My Future Diary Can’t Be Perfect
Chapter 56: Why here is love! ?
Mingguang City, in front of the door of No. 1302, Block 6, Jindu Garden.
"Ding dong..."
Along with the crisp doorbell, Old Biden's voice came from behind the door: "... Commissioner of the Legion? Why are you here? It's off-duty time, right?"
"Come to you for a drink."
At the door, Xun Xi turned to his side, revealing a faceless figure while holding up the two bottles of fine wine in his hands, with a kind smile on his face: "Didn't you say it's inconvenient to go out to drink, old Biden? , so today I specially put on my faceless and came to your house for a drink."
"there's one more thing."
At the same time, Wu Mian also took out a box from his arms and said, "This is your gun. Didn't you get it to the equipment department for repairs?"
"By the way, I also brought it to you."
"Oh, yes." Old Bi Deng was stunned when he heard the words, and then he reacted, nodded and said, "There is such a thing, I almost forgot."
"You are a noble person who forgets things a lot." Wu Mian curled his lips when he heard the words, and said angrily: "I originally advised you to change a gun directly, but you always say that this thing is of great significance to you, I don't want to change it, so I can only trouble the equipment department to take time to repair it for you."
"Thanks."
Lao Bi Deng thanked Wu Mian across the door, but did not open the door, but said abruptly to the inside of the house: "Madam, there is a guest here."
"Hong Niang?"
Wu Mian and Xun Xi immediately looked at each other when they heard the words, and finally Wu Mian took the lead and said, "Old Bi Deng, is Hongniang your wife's name?"
"yes."
Talking about his proud wife, Old Biden's voice became much louder: "I mentioned it to you before, my wife and I have been together for decades. She will cook me a meal every night. A big meal... oh yes, you're just in time for tonight's meal."
Speaking of which, Old Biden seemed to swallow his saliva.
It was clearly separated by a door, but both Xun Xi and Wu Mian heard grunts, which were stomach sounds, the result of stomach peristalsis caused by excessive hunger.
"...Haha, I'm a little hungry."
"Old Biden."
Hearing this, Wu Mian finally couldn't hold back, he lifted the box in his hand and whispered: "We are also guests anyway, you don't plan to let us stay outside the door like this? And you keep the door like this. Shut it down, how can I give you the gun that I just repaired?"
And at this moment---
"husband?"
Suddenly, a second voice came from behind the door. Just listening to the sound, a picture naturally appeared in Xun Xi and Wu Mian's mind.
It was a graceful figure.
red dress.
Red high heels.
She was like a burning flame. And with the sound of the heels of high-heeled shoes hitting the ground behind the door, both of them had big heads.
"A guest came? Strange, I didn't order takeout."
"It's not takeout." Old Biden explained: "It was two commissioners from my company who came to drink with me... But I promised to accompany you to dinner today..."
Old Biden's voice seemed a little guilty.
"... Or forget it."
"Facialless Commissioner, Legion Commissioner, come back tomorrow..."
"it does not matter."
Before Lao Bi Deng could finish his sentence, his wife, the woman called Hong Niang, interrupted him, and every word she uttered in a coquettish voice seemed to take a slight breath: "Since it is your friend, then Let's invite you in together... just right, I'm going to have dinner tonight too."
"That's too hard for you."
Old Biden said reluctantly: "It's troublesome enough to cook for one person. I think it's okay to cook for three people. I don't think it's too hard for you..."
"It's okay, husband?"
"....All right."
Old Biden finally seemed to give in. So, along with a sound of machine, I saw the door of the house slowly opened, revealing the appearance behind the door.
"......"
Xun Xi glanced at it and saw that Old Bi Deng's home was no different from an ordinary family. There is a TV showing the daily news, and a kitchen full of vegetables and fruits. Sofa, coffee table, dining table, folding chair, water dispenser, everything is the same as usual, no weirdness can be seen.
Then he looked at the old Biden who opened the door.
"What's wrong?"
Facing Xun Xi's comment, Old Bi Deng touched his face, grabbed a piece of rotten flesh with blood, and asked in confusion, "Is there something on my face?"
Xun Xi: "......"
On the contrary, your face is almost empty.
Xun Xi didn't answer Old Bi Deng, but passed Old Bi Deng and looked at the woman in red who was in the kitchen, playing with ingredients, humming songs, and even dancing to the songs. After noticing his sight, the woman in red also raised her head and looked at him:
"It's really you."
The woman in red raised the kitchen knife and chopped the meat on the chopping board heavily: "It seems that Black Stone should have failed. Otherwise, you will not find me here."
"what are you talking about."
At this moment, Old Biden suddenly turned his head and said angrily, "Madam, you go upstairs first. I'll have a chat with the Legion Commissioner and the Shameless Commissioner."
"Bidden!"
Before he finished speaking, Wu Mian grabbed Old Bi Deng directly and pressed him against the wall: "Please wake me up! Can't you see the situation?"
"You are affected by the supernatural!"
"Lin Xiao."
Almost at the same time, Xun Xi also pulled out the Jack of Spades from the deck, Lin Xiao appeared in response, and looked at the grim old Bi Deng with a pitying expression, and then the ability to share pain directly locked him, causing a huge amount of pain. With the effect of "drinking a punch", it entered Old Biden's mind.
"what----!!"
In the next second, Old Biden let out a mournful wailing. But the supernatural and pain inflicted by Lin Xiao was enough to wake him up from the supernatural influence.
However-----
".....shut up!"
I saw Old Bi Deng forcibly twisted his body, and finally fell to the ground wiping the wall. However, his words and deeds did not change in the slightest compared to just now.
"Hong Niang...you go upstairs first."
"It's alright, just a little misunderstanding. I'll have a chat with them and I'll explain it clearly." I saw Old Biden turned his head first and showed a flattering and humble smile to the woman in red~www.readwn.com~ and then Only then did he look at Wu Mian and Xun Xi again, and said in a low voice, "I wasn't affected by the supernatural."
"You are mistaken."
"I remember the first meeting with Hongniang, the first date, the engagement, the marriage, the life after marriage. I have been with her for decades..."
"Decades?" Xun Xi said suddenly.
"....what?"
"Decades are not an exact number." Xun Xi looked at Old Bi Deng and said word by word, "Can you name a specific number?"
"Of course!" Old Bi Deng said immediately after hearing the words: "There should be twenty... No, more than thirty years! She is a perfect wife, beautiful, loyal to me, can cook, and is very good at cooking. Proficient in housework....and not self-willed, not pretentious, not clingy, not spending money..."
"It doesn't exist." Xun Xi interrupted him cruelly.
"........"
Before he finished speaking, Old Bi Deng's movements stopped abruptly, as if he was a robot powered off, and even the look in his eyes disappeared.
"What exactly is going on?"
At the same time, Wu Mian also grabbed Old Bi Deng's body, put the lantern in his hand in front of Old Bi Deng, let the green ghost fire shine on Old Bi Deng, and said anxiously: "The supernatural influence should have been expelled. It's right. Why isn't old Bidden awake yet?"
"What did you do to him!"
"I didn't do anything." Facing the shameless questioning, the woman in red in the kitchen just shook her head and said melancholy, "If you have to say..."
"...that's love."
Faceless: "???"
Why here is love! ?
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