My Corpse is Bohemian

On the twentieth birthday of An Bu, he bought a new car with the money he earned from his part-time job. Before he could get the license plate, the bridge collapsed as soon as he went out for a test drive, and he and the car fell into the river. Although she tried her best to save herself, she was unable to escape in the end, suffocating herself by the smashed car window.

For ordinary people, death is the end, and she has "lived" in her corpse again, but she no longer has the vital signs such as heartbeat, breathing, pulse, body temperature, etc. that a living person should have.

Anbu is not surprised by the "resurrection", because she is the successor of the book of life and death (bu four tones). The book she owns is a defective book, and you can only see everyone's anger and death. One of the most useful functions is to randomly generate a complete set of identity and household registration according to her personal attributes and era background. The certificate is absolutely true and without flaws, it can be called the most high-end "false certificate" system.

When she was alive, An Bu rarely used the book of life and death. This book was basically useless except for letting her see various supernatural phenomena and issuing "false certificates". Until she died, yin and yang reversed, the anger value in the life book dropped from 100,000 points to 101 points, while the death qi value in the dead book soared from 10 points to more than 6 million points, the whole world became dead in her eyes. .

The more than 6 million yuan is not only the death of Anbu himself, but also the death of everyone nearby and all the souls who have died in this river over the years. If it wasn't for his accidental death here, An Bu would never have known that there were so many drowned ghosts in this river.

Anbu, a living corpse with only 101 anger points, only has the ability to move slowly, and his five senses are severely weakened. It took a lot of effort to smash the car window and climb out. Downstream, began a long period of wandering life.

After the accident, she became a missing person. Her parents did not give up looking for her. Before her, her two sisters also disappeared, but she had a hunch that her sisters were all alive because their anger was stronger than anyone else. It's just that An Bu didn't want her parents to experience the pain of separation again, so when she was wandering for seven months, accumulated anger to 1,000 points, and barely had a personality, she returned to her parents and told them the matter. Although it was unbelievable, they accepted her and blessed her for ten years, allowing her to accumulate life without worries.

Ten years later, An Bu was finally able to live in the city with integrity, and gradually figured out a relatively mature method of accumulating vitality. For the next few decades, she stayed by her parents' side and did not travel far, until they died a hundred years later as a "granddaughter". From then on, there is nothing to worry about, and corpses are everywhere.

The "false certificate" system of the book of life and death has finally played an important role, and you can change your identity at any time. No matter how many years, you don't have to worry about becoming a "black household".

Anbu will not stay in one place for more than five years, the fixed status will be changed every ten years, and other status will be determined according to the situation.

Now is 82 years after she became a living corpse, in 2175 of the Gregorian calendar, her fixed identity is a foreign language translator, from country C, 25 years old, orphan, just graduated, no fixed job, rented in Mingxiang Community in an apartment.

After sending the translation to the client, An Bu got up and moved his stiff limbs, and then went to the kitchen to squeeze a glass of vegetable juice for himself.

She does not rely on her stomach to digest food now, but is directly decomposed by the energy in her body. Vegetables and fruits are the most convenient and healthy food she finally selected after repeated verification. They can increase the anger value by 5-50 points each time. However, if the food is not replenished immediately, the anger value will drop. .

It's a pity that her sense of taste is different from ordinary people. Eating vegetables and fruits can only be used as a daily task to replenish energy, and it can't bring her any taste enjoyment at all.

Her current anger value is 413605, her hearing and smell are still normal, but her taste, vision, and touch are still abnormal.

Looking at the time, it was already past 9 pm. Anbu put on a dark casual outfit and walked out of the apartment with the key.

"Anbu, you're still going out so late." A neighbor, Auntie Zhang, came across from her, who had just returned from walking her dog.

"Yeah, go out and do some errands." An Bu greeted with a smile, walked to the parking lot, drove his car out, and drove into the endless road.

But for a moment, the in-car control system issued a prompt: [Master, someone called for a taxi, the coordinate is K3C9, the distance is 780 meters, do you accept the order? 】

"Connect." Anbu followed the signs on the electronic map and drove towards the indicated coordinates.

That's right, what she does now is to run and drive, pick up and drop off customers with single taxis, which is one of her part-time jobs.

After becoming a living corpse, she can only sleep for 2 hours a day. Once more than 2 and a half hours, her brain and body will start to become rigid, so she is either studying, working, or exercising every day. In short, she cannot let herself Take a break.

When I came to the indicated location, I turned on the lights a few times, and I saw two men supporting a drunk man to the front of the car, helping him into the back seat, putting on the seat belt, and then saying to the footpath: "Master, trouble. Send him to Huaixiu Garden."

"Okay." An Bu glanced at them, frowning slightly.

Only then did the two notice that the driver turned out to be a woman. She couldn't see her face clearly with her hat on, but she sounded like she was very young. Female drivers who drive at night are rare.

While the two were in a daze, An Bu had already carried the drunken man away.

Huaixiu Garden is only three or four kilometers away from here, and there are not many traffic lights in the middle, so it can be reached soon. When it comes to traffic lights, I have to praise modern cars, which can intelligently connect to the traffic system and recognize traffic lights. Otherwise, with the abnormal vision of Anbu, it is impossible to drive at all.

The car came to an intersection, Huaixiu Garden was on the right, but Anbu did not turn, but drove straight ahead.

