan in a calm voice, "It may take some time. Is there anything wrong with Hajima-kun?"

Countless ancestors have proven with their trembling bodies in the cold wind that when girls say 'it may take some time', the word 'maybe' is directly crossed out, and then 'some time' has to be replaced with 'a lot of time'!

Hajima Seisuke smiled: "No problem."

For things you have agreed to, you still need to have basic patience.

If he is the only one who comes to buy clothes, the basic process is to go directly to the third floor, find a ready-made clothing store, try them on, then check out, go downstairs, and go out directly. It can be done in about ten minutes, but this kind of efficiency is obviously impossible. Appears on girls.

Next it’s shopping time for Sage-san.

Facts have proved that the saint classmate is just a fake three-no girl with a plain expression, not a real three-no. For example, when it comes to shopping, she is no different from ordinary girls.

The two of them walked into the shopping mall around nine o'clock. In the blink of an eye, more than an hour had passed, and less than half of the shops on the third floor had been visited!

Fortunately, Kato Megumi was still very quiet when he was shopping. Hajima Kiyosuke mostly followed him as a bodyguard, and occasionally provided some advice, such as...

"Hashima-kun, how do you like this dress?" Kato Kei held a goose-yellow dress and tilted her head to look at Hashima Seisuke.

Hajima Kiyosuke said expressionlessly: "It's very beautiful."

But the second half of the sentence remained in my mind and I didn’t say it out loud, “The clothes are beautiful, but when you wear them, they will be shrouded in a halo of ‘cognitive distortion’, turning them into ordinary, inconspicuous clothes!”

After shopping for a while, classmate Shengren finally bought some clothes.

"Well, it's already eleven o'clock." Megumi Kato raised her hand to hold a strand of hair by her ear, "Hashima-kun accompanied me to the shopping mall. In return, shall I treat you to lunch?"

Hashima Kiyosuke thought for a while and agreed: "Okay."

It's normal for friends to treat guests to dinner. Although the AA system is very popular in Japan, Hashima Seisuke doesn't like it. Next time, just treat the other party back, or buy some cold drinks, snacks, and small gifts.

The two walked all the way to the casual dining area on the fourth floor, and finally came to a newly opened restaurant.

"This is the one." Kato Megumi tilted his head and looked, "What do you want to eat, Hashima-kun?"

Hashima Seisuke looked up and found that this restaurant specializes in sushi and eel rice. In addition, there are many types of set meals. The other cheapest set meals are one rice, three side dishes, one fish, and miso soup. One serving only costs 500 yen in total. Then there are the big boiled sausage set, fried chicken set, ginger grilled set, fried pork cutlet set, beef rice bowl set, etc. Because it is a common delicacy, the price is basically not expensive, generally between 500 and 2,000 yen. between.

"I want a fried pork cutlet set meal." Hajima Seisuke made a quick decision.

The fried pork cutlet set meal is the most classic set meal, and it’s not expensive at only 900 yen.

"Okay." Kato Megumi nodded slightly, then tilted his head slightly, making a thinking gesture, "Well——"

"..."

It was obviously a simple action, but it instantly transformed Saint-san from an inconspicuous passerby girl to a cute girl with incredible cuteness. Even Hajima Kiyosuke didn't know that the Tilting Head Killer could be so powerful!

"Eh?" A look came over, "Is there something on my face?"

"No." Hashima Kiyosuke looked away.

I will never say anything that you accidentally tilted my head to kill me!

"I'd like a sushi set."

After paying the bill and taking the menu, Hashima Seisuke and Kato found an empty table by the window and sat down.

After sitting for a moment, Hajima Seisuke stood up and said, "I'm going to the bathroom."

After coming out of the bathroom, Hashima Seisuke stopped by a cake shop nearby and bought two thousand-layer fruit cakes and two glasses of freshly squeezed apple juice.

When he walked back, classmate Shengren was sitting in his seat quietly playing with his phone with his head down. The sun shone in from the window and fell on the girl's body. If you look at the half profile of her quiet and indifferent face for a long time, you will find that it is quite cute.

"Eh?"

Kato Megumi, who was quietly playing with his mobile phone, tilted his head and looked through the crowd, meeting the eyes of Seisuke Hashima at the door of the restaurant.

Hajima Kiyosuke: "..."

So in addition to the unparalleled assassin talent of stealth, Kato also turned on the talent of keen perception!

Chapter 160 Sage Hui sits in the frosty sky

"I was a little thirsty just now, so I bought a glass of juice." Seisuke Hashima placed the fruit cake and apple juice in front of Sage. "Eat some fruit before lunch. It's good for your health."

"Fruit cake is different from fruit." Megumi Kato blinked and said in a calm tone, "But thank you Hajima-kun."

Kato Megumi took the straw, inserted it into the juice cup, and then pushed it in front of Hajima Kiyosuke, "Here, here you go."

Hajima Seisuke sat across from Kato Megumi: "You can eat as much as you can. It's okay to take it back if you can't finish it."

Of course, the thousand-layer cake does not have as many layers as Hashima Kiyoshi. Anyway, there are many layers, and the colors of the cake are alternately changed. It looks quite beautiful. There are some fruits on the top, including cherries, bananas, and strawberries. , apples, and finally decorated with dark brown chocolate chips... The price is certainly not cheap.

However, Hashima Seisuke can eat steamed buns and drink boiled water to survive when he is in trouble. Of course, when he is rich, he will not be reluctant to eat and drink. He has long understood a truth - money is earned, not saved. Therefore, everyone should grit their teeth and work hard to move up. Regardless of such lofty things as life ideals and social values, at least they can let themselves eat, drink and have fun. It may be a bit vulgar, but Hashima Seisuke is like this Thought.

Hajima Seisuke scooped up a cherry with a spoon, took a bite, and frowned slightly.

As we all know, cherries are actually cherries, but they are cherries imported from European and American countries. If you read carefully, you will find that they are the transliteration of English cherry. Similar fruits include kiwi and kiwi, apple and snake fruit, pineapple and pineapple, etc. .

The release date of the cherries should be in May, which is a little early now. The taste is too sour and too sweet. Hajima Kiyosuke feels that it is a bit sour and does not like it.

"Hey, Hashima-kun, don't you like eating cherries?" Sage-san's ability to observe the smallest details is at its maximum, and of course he would not miss the change in Hajima Kiyosuke's expression.

"It's a little sour." Hajima Seisuke smiled, "I haven't liked it much since I was a child."

"That's it... um..." Kato Megumi said in a calm voice, "I happen to like eating more, so I can use strawberries instead."

Sorry, I don’t want to eat your strawberries at all!

Hajima Seisuke glanced at the remaining cherry, hesitated, and then agreed with a smile: "Thank you Kato, but no need for strawberries."

Whoever tries it will know the feeling of sore teeth. Anyway, Seisuke Hajima has no intention of eating another cherry.

"Okay."

Kato Megumi picked up the cherry with a spoon. After a while, a hesitant shout came from behind: "Are you... Kato?"

Hajima Kiyosuke turned around and saw two strange girls with long hair holding hands.

"Hey." Classmate Sage blinked, "It's Ayaka and Yoko."

"Kato, it's really you." A girl carrying a shoulder bag showed a smile on her face, "I just saw you from a distance, so I didn't dare to confirm it."

Another girl looked at Hajima Seisuke and then at Sage-san, "Kato, are you dating?"

If it had been another girl, such as Zari or Ebina, she would have been stammering and unable to sit still. However, Sage-san was still calm and calm, with no change on her face at all, and said in a calm tone:

"It's not a date, it's just an ordinary shopping trip."