My Debauched Devotion

Is it wrong for a handsome man to speak nicely?

Speaking of women, Xiao Ran suddenly discovered that the women around him, master, uncle, and Chu Yan, although all of them were beautiful fairies who were hard to find even with a lantern in the cultivation world, they were either elders or juniors, and the only ones of the same generation were the two. Little loli...

Is it not smelting copper or deceiving the master and destroying the ancestors?

It can be seen that major events in life are problems!

In the era of the end of the Dharma, filial piety belongs to filial piety, and the responsibility of saving the world cannot be lost, but as a man, he must always leave a way for himself to farm and reproduce.

The regret of ending his life as a virgin in the previous life cannot be repeated in this life!

Seeing Xiao Ran's silence, Master Yinyue seemed to see through his thoughts, smiled and leaned into his ear and said:

Don't worry, Yue'er will help you solve the major issues in your life.

Xiao Ran hurriedly said:

The disciple is going to practice, and he will come to see Master after a while.

Immortal Yinyue straightened her cigarette shirt and smiled softly.

Come back after you come back from Chaos City, and wait for your anorexic flowers and good news.

must.

Xiao Ran hurried back to Zhijian Peak with several tons of medicinal residues.

Looked around.

Master was at Hot Spring Cliff last night, soaking in the hot springs, drinking wine, and reading a picture book, and fell asleep after reading it.

When he left for Baicao Peak in the morning, she didn't wake up.

Now the sun is high and the sun is shining on her chest, she is still sleeping...

Damn it, even though we are in the Dharma-ending era, we are living the life that Xiao Ran dreamed of in his previous life.

If it wasn't for the fact that the system was bound to Master and couldn't be changed, she really had to be encouraged!

disciple room.

After Chuyan was promoted to Yuanying, she hasn't gotten out of bed yet, just like confinement.

According to Xiao Ran's observation, she was already in good health and could get out of bed completely, but she seemed to be deliberately dragging herself out of bed.

I don't know why, is this bed so fragrant?

Xiao Ran thought about it carefully.

Since his disciple's house was built, he hasn't slept in his beloved eight-square-meter bed for a few nights.

This bed was occupied by Master and Chu Yan most of the time.

You know, this bed will be reserved for him as a wedding room in the future, alas...

How does this make him marry a wife in the future?

Xiao Ran sat cross-legged on the pine root.

The autumn light is shining and the wind is blowing, which is a good weather for eating medicine dregs.

Take a closer look, although the ingredients of the medicine dregs are highly poisonous, they will overdraw the dantian, leaving behind sequelae that are difficult to recover.

But this kind of medicine dregs is like pissing into the Pacific Ocean to Xiao Ran's boundless sea of ​​qi, swallowing it raw will not cause any fuss.

Xiao Ran grasped the dark medicine dregs, sensed the chaotic spiritual power inside, and swallowed it raw.

The outside is dry and hard, the inside is sticky, and the taste is very bad, with a pungent smell of burnt and corrosion.

The dregs of the medicine entered the stomach, and the dregs remained in the stomach pouch. The power of the medicine was quickly digested and rushed into the sea of ​​qi. Although it didn't cause much waves, it transformed a lot of spiritual power.

It's just a bit of a waste tongue and a waste stomach.

In order to resist the stimulation of the medicine, Xiao Ran simply closed his five senses with the method of resonance, and his soul merged into the heaven, earth and Tao to follow nature, and he didn't see anything and didn't worry about it.

Just like that, he ate the dregs of the medicine in a daze, and as he ate, his seven orifices began to bleed...

Not a big problem.

Still under control.

Hot Spring Cliff.

Ling Zhouyue was dreaming in a daze, when she suddenly noticed something strange about the Blood Moon Bone.

With a flash of instinct, he carried the painting book and wine bottle, wrapped in a white bathrobe, and ran to Jianping Gusong to have a look.

He was shocked by the scene of Xiao Ran eating the dregs of medicine.

He stretched out his hand and waved it in front of Xiao Ran...