"You, where are you taking me?" The drunk man was obviously not drunk enough to tell the difference. He pointed out the car window and asked with a big tongue.

"Build the road over there." An Bu replied.

"Oh." After saying this, the drunk man believed it, and fell on the seat and stopped moving.

But after a long time, An Bu drove the car into the city hospital, then got out of the car, took the drunk man out, asked two nurses to take him for a physical examination, and helped to pay for the medical expenses, and then left the hospital.

The dead aura on the drunk man was like a dark cloud covering the top. Even if An Bu didn't open the book of life and death, he knew that he was about to die. Judging from his appearance, unlike a terminally ill patient, the chance of accidental death is higher, but he is so drunk that he should have no other activities after returning home, so if there is any accident, it must happen during this time period.

Whether it is falling to death when going upstairs, sudden death while sleeping, or drunkenness, sending him to the hospital can avoid the above situations to the greatest extent.

As for the medical expenses paid in advance, An Bu didn't care at all. If that person could survive the death catastrophe, she would be able to get the corresponding anger value.

After getting in the car, Anbu stopped caring about it and continued to start her pick-up business.

From 8:00 pm to 11:00 pm is the peak time for taxis, and after 11:00 pm, there are fewer passengers. Anbu usually runs until 2 am, rests for 2 hours after returning home, and gets up around 5 to study.

After 1 o'clock, An Bu took the last order. They were two young men in their twenties, dressed in trendy clothes, and they looked like Zhou Zheng, but their eyes weren't very pleasing.

From time to time, they looked at An Bu with a hint of ill will.

"It's here." An Bu stopped the car on the side of the street and motioned them to get off.

A young man with yellow hair got out of the car, but the young man with red hair did not get out of the car. He climbed on the driver's seat with both hands, leaned over and smiled at An Budao, "Aren't you afraid of driving alone at night, miss?"

On the other side, Huang Mao, who got out of the car first, pulled the front door open, leaned over to look at An Bu, and whistled, "Oh, she's still a little beauty."

As soon as An Bu saw this posture, he knew that he had encountered a rogue.

"What do you think?" She moved her facial muscles at the right time, showing a frightened expression.

"Hey, don't be afraid, my brother just wants to chat with you." Saying so, one hand has already taken off An Bu's hat.

A few strands of blue silk hang down, revealing infinite style.

The yellow-haired young man's eyes were straight. Originally, he just wanted to tease him, and he was addicted to his hands. Now, seeing such beauty, his heart suddenly itchy.

He looked left and right, the place was remote, and it was late at night, which was a good time to show off animal desires.

The two youths exchanged obscene glances, tacitly reaching an agreement.

Huang Mao quickly unfastened Anbu's seatbelt and pulled her out of the car. Hong Mao immediately covered her mouth from behind and dragged her into the small garden next to her. The anxious two did not notice that they were dragging the other. A "corpse".

But for a moment, only the sound of fabric tearing came from the small garden, followed by the sound of body collision, and finally the cry of forbearance and ecstasy.

Ten minutes later, An Bu walked out of the garden leisurely, waved the grass clippings on his body, put on his hat again, got into the car, called up the in-car monitor, and uploaded it to the Pao Pao head office, which clearly recorded two The process of people dragging her out of the car, they haven't had time to delete, if not, she won't wait until the small garden to do it.

After doing all this, Anbu slammed down neatly and flicked away.

The next day, the residents who were preparing for the morning exercise passed by the garden and suddenly saw two young men hugging each other in messy clothes. The skin was covered with bruises and purple marks.

"I'm going, two men are fighting in the garden?"

"It's so risqué!"

"I'm so angry, Laozi's eyes that have preserved their chastity for 30 years are polluted like this!"

The two young people woke up in the gust of cold wind and lively discussions, and then found that they were surrounded by a group of aunts and uncles, and immediately ran away...

Anbu returned home, threw his hat on the sofa, and then walked into the bathroom to wash up.

She stood in front of the mirror and looked at her naked self. Her skin was tender and white, her twin peaks were plump, her waist was slender, and she was considered to be beautiful, but it had no trace of warmth or blood, and it was a bit strangely white. This is already her best state. When she first died, her skin was dry and gray, and she looked terminally ill. It took four or five years for her to master the rules of maintaining health.

Anbu stepped into the bathtub filled with warm water and immersed her whole body in the water. The water was dense and the temperature was suitable. However, she could not feel the comfort of the bath at all. She just routinely cleaned and massaged to ensure the cleanliness of her body and the activity of her muscles.

"Inthedream, itseemedasiftherewereadestination...Hewasleft, uponawakening, withthefeelingthathewanted..." In the bathroom, the voice of reading a foreign language slowly sounded.

In order to ensure the normal operation of the brain, whenever he is free, Anbu will think, recite, count, or plan the future... In short, try not to let the brain stop working.

Anbu has persisted in this habit for 80 years. From the initial difficulty in remembering a few words, to the rapid memory now, she has paid great hardships and efforts.

Although tired, he never gave up.

Because she wants to live.

And, live capriciously.

The author has something to say: I saw that there are many friends who are confused about the problem of color blindness and cannot drive. I mentioned it in the first chapter, but I will explain it in detail.

In this era, color-blindness can take a driver's license test, because traffic light intelligent sensing systems are installed on vehicles, not only on vehicles, but also on electronic products such as mobile phones and watches. It's like high myopia, you can't drive without glasses, but you'll be fine with them.