My Enhanceable Equipment

Several of Lin Yu's roommates are all scumbags, let alone going to class, it is rare to be able to wake up at 12 o'clock at noon, so Lin Yu has basically never seen Xu Chaoyang since he changed from dormitory to day school. They face each other.

This day, Lin Yu was also thinking about not seeing his roommates for more than a week, and last time he promised to treat guests to a 'celebration banquet', so after the morning class, he bought some fried vegetables and braised vegetables and ran back to the dormitory. .

As a result, as soon as he opened the door, he heard Xu Chaoyang's loud voice.

Damn, you don't go to such a good thing? Can you stop being so cowardly!

Brothers, you can just think of it as a favor for me, right? I can't make it up by myself.

As soon as Lin Yu entered the door, he saw Xu Chaoyang wandering between the beds, trying hard to do the ideological work of Zhou Jie and others.

Who is cowardly? Don't beat me up, okay?

Boss, if you want to make an appointment, just make an appointment. What's the matter with dragging us?

Sorry, I'm not interested in women, and it's too dangerous now, I'm going to die at home.

That's right, what's so good about a girl, can I play games with you?

Boss, you are divorced from the masses, it is not necessary.

The attitudes of Zhou Jie, Zheng Wei and the others were surprisingly resolute, each of them holding their mobile phone or computer, concentrating on playing the game, treating Xu Chaoyang, who had a shaved head and hot hair, like chasing flies.

Yo, what is this discussion?

Lin Yu also sensed something, and walked in teasingly, and put the big and small bags of food and drinks on a table.

Wow, big local tyrant Lin, are you going to treat me today?

I just happened to be hungry and too lazy to go out, you came at the right time, third child!

Seeing what Lin Yu put down, Zhou Jie and the others' eyes lit up immediately, and they changed their appearance from the salted fish lying lazily on the bed just now, and surrounded them laughing and laughing.

Third brother, you came just in time, brother will rely on you this time...

Xu Chaoyang's eyes lit up when he saw Lin Yu, but he didn't go for the food, but went to Lin Yu with a straight face.

After listening to his eloquent Balabala for a while, and selectively ignoring various modifiers and agitating sentences, Lin Yu finally figured out the whole story.

In short, spring has arrived, and the boss in their dormitory is also springing up.

He had his eye on a girl from the school's accounting department, but she was lustful but not courageous, so he encouraged the two dormitories to have a friendship, and pulled a group of light bulbs to embolden them as wingmen.

Lin Zi, you have to help me with this. The girl's dormitory has already been settled, and I will come for the treats. You just need to hire someone.

After telling the whole story, Xu Chaoyang put on a hopeful expression, looking pitiful.

However, Lin Yu's reply was decisive.

No time, I'm very busy recently, and I have to go home at night.

What a joke, expecting a group of nerds who are still single even though 70% to 80% of the school is girls, to go out for friendship? I'm afraid I didn't wake up.

What are you busy, I don't know you yet.

Seeing that the last hope had rejected him, Xu Zhaoyang was a little impatient, and said, Can't you sleep in the dormitory? Anyway, your things are here, so it's okay if you don't go back overnight.

Busy with studying hard every day and looking for video materials, I am going to visit the teacher at the teacher's school in the afternoon.

Lin Yu spread his hands helplessly.

Of course, this is just an excuse, mainly because he is really not interested, he has not been interested in this at all recently, and... why do you think he is still single so far.

Xueba? There are Xueba!

Xu Zhaoyang was refreshed when he heard the words, and eloquently encouraged again: In the dormitory where we have a friendship, there are schoolmasters, and they are also beautiful schoolmasters. The video material is definitely better than those nerds you are looking for. Let me tell you...

Then Xu Chaoyang flickered again, making Lin Yu speechless for a moment.

According to him, the Department of Accounting has recently had a good show of counterattack by the top students.

The roommate of Xu Chaoyang's target didn't have very good grades at first, but recently he was enlightened and understood the true meaning of learning. He worked hard to study hard, and all professional courses counterattacked.

At first it sounded like that, but the more I listened to Lin Yu, the more I felt something was wrong.

Are you fooling me? This is not high school, the teacher cares about your grades, and why do I sound more and more like a net text routine?

Lin Yu silently made a 'stop' gesture, stopping the eloquent Xu Chaoyang.

Well……

Xu Zhaoyang stopped talking, smiled embarrassingly, and said: Retouch, decorate, it's a little exaggerated, but it's definitely true that Xueba counterattacked, but it was Liu Xin and the others who questioned her, and her roommate really knew how to do it. .”

Liu Xin is Xu Chaoyang's 'target' this time.

Okay, let's go with you to see, when?

Lin Yu sighed helplessly.

Xu Zhaoyang has talked about this, and it would be a bit unreasonable to refuse, and he is not good at rejecting others.

Besides, he really wants to find a top student to 'learn from the scriptures'. According to Xu Chaoyang, that roommate of Liu Xin still has something, and there is a high probability that he is a technical top student who wins by learning methods. Go try your luck. also good.

Well, he swears, he definitely didn't go there because he heard about 'beauty', he definitely didn't have any desire for love.

That's great, I know you're the most interesting third son, so I made an appointment to sing K tonight.

Xu Zhaoyang was so excited when he heard the words that he clapped his fists, and said, By the way, the second brother and the others have to take care of it. The other party is also in the same dormitory. Let's persuade the second child and them together.

It's simple, just prescribe the right medicine.

Lin Yu smiled, and glanced at Zhou Jie and the others who were eating.

Xu Chaoyang was taken aback: How to prescribe the right medicine?

No, the second child, recharge him with starting coins, the fourth child will get a LOL skin, the fifth child will get ten consecutive draws, and the sixth child will buy a chicken.

Xu Chaoyang made several videos of Qiafan, and the small treasury was very sufficient. Lin Yu, the dog-headed military strategist, knew this, and directly set up a big plan to lure them for profit.

no problem.

Xu Chaoyang nodded.

And me... a pre-order of 328 will do.

Lin Yu pointed his finger around, then circled back to himself, and knocked on the stick with a smile.

You want it too? Pre-order at 328? You're taking advantage of the fire!

Xu Chaoyang jumped up when he heard the words.

That's right, I just took advantage of the fire to rob.

Lin Yu still stared at him with a smile.

Okay, count yourself as ruthless.

Xu Chaoyang was so sad and indignant that he could only smash his teeth and swallow it, gritted his teeth and agreed.

Needless to say, there is no need to say more, to lure them directly to the pain points, and Zhou Jie and others are also a little turbulent in their hearts, so those who borrowed the opportunity to go down the donkey agreed.

The cannibal's mouth is soft and the hands are soft, and several people are all promising that they will be good wingmen this time.