Like a fool, there is no response at all!

Ling Zhouyue panicked instantly.

I'm sorry, it's too heavy for the teacher.

Look, it broke your brain.

It's a crime to be a teacher, Xiao Ran, wake up quickly,

Wake up quickly, I will take you to find a wife for the teacher.

While murmuring indiscriminately, he reached out and knocked on Xiao Ran's forehead.

Xiao Ran who knocked did not move, but his own limbs trembled and waves rose and fell.

The blood of Xiao Ran was knocked up, and the bleeding from the seven orifices became more serious.

This turbulent spiritual power!

Xiao Ran came back to his senses in one breath.

He had never been so happy before, his whole body was washed and filled with spiritual power, as if he had gone to heaven, and there seemed to be a rough sea in front of him.

I almost didn't come back...

Fortunately, there is resonance, and everything is under his control.

In order to increase the absorption rate, he forcibly endured the severe physical pain, cut off part of the five senses, and integrated his soul into the heaven and earth. He really looked like a fool.

As a result, he was dangled by the master, so that the sea was everywhere in his eyes, and he regained his consciousness in advance.

Stop shaking, stop shaking! Master, what are you doing, I'm practicing!

Hey, aren't you stupid?

Ling Zhouyue was dubious and pinched Xiao Ran's handsome face.

You came back from Zhaoxia Peak, did you feel uncomfortable anywhere?

Dare you not temper me? Did you fly me before you mastered the strength?

Xiao Ran said indifferently:

No.

Only then did Ling Zhouyue breathe a sigh of relief, and took a sip of wine to subdue her shock.

You said no, don't bite me back if you have a problem in the future... Doing this as a teacher is also to hone your physique and forge your indestructible body. Don't be a teacher who doesn't know what is good or bad.

Will not.

Xiao Ran's cheeks twitched slightly to calm down his anger.

Is the hot spring master still using it? If not, I want to detoxify.

Sure enough, you are not stupid, and you know how to detoxify!

Ling Zhouyue hurriedly said:

You use it, you use it.

Xiao Ran came to Hot Spring Cliff, took off his clothes and soaked in the pool, and began to detoxify.

In a blink of an eye, not only the water in the pool was as black as ink, but even the curling mist turned black.

Ling Zhouyue followed, shivering with fright, wrapped in a bath towel, and sat cross-legged under the peach tree.

She didn't dare to look at the picture book anymore, and stared at Xiao Ran without moving, for fear that Xiao Ran would die suddenly.

Too cruel!

She once ate one of the early finished Explosive Blood Pill out of curiosity, and almost fainted from vomiting blood.

It's unimaginable that Xiao Ran ate all of the blood-explosive pill dregs that Master had accumulated for hundreds of years...

What kind of fairy is this?

Seeing the doomsday scene shrouded in black mist in the hot spring like a ghost, Ling Zhouyue asked weakly:

Do you want... help?

Xiao Ran didn't turn his head back and said:

Master, drink more wine and read more picture books, which is the greatest help to the disciple.

Ling Zhouyue has a pretty face.

Are you mocking me?

I'm telling the truth!

Forget it, explain to you that you don't understand either.

If you help...

As soon as Xiao Ran moved, the conversation changed.

Then you help me pinch?

Ling Zhouyue always felt that there was still sarcasm in Xiao Ran's tone, and guessed that it was because she pinched her too much and made resentment.

You look down on me as a teacher? Just pinch it!

Ling Zhouyue fastened the bathrobe tightly with bamboo sticks, put away the jug and painting books, and came behind Xiao Ran, corrected her breath, and squeezed his shoulders very seriously.

Xiao Ran closed his eyes and enjoyed it.

Looking back on this journey, in order to earn filial piety every day, I almost become a licking dog. It is time to enjoy the service of Master.

It doesn't hurt to enjoy Master once in a while.

After all, Master thought that she kicked him flying and smashed his brain, and he felt guilty in his heart. This kind of rare guilt must be grasped and not wasted.

Squeezing and pinching, Xiao Ran didn't feel very comfortable.

The master had too much strength and lacked service awareness, so he squeezed and pushed, making him lean forward.

The vast spiritual power from the master rushed directly into the sea of ​​qi and washed his alchemy wall, but it didn't have any effect of infiltrating or dispelling the poison.

Xiao Ran frowned, subconsciously said:

Master, don't move too aggressively. If you are too aggressive, you will push aggressively. You must be gentle and proceed step by step.

okay.

Ling Zhouyue felt guilty and honest, she began to gently pinch Xiao Ran's cervical spine while injecting subtle spiritual power.

The force is too small, and there is no feeling.

Taking advantage of Master feeling ashamed and enjoying the rare machismo, Xiao Ran pursed his lips on purpose:

Your strength is too weak, didn't you eat in the morning?

Ling Zhouyue was holding back the fire.

She had already sensed Xiao Ran's revenge.

He thought to himself: This kid has become the leader of the Dao League, his wings are hardened!

Her movements started to get bigger and bigger, almost pushing Xiao Ran into the water.

It's a big push!

Xiao Ran made a gesture.

Hey, why is it so difficult to get gentle service? Sure enough, it's wrong to ask the elders to massage. Can Master call Chuyan for me?

You bastard!

Ling Zhouyue finally couldn't bear it anymore, and kicked Xiao Ran's shoulder angrily.

Xiao Ran's shoulders shook.

The water stains were wet and greasy, Ling Zhouyue kicked and slipped.

His thigh brushed across li xuan's neck, turned over and fell into the pool.

I almost choked on my saliva, I was so embarrassed.

Ling Zhouyue was about to have a fit, and found that the water in the pool was already clear, and the water mist became as white as floating catkins, blocking most of Xiao Ran's sight.

This means that Xiao Ran has already detoxified, and he is deliberately entertaining her!

Seeing that the bathrobes are flying away, and it is not easy to be naked...

Ling Zhouyue simply sat cross-legged in the pool, crossed her chest with her hands, looked quietly at Xiao Ran, and didn't say a word.

The peach blossoms in the sky were flying non-stop, falling on the water one by one, and drifting towards the cliffside waterfall.

For the first time, she saw infinity and vastness in Xiao Ran, the kind of majestic aura she had only seen in the supreme and powerful people in the past.

Only in his twenties, is this kid really a fairy?

Ling Zhouyue's ears were reddish, her face was stern, and she suppressed it only with her spiritual power.

After the water wave calmed down, Xiao Ran slowly opened his eyes.

Master, do you want to kick me naked to Baicao Peak?

Ling Zhouyue crossed her arms, her curves were astonishing.

What's the matter, do you still want face?

Xiao Ran didn't blush, his heart didn't beat, he just said:

If you kick the disciple into the alchemy room, and the uncle happens to encounter a difficult problem of refining medicine, I will discuss the profound alchemy issues with the uncle like this... Do you think it is appropriate?

Ling Zhouyue was slightly taken aback, her sword eyebrows slightly frowned.

Why, you still want to steal my master?

This idea...

no more love.

Xiao Ran felt sad in his heart, but he deliberately said:

Today, I discussed with my uncle the major events in my disciple's life, and I suddenly found out that I am surrounded by either elders or juniors, or the younger ones, spring frogs and autumn cicadas. Maybe my disciple will really be a bachelor for the rest of his life.

Did you agree to serve Master for the rest of your life?

Sure enough, when a man's strength becomes strong, he becomes bad, his wings harden, and he's about to flirt!

Ling Zhouyue's brows and eyes twitched slightly, her complexion was slightly cold.

Are you so impatient?

Xiao Ran withstood the pressure and deliberately said:

What's wrong with procreating offspring in the Dharma-ending era? Having more children and fighting more will lead to a future. As a man, I have the obligation to marry a wife and have children.

Lingzhou Yueqi's chest trembled, causing waves of water.

Okay, Xiao Ran, you——go to Chaos City this time, and I'll introduce you to a mistress, to see if you have the guts